#worst plan ever

[kaythegayest]

So anyway, It's 1 am. And I can't tell if it's actually bad or if I just need to go to sleep

Revali. Wild. Vigelante au. I will clarify the stick wild is holding is supposed to be a baton. Like, the police ones. I got carried away and ranted about the lore of the picture in the tags so read it if you want.

#linked universe #linked universe au #villians heros vigelantes all that nonsense #very fun #i mainly wanted a excuse to draw revali as a human #And then immediately regretted it #Im so tired man #yeah there's a lot of lore revolving around this one #but I probably won't remember it in the morning #lu wild #revali #I asked my friend for a prompt and she said 'I won't let you do this to yourself' #So to summarize it up revali mipha and wild are all roommates #revali sees that wild gets harmed a lot and thinks 'huh. Well if I'm out there maybe I can help him' #worst plan ever #Revali doesn't announce that he's becoming a vigelante until wild is halfway through fighting some villain and revali just shows up #Wild has to drag revali away and give him a very angry lecture about how 'being a vigelante isn't fun and your just going to get hurt' #Wilds been doing this vigelante stuff for a while #and he has twilight mentoring him so he's prepared for this stuff #Revali however is just some random broke teenager #im ranting #i should stop #alright sorry if your reading this didn't mean to lecture you #whoops #i really do like this au #ill probably add more later #its really cool #i like it #I want to draw mipha now #Shed be so cute

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

please why did starline think he could go into a prison undercover when like everyone there knows him on a second name basis

#worst plan ever #sonic liveblog

[lancelotslair]

WHAT IF there were some guys on earth in like 2008. would that be fucked up or what?

#art #maccadam #transformers #tf: aftershocks #soundwave #ravage #laserbeak #frenzy #rumble #skywarp #thundercracker #starscream #swindle #skyfire #NOT actually my planned like intro for each of them this was just for playin to think on em :) #plan for that is more individual close ups with their role and weapons/details noted but dats gotta wait til next weeeek at least #its like a uh #fan continuity #or whateversss got like episodes n stuff :) #sorry its the worst height chart ever i wanted them to have a horrible family photo

[scuderiafemboy]

“these two will fight forever; a prophecy” ❤️‍🩹

#f1 #formula 1 #max verstappen #verstappen #charles leclerc #leclerc #lestappen #jos saying this????? #worst person u ever know made a great point #i posted it on twitter and thought oh good plan to do it here too

[twinkdemise]

early season macdennis fighting was insane like what the fuck was "i do good, i do good!!" "you've never done Any good for Anybody EVER."

#iasip #macdennis #they had this almost exact argument multiple times too #mac is crazy bc imagine being like You are the worst person ever. i want you. #thats just devotion atp idk #thinking abt that one macden with the textpost that was like Yeah hes evil but What if i was his favorite #im being really delusional abt them today sorry. but yeah #thats so them #also mac listened to countless women talk about how awful dennis was to them for Years and still was like yes this is the man i want. him. #theres a lot of stuff wrong with both of them #ohhh also the alley scene at the end of hundred dollar baby..... YOU GIVE US A SECOND. were you planning on telling me eventually.....? #i miss them

[mokeonn]

yeah tell us about sean the ugly baby

okay so,

back in february I got bored and wanted to draw a character of mine from an rp group, but I didn't have any ideas. So I simply put him into the sims and drew what happened and posted it to the group. I chose Sims 2 for the variety, and went in. Making a 2000's version of my oc, Frankie, to do silly things for me to draw and my friends to giggle at:

And it was silly and fun! But during this, he ended up getting abducted by aliens, which was absolutely hilarious at the time.

However, in the sims series, there's an odd little thing that happens. Male sims that were abducted by aliens have a chance to come back pregnant. Well in the Sims 2: male sims were guaranteed to come back pregnant, only in later expansions did they introduce the possibility of it not happening.

So he got pregnant. whatever, just a bunch of mpreg jokes. Right? Well it turns out there's a small chance that Alien babies end up with their human parent's eyes! Which wouldn't be so bad with the base eyes, but I happen to use custom content.

So I was expecting this:

and I got this:

which was SO HORRIFYING and not what I was expecting. It took all my willpower to not name this baby something mean like "Beebo the Ugly child". So I named him Sean. Because that was the first non-mean name I could think of.

Of course, my character loved and cared for him. After all, he was a kind person who would love his mpreg baby no matter how ugly he was.

I however, did not.

I hoped that he might just be an ugly baby, and that he'll grow out of it as he gets older.

He did not.

he got UGLIER.

This horrifying Benjamin Button ass space creation haunted my home for 4 sim days. We prayed once again, that he was simply an ugly duckling. That he was simply going to grow into more age-appropriate features.

Sean once again, disappointed me.

It was torture having to care for a sim I hated so much, but couldn't be cruel to because it was simply out of character for my ocs to hate him. Sean got treated with the utmost kindness. He got everything a child could hope for.

Didn't stop me from making jokes though.

#simon says #ask #sims 2 #art #my art #ocs #I hope you guys find this as funny as I do #I worry that the rp lore and context is too heavily intertwined with this but also I think Sean's ugliness is universal #And my hatred for this child knows no bounds #I still think the toddler stage was the worst #he fucking looked like spock but specifically the old man version and specifically if spock had shrek for a father #I don't plan on playing the household anymore but if I ever did I would absolutely keep giving Sean a good life despite how I hate him #he deserves a good life and it is my duty to give it to him despite the fact that he keeps giving me the blue eyed stare

[ceasarslegion]

Just saw someone use the term "eat the rich" to refer to shane and ryan from watcher lads we are NOT going to make it if thats who you think "the rich" are or what that phrase refers to. Jesus christ log off

#i am not getting involved in the current discourse around them because i think its stupid frankly #oh no some business owners are acting like business owners and poking around ideas for new streams of revenue generation? #and then went back on it when they realized it wouldnt work like they planned? #please tell me how this is the worst thing anybodys EVER done and how some independent broadcasters are worse than bezos for it #ramblings

[benrybenrybenry-chr]

I'm so happy that the acd holmes fandom on tumblr acknowledges how batshit insane these stories really are. I mean just.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!!!!

Watson's energy in this story just being "I can't believe you're making me do this" while Holmes is ACTIVELY TELLING HIM HE DOESNT HAVE TO is fucking killing me

#acd canon #acd holmes #sherlock holmes #“this is the worst plan youve ever had holmes. when do we start?” #alright Watson I see you

[everlastiingiimmortals]

i don't get enough of dangerous jing yuan. i don't get enough of this man thoroughly pissed. i don't get enough of the snapping of electricity on his armor, the gradual darkening of the sky, the way his hair almost seems to flare out even more due to the static charging the air around him, around the snarl behind every word and bare of his teeth. and it serves him well, as people, especially his enemies, underestimate him greatly due to his gentle nature. do people forget he is an emanator? do they forget that the hunt does, in fact, guide his moves? do they forget the utter destruction he is capable of? a single step and swing and he can cleave waves of enemies in half as effortlessly as running a scythe through grass. do people forget this? and for those who have only known the luofu in its years of peace (those that, to jing yuan's merit, he has worked extremely hard to cultivate), are they even aware of that side of him in the first place? the two images the public has of him and of his legends are not without their reason, after all. general jing yuan almost seems nothing like jing yuan of the high cloud quintet.

i think so much about the fact that yanqing clearly has not seen all that jing yuan is capable of. he was sent away when jing yuan faced phantylia with the express. i wonder who of the modern luofu has seen jing yuan's capabilities, for he was already general and very tired when yukong and fu xuan rose to their seats as members of the six charioteers. i think about the fact that jing yuan is willing to do the worst of what he does in secrecy, because war is ugly and he tries to save as many lives as possible, meaning that many people have not seen the extent of what he can do in battle. i think about how jingliu describes him in such a cruel manner, destroying plans, breaking the enemy's strategy, and i think about what a jing yuan at the height of his power and at the end of his mercy might be, because even with cirrus he did not harm their vessel, nor did he attempt to actually harm cirrus themself at all.

i think about the annihilation that the hunt brings to every world they strike, and if jing yuan holds a fraction of that power, and if as a member of the high cloud quintet he was already terrifyingly destructive... well. i think it's no wonder a jing yuan without limits is something he wants no one to see.

#//about; (DIVINE FORESIGHT) #the tiny evil worm in my brain: hey do you think yanqing would get scared if he ever saw the worst that his dad could be capable of #me: like jing yuan almost getting himself killed wasn't bad enough??? he wasn't planning on getting out of the arbor alive!!!!!!

[asleepinawell]

moodboard of how to motivate me into doing something monumentally stupid

#I made an alt for it which would feel like cheating #if it weren't for the absurd amount of effort I'll have to put into it #like months and months I'd assume #anyway I'm excited #fallen london #flmp #smen #seeking mr eaten's name #mp #are there any other tags I should put on related posts for smen? #definitely not planning to post story spoilers ever #more like gleefully anguished vague posting #thank you to the kind person who got me started with a betrayal #shows up to the fandom 14 years late and immediately fixates on the worst possibly option

[shitouttabuck]

wip wednesday

tagged by @diazblunt @rewritetheending @forthewolves @alyxmastershipper @anxieteandbiscuits @thewolvesof1998 thank u angels

i've thrown myself into fighting with i love you like a dog fic and now that we are both on the same page (breathless bloodied bruised) it's letting me write it. a silly eddie diaz high on painkillers:

Beside them, Marisol takes a small step back, and Buck fights a thousand different feelings he hates himself for as he slides seamlessly into her place, helping Eddie into the shirt. He kneels before him and buttons it deftly, starting from the bottom. He stops level with Eddie’s clavicle and pats the last button gently when he’s done. “Looking sharp, Diaz,” he tells him, giving him a playful onceover. “Blue’s your colour.” Eddie rolls his eyes. “Okay, Molly Ringwald.” Buck barks a surprised laugh. “Excuse me?” “You know,” Eddie says, holding his gaze with a grin, woozy and lopsided. “Pretty in Pink.” He gestures at Buck’s hoodie, worn and faded baby pink. Then he’s reaching out, and Buck can’t even chastise him for lifting his arms unnecessarily because he’s pressing his thumb to the centre of Buck’s lips. Buck swallows, suddenly very aware of the position they’re in. On his knees before Eddie feels like the most natural supplication in the world, only intensified by the vulnerability Eddie’s trusting him with. Before he can reach for some levity for the sake of everyone in the room, Eddie’s thumb travels up, up, up, stopping when it reaches the birthmark splotched rosily across his brow. “Pretty in Pink,” he murmurs again. Marisol drops a hairbrush where she’s repacking the duffel, Hen waltzes back in with the completed paperwork, and Buck leans back on his heels, away from Eddie’s touch, before springing upright.

tagging @jeeyuns @transboybuckley @colonoscopys @onward--upward @athenagranted @buckactuallys @panbuckley sorry this is late buds but feel free to use it to share anything whenever???

#i think.... it might be longer than i planned..... #half of it im like this is the worst horseshit anyone's ever written in human history #and then i'll write 200 words i like so much i temporarily develop a god complex #saving those though idk if i wanna tease them #tag game #wip

[minijeong]

winter x black mamba era ☆

#aespa #femaleidolsedit #femaleidol #femadolsedit #ggnet #kgoddesses #idolady #aespa winter #kim minjeong #winter #m:gif #m:winter #m:aespa #temp tag #a9gifs #just gonna post this anyway #i had a whole 28-day winter birthday cd planned out and timestampped and this was supposed to be d-28 #but grandma got real sick and mom's mental health is the worst ive ever seen so i gotta take care of that first #😔😔😔😔 #BUT hopefully i have time for 7 days? 5 days? some of these sets are screaming to be let out

[severedbananastranger]

Alan Wake is a game about a guy going to hell for screaming at his wife.

#alan wake #alan wake american nightmare #gaming #alan wake 2 #ok thats not really what happened #so basically this guy has like the worst writer block ever #and he cant like write anymore #and so basically his wife plan a vacatio to this town that has a fuckass psychiatric clinic #to treat his proble but he doesnt know #so when he sees that his wife brought a typewriter to their vacation #he flips out & scream at her #oh yeah i forgot the wife had a phobia of darkness so when he left the cursed cabin #it got dark & then she fell to the lake & drowned #shit happened & then he managed to save his wife but got stucl at this place which is just like hell ithink.... #you should just play the game #remedy

[kakunamatatq]

First five minutes of episode 9 in a nutshell

#Spy x Family #SxF #SPY×FAMILY #SPY × FAMILY #S×F #Yuri Briar #Yor Forger #Yor Briar #TwiYor #LoidYor #Loid Forger #SxF Twilight #OJST Meme #I binged this series in November 2021 #and just a few weeks later they announced the anime and this was the scene I was looking forward to seeing animated the most in cour no.1 #nothing short of amazing #Yuri ''Yes I'm going to force my sister to kiss this man who I absolutely despise for taking her away from me this is a great plan'' Briar #2.5 seconds later: This is‚ without exaggeration‚ the worst thing that could ever happen 𝙔𝙊𝙍 𝙎𝙏𝙊𝙋!! #i tried to use the original speech bubbles as they were but ended up needing to tinker with them a bit #also i feel like this goes w/o saying but this isn't br!arcest Yuri doesn't actually want to get with Yor #he just wants Loid and Anya to go away so he can still hold onto the closeness he had with Yor during their childhood #but he has to work through his complex and grow up a lot first #as always if someone has already drawn a proper version of this meme instead of making bad edits in gimp lemme know

[maegalkarven]

I have an awful idea of Karlach and Durge actually knowing each other in the past, quite well, actually.

(The reason Karlach did not recognize Durge is because Durge always used that shape-shifting mask of theirs and looked like someone else).

Durge and Gortash met for the first time 11 or so years prior the game.

Durge was already a cult leader, Gortash was not yet Bane's Chosen or even banite, but was starting to work on the cults angle.

Durge hang around just enough for them and Karlach to hit off; it was actually Karlach who is the first person Durge felt genuine connection with.

Father Bhaal disapproved and Urge started to act up; Durge blacked out several times killing innocent tieflings, acted a lil weirder than usual.

Gortash, being Gortash, noticed.

He had a list of candidates from whom he was planning to choose the right person for Zariel's engine.

But he discarded them and sold Karlach instead; he explained it to himself as there's no better candidate for the role. She would survive the engine being installed and, if she was tough enough, would survive Avernus and emerge victorious.

It had nothing to do with his unstable ally acting more unstable than before.

Durge, who at that point had caught up what Father demanded Karlach dead and, for the first time ever, were hesitating to kill someone, visited Gortash and found out Karlach was gone.

"Good," is all they said. They did not elaborate.

#karlach #bg3 karlach #enver gortash #lord enver gortash #durge #it is in no was a redeeming act of Gortash's #he waa going to sell someone to Zariel one way or another #he just didn't plan it to be Karlach she was too useful too good of a bodyguard #but when durge started to act like they might murder karlach #it was not made out of the good will #and not because he didn't want karlach to die #he didn't care about that At All #and anyway it's better without her she was too cheerful too optimistic #made him weak he had to get rid of her #(he cared about her survival just a little. not what hell's ever admit it) #meanwhile neither karkach nor durge know they've met and were...almost friends???? #durge does not remember #karlach does not recognize them bc they always used false face for Some Reasons #listen i recognize karlach's trauma and what gortash is the Worst #but what if he was the Worst in the scenarios where alternative was Worse? what then huh

[merp-blerp]

God, the party scene in DPS is so much worse in the book...

#it was already bad but god... #i'm not reading it right now but i plan to so I was just skimming it #i'm also writing a fic so i thought it'd be helpful to see how the book describes some things #it's so gross #“seize the breast” is the worst line ever #i love dps but let's not neglect that there's some messed up things about it whilst loving it #dead poets society #dead poets fandom #dead poets society book