#woods are wet

[marypickfords]

Woods Are Wet (Tatsumi Kumashiro, 1973)

#hiroko isayama #woods are wet #女地獄 森は濡れた #tatsumi kumashiro #caps #wow.. #maeda shot some of my favorite japanese movies.. a true master

[watching-pictures-move]

Woods Are Wet (Kumashiro, 1973)

#film #my screencaps #woods are wet #tatsumi kumashiro

[nomazee]

Um hello! Is the 1k event thingy still up?? If so I would like to request a classmate! Dr ratio x reader at 2:47 am?

it's actually sickening how much fun i had with this i was giggling at my own jokes while typing this out... this was so fun to write THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING!!!

my 1k event!

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A blaring, aggravating, shrill sound wakes you up. Your hands go to cover your ears, protecting your sanity from the noise ringing somewhere from the tangle of sheets on your bed. Hands flailing around desperately to find the source of the piercing chimes, you writhe around in agony until you finally latch onto your phone. 

The brightness of the screen digs into your corneas as you lift up the device to see the caller ID of whoever had the guts to bother you on a school night. 

It comes to no surprise that the caller name reads “VERITAS FUCKING RATIO” in all caps with no contact photo. Your eye twitches and the grip on your phone tightens, just a hair away from leaving finger-shaped dents in the metal. 

Begrudgingly, you answer the call, tucking the phone next to your ear with nothing less than displeasure. “Veritas. Why are you calling me at—” you pull your phone back to check, “—almost three in the morning?” 

“The works cited page,” Veritas Fucking Ratio informs you matter-of-factly. There’s no hint of sleepiness in his voice, nothing that could possibly chip away at his good image, of course. “You did it in the wrong format. It’s supposed to be APA. This is a science project, not a literature project.” 

You might kill him. The project in question is to be presented tomorrow— today at ten in the morning. Ratio and you had been working on it for an entire two weeks, broken up into intermittent hour-long sessions because he was adamant that you split up the work instead of rushing to do it all the night before. Stupid self-righteous gorgeous beautiful academic genius-freak. Yeah, it definitely helped you in the long run, but he acted so sanctimonious about it that you refused to admit the benefits. 

“Veritas,” you imbue the syllables of his name with poison, as much as you can when you’re swaying as you sit up on your bed and fighting demons to not fall back asleep. “This is such an easily-fixed thing. Do you know what time it is right now? Why are you even awake? You know, I am supposed to get a full seven hours of sleep every night, and I was already cutting it short today, and you woke me up before I could even hit REM sleep. Do you know how upsetting this is? Fix the goddamn works cited yourself!” 

For once, Veritas is at a loss for words. The other end of the line is so quiet that you have to double check and make sure he hasn’t just hung up on you. Perspiration builds on your palms, thinking that this is it—this is the exact moment that you make Veritas-Fucking-Ratio snap and delete your name off the project credit slide, and you’re going to get a 0 because he will wipe off any evidence of your work from this plane of existence, and you will spend the rest of your measly life chasing after your MLA-turned-APA works cited page, too-little-too-late. 

“I’m awake because the— well.” He pauses, and his voice sounds so far away and unobtrusive that you’re almost worried. Your breath stills in the middle of your diaphragm. Waiting. “The works cited is one thing. But I wanted you to look at the slides, if you can.” 

If you can, he says, as if he’s giving you a choice, which he literally never has during this entire process. You had no role in choosing the topic, or the slide theme, or what days you worked on the project, or how often you worked on the project (because god forbid you procrastinate a little bit, right?!), but now, at almost three in the morning, Veritas is saying something along the lines of oh please my dearest project partner, I request that you open the Google Slides at once, but only if you would like to! I would never infringe on your free will at three in the morning, because I respect you as a partner. Or something like that. That was pretty much the gist of it. 

A raspy sigh escapes you, and you claw your busted laptop off the nightstand next to you, opening it up and squinting at the LED screen as you punch in your passcode. “You know, I have done a good job at going along with all of your whims, Veritas, the least you could do is fix the works cited for me. Seriously, how did you even miss that? You’re so detail-oriented, but you didn't even realize the format was wrong until tonight? Who even cares, seriously… it’s just a slideshow…” 

Your voice trails off as the slideshow presentation finally loads in. You see Veritas’ default profile picture blink in the upper right-hand corner, signaling that he’s viewing the slideshow with you. The slideshow which has apparently undergone a huge makeover. 

It’s—pleasant to look at. This entire time, you and Veritas had been editing a default, white-background black-serif-font-text slideshow. He refused to change it, telling you that it’s unprofessional to do anything too embellished, to which you fruitlessly said, Veritas, we will die early deaths because of the hole in the ozone layer, would you at least make it easier on my poor soul by letting me choose a pokemon-theme slide? Veritas had pretended like he couldn't hear you (in a very quiet library room, mind you), but the twitch in his brow gave him away. 

Now, though, the slides are decorated. It’s a really nice theme, complete with custom icons and graphic blobs of color—your favorite color, might you add. It’s—pretty. Dare you say, cute, but you think Veritas would vaporize your entire presentation if you called it cute. 

“Did you— this— did you pay for this slide theme?” 

“You— n— mn,” he trails off into an unintelligible mash of mumbling, and you hear a loud THUD that sounds awfully like the phone being thrown onto a mattress. Fabric shuffles around, before you hear Veritas’ voice again, clear and composed. “Sorry. I dropped my phone.” What a loser, and a liar, and an endearing freak. You really wish he video called you because you need to see his totally-very-ugly face. 

“I thought this was unprofessional, Veritas,” you say teasingly, a smile lining your words as you try not to giggle right into the phone. “What made you have a change of heart?” 

“Nothing,” the typical firmness of his voice has returned, much to your dismay. “The works cited is still wrong. You have to fix it.” 

“Oh, whatever you say, honored Ratio,” you open up your trusty citation-generator, ready for a long fifteen minutes of copying and pasting information. “Hey, you must be free after class tomorrow, right? Since the project is pretty much over, right?” 

“Yes,” Veritas answers after a moment of hesitation, only a hint of doubt in his voice. 

“That’s great. Keep your schedule clear, then.” 

(You fix the works cited slide, wish Veritas sweet dreams, and then wake up in the morning to completely ace your presentation. The minute the period ends, you drag him out of the classroom and into a coffee shop, paying for some five dollar pastry and joking that it’s payback for the cute slideshow theme that he definitely paid five dollars for. Veritas is an awful liar, and you tell him that, and he can’t even find the strength to deny it.)

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#nora hits 1k #dr ratio x reader #veritas ratio x reader #hsr x reader #honkai star rail x reader #dr. ratio x reader #honkai x reader #ratio x reader #i love this man he's like a wet piece of bark #like a rained-on plank of wood #this drabble is longer than my dan heng one im sick... dr ratio will not overtake my favorites leaderboard.

[lindagoesmushrooming]

#woods #forest #forestcore #mushrooms #fungi #amanita #forest floor #latvia #trail #nature #nature photography #naturecore #original photographers #photographers on tumblr #i think you can tell it was raining and my lens was wet

[dampsleeves]

ok don't boo me but i'm rly obsessed with arrogant, self-centered, snz. Hell, a synonym of arrogant is literally "snotty," (though yes I do know it doesn't hold the same meaning as the "snotty" I'm referring to lmao)

hear me out hear me out, like... sumn about, like...

someone who's sick and does not care whether or not they infect you. maybe they even wanna infect you. like, sometimes it's intentional - sneezing down on you while you're caring for them & applying vicks to their feet, because it's amusing to them to watch you squirm - and sometimes it's unintentional - just sneezing openly & not bothering to cover because, "Why should I?" And, "You're fine."

or maybe someone who's allergic to something - say, flowers maybe - and decides that the flowers are going in the trash. all because they're an inconvenience to them and their sinuses.

basically someone who doesn't care who or what they have to step on in order to take care of their nose's needs, because they're always more important. (*cough* in g/t snzarios the "step on" bit could be taken literally)

on paper, of course. on paper. in real life, someone like this can go straight to hell, but on paper, they can **** *** **** *** ** me, fr fr. Idk. Surely I can't be the only one like this... right?

#snzblr #snz #if this flops take me to the woods and put me down #snz kink #sneezeblr #sneeze kink #snzfucker #snz thoughts #snz fet #spiidervent #wet just thinking ab it

[kaddyssammlung]

#from this morning #it was wet and muddy but also nice #goprophotography #photography #my photos #my photography #my pics #nature photography #in the woods #trees

[amiracleilluminated]

#thelastdayalive #usermichi #alan wake 2 #alanwakeedit #videogameedit #alan wake 2 spoilers #*gifs #this road.mp3 #i once had a night road trip through the woods and it really feels like you're in a parallel universe #and the woods looked almost like this but with more pines cuz it's a pine country out here #idk if the flickering is from everything being wet or my video card being a d!ck

[godsoopsiewoopsie]

my mum coming into my room to wake me up in the morning

me (who hasn’t slept) on my 7th litwtc episode in a row

#life in the world to come #litwtc #will wood #chris dunne #cat memes #sad wet cat #shit post #i haven’t slept in so long omfg

[wehavekookies]

New books, new books!

Two from Wet Ink Games arrived last week. System neutral, one about the Woods that will eat, the other one about the City, that will also eat you.

Beautiful stuff. Very excited to dive into both.

#into the wyrd and wild #into the cess and citadel #wet ink games #ttrpg #indie ttrpg #system neutral #especially excited about the Wyrd and Wild one #because heeeeey dark woods full of dark magik #also losing my shit over that pink #kooks talks

[caramelldraws]

„And now at last it comes. You will give me the Ring freely! In place of the Dark Lord you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love me and despair!“

A take on Galadrielˋs Test. Turns out I got my quotes mixed up lol

„Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!”

#galadriel #lotr fanart #lotr #my art #accidentally went with the princess celestia Color scheme #oop #also tried to play with the sorceress of the golden wood thing a bit #which is fun because ppl feared what she wasn’t but could’ve been if she hadn’t passed the test #evil lady step on me #lotr books #might revisit this one for cleanup before I print it but here we are for now #the movie went with the more easily understandable sea Color schemebut I liked the idea of going with the dawn #creepy and wet vs creepy and bright #also help im still trying to figure out colours I used to mainly work in blackandwhite like a year or so ago qwq

[marypickfords]

Woods Are Wet (Tatsumi Kumashiro, 1973)

#hiroko isayama #woods are wet #女地獄 森は濡れた #tatsumi kumashiro #caps

[watching-pictures-move]

Woods Are Wet (Kumashiro, 1973)

#film #my screencaps #woods are wet #tatsumi kumashiro

[unironicallycringe]

i drew Timie again because i rly like Timie! just a wacky creature who ordered extra bean sprouts on their ramen once and now they got bean sprouts coming out of their head! (this is inaccurate to actual lore but I'm craving ramen and bean sprouts so,)

sorry for tagging you again but Timie belongs to @scopophobia-polaris !!!

#my art #a memory of younger days #timie #loz au #loz fanart #zelda fanart #oot link if they became a lost woods monster and fae'd their gender #wet beast wednesday every day #i was considering using the oot link tag but Timie is a v diff person but also the same #god im shaking ur hand polaris cause this is the same issue i have when tagging Not-Link #fuck it we ball #oot link

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

That charmingly corny tiktok wasn't lying this lager hits different in the shower

#my haggard wet form #beaus lug tread try it if you come to my neck of the woods

[outtacontextlitwtc]

"You're absolutely right, Hannibal" Wet Santa, Will Wood

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#wet santa #will wood

[scoutingthetrooper]

#home #house #tiny home #tiny house #cabin #cottage #nature #trees #forest #green #red #brown #moss #mossy #rustic #wood #wooden #chimney #wet #rainy