#worlds shittiest creepypasta irl

[buglover6000]

hi tumblr today id like to share the terastal fairy type heart chronicles. it showed up in the middle of an online raid and i was like lol thats a weird glitch. and then it showed up in the next one. and the next one. also it was closer.

i logged off for a while and was like that was weird oh well. got back on, was messing around, walked into the treasure eatery and it was just Right The Fuck There. startled me a little bc i was NOT expecting that shit.

then after a little while of playing longer that shit showed up in the league club room. its like a really shitty creepypasta.

#pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon scarvio #pokemon meme #quality game right here #worlds shittiest creepypasta irl

[hellsitegenetics]

genome THIS (pleag. it would make me happy):

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgen leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with jurgen leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgenLeitner

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and I lost it

where the fuck is jurgen leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

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#tumblr genetics #genetics #marigold #flowers #the magnus archives #jurgen leitner #sent to me #requests #completely-real-and-normal-human #asks

[qc-wiggles]

JURGEN LEITNER?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITENER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEIN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgein leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with jurgein leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and I lost it

where the fuck is jurgein leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

#gerry keay #hellohello #wiggly pen #doodle #pls note this is the only time im going to answer this copypasta ask :-) #jurgen leitner rant

[forevers-world]

Happy Jurgen Leitner Death Day!!! THE DAY HAS COME, MY BITCHES 🥳😈💀☠👹👺👻📚📜🪔🍷🍾✨😎

JURGEN LEITNER?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEIN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgein leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with jurgein leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and I lost it

where the fuck is jurgein leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

#magnus archives #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #magnus protocol #jurgen leitner #I fucking hate this man #Cursed books #Why #Why the actual fuck #elias bouchard #jonathan sims #sounds of brutal pipe murder

[the-starlit-blade]

jurgen leitner stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner goddamn fool book collecting dust eating rat old bastard shithead idiot avatar of the whore biggest clown in the circus laughed out of town cowboy motherfucking jurgen leitner stop pinning me when i talk about jurgen leitner i hate him so much why does he have so many fucked up books why did he decide to fuck around anf find out just set them loose is he dead is he a bastard man has such a visceral effect on me not even in the room never seen this mans face and i know he has the worlds shittiest beard get away from me if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgen leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down if i have to deal with jurgen leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive i dont even know why i hate him so much he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy he better have a fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just a rich shithead who likes creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham better have had a book make him kill a man because if he did not im gonna make him paypal.com/ifuckinghatejurgenleitner episodes not even about him vaguely mention what is maybe supposed to be his library and i lost it where the fuck is jurgen leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt crusty old man ill punch him and his frail old man twig bones will flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times titled now you fucked up in yiddish im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point i hope theres a day given for when jurgen died or will die so i can get a reminder on my phone every day once a year i will do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

#the magnus archives #jurgen leitner #happy brutal pipe murder day to those who celebrate!! #jurgen leitner has been dead for 7 slutty slutty years

[gilliontidestriderchampionoftheu]

MALLARD CONWAY?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MALLARD CONWAY GOD DAMN FOOL CORPSE LOOKING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING MALLARD CONWAY

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT MALLARD CONWAY I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SUCH A FUCKED UP HOUSE WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND KILL ALL THE WISPERERS IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said mallard conways waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with mallard conway speaking one more word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he rules part of the spirit world but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a wisp make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateMallardConway

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be him or ghoul and I lost it

where the fuck is mallard conway if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch mal and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when mallard died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who killed so many wisperers

#my post #jrwi prime defenders

[starry-teacup]

THE NARRATOR?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING THE NARRATOR GOD DAMN FOOL ANNOYING ORDERS GIVING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT VOICE OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING THE NARRATOR. STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT THE NARRATOR I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP CABINS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM [THE PRINCESSES] LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME.

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said the narrator's waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down. if i have to deal with the narrator speaking one word in person on voice in game not only will i close the window i will load my history out of spite and have to replay the entire game again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive. i dont even know why i hate him so much. he ignores mirrors but i am just mad because i am ANGY. he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham. BETTER have had a princess make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him.

paypal.com/IFuckingHateTheNarrator

chapter's not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his opinion and I lost it. where the fuck is the narrator if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt.crusty old man. ill punch narrator and his sad frail old bird twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final mirror he kept on him at all times simply reflecting Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish. im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point. i hope theres a date given for when narrator died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone, and everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true monarchs

#once again #this is for only a small percentage of people #eh? eh? #the narrator rant anyone? #I spent too long editing this to fit him lol #tma #Jurgen Leitner rant #the narrator #stp #slay the princess

[wuffgang-ameowdeus-moozart]

this is how jurgen leitner STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITENER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEIN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgein leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down if i have to deal with jurgein leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and I lost it where the fuck is jurgein leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt crusty old man ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books can still win-

#tma #the magnus archives #jurgen leitner #revival is just an hour of gerry and jurgen leitner having a fist fight in the institute parking lot

[cupheadocscasino]

To OJ: oj clementine? stupid idiot motherfucking oj clementine? goddamn fool book collecting dust eating rat old bastard shithead idiot avatar of the whore biggest clown in the circus laughed out of town cowboy motherfucking oj clementine stop pinning me when i talk about oj clementine i hate him so much why does he have so many fucked up books why did he decide to fuck around and find out just set them loose is he dead? is he a bastard? man has such a visceral effect on me not even in the room never seen this mans face and i know he has the worlds shittiest beard get away from me if i wanted to get into heaven and god said oj clementine is waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down if i have to deal with oj clementine speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is a mentioned or alive i don't even know why i hate him so much he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if he's just some rich shithead who's a fan of creepypastas and wanted the irl version i'll go ham better have had a book make him kill a man because if he didn't i'm going to make him paypal.com/ifuckinghateojclementine episode's not even about him vaguely mentioned what is supposed to be maybe his library and i lost it where the fuck is oj clementine if he's still alive i'm going to so deeply wish he wasn't crusty old man i'll punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all that's left is one final book he kept on him at all times titled now you fucked up in ancient yiddish i'm not breathing i'm hyperventilating at this point i hope there's a date given for when oj died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone everyday one a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books /lh /ref /c

#the better casino #cddwtd #cuphead oc #cuphead au #casino cups oc #casino cups au #cddwtd oj #cups draws #jurgen leitner rant #help i drew the crack on the wrong side. just pretend i didnt

[cowprintsillies]

A Deltarune/Undertale version of the famous Jurgen Leitner rant

WD GASTER?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING WD GASTER GOD DAMN FOOL EXPERIMENT DOING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE SPIRAL BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF THE UNDERGROUND COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING WD GASTER. STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT WD GASTER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DID HE CONDUCT SO MANY FUCKED UP EXPERIMENTS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST FOLLOW BASIC HEALTH AND SAFETY IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST DESIGN GET AWAY FROM ME.

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said WD Gaster’s waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down. if i have to deal with WD Gaster speaking one word in person on voice in game not only will i close the game i will delete my save out of spite and have to replay the entire game again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive. i dont even know why i hate him so much. he haunts the narrative but i am just mad because i am ANGY. he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some wizard hubris shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham. BETTER have had an experiment make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him.

paypal.com/IFuckingHateWDGaster

Story’s not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his sprite and I lost it. where the fuck is WD Gaster if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt.

crusty old man. ill punch Gaster and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final log he kept on him at all times simply titled Very Very Interesting in ancient WingDings. im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point. i hope theres a date given for when Gaster died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone, and everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if effective experiments

#undertale #deltarune #gaster deltarune #wd gaster #w.d. gaster #jurgen leitner rant #Jurgen Leitner rant variation #tma shitpost #deltarune shitpost #undertale shitpost #the magnus archives #TMA #tma jurgen leitner

[ruidus-born-chetney]

TRENT IKITHON?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING TRENT IKITHON GOD DAMN FOOL CHILDREN ABUSING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING TRENT IKITHON

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT TRENT IKITHON I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP GOALS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said trent ikithons waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with trent ikithon speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i hate him so much. i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had someone make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateTrentIkithon

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his and I lost it

 if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch trent and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final spell book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient Infernal

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when trent ikithon died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true goals

#trent ikithon #jurgen leitner rant #critical role #the mighty nein #tw caps

[trans-michael-shelley]

my contribution for Mutuals Powerpoint Night!!!!!! @wherearetheplants @astralrunic @multi-lefaiye @cnnamonrolls @abouttogetshellshocked @approximately20eggs (this is @/nicola-writes' TMA sideblog btw for those confused).

anyway. one more thing under the cut :))) you should click i promise

hello jon apologies for the deception but i wanted to make sure you started reading, so i thought it best not to announce myself. now:

JURGEN LEITNER? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGIEN LEITNER? GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEIN LEITNER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN HIS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgein leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with jurgen leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whose just a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and i lost it

where the fuck is jurgen leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will desintegrate until all thats left of him is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventalating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

(congrats on experiencing both HELLO JON and the leitner rant now <3 youre in the fandom already)

#tma #the magnus archives #nico posts #mutual powerpoint night

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

CLIVESDALE?!

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING CLIVESDALE GOD DAMN FOOLS BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEADS IDIOTS MEMBERS OF THE CHURCH OF STARRY CHILDREN

BIGGEST CLOWNS IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF MICHIGAN CHEMISTS MOTHERFUCKING CLIVESDALE

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT CLIVESDALE I HATE IT SO MUCH WHY DOES IT HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID IT DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT

JUST SET THEM LOOSE

IS IT DESTROYED?

ARE THEY TIME BASTARDS?

TOWN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE AREA NEVER SEEN THIS PLACE’S BUILDINGS AND I KNOW IT HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST ARCHITECTURE GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said clivesdale is waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with clivesdale making one appearance on stage in theatre not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when it is amentioned or alive 

i dont even know why i hate it so much. it is a town but i am just mad because i am angy

it better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if its just some rich shitheads who are fans of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

the mayor BETTER have had the black book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateClivesdale

musical’s not even about it. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be its football team and I lost it 

where the fuck is clivesdale if its still around im going to so deeply wish it wasnt

crusty old town

ill punch clivesdale and its sad frail old town twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and it will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book it kept in it at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing i am hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when clivesdale is destroyed or will be destroyed so i can get make it a reminder on my phone 

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the town who had so many fucked up if true citizens

#hatchetfeild #clivesdale #fuck clivesdale #jurgen leitner #jurgen leitner rant #tma #starkid #i #i like to imagine this is scrawled out on the last page of the black book #I also like to think that Leitner would have the black book in his shit ass library #Lords in black and fear entities FIGHT #baja’s blasting

[networksupported]

REX SOVEREIGN?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING REX SOVEREIGN GOD DAMN FOOL PEOPLE MURDERING SEXY MANNING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING REX SOVEREIGN

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT REX SOVEREIGN I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP PARTNERS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM I HAVE SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST HAIRCUT GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said rex sovereigns waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with rex sovereign speaking one word in person on discord in roleplay not only will i close the tab i will delete my account out of spite and have to reread the entire thread again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he kills people but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a mother(???) make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

#:DISCONNECTED: #felix mentioned the existence of a post dragging rex and this was all i could think of.. #clickonmedotexe

[the-real-rain-world-confessions]

SLIVER OF STRAW?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING SLIVER OF STRAW GOD DAMN FOOL ITERATING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT ITERATOR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING SLIVER OF STRAW. STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT SLIVER OF STRAW I HATE HER SO MUCH WHY DOES SHE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP EXPERIMENTS WHY DID SHE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS SHE DEAD IS SHE A BASTARD SHE HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS ITERATORS FACE AND I KNOW SHE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST FACE GET AWAY FROM ME.

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said sliver of straw is waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down. if i have to deal with Sliver of Straw speaking one word in person on voice in game not only will i close the tab i will delete my save out of spite and have to replay the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when she is mentioned or alive. i dont even know why i hate her so much. She found the triple affirmative but i am just mad because i am ANGY. She better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if shes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham. BETTER have had an ancient make her kill a man cuz if she didnt Im going to make her.

paypal.com/IFuckingHateSliverOfStraw

Pearl's not even about her. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be her solution I lost it. where the fuck is Sliver of Straw if shes still alive im going to so deeply wish she wasnt.

crusty old iterator. ill punch sliver and her sad frail old iterator twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and she will disintegrate until all thats left is one final experiment she kept on her at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish. im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point. i hope theres a date given for when sliver died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone, and everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the iterator who had a fucked up if true solution

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#rain world confession #silver of straw #copypasta #<- dont think we dont know

[actually-hated-blorbo-tournament]

WHO DO YOU HATE MORE

TW bad parenting

Martin Blyndeff: Father of Molly Blyndeff, Martin is a shitty dad who does not give a rats ass about his 12 year old daughter or his shop

jurgen leitner: JURGEN LEITNER?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITENER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEIN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgein leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with jurgein leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and I lost it

where the fuck is jurgein leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books