#would end up with getting crushed tho

[unicorn-spit]

Found you

#madness combat #madness combat oc #i love my mute blorbo #his name is Hazard #he could and would grab someone's face or camera and get his fingers all over it or the person #would end up with getting crushed tho

[banned-for-horny]

Please write a fanfic of them I am on my hands and knees BEGGING🙏

(If you want no biggie)

Kylar might have messed up. Just a little.

Originally, the plan had just been to get Sydney kicked out of the temple. He knows they take a vow of chastity and participate in monthly examinations, and that anyone deemed 'impure' would be excommunicated. But that means finding a way to break Sydney's belt AND virginity, and Kylar is saving all of himself for you.

So now here he is. Sitting on an unconscious Sydney in the middle of an empty library, picking the lock to his chastity belt.

Kylar rolls his neck. "The things I do for love..."

All he'd wanted was for Sydney to just...stay away from you. That's it! But you seem so fond of the library clerk, and Sydney's social circle is a bit too wide to risk making him just disappear. Plus, he'd been Kylar's own friend before...well, everything, and he's not that heartless enough to do that to one of his first friends.

Which didn't leave Kylar with much of a choice. Some chloroform was all he'd needed. He has to admit, though-whatever brand the Temple buys their belts from, they're annoyingly complex. It's been ten minutes so far and he doubts he's even gotten the pins in the right place.

Beneath him, Sydney groans. Kylar tenses, neck aching from how quickly he snaps around. The teen is still unconscious, black hair (that YOU must have chosen for Sydney because you must have a thing for dark hair, obviously. For once, Kylar's naturally black hair is an advantage!) spilling around his face. His pendant must have slipped out when Kylar had set him down and now sits delicately on his collarbone.

"...stop judging me," Kylar mutters when he catches his own reflection in the metal. "T-This is for your own good."

He goes back to picking, chewing on his lip. It is for the greater good. Sydney doesn't deserve you. Ever since Sydney's treatments finished with Dr. Harper, he's been...different. Not like his parents (which Kylar will always be grateful for), but he just isn't like himself anymore. He's too dangerous for you. He would probably hurt you if he got too close!

Just the thought of Sydney laying his hands on you makes Kylar's stomach turn. He has him unconscious. The cameras have been disabled and Ms. Sirris is out at their shop. Kylar could drag him to the bathrooms, maybe slip into the sewers and-

"No!" he nearly shouts. It comes out strangled and weak, but he still bangs the butt of the screwdriver into his skull. Sydney is still a friend! Even if he's a little weird now, he's still a friend!

Kylar groans and tugs on his roots, spine caving in. Enough, he tells himself. He just needs to pick the lock, separate the glans and the foreskin, then Sydney will be-

"Well, this is interesting."

A hand slaps over Kylar's mouth. Another sinks into his hair and jerks his head back, and he finds himself splayed as Sydney pins his flailing legs with his own.

"I was-" Sydney tightens his grip on Kylar's roots with a laugh. "-waiting for marriage to try and take it off!"

Kylar tries to bite the hand, but his own momentum sends him sideways. Sydney follows the twist and lands directly on his back, a knee crushing his bicep and forcing the screwdriver from his hand. As it goes skittering against the carpet, the templeboy plants himself on his shoulders, chastity cage digging into Kylar's shirt.

"Or," Sydney pants, "the right person, at least!" He tugs on Kylar's roots, a spark of pain shooting through his skin as his neck is wrenched back. "So! What were you doing, Kylar?"

Kylar grits his teeth, more to smother a moan than out of defiance. "D-Doing what's right."

Sydney cocks his head. "Right. Really?" His eyes dart to the unopened sex toy laying next to Kylar's tools. "And that included...what, exactly? My defilement?" Lips brush against the shell of his ear, sending a tremor (of rage, Kylar tells himself) down his spine. "Were you planning on defiling me, Kylar?"

Kylar's breaths come out choppy. It's because of the awkward angle, he thinks. "I...have to. For-"

"For what? Their sake?" Sydney pulls back just enough to see him pout. A roll of his hips against Kylar's back digs the chastity cage into his skin, hiking up his shirt in the process. "But what about me, hm? What about poor, untouched, Sydney?"

With each question comes another drag of their hips and much less air for Kylar to breath. The pressure of his crotch against the floor isn't helping. He tries to squirm his hips (to fight of Sydney, obviously), but Sydney smiles and shoves Kylar's face into the dirty carpet.

The weight shifts, pinning both hands behind him and hips shifting until they rest squarely against Kylar's ass. Through his trousers, he can almost feel the outline of the chastity cage and almost wishes he'd gotten it off earlier.

"You really think you can hog them all to yourself?" Sydney whispers into Kylar's ear. "Think it's fair to go after them when I'm right here, already waiting?"

It takes a moment for the words to catch up to Kylar, brain short-circuting around the metal grinding against his ass. "W-Wait, you-"

"Syd?" a voice calls from the doorway. "You still in here?"

Your voice snaps Kylar out of his reverie. Hs jolts up, but Sydney beats him to it, voice all soft and sweet and not at all like it was asking Kylar to defile him just seconds ago.

"Yeah, right here!" he calls. The weight disappears off Kylar's back, but he can't bring himself to move until Sydney is already dressed and on his feet. "Just give me a few. Still organizing back here."

"Hurry it up, then!" you whine. "We're still meeting at the beach, right?"

"Yep! I'll meet you there!" Sydney's cheerful smile drops the moment the door closes, and Kylar barely sits up when his classmate rounds on him. What friendly light in his eye is gone, replaced with something far more fitting for the deep red contacts he wears. He drops in a squat and jerks Kylar close by the roots. "As for you..."

Kylar's hand inches for his hidden pocket knife, but Sydney's warm lips against his sucks the life right out of him. A tongue drags against his lower lip before forcing itself in, sweet and tender and-

Kylar nearly blacks out by the time Sydney lets him go. The templeboy's lips are puffy and shiny with saliva, and they curl into a smirk as he drags his sleeve across his mouth.

"I don't mind sharing."

Sydney turns and struts out of the library without another word.

What he'd meant, Kylar does not know. What he does know is that his entire body is on fire. He scrambles backwards until he's hidden safely between aisles and shoves his hands into his trousers, but he barely grazes his own erection when a bolt of terror strikes him.

His first kiss. The one special kiss that he'd been saving and planning to share with you on a special day in a special place at a special time has just been stolen.

By Sydney.

#degrees of lewdity #banned writing #kylar the loner #sydney the fallen #i guess? #in my head kylar would chase down sydney for revenge and theyd end up fucking in the changing room #also i kind of like the 'yandere stalker ends up getting a crush on the Not Darling' woops #sydney is definitely down to fuck tho #sydney x kylar #answered stuff

[dutybcrne]

Kaeya and Rethel both have a favorite method to ward off any potential suitors, and it’s dueling.

#hc; kaeya #hc; rethel #//Wanted or unwanted; it’s the same for the most part. They won’t tend to accept any suitor who can’t best them in a duel #//Rethel in particular favored this after many started approaching her father for her hand; & he suggested she consider them for self-gain #//Still; she stubbornly demanded only those worthy enough to best her can have her; no gifts or sweet poems could sway her otherwise #//Other family members begged her to reconsider; but Anfortas agreed w her bc she claimed it was to ensure their line continued Strong #//Only the BEST for the Alberichs. @ the rate she was going tho; she was likely to end up a spinster. Not that she or Anfortas saw any issu #//Kae does this; bc he got spooked to hell and back bc a slew of marriage offers after Crepus’ death #//Bc folks claimed he ‘needed’ support after everything that happened; esp considering Crepus was slandered. That it would ‘BENEFIT’ him to #//Bc Luc wasn’t there to help get them off his back nor to actively secure of Luc’s hold as the Ragnvindr head for himself #//Some people assumed Kae would be it and made their move to take advantage. which Kae DETESTED for many reasons #//The biggest ones being ‘how DARE they assume HE is the new head of the family now that Diluc’s gone’ #//And ‘Oh stars; oh fucking he’ll; he does NOT need this; HE of all people does NOT need nor deserve to be married; oh fucking SHIT-‘ #//But yeah #//Both trained quite rigorously to ensure their independence; not ONE person has bested them since #//Esp since they both will pull out all the stops to ensure it; even playing dirty when need be #//Kae is more lax abt this tho—there’s a higher chance of him making an exception if he likes the other enough. & they are ‘safe’ enough #//Of the other muses; Xianyun; Beidou; and Dehya DEFINITELY do this to be done with unwanted suitors; Period. Xian; mostly to test ppl #//Idarias used to as well; but that was before the karmic debt made her more inclined to just try & kill anyone she comes across #//Xian & Ei would follow Kae & Rethel; in terms of dealing with suitors/testing if worthy. In Ei’s case; she’s too focused crushing on Miko #//Sb who CAN beat her can change her mind; or at least if they put up a good enough fight; they can shift her attention onto them #//Taru; honestly the fight is a prerequisite just to get his favor/attention at ALL #//Will NOT be willing to get genuinely close with much less accepting/choosing to court ANYONE unless they can manage to hold their own #hc; cloud retainer #hc; beidou #hc; dehya #hc; indarias #hc; ei #hc; tartaglia

[fckyaas]

Princess Tutu had a surprisingly great ending. It's almost cathartic for a story that's about stories and endings to stories to have a pretty good ending itself.

#princess tutu #(spoilers) still would have wanted tutu to confess her love to fakir and turn into a speck of light #but thats kinda morbid of me. its defintiely better that she gets to stay alive as her true duck self lol #and the story is in good hands now (fakir's)...i guess???? #i really enjoyed the meta themes in this anime. so much relatable stuff for a story writer #so true drosselmayer! your characters do indeed just whatever they feel like sometimes and surprise YOU with where they take the story!!! #im pretty sure fakir has a crush on tutu and he can write stories now so i suppose he could make her a girl somehow xD #altho that would be contradicting what he told her about just existing as yourself.... #overall its the perfect ending while remaining internally consistent. fakir was never meant to pick up a sword and would have died in vain #just because the story infected his town. he was always supposed to be a writer and now he is. and ahiru was always supposed to be a duck #so #AND OMG RIGHT THE ED....SO ITS HIS REFLECTION ON THE WATER RIGHT #im glad rue got her happy ending because she deserves it after all the suffering. and i even forgave mytho for being so boring for 80% #of the story. he somehow made up for it in the end #i love fakir the most tho. that character is layered and changed so much throughout the story its insaaane. a sweetheart too 🥺 #but i basically liked everybody except mytho LOL i was so frustrated in the kraehe parts because i felt like rue was being done dirty #and i was rooting for rue 😭 plus ahiru of course is so cute and lovable #anyways. super wild. loved how everything had to be dancing and the ''stage-like'' scenes and the music omfg #and the damn cat teacher lmao #As a writer princess tutu spoke to me.... I'm touched by this story; as a writer. It really does things to you on multiple levels like that #fakir can only write if its about ahiru...🥲 is this what its like to have a muse??? is this what i need to finally move #forward as a writer??? 😭😭

[bangcakes]

.

#lmao every other week i talk myself out of this crush or whatever is going on with me n this guy #bc i just !!!! dont wanna get hurt #and im worried i may have ruined it (tho everyone says i havent) #i just..... i dont wanna get hurt 😭😭😭 #like.... god what if its all in my head??????? like i dont think it 100% is but im still like #idk it seems Impossible that someone would like me back #like..... idk the idea that i could be with someone im attracted to n like a lot could like me back.... it just... it doesnt seem plausible #like...... idk. this stuff doesnt usually work out for me. and thisll probably go nowhere #so ive decided to just..... go with whatever happebs #and if thats nothing then.... i guess thats fine #bc now ik what its like to truly like somebody...... ya #gonna focus on school..... graduating like super soon LOL #personal #im also just upset bc i might not see him this week. but that was also the case potentially last week.... #and ended up seeing him and even goin to dinner with him n a few of our mutual friends so..... #never know what the future holds. i just..... ya.... #i want it to work out but also like..... me being in a relationship seems impossible #like i didnt even wanna be in one but then he comes in my life n im like oh actually marriage is on the table NDJDJDJNFNFNNFNF

[arolesbianism]

I need to get back into a drawing mood already so I can draw one of my new guys she's my newest obsession. Girlie who's been standing just off screen of every bad thing that's happened in the last decade

#rat rambles #oc posting #her name is marci and Im still fleshing her out but basically shes another kid who largely grew up in the middle world palace #she and loonie were close as kids and she also had a big crush on midas but she and loonie drifted apart overtime and midas well. yeah. #shes never liked loonie and midas' mom which only worsened as midas began his plan and his mom tried to plead ignorance #this is the source of most of her and loonie's conflict as loonie had always loved it's mom a lot and basically idolized her #so anytime marci would be even vaguely critical of her it would become very defensive #it never got too bad during the early years but after midas and mascot killed their mom and vanished it quickly became way worse #marci was mourning midas and loonie was mourning its mom and neither were willing to budge on their hatred of the other's loved one #eventually they very hesitantly comprimised to agree to disagree (aka just avoid the topic) #but the damage had already been done and the two had drifted very far apart #they initially tried to move forward but as loonie got more and morw frustrated with the whole situation it started actively avoiding marci #which she took note of and while she was upset abt it she tried to respect it #she swiftly lost that respect as soon as she learned abt toon's existence #in her eyes toon was loonie's replacement for her. and well she wasnt necesarily wrong. #this ultimately lead to marci lashing out at loonie and the two getting in a big fight which escalated to violence #loonie felt genuinely hurt by marci lashing out like this but it also couldnt properly fight back since she was yknow. right. #so it ended up backing off and very very vaguely appologising #it was a Very passive agressive appology tho and it was basically a moment of both of them looking at eachother and realizing that they had #long stopped seeing eachother as a friend #anyways then toon delevopes a big crush on marci which complicates things even more lol

[little-ajax-56793]

I love being stubborn about random historical interpretations. The American Revolution lasted from the Stamp Act Congress in 1765 to the Treaty of Ghent in 1814. (Treaty of Ghent and not the War of 1812 because fuck Andrew Jackson specifically.) Change my mind. You can't. Anyway the scariest thing about being trans is that I'm going from girl who likes history (sexy) to guy who likes history (red flag)

#mercury mumbles #does that mean we kinda lost bc war of 1812 was a shit show? little bit ngl #but like #presidents washington though madison were all revolutionarys #washington and madison were veterans of the amrev actually #(madison was a colonel but he never saw actual combat just drilled) #majority of major political events from 1781 (yorktown) to 1815 (new orleans) werent expanding on anything they were ESTABLISHING #judicial review powers of exec branch necessary and proper clause etc #and then war of 1812 marks the us's first time defending their sovereignty and truly establishing that britian cant fuck around #and that find out would actually happen #but we did get fucking crushed we lost 1812 BIGTIME they burned down the fucking capital #but the treaty of ghent is the first time england treated america as like. actually seperate. #and then the presidents after madison arent known for being founders anymore. #monroe is a protege of jefferson (honestly i could extend the end point of amrev to monroe doctrine). jqadams is adams son #a jackson was a rev war vet but whats he known for? battle of new orleans! (the war was already over tho. useless and fuck a jackson) #yeah. nerd time. #anyway my apush teacher liked my embargo of 1807 shirt #oh no i just realized that one of my tags up there contains amr/v and its gonna get caught in those tags (censored for hope it wont) #i dont care enough to change it honestly woe amrev fandom my hot takes be upon ye

[princelythirsts]

you can do whatever you want with your ocs and stuff but I still find it funny I keep pairing Phemie with characters other than the character I literally made him to pair with

#thirsty ramblings #Phemie posting #the AU where he shows up like season 2 and ends up not getting with Charles but instead like has a journey of self discovery etc #I don’t want to throw Phemie into the existing love triangle LMAO. he’s a bit ruthless #Phemie sees Noah and is like twirling his hair around his finger like tell me what the war was like #Phemie has a thing for boxers / fighters / martial artists he’d let Noah hit it even if it’s kinda unethical #(in that they’re coworkers and all) #work crush Noah? actually cute as hell #would complicate things tho I think he’s still very into Harriet #I think it would be pretty platonic / friends with benefits who flirt jokingly bc Noah still has eyes for Harriet yeah #my other AU had Phemie being much older (like 40 something) at the start of the series #milf! Phemie whos a disabled badass type (coping with back and wrist issues) and an established bawd #lol he and Nancy had a bad breakup :(

[twpsyn-who]

I did a little something and I lowkey hate myself for it

I present to you : Eddie is a Wheeler AU.

#also Eddie being friends with Jonathan (cuz Mike is friends with Will so of course they became friends too) and having a crush on the guy #(just like Will does on Mike which is lowkey funny) #I know some people complained about the last season fucking up Jonathan so I'm reversing shits. He stopped getting high after they found #Will alive and well. He's the best brother alive now (not like he wasn't before but yk he's no longer high 24/24) #the jeddie is one sided tho :( BUT we have the 'Wheeler were made to be in love with a Byers' (Mike dating Jane ; Nancy dating Jonathan ; #Eddie having a crush on Jonathan) #and 'maybe Harringtons are also made to love a Wheeler' (Steve's failed relationship with Nancy and him getting feelings for Eddie ^^) #idk if Eddie stays alive by the end of it tho 🤔 #Karen is Wayne's sister. Idk their ages or if makes sense and I don't care. Imagine Karen is older if the math doesn't add up with Eddie #touch starved Eddie Munson 😊 #cuz the Wheelers don't know how to show affection and Eddie would do anything for a little bit of love #wip #idk if I actually wanna tag it yet as something from stranger things #i love how it turned out #but is only one chapter and idk if it will go anywhere #OH we also have Nancy 'Is bullshit' Wheeler and Jonathan 'Is our fault' Byers. Don't let these two get drunk ever again #Nancy blaming herself and Steve for Barb's disappearance 🤝🏻 Jonathan blaming himself and Eddie for Will's disappearance #Eddie is a Wheeler AU

[evergardenwall]

saw a post (meant to be a community inside joke / light-hearted, so not to take as a resource at all, but that still got stuck in my mind) earlier which implied that thinking romantic love was friendship + sexual attraction was an alloaro experience and like..... i relate to that a lot but i personally don’t resonate with the split attraction model much (i feel like it’s not always clear enough to describe an experience and can become too vague by being hyperspecific, if this makes sense?) and i don’t recognize myself in the ‘allosexual aromantic’ descriptor specifically either. isn’t that feeling of also being best friends with your partner just a common experience? like i read a lot of queer people in general talking about this....

#the thing about me when i get a crush on someone is that i Want To Be Besties With Them because i find them so cool 😭 #and additionally wouldn’t mind kissing them #but also. i can’t tell i am in love with someone or just adore them as a friend because i also just get kind of fixated on ppl when i become #friends with them? #*whether #and then i can start imagining scenarios when i fall in love with them or in which we end up dating....even though i do not actually love #them... like i’m ‘what if this happened’ even though i know i don’t feel attracted to this specific person at all #idk. it kind of feel like compulsory romantic daydreaming sometimes idk if anyone can relate #but also i’m clearly aware that i am NOT getting enough enrichment in my enclosure these days lol #however ​re: attraction: what made me think i might be alloaro even tho i don’t relate with the label is that time when one of my best #friends — whom i had a crush of sorts on — asked me what having feelings for her was like and. besides the usual friend hyperfixation i #couldn’t describe anything specific except. except. that i felt physically attracted to her 😭 #-> my beef with the alloaro label is that it suggests that the friend hyperfixation and the attraction are completely separate things when #they still felt linked to me. even though i got hyperfixated on friends before and imagined romantic scenarios before without the addition #of the actual attraction. idk #i do feel like that sometimes people will describe their aspec labels in a way that feels like fancy homophobia but that’s another topic #(that requires nuance btw i do NOT think that aspec identities are inherently homophobic & exclusionists are not welcome here 🔫) #anyway!! if any of you guys relate to this.....feel free to leave asks.... #i would love to exchange with other people about this :’) #entries

[todayisafridaynight]

Its SO upsetting how often the bad guys don't get to have a lasting turnaround. You see it with random side characters, but c'mon guys. Just let them go to prison for a little while and have them come back. I promise you do not have to kill a character off, or base the character off a real life person, thus narrowing their chances of a return even thinner, while building up the possibility of a comeback. This franchise has cursed me with such lovable characters I'll never see again, and my heart can't keep at it like this.

I'm gonna have to just take that suddenly-dropped-off-a-cliff-storyline into my own hands. Gotta pick up all the slack. They're too good at giving tender, heart wrenching moments to characters we'll never see again. Way too good.

Not sure if you know the streamer Crystal, but her reaction to the ending of 3 was the most extreme I've ever seen. She was full on breakdown sobbing, and even the chat was asking if she was okay. RGG look at the hearts you're breaking out here 🙃 Also, your posts about Mine and that ending are beautiful, and you could talk about it a million times. It'll never get old.

the most egregious- pardon the pun- execution of this trope in rgg games is aoki's death.

like legitimately, his death did not need to happen. the past antagonists you could make a decent point for why their deaths were justified (ryuji's probably being the goofiest ngl) but aoki's felt as though rgg was just checking off a to-do list.

i don't really watch rgg content creators, but if someone could send me a clip of that i'd be down to watch: always a fan of watching people be emo over Y3's ending

and speaking of, thank you i have strong enough mental illness that all i can do is talk about that scene over and over again :)

#snap chats #the worst part is im only partially joking about being mentally ill #like i just think of that one directioner fan being a super fan until they took medication and then they were normal #pretty sure if i did the same I Too would have shut up four months ago but to our benefit/dismay medicine's hard to get so <3 #i am simply a dog chasing its tail and by that i mean i will simply talk about mine and y3's ending until i die #or until my mental illness latches onto something else idk #but yeah it sucks dick how rgg does so many great and emotional scenes #but like. we never get to fully see that pay off with characters like mine or aoki #like i want to see them have to face the consequences of their actions- ESPECIALLY mine #mine makes me the most deranged Obviously but i just want to know how daigo would react and treat him #we only get a semblance of how daigo felt after Y3 via the rggo story but its not enough #i want daigo to be upset with mine i want mine to HAVE to work things through with daigo #because unfortunately i dont think daigo would just cut mine off i think he still would try to figure out what the fuck was going on #idk i just need something to happen to mine that crushes him and has him rethink his ways a bit #'crushes' yk like. something beside the pavement--- #i wouldnt want him to totally change tho. i like him deranged but just channel that deranged behavior to their benefit #brb thinking about mine saying he wouldnt be acting up if daigo didnt get shot again jesus christ i think of that line every day #OK I HAVE TO GO DO A COMM RN ACTUALLY I'LL BE MENTALLY ILL LATER BYYYE FEEL FREE TO SEND ASKS AND ENABLE ME

[heartburstings]

what r ur guys's headcanons/theories for post-bare? mine is that matt has a sexuality crisis and has a crush on peter and is like, "how soon is too soon" but inflicts catholic guilt upon himself whenever he thinks like that so he just never makes his move, esp bc like. who the hell is he going to go for advice. bc the last advice guy he had made him homophobic so.

and u think this wouldn't be an issue bc like, after they graduate, how much would they see each other actually? but surprise! there's like way too much drama surrounding ivy's pregnancy and what she should do abt it. even tho it's like. nobody's business but yk how ~society~ can be. so the group sticks together and supports her in her decisions, so like, while it's tense bc. matt's there. he's also allowed to be there bc matt's valedictorian (allegedly) straight altar boy status helps them out in reasoning/arguing with whatever rando pta adult takes issue with ivy's decision-making, even when she hasn't made a goddamn decision yet.

speaking of. matt also has "how soon is too soon"-itus with ivy. he's like, well clearly she can't stand to be in the same room w me, but :( i wuv her :( [is repressing his gay realizations]. meanwhile ivy n nadia are eating chips and casually cussing out jason's dad for trying to pressure ivy into keeping the baby as if being the father's father even matters. he's like having 3 different crises in his little chair and everyone else is just chilling and bitching. he's like "how soon is too soon... no. i don't deserve him. not after what i did. and especially not ivy. they all deserve better than me... why am i here..." just brooding in the cvs aisle while peter asks him if he's got cash on him to help pay for ivy's shit bc he's a few bucks short. lucas takes a passing glance at him one day and is like jesus christ dude you need weed so bad and matt's like haha no ty :] i'm a good catholic boy. and lucas is like ok dude but lmk if u change ur mind i'll see u later. and now matt has 1 more thing to brood about even tho he has 0 qualms abt stealing church wine

#wynn speaks #bare: a pop opera #sorry this got long can u tell he's my blorbo. can u tell he's like a pathetic wet-limp hairball to me. #matt steals church wine and is like i hope i get to share it w peter again. as if somehow they will end up dancing even tho everything's #changed and peter is literally grieving his dead bf (whose death matt feels infinite guilt and responsibility for). #he's like well more likely peter will let me know how much he fucking hates me but i remember when we danced. #but i don't deserve him... n i can never tell him...... bc of jason....... #i don't think they hate matt tho. i think they think he's an asshole but they still look out for him. #they're not gonna throw him to the wolves. they're not gonna make him go it alone after everything. #mixed feelings definitely tho. #like nadia knows that matt is forming a crush on peter while also having a crush on ivy and just lets him. #she's like lmao suffer. bitch. #but when someone inevitably accuses matt of being gay himself bc why else would he continue to be friends w and support peter #nadia squares up w them #but she'll never let him know what bisexuality is. matt's gotta learn it from someone else but it'll never be her #u kno what i'm getting at? #the post-bare fic in my mind... it is so bittersweet and everyone is trying to live. live with themselves and with each other.

[orcelito]

lmfao

tfw this person u barely know but is friends(?) with the person u killed a prince with so theyre coming with u on the run. they go out to get clothes with said friend. accidentally nearly kill a guy & then get the town guards looking for them. & they come back to ur place so u pull them into ur room to hide out as the guards talk to ur adopted mom at the front door. and after they leave ur gonna go to look out the front window of ur room and ur like "You should hide under the bed to make sure they can't see you in here." & theyre like "Are you Serious?" & u (aka Fang) is just like. a lil snarkily, "Or you could hide in the bed. We could say you're a customer." & theyre like "Oh, don't tempt me with a good time." & then u just kinda Smirk & push them towards the bed b4 going to peek out the window as they ultimately hide under the bed and just

what . a fuckin moment . fang is not rly one to flirt outside of the job so this kinda took me by surprise lmfao. but i think a lil friendly flirt banter with a new friend is a GREAT vibe we r starting

#speculation nation #d&d #fang #just a lil fun on the side as u hide out until ur ride's ready to go. Flirt Banter. #i feel so bad for his adopted mom dlkfjsdf she's put up with so much bullshit for him lately lmfao #god tho. fang basically initiated that flirt banter w/ the bed detail. lmfao #IT'S not actually the first time he's made lil jokes like that. usually it just goes unacknowledged. #like when the scientist lady was looking for him & had him undress and he was just lying there #& he made a quip as she poked at him about how 'usually i ask for more money before i get to this point' #but she was just like 'oh is the food not enough? it'll be up here soon' just completely missing it. and he just let it slide #............ and now im talking w/ this person's player and lksjdflksdjf very real chance this character's gonna end up hiring him #at some point or another. #sometimes a party can contain a previous sex worker by profession who. i guess it would be a Side Hustle now #& the very lawless tiefling who wants SO badly to steal a ship. & who's also very interested in hiring him #like. he doesnt NEED to . but also. if she's OFFERING the gold. he's not gonna say no lmfao #really wondering what dear paladin will think of this. with her maybe budding crush for fang in return #this could definitely make things interesting. especially since she already hates this girl lmfaoooo #and fang. clueless. is like 'money is money' & he will never say no to some easy gold #im just. living for this. i love dnd

[be-good-to-bugs]

i need to go to bed but i dont wannnaaaaa

#the bin #i work at 7am and its 1:23 am i have GOT to go to bad but ugh. if i go to bed then that means ill have to go to work as sokn as im conscious #so the longer i stay up the more time i have. but km gonna be so tired at work. hhhhh. #i dont know why but ive felt so horrible today. super anxious. miserable and really sad #im trying to just deal with it. soon enough things are gonna change. its only 34 days till my planned moving date. i will only bave like 20 #more shifts at this job. maybe less depending on what i get given. including tomorrows shift. and tomorrows shift is only 5 hours long #and the day after its only 4 hours and then i have 2 more days off. itll be ok. but i still feel so anxious and depressed and awful #i just wanna stay home and be high all the time. i feel so lonely always. literally the only thing that helps me not feel completely crushed #and paralyzed by how lonely i am is getting high. i know its not healthy to rely on getting high to feel better about stuff but idk what #else to do so who cares. when i dont do anything about it i i stead end up relapsing or worse so i think its an ok option #i hope i can meet nice people this year. year after year it doesnt happen but so much has changed! #it makes sense i havent met people since i moved out. and everything is so different from wwhen i last lived with them #all my siblings are in school. they have people over at the hair a fair bit afaik. my dad wont be there to me make feel awful. my sister #also wont be there to me me feel awful. i can figure something out. itll be ok. it has to be. #i just want to squeeze someone. i just want like. a hug. a good cuddle. and i need to talk to someone. its been so long since u had an actul #fun time hanging out with another person. i need to watch a movie with someone and joke around and. ugh. #how did my life reach this point? what happened that resulted in me spending ages 10-19 all alone. im not even 19 yet but i will be soon #and theres not a chance ill meet someone before then esp bc im moving. when i was little i didnt have mych friends but i had some #i had such high hopes for the future. i also thought the future would be terrible but i imagined id still have friends and peopwl to talk to #all ive wanted sincei was 10 is just to have people to talk to and hangout with. but i dont have a single friend. i can hardky name anyone #besides my family and coworkers. and like aa couple of my sisters friends. there isnt even like people i know who i dont really consider #friends but we talk sometimes. if i dont go to work. call my mom. or tex a sibling. i dont see or talk to anyone period #i guess unless i go to the store. that doenst really count tho. #i want to have a friends group. i want to have A friends. just like. a person. to interact with. what happened that made mw spend the past #8 years just not interacting with anyone? whats wrong with me. #its fine tho. becausebit will change. i acan heal from this and i can meet people. even if half my conscious life has been spent all alone #it will get better. it has to.

[mainfaggot]

I wanna kill myself

#in both a serious and unserious way #the serious way is bc i feel like i keep massively fucking myself over which affects my parents and sisters too and i cant get myself to be #realistic and healthily optimistic like im so fucking pessimistic it's a major concern #the unserious way is way more funny im so fucked guys 😭😭😭😭 #this crush is so pathetic. more dire than last time #i just stopped functioning i couldn't get more than ONE SENTENCE out to her even tho i ended up sitting across from her holy shit she #probably thinks im some moody weirdo bc last time i was malfunctioning but super enthusiastic and this time #i was like . quiet. and just. shy in a way that made me feel uncomfortable so why wouldn't it extend to her #this morning i was like idk what the point of anything is. why am i even trying to befriend her #wont this just end stupidly like last time i had a crush in uni? like the time before that in high school? #i have nothing to offer like lets say by some grand miracle she and i study together we get friendly we become #acquaintances and then it turns out shes also Interested in me #then what???? what do i have that she doesn't already have in her life??? #i feel like i cant GIVE anything all i do is impose myself upon people #like deal with [this] -> me and all my baggage #and its like okay if she likes You she'll gladly deal w the rest but thats the thing why would she even LIKE ME #what. do i have but a shell. #an image. #i have nothing but neuroticism and depression underneath #thats what it feels like although realistically that cant be fully true #and also isnt it superficial of me to have a crush on her? all i know is that shes beautiful she speaks spanish so well and that shes quiet #in the way thats charming and im kind of afraid of disturbing her peace #z.post

[forgwater]

"Ah, yes. Me, my beloved Prefect and my lookalike tsum from another dimension."

Twst Boys and their reactions to you cuddling their tsum instead of them Headcanons

part 1 part 2 part 3

Riddle Rosehearts

He's baffled.

There has to be a rule about this somewhere!

Yes. The Headmage said he must look after the tsum until it can get back to where it came from and he will, but this is too much.

Does this creature have no manners?!

It must know the two of you are dating. It might even have its own version of you waiting for him to return!

And yet.

Here it is, hogging all your attention as you hold it close to yourself.

You're not even facing him!

And no. He is not crossing his arms and pouting.

Cater Diamond

He thought the tsum was pretty nice at first.

He's been forced to reconsider.

Cater would love to take a picture of you with his tsum. For his eyes only so don't you worry~

You must look so cute snuggled with the plush!

And it looks like him!

It really would be adorable!

If only you weren't facing away from him, your face presumably buried in the soft tummy of his lookalike.

.......

This is not fair. You should be cuddling him! He's your boyfriend! Not that overgrown bean.

He secretly hopes the tsum falls off the bed in the middle of the night.

Leona Kingscholar

What do you mean you prefer that stupid plush??? He's right here!

Very much not happy. No matter how cute you look with his tsum in your arms.

He tries to pull the tsum out of your arms.

Tsum Leona is not letting go.

They lock eyes.

You're pretty sure they're glaring at each other.

.....

Fine. He'll let the tsum have this. He's not gonna risk an accident just because that bean is unwilling to let you go.

You're gonna have his tail on you tho.

Jack Howl

Why are you hugging his tsum like that?

Why is his tsum looking like a puppy getting affection?

He's getting second hand embarrassment.

It's not because he would like to be held like that by you. It's because....

Uh. Because...

I mean! He's a wolf! His tsum is a wolf! It should be a little more... dignified.

He's not needy like that!

And he didn't agree to this. The tsum has not business being in his space like this. Cuddling with his s/o....

He keeps looking over to you and his tsum. He's snatching that bean out of your arms at first light. They're gonna go for a run.

Floyd Leech

So this could go one of two ways:

Either he's annoyed and tries to snatch the offending plush from you, which will end up in a fight between the two.

Or

He thinks it's hilarious and that you look cute like that.

He still wants his cuddles tho.

What's Floyd to do in this situation?

He just plops himself over you and the tsum. He's letting all of his weight crush you.

Lucky(?) for you it's only his torso crushing you.

Good luck.

Epel Felmier

He's finally allowed to have a sleepover and this happens!

You've got to be kidding him.

Please tell him this is a joke. He's glaring daggers at the tsum.

I mean.... He's a strong and independent man! He doesn't need those cuddles.

Yes. Yes he does.

He's fine!

He keeps glaring at the happy tsum in your arms.

It's mocking him.

There's no way it's not.

He tries to snatch it out of your arms, but makes the mistake of going for the head.

He gets bitten by his tsum.

Sebek Zigvolt

First Malleus-sama, now this!

This creature must be taught respect!

HOW DARE IT JUMP INTO YOUR ARMS SO SHAMELESSLY!!!!

WHO DOES IT THINK IT IS?!

A KNIGHT TO MALLEUS SHOULD NOT BEHAVE THIS WAY!

UNBELIEVABLE!

Sebek gets into a one-sided screaming match with his tsum.

By the end of it he's almost in tears. How dare this glorified plush bean steal your affections away from him!

Tsum Sebek ignores all of this. It is far too preoccupied with enjoying your pets and hugs.

You attempt to console Sebek by promising it's only for tonight.

He does not look consoled.

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