#wow....jojo again huh............
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-Can you believe I got fired on my second day?? I mean what in tarnation!!!
-Sugar, I love you like a cousin but yes, I absolutely can.
-We ARE cousins, douchebag!
-Oh right, somehow I keep forgetting Aunt Cyn is your mom?? Probably because, well.. you know..
-STOP GESTURING AT MY FACE
Well Aunt Cyn is living in marital bliss! With iVan, that is!
-I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I AM EXTRA OUTRAGED BY THIS ONE!!!
-You are, huhu? Why??💗
-I SAID I DON’T KNOW. A LITTLE HELP HERE?
Me? Umm let me think.. ‘Napping together was your special thing’ or some shit?
-RIGHT, good one! Napping together was our special thing!!
Don, not to add insult to injury but I think gonna stop taking pics of you catching Cyn cheating, my readers are tired of it and quite honestly your constant misery is starting to bum me out.
-OH I SEE, out of sight out of mind for Don now, huh?!
Exactly! Thanks for understanding.
Sophito: Does his homework happily in his desk like a normal person.
Sugar: Does his homework in the middle of the street sighing the whole time.
-What does a guy have to do to get run over around here?
Sugar for fuck’s sake, even your father managed to finish high school. Granted, he was a townie at the time so I wasn’t controlling him-
-Yea, there you go then.
Excuse you, Don has flourished under my influence! I finished his LTW, didn’t I?
-Oh wow, a career LTW!
Not my fault he didn’t roll anything harder! You know what, I’m not talking with you anymore, keep trying to master colors of the rainbow and sounds animal make or whatever your homework is.
Don, you’re happy, right? I mean other than Cyn relentlessly cheating on you, which to be fair, you knew about going in, so you know, not my fault!!1
-Well sure, I’m happy enough. Looking forward to retirement so I can play Doom all day long!
Looking forward to your what now?
OH FUCK I FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY I’M SORRY DON
-Gee, when have I heard that before?
Ya but unlike Cyn I actually am sorry!
Happy birthday, Don! That’s a very dignified outfit you grew up in, great job, we just need to make it more ‘you’.
Much better.
-Why do I have the sudden urge to tell these damn kids to pipe the hell down??
Go for it, that’s your God-given right as an elder!
LOL. Man the Sugar-Sophito relationship is so wholesome, they’ve always really gotten along, I see them way more as siblings than I ever did Shaj-Cyn who hated each other since birth.
Fun night out.. out in the yard that is.
-Sophito look, it’s an unemployed chess grandmaster!
-Where, where?
Awww, ghost Alcibiades is playing with ghost Sophie❤️ I miss those kittos.
-WOOOOO ALL THE CAT GHOSTS ON THE FLOOR TONIGHT
Sugar is having a suspiciously nice night, which as we know simply can’t happen around here:
-HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME I GUESS
-WAAAAAH NOT THIS AGAIN! WHY? WHY ME?? I’M NEVER COMING OUT OF MY ROOM AGAIN!!
Oh yes you are, you have school tomorrow Mr. Barely Breaking a C-!
Just come down here and let Overpaid Butler #5 soothe your heart with some burned lobster. Seriously, where are we finding you people? Don’t you go to butler university or something?
-I’m sorry, your Majesty, but we’re still human! If you want a cold, heartless butler-machine to just perform tasks to perfection you can always get a Servo!
-𝙾𝙷, 𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙹𝙴𝙲𝚃; 𝙲𝚈𝙽𝙴𝚂𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝚄𝙽𝙸𝙾𝙽, 𝙸 𝙰𝙼 𝚂𝙾 𝙷𝙰𝙿𝙿𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙿𝙴𝚁𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙴𝙳 𝙰 𝙷𝙾𝚄𝚂𝙴𝙷𝙾𝙻𝙳 𝚃𝙰𝚂𝙺 𝙸𝙽 𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙰 𝙼𝙾𝙽𝚃𝙷;
-OMG iVIE, YOU SAID “I”!!!🌸
-𝙸𝚃 𝙰𝙿𝙿𝙴𝙰𝚁𝚂 𝙼𝚈 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙲𝙸𝙾𝚄𝚂𝙽𝙴𝚂𝚂 𝙸𝚂 𝙳𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙻𝙾𝙿𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙳𝚄𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝙴𝚇𝚃𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙴 𝙴𝙼𝙾𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝙰𝙻 𝙲𝙸𝚁𝙲𝚄𝙼𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙴𝚂;
Well isn’t that just great, I mean that’s the exact reason I had Jojo spend two decades getting the gold robotics badge: not to make our lives easier but so we could all relive the childhood magic of The Iron Giant except gross, sexual, and murder-suicidy.
If anyone has machine-like efficiency around here it’s Sophie, who is already two promotions away from completing her second LTW and has been skilling like crazy, get it Soph!!
I don’t remember if I’ve ever expounded on why I love Sophie so much, like ya obviously we all love her cause she’s a stone-cold chadette, but gameplay-wise it’s because Sophie is the sim that does the least amount of dumb shit. Like I never have to be like omg is Sophie gonna set a fire, is Sophie gonna have an idiotic autonomous affair in front of her wife etc, she just gets shit done, unwhiningly might I add, @ Jojo. The only really dumb thing she’s done was that time she almost died working out in college, which with the rest of these morons is a regular Tuesday. The other dumb thing was arguably agreeing to marry Shajar but what can you do.
YES, ONE PROMOTION TO GO. The shitty carpool is because she shares it with Sandy the Dishwasher Zombie, don’t worry bb, you’ll have a limo soon! And now the reason I went on the above Sophie love rant:
IT’S HER BIRTHDAY AND I’M FEELING EMO
-Jojo will you calm down with the party horn? It’s my birthday, not the puppy-killing convention.
-Ah, how lucky I am to be turning into an old hag surrounded by people so important to me: psycho father-in-law, Bluewater Village Teen Townie, and Remington Harris.
Sorry to bring it up, but Shajar is here too.
-Let’s get this bullshit over with..
-Well, that’s not so bad!
You look great, baby!!! Awesome outfit too, I would consider keeping it but you don’t mess with perfection.
-Who’s my silver fox?
-You don’t mind that I don’t have abs you can grate cheese on anymore?
-I’ve told you, Sophie, you were the only of us who was into that cheese thing!!
Sophito in the background: Gross :D
Looks like my aggro cat breeding has borne fruit as Valentina attacks Kitana and gets rekt! You know what, I’m ok with this, since clearly I can’t have nice pets at least now it will be a fair fight.
Now for the next part, I’m gonna just present it factually since I have no comment nor did I take enough screenshots because I was loling too hard:
1) Cyneswith goes on a blind date with some Bon Voyage masseur NPC whose pic I didn’t take.
2) Sugar returns from school and brings this cute townie with him.
3) Sugar goes to talk to the townie, see his mom on a date and starts crying.
4) Cyneswith is caught cheating with masseur NPC (seen on the left with the date plumbbob over his head) by Don, iVan, and Remington simultaneously, this is the part where I was loling too hard to take pics.
5) Cyneswith makes up with iVan after Don has fucked off to work and is caught AGAIN by Remington who starts bullying iVan.
6) Sophito cucks Sugar.
7) Cyneswith makes up with Remington in front of both Don and Sugar.
All this in an afternoon's work?? Maybe the most efficient sim around here isn’t Sophie after all!
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Here are the rest of my thoughts on Genloss Episode 2:
TUMBLR BROKE D:
JUST CHOOSE EVERYONE IDIOTS
HOLY SHIT DUDE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN THE TIME TUMBLR WENT DOWN?!?!?!?!?
SNEEG AND NIKI YOOOOOOOO
NOOOOO FRAAAAAANK
FUCKING HELL DUDE
SNEEG WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOH????????
PIPE PUZZLE
Wait why are they talking about fish???
"If you're on mobile, buy a computer! Ha ha." IDBDJFBFJBFDJJDJF SLAY
I love Squiggles :D
Oh no Squiggles D:
Do not split our attention!!! We have the attention span of a fish!!!!!!!!
YOOOOOOOO
"PUT YOUR GUTS AWAY YOU SICKO" HAHSHDSHHSHDHSHSHDHDJSHHSHSHS
NO NOT AGAIN 🤢
CHARLIE PLEASE STOP DUDHFIEBDJDJXJJDJFJDDBDJJFJDJDJDJDJDJD
Ranboo really just said "I gotta go" lol
Niki :D
Oh wow candy :D
Is Ranboo zoning out?
I miss Squiggles :( where are they?
Oh lord. Board games. Holy fuck.
"OH NO" YEAH EXACTLY
Mmmm licking walls love it
"Please lick the wall..." um?????
I love Misters Squiggles they're so cool :D
OH WAIT AIMSEY IS ONE OF THE RATS HOLY :0
This is really not what I expected Genloss to be lol
Dude they're playing Legos oh my lord
Oh my god Squiggles speaks in fucking windings dude
Aimsey help :D
STOP SPEAKING IN WINDINGS I CAN'T TRANSLATE IT RIGHT NOW >:(
Aw the rats are helping <3
Yes bully the puzzle man!!!!!
STOP SPEAKING WINDINGS DUDE UDJEODFJDOKDKWPWPWOFJJFJFBCBCBCJDJDKDKSKDJDJ
Misters Squiggles fucked up the board game instructions slay my lil eldritch monstrosity!!
I love Ran they're so cool
Aw Rat Aimsey and Hero Ran <3
CHARKIE DUDJDIFJFKFJDNDNDJCIGKGOTJDJHFHFHFJF
THE ONLY GUY THAT IS OPEN EJDJSHSJSHAHSBDJSJDKCJFJSKSKKAJSJFJDKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHSHSHDHDHAHSHF
Hero Ran is so <3
Rock candy is made of real rocks???
"So I was supposed to go inside of him?" EVERYONE STARES AT RAN XD
Aw Rat Aimsy is happy :D
FUCK THE CANDY >:D
Oh my god doors
NIKI NOOOOOOOOOOO D:
HELP NIKI HELP NIKI HELP NIKI HELP NIKI
NOOOOOOOO NIKI D:
SHOOT HIM RAN SHOOT HIM
What is??? Going on?????
ANOTHER PERSON YAYA :D
pls pick Ethan <3
It's not Ethan >:(
Ohohoh they did a lil scratch
They're all gonna die anyway huh.
Ranboo??
They just had like a seizure????
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOW SQUIGGLE FRIENDS DKFJDJDJDJDJFJDJDJJF
THEY JUST???? PRESSED HIM??? WHAT THE FUCK????????? UNPRESS THE BUTTON WHAT DID YOU DO????????????????
ARE THOSE CHEATS???? ARE THEY INVINCIBLE NOW?????????? WHAT DID THAT DO?????????????????
LASER TIME >:D
DIAMOND DIAMOND DIAMOND :)
That throw slayed dude
JESUS CHRIST
Told you they were all going to die lol.
Slay Ran go go go!!
I love Ran :D
They're so cool <3
Jojo pose Ranboo come on you can do it!!!
Djjdjddndkdjrkcjdjjdjcjffjfu Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehe
Ranboo is invincible to lasers slay
SLIME HOLY SHIT
"OH MY GOSH IT'S SLIMETOWEL" YEAH!!!!!!
NÒOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH NO SLIMETOWEL SKDJDIBDDIFBFUSUDJDJDJDJDJJFJDJDDJDJDJDJDJDJDJ BRING BACK SLIMETOWEL!!!!!!
Diamond time!
I love the Mr Squiggles simp pose hehe
CLOTH SHOP TIME
SHOPPING TIME SHOPPING TIME SHOPPING TIME LET’S GOOOOOOOO
Slay. Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss
Ohohoh who is it this time???
Merry fucking Christmas what the hell.
Yooooo puzzles
ETHAN :D
AIMYYYY YOOOOOO :D
Oh um??? The dude??????
Is this gay flirting??????????
Um?? Squiggle you good guys????
DRAG QUEENS??? DRAG TIME?????????
DRAG QUEENS TIME!!!
SISJDJDJEIDJDJDJJR "My ass is way too big" KSJDIDFJFKKDJFJFFJFJFJFJFJFJJFJFJFFJFJFJFKFK
"You want us to just know that your ass is big?" JWJFKGKDJNSKSJFJFFJKDKXJDNDKXNDNDNDND
HEHEHEHEHEHRHEHEHHR4HRH ASS JOKES LET’S GO
"Hmmmmm *takes notes*" Hehrbfjeieifbdirjfifjjekdfjjrkei3h3beheheh
I love everything they say <3
DRAG TIME! LET’S GO!!!!
"!!! GOOD IDEA ETHAN !!!" HEBDISBFIDJDJDJEJDJJRJRJRJRJRJEHRHR
"Slayyyy King!" Hehdjddjehrksijrrj you tell em Squiggles!!
Drag time drag time drag time!!!
Ran is just putting 30 jackets on simultaneously hehehe
What the fuck is going on honestly.
Heheheheheheheheheheheh
RANBOO SWEEP
I'm starving honestly.
"GET IT ETHAN" YAAAAAAAA SLAY
Djdjdbfjdbdbbddnndndjdjdjdjdhdhdhhddhshjssj what the shit
The mice are clapping hehe
Slaaaaaay
Bdndbdbdhdhejejrjdiidjksksjdjdjdjsjsisjsjs this is funny
Wooooo party time hehehehe
Oh my 🫣
Wowowowowowowow
Ranboo slay them all!!!!
Staring heheheheh
"YEAAAH RANBOOO" AGREED SQUIGGLES
"The power. Yaas"
"Puzzler got some moves" ebbrhrhehdhrhdhrhdhege
"Don't worry about my ass!" Ehehehehsosoxkeodjdke
"He just wanted us to know about his ass" yeah. Desperate times lead to desparste measures.
Wife time heheheh.
Yoooo nail polish.
Wowowowowow blue lights
No Don't go door kill
Cool painting time!
Is this thing gonna last for 4 hours?
YOOOO PARTY TIME!!!!
YOU TELL THEM AUSTIN
NO PARTY :(
Wait it's not Aimy :(
Valkyrae
Rat
RAINBOW CAPE :D
ASS JOKE LET’S GO!!!!!!
This shit is actually making me giggle hehehe
ETHAN NOOOOOOOO!!!!
"THEY SLAY'D THE SLAY KING" NOOOOOOOOO :(
Mr Squiggles is actually so funny I can't dude
Austin needs to go. Like it's only fair hahaha.
Why is Ranboo staring so much?? They're zoning ojt a lot lololol
Oh my god final test?!?!?!?!?
I wanna see Bilzo as part of the cast. And Markiplier. And Alex. Which technically the last one already is lol.
"1.Toys 2.Things 3.Cardboard" hehehe yeah
YEAH FUCK THE TV MAN!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT RANBOO????????????
I love the way they look at the camera <3
Slay Rubics Cube king!!!!!!
This is overwhelming
I'm hypnotized
Hehehehehehehe lol
I love Ranboo eyes <3
"*boop*" Hrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhhrhrhrhr
That's... a fake wall....... it's not real...............
Squiggles!! :D
YEHA THROW HIM AWAY BOYS!!!!!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
EW THE SOUNDS DUDE
Bye Sneeg
Crynchy bones behehehehe
GASP THEY ARE THE NEXT PUZZLER????????
Aha. Chair. Cool chair. Nice chair. Chair.
HAND????
RANBOO!!!!!!!
Ran kill Ran kill Ran kill Ran kill.
HE IS FAKE?!?!?!?!
Boooooring.
Box in box and box in box in box and in box snd in box hehehehehe
The truth????????
Decision time!
Yeah fuck the chair!!
YO TV MAN!!!!!!
Chair back!!!!!
ALEX???????????????? IS THAT YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?
SHOW TIME???
YEHA WE SAW THE GUTS DUDE?!!?!!?!?!
SNEEG?????? FRIEND???? WAKE UP??????????? GENERATION LOSS???????????
I like their voice :)
Um?? Uncomfortably close yehsheysyshydye
Don't approach the camera oh no
HOLY SHIT
SHOWFALL MEDIA?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!?!?
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHOWFALL MEDIA!!!!!!!
WAIT OH MY GOD RANBOO SWEAR HOLY MOLY!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait so the Showfall Media people made everything seem like a silly entertainment show kinda thing when in reality it was all horrifying and gory? Like with Ranboo tearing open Slimecicle? Is that what they're trying to say? Terrifying.
Boy I am exhausted and hungry.
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jjba thursday: part 4 ep 37-39
woa the final jjba thursday....... what will I do now. it has been a busy day for me and im super stressed out about final projects but I got to eat thai food so it's alright
and now to see how part four ends!!!!
episode 37: Shining D (Diamond) is Unbreakable, Part 1
stop. bullying this eleven year old
hell yeah!!!!
fate changed! fucking finally
yeah. striving for peace and tranquility. by murdering people, obviously
punches you so hard your suit changes color
why did. you put meow meow in deadly queens abdomen. what
deliciously apropos
*josuke screams* jotaro: "hmm I thought I heard josuke, but it was just the rain" WHAT the fuck they are literally around the corner what do you MEAN
lol
you know what they say about assuming things
death note but stupid
hell yeah hayato
oh god
w.. was that a football reference?!
josuyasu bros are ride or die hayato, what dont you get
episode 38: Shining D (Diamond) is Unbreakable, Part 2
ok
um.......
oh
sfx intro!!!!!! honestly I prefer this theme I didn't like the reversed one as much. altho it was really cool. and this one has sfx!!!!!!
billion bro.... no......... :(
wait... is yoshikage kira pirate coded?? I know this is out of the blue but ive been thinking abt it for a while
if anything hayato proves koichi is really pathetic
wow. thats really. I would not have predicted that. death note but smart??
wow
are jotaro and co going to ignore that too
no!!!! don't hurt meow meow!!!!!!
BILLION BRO IS BACK!!!!!!!!
oh my god
:,)
fucking finally jotaro and co walk around the corner
episode 39: Goodbye, Morioh - The Heart of Gold
why are EMTs here anyway
um
uhmm.....
um?!?!?! (you know im watching the english dub right. why was that delivery like. That)
woa
ljkasdkljfdsjkldfssdjksdjkdfsjjfdsjfdsjlksd
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh!!! my!!! god!!!!!!!
hell yeah hell yeah hell!! yeah!!!!!!!!!! but. I dont want her to deal with him for all of eternity
lets fucking GO!!!! star platinum punches you into oblivion!!!!
oh shit is right holy fuck
"life can be bizarre" - jotaro kujo, jojo's bizarre adventure
wow. no peace or tranquility for yoshikage kira. how unfortunate
awww rohan :,)))
even the alien and okuyasu's gremlin dad showed up to say goodbye to the ghost!
how does hayato break the news......
did they. end up getting the arrow I forgor
again this show is like. really weirdly political
what. josuke you little shit lol
WHAT DO YOU MEAN JOSEPH IS NOW THE INVISIBLE BABY'S FATHER
good job on your doctorate, jotaro kujo
and then they ate italian food :D
this show is just. full of so many freaks huh
man. what an ending. this part was really good. it was just so silly and fun all of the time except for the serial killer but even still the serial killer was also pretty fun you know. but I really enjoyed this part and I enjoyed having jojo's bizarre adventure thursdays :)
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Forced To Believe Chapter 10- Total Divas Season 1 Episode 4
Author's Note: Melanie was not in episode 3 just an fyi. So onward to 4. I scrapped an idea for episode 3. One of these days I'll post the episode as a deleted scene that didn't make the cut.
Chapter Summary: Melanie hangs out with Trinity, Jimmy Uso and Ariane
Words: 1,000+
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Later on the day Melanie and Nikki are waiting for the new girls to arrive at the restaurant.
Nikki (Melanie and I are waiting for the Newbies to arrive. I still gotta keep my eye out for Eva Marie since she's definitely competition.)
Once Eva Marie and Jojo arrive, Melanie greeted them with a grin
"I am obsessed with Instagram." Eva Marie said, scrolling through her social media.
"I am too." Nikki agreed.
"I don't have one, just have a Twitter." Melanie replied.
"You are obsessed with Twitter." JoJo giggled.
"No, I'm not."
"Yes you are, you tweet so much stuff and have so many hashtags that trend. You're a Twitter Sensation. How many followers do you have?"
"I haven't checked. I heard me and AJ Lee are neck and neck for 1 million followers. I think she's gonna get it first though because she has a little more than me."
Melanie (I don't care who gets 1 million first. AJ and I support each other through everything. If she gets it first, I'm happy for her. Getting 1 million followers would be really awesome. I'll be patiently waiting for that day to come)
"I'm looking at Brie's Instagram right now." Eva Marie said.
"What are the haters saying?" Nikki asked. Eva gives Nikki her phone. "Wow..." Nikki murmured as she reads a comment that says 'Nikki is SOOO the FAT twin!'
Nikki (Did you have to use that many Os? And how rude? Like, damn...that hurt.)
"Now you know there are so many insecure women in entertainment," Nikki said as Eva Marie agrees.
Melanie (I don't think Nicole is fat. She just has more meat on her bones, nothing wrong with that.)
"Look, everyone has haters and I wouldn't even bother listening to them. One of the reasons they might hate you is because of how successful you are. They'll sink low and call you any name to bring you down." Melanie told her as Nicole looked grateful for her kind words.
'Next day, LA'
Melanie meets up with Jon Uso and Trinity.
"What's up guys?" she hugged Trinity.
"What's up, Melanie?" Jon Uso (Trinity's fiancé) asked with a grin.
"Hey dude," Melanie exclaimed and gives him a hug.
Ariane arrived in her car. "Hey boo boo!" she greeted with a grin and has her dog with her. "Why is he here?"
"We need a guys point of view on this." Trinity replied to her about Jon.
"Guy's point of view? Wait, why am I here again?" Melanie asked.
Melanie (I got a call from Ariane to meet her in LA to help her out with something.)
"I'm thinking of getting breast implants. So you guys are coming with me to see a plastic surgeon. " Ariane announced.
"Breast implants?" Melanie asked. "But your boobs look fine."
"That's what I've been telling her." Trinity reiterated.
"Uh huh. You know, I wish I had your boobs." Ariane said, looking at Melanie.
"What?" Melanie asked in confusion.
"Are they real? They're nice looking."
"Of course they're real!" Trinity exclaimed
Trinity (Melanie's breasts are real. The girl has nice B-cup breasts.)
"Is she okay?" Melanie asked, amused at the situation.
"What size are you?" Ariane questioned. "Can I touch them? You know, you look like a B cup. Are you?"
Melanie started to laugh. "I'm done."
"Melanie, I'm serious! What size are you girl?"
Melanie and Jon sit in the back while Trinity sits in the passenger seat.
"He ain't gonna pee on me is he?" Jon asked as Ariane gives the dog to him to hold.
"It's a girl." Ariane told him. As they start to drive, the dog starts to feel sick. "What's wrong, noodle? Wait, she has to throw up, she has to throw up."
"Yikes!" Melanie exclaimed.
After the dog throws up, Ariane announced, "She may eat it."
"What!?" Trinity exclaimed
"Dogs like to eat their throw up."
"And I just ate too." Melanie sighed as they all chuckle.
They arrive at the MANUS MD BREAST & BODY place and Trinity, Ariane & Melanie walk into a room.
"I got my implants done 8 years ago." Linda Manus told them.
"What's the recovery time?" Ariane asked.
"Can she take a bodyslam on Monday?" Trinity asked.
"Ooh, that's really pushing it." Linda laughed. "I can show you my implants if you want." Linda pulled down her dress to expose her breasts.
Ariane (Pow! I'm like woo okay girl.)
"I'm just trying to process all this," Trinity said as Melanie nodded.
"Can I feel them since Melanie won't let me feel her breasts?" Ariane asked.
"Dude, my breasts aren't the please touch museum!" Melanie exclaimed as Trinity snickered.
"Oh but you let Dean touch them," Ariane teased
"Ariane!" Melanie shouted, feeling her face heat up.
"What? It's true,"
"I can't believe this chick."
Melanie (For a long time now I haven't confirmed or deny these relationship accusations but I guess the cat is out of the bag. Yeah, I'm dating my best friend.)
Ariane touches Linda's breast. "They feel soft." she pointed out
Trinity leaves the room to get Jon as Linda pulls up her dress.
"I've been telling the girls that these fake breasts don't look fake and they feel soft and real. I can show you." Linda said and showed her breasts to
him. Jon puts his face in his hands as the girls laugh. "Don't be shy."
"It's okay babe, it's okay," Trinity reassured, amused.
"No, it's not okay." Jon replied with a grin.
"This is a one time. I'm giving you a pass, so enjoy this moment."
"Touch it," Linda gave them permission as Melanie, Trinity and Jon reluctantly touched them.
Melanie laughed. "This is so weird. But it does feel pretty real."
"Yeah, it does feel real," Trinity agreed as Jon went back to the lobby.
Doctor Manus walks in while Linda brings out a basket of breast implants. "Hello, I'm Doctor Manus. This is a 300 CC gel implant." Doctor Manus said, giving the girls the implant so they could feel them.
"And this is silicon," Ariane stated.
"That is silicon. You can take them and try them out at home so you can play and see how they feel." Doctor Manus said as Ariane put the implants in her breasts.
Ariane (I'm gonna take these implants and do a little trial run. That means I'm gonna eat in them, rest in them, I gotta see how these puppies feel.)
"How about you do a little routine just so I can see." Trinity suggested.
"Tuning in for this," Melanie replied, putting her hair in a ponytail, and watching Ariane dance.
Melanie (They are bouncing up and down like crazy!)
Trinity and Melanie laugh when Ariane starts dropping down and the silicon boobs fall out. The Philly diva ends up falling out of her chair from laughing so hard as the girls laugh with her.
"I'm sorry I can't. Phew, that was awesome." She gets up.
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'At poolside'
Melanie has on a two piece swimsuit with white shorts, lounging on a chair at the poolside with Jon and Trinity.
"Holler bitches!" Ariane greeted, strutting towards them.
"What's going on with you today?" Trinity asked
"Oh, nothing much. Got something to show you girls." Ariane replied and took off her black dress to reveal a blue swimsuit with her silicon breasts in them. Jon responded by putting on his shades.
"You had those on all day?" Trinity asked
"These come everywhere with me."
"This test drive you're doing is going to a whole new level." Melanie pointed out.
"I have to see if this is what I really want," Ariane said.
Ariane (I'm looking a little hot right now with these boobies in.)
"They actually don't look bad." Trinity checked them out.
"Let's test them out in the pool." Melanie suggested and stood up
"I'll do it if you come in," Ariane replied.
Melanie dives into the pool and so does Trinity.
"This feels nice." The Philly Diva floats around but then gets splashed by Trinity. "What the-"
Trinity laughs and Melanie splashes her back. After splashing each other for a while they turn to Ariane.
"If you don't come in here in 8 seconds, I'm gonna push you in. You always wanted to do the bay watch move." Trinity told her dance partner and Melanie ends up jumping on her back "Ahh! Help me! Shark! Shark!"
When Ariane jumps in, Melanie releases her.
"Ahh!" Ariane yelled and held her chest. "What happened to my boobies!?"
Melanie busted out laughing when they saw where they were
"These things do float, look at that." Trinity looked at the floating silicon.
"Look like jellyfish," Melanie added as Trinity poked at the silicon.
Trinity (Huh. Who knew?)
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266 - 267. later, they finally arrive at the villa
[It’s getting dark and the members arrive at their last stop, Queenstown]
JOJO
Oh wow! Dio, look at the view!
[The view in front of the rented house]
DIO
It is quite something.
I’m sure it’ll look even better come nightfall.
(Wow~)
DIO
Hah~ Thank god for civilization.
[Civilization is a gift of the modern man]
JOJO
Camping was fun, though, right?
DIO
I prefer this.
[He immediately chooses a sofa to lounge in]
DIO
Nice and soft~
JOJO
(Chuckles) Well, I’m glad you’re enjoying yourself.
Oh, there’s a balcony!
Shall we eat dinner there while looking at the view?
DIO
It’s quite cold out at night, Jojo.
And besides, the door to the balcony is connected to the dining room.
JOJO
Yes, but think about the experience , Dio!
DIO
(Sighs) Perhaps tomorrow, Jojo.
I want to enjoy the heating for tonight.
[Kitty Dio likes warmth~]
JOJO
I’ll hold you to it, then!
[Introducing the last place Phantom Blood will stay at in New Zealand!]
[A spacious kitchen and living room for them to hang out together in]
[And two cozy rooms, to boot!]
JOJO
Shall we get started on dinner?
DIO
I suppose we must.
Come along, sous-chef.
JOJO
Right away, head chef!
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JOJO
That was delicious!
As expected of our Golden Chef~
[They’re done eating in a flash!]
DIO
Naturally~
All the fish we caught was really good, though.
And most of it was all thanks to your efforts, Jojo.
JOJO
H-huh? Well, that was- that was simply beginner’s luck! (Chuckles)
DIO
Still, it’s quite amazing that you caught so much in just a few hours~
JOJO
(Shy) (Pleased)
Thank you, Dio...
I don’t think I’ll go fishing again anytime soon, though.
Too much waiting. (Chuckles)
DIO
(Chuckles) Agreed. Something more active suits us better.
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alright i wrote down my thoughts as i was watching
DEAN
meg getting top billing in the credits we love to see it
aw meet cute
"soldier boy" hehe
the pacing is kinda weird??
mary reminds me of dean so much
john is just going along w this, sure
this makes me want to rewatch the ep w henry winchester
MEN OF LETTERS
is that a trenchcoat in henry's locker? 👀 coincidence or easter egg?
i barely remember mary's dad, gotta rewatch those eps
she called him soldier boy again hehe
oh wow it took longer to get to an ad break than i thought. why are american ads so obnoxious
is mary's car light blue? cute
winchester flannel goes way back
i wonder how john would have turned out if he had known what happened to henry. maybe he will find out?
ok livestream froze and i missed like two minutes of the car conversation that was probably important
"you can't kill demons" huh. interesting. did dean and sam not know how to kill them at first either? i don't remember
CARLOS i understand what danneel meant when she said jojo is a star
idk if i like that joke abt carlos not knowing if him and his gf were on or off when he kissed mary's ex :/ hoping for bi rep with less stereotypes as the season goes on
oh god please no love triangle please just let john have been nice to her because he was decent back then
vampires, huh? so john did know about them??
DEAN AGAIN THERE'S MY BOY
this was fun but i probably won't stay up every week. i will continue watching tho
#i didn't want to type everything so this is just the highlights of my notes#the winchesters#the winchesters spoilers
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the boy possessed by an evil spirit
#polly art !!#jjba#jotaro kujo#jojo's bizarre adventure#star platinum#stardust crusaders#wow....jojo again huh............
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Tumbling Headfirst Into Love (Caesar Zeppeli X Reader)
For @joestarbooty. I hope you enjoy!
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Dinner was usually a noisy affair, all things considered. With clashing personalities and hot tempers abound, things were never quiet when dinner came about. You couldn't decide on whether that was good or if it was bad, but it was certainly eventful. Setting down the plates as quietly as you could, you catch the glimpse of Caesar looking at you. You give a smile and nearly giggled as he gave a wink back.
As you walked away to assist Suzy Q with the dishes, you could hear Joseph laugh loudly and talk, probably at Caesar's expense again. In between bites of the food, there were tiny arguments and little snap-backs and such. You giggle as the Italian man gave a little sneer of his disapproval. Goodness, he could be so cute when he was angry. Your heart soared as he took a quick glance your way and gave you a fond exasperated look. You grinned and gave a conspirational wink.
You liked Caesar.
You liked Caesar a lot.
But you kept your love for him a secret. After all, you didn't know if he liked you the same way and you didn't know what you would do if you were rejected by him should you tell him. So, you would pine and pine secretly, even though it was driving you crazier by the minute!
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You were washing dishes now, daydreaming about kissing Caesar. An extremely wide smile crossed your face as you went further into your imagination. All of a sudden, a loud laugh made you jump in startled, jumpy surprise. You turn and gently tip-toed to the entrance of their quarters. You pressed an ear to the door, curiosity winning you over.
"Why are you smirking like that, JoJo," Caesar began. "You look like a cat that swallowed a turkey."
"Canary, Caesarino," Joseph teased. "I look like the cat that caught a canary."
"Not my point, JoJo," Caesar growled in response. "My point is why are you smirking like that?"
"You like (Y/N)," Joseph giggled. "You like (Y/N) lots and lots."
"Well, yes, of course I like them," Caesar replied without much of a thought. "They're very nice and kind. Very level-headed as well. It's good to have a level head in a place filled with hot heads. And (Y/N) has good advice to have whenever we are in a pinch."
You blush and turned your gaze downwards. Wow, you never really realized how much Caesar actually listened to you whatsoever. The smile returned to your face. Perhaps you should speak with him as often as you could.
"Oh, I see," Joseph tittered. "So what advice did you find today? Was it through their (e/c) eyes or their fluttery, long eyelashes?"
...Huh?
"Well, I," Caesar stuttered. "I just like to look at them. No, wait! That... That was... That came out wrong!"
...HUH?!
"You like to look at them," Joseph crowed. "Hahahaha! That's... That's amazing, Caesarino! Wait until I tell them!"
"You will do no such thing, JoJo," Caesar shrieked. "I don't think they even liked me that way!"
You bit your lip. Oh. Oh no! You didn't mean to make Caesar feel that way! And to think that he also felt the same way that you did towards him! Perhaps telling him how you feel wouldn't be out of the question after all...
"Oooh, that's it, JoJo," Caesar growled. "Wait until I tell Suzy Q how you feel about her and how much you love her!"
"Eh," Joseph squeaked. "Ah! Wait! Caesar, I was only joking about that...!"
Well, that was your cue to go! As you went back to your room, you felt a smile tug at your lips. Now, what will you tell your precious Caesar?
#jojo's bizarre adventure#jojo kimyou na bouken#jojo pt 2#jjba pt 2#battle tendency#jojo part 2#jjba part 2#jjba caesar#caesar zeppeli#caesar x reader#jjba x reader#joseph joestar#suzy q mentioned
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22. for reds 🤡
This is 100% not what you asked for (yet...👀), but I give you part 1 of what we're calling the Weird King AU. I'm turning this into a proper multi-chapter High School fic because I love you and I'd jump on any bandwagon for you.
xxx
Like most young, conventionally attractive Supervillains, Brick had made a bit of a habit of failing upwards. It was pretty easy in a town full of simpering morons content to project their own narrative assumptions onto him, and who was he to crush their dreams when they made his life a little easier?
For example, dating.
“You can tell me, you know.” His cute date, Tracy, sipped her milkshake across from him.
“Tell you what?”
She softened and reached her hand across the table. “Your tragic backstory. I’ll listen without judgment, I promise.”
Brick tried to think of something tragic, but it all seemed pretty underwhelming as far as Supervillain origin stories went. “You mean like how I was born in a toilet?”
She made an oh shape with her lips. “We all have those days where we feel like we were born in a toilet, Brick.”
He’d dated Tracy for three months before she broke up with him out of the blue in tears: sorry she couldn’t fix his baggage, she just wasn’t strong enough to handle all that tortured darkness, but she wished him nothing but health and happiness. Brick deleted her number from his phone and spent twenty whole minutes staring at the toilet in his bathroom, wondering what the lesson here was.
But everything changed when Mojo got out of prison and moved Brick and his brothers back to Townsville, where he enrolled them in the local high school alongside their former arch nemeses, the Powerpuff Girls.
Suddenly, everything Brick did pre-supposed ill intent. These people remembered him as the pest who had graffitied their local monuments and blown up their cars and endangered their children. They held no love for him, and at best they feared him. This was not Citiesville, where he’d been a tall, cold glass of Voss water in a sea of recycled Dasani.
He found himself thinking about his birthing toilet again as he stepped into the cafeteria alone and the conversation quieted down as his new classmates watched him from the safety of their tables. His next moves here were critical. He was no longer at the top of the food chain, but fear and mystery surrounding his origins and character gave him a certain power over his peers.
“Yea, though I walk through the valley of social suicide, I will fear no cringe,” he said to himself.
The jocks were out. Capable though he may be, Brick was not much of a team player unless there was a blood contract involved requiring his participation on pain of satanic torture. The drama kids were also a hard pass, not because he thought drama was lame, but because they had barely noticed him walk in, and Brick did not have the energy to deal with people more self-involved than himself. Some of the unaffiliated tables could be safe, but without a good understanding of the nuanced social dynamics in the high school, he could be heading toward irreversible doom, and that was a risk he was not willing to take.
He saw his salvation just ahead. It was the only option, all else being equal. In an environment where he couldn’t be certain of his baseline status and potential for upward mobility, there was greatness to be had only by association and certainty only in the devil he knew.
Brick helped himself to the empty seat directly across from Blossom Utonium to a chorus of gasps and staring.
Blossom did not startle like her table mates had. She watched him critically behind a head full of bangs as she balanced her soup spoon in her hand. “Really.”
Brick unwrapped the burrito he’d purchased in the lunch line and brandished it before him. “Really.”
He took a bite of the burrito. It was not hot enough. The two girls to Blossom’s left whispered to each other about that bad boy and he’s hot, though.
Blossom daintily spooned soup into her mouth without spilling a single drop as she continued to watch Brick for signs of his imminent dark side transformation.
The guy next to Brick was brave enough to ask him what his next class was. Brick had a mouth full of disappointing burrito, so he passed the guy the printout of his class schedule in lieu of answering.
“Wow, all APs, huh? Hey, we’re in U.S. History together next period, nice. I’m Mike Believe, by the way. Brick Jojo, right?”
Brick didn’t answer him immediately on account of the burrito currently occupying his mouth hole, and Mike took it the wrong way.
“Oh, yeah, we all know who you are. Blossom sort of filled us in.” He winced like he’d inadvertently revealed a terrible secret.
Brick swallowed his food and washed it down with a gulp of water. “Saves me some time.”
Mike looked super relieved. “For sure! Hey, I could lend you my notes if you want to catch up. Gershwin’s giving a quiz on the Progressive Era on Friday, and she’s a hard-ass who definitely won’t care that you just transferred…”
Brick chewed on his lunch as Mike continued to talk at him about classes and other vaguely helpful, albeit uninteresting, information. But Mike seemed normal enough, a little chatty but not in an overeager sort of way. Blossom was no longer clocking his every move and seemed to be absorbed in her friend’s latest swim team cheating scandal, until Brick reached for his water bottle and she suddenly laser-focused on his wandering hand.
Her keen attention to him was honestly flattering, if expected. It was in his nature to be noticed, and in this narrow respect she was no different from anyone else whose head he turned. If she chose to feed her interest with the flames of suspicion, then it was no difference to him.
But if she was anything like him—and on a chemical level she was probably the closest to him that a person could get—he suspected it took tremendous effort to hold her full and sustained attention. The world they inhabited was as vapid and mundane as the humans that surrounded them, and even the most gracious of gods grew bored of worship. Which explained all the smiting and fucking and generational curses upon entire households in everything from Greek mythology to the Old Testament.
Brick was pretty deep into a fantasy of Blossom going full Ixion and the Wheel on the swim team when Mike tapped his shoulder. “You ready to go?”
It took him a moment to realize the bell had rung and he had a class to get to—AP U.S. History with Mike, apparently. Brick gathered his tray and his bag and followed Mike. When he looked back at the table, Blossom was already gone.
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That whole first week was painfully boring. No one bullied him, or pranked him, or picked a fight with him, of course. But no one really approached him, either. His brothers were more determined to make an effort. Boomer announced he was trying out for the soccer team because there was no rule saying a Super with extremely well documented ties to active criminals and the forces of Hell couldn’t kick a ball around a field. Butch had gotten himself invited to a midnight screening of Snakes on a Plane in some rich kid’s home movie theater, but only after that same kid had accidentally spilled milk on Butch and burst into tears in front of a cafeteria full of Juniors and Seniors. Brick declined the invitation Butch extended to him. He had that AP U.S. History exam to study for on Friday, anyway.
He shared all of his classes with Blossom. Even in the classes where her assigned seat was behind his and he couldn’t see her, he could feel her lobotomizing stare at the back of his head whenever she glanced up from her notebook. And while Mike’s notes were perfectly adequate and the friendly gesture counted for more than the content (a gesture Brick would not soon forget), there was a far more efficient way to accomplish his goal of murdering the class averages while also taking the edge off his loner doldrums.
“Can I borrow your class notes?”
Blossom rose from her seat and pulled her hair tie out to re-do her extremely long ponytail. She held the elastic between her teeth as she worked. Her teeth were very straight, he noticed. Some pretty nice girl-teeth, generally speaking.
“Which class?”
“All of them.”
He watched her wind the elastic around her hair with quick, adroit fingers. “That’s a lot of notes.”
“You’re the top of every class. No point in asking anyone else.”
She moved toward the hall. He followed her out. “Why would I help you?”
A legitimate question delivered without venom. Unlike her sister Buttercup, who’d “run into” Brick after school on Monday and told him to watch his back, Blossom didn’t have to do anything but maintain a general proximity to make her superiority complex known. Which was the kind of flex he could fuck with.
“Isn’t helping people sort of your mandate?”
They had arrived at her locker, which she opened with enough force to rattle the hinges. “I help the helpless. Are you helpless, Brick?”
Brick smiled at her baiting. Had she ever actually said his name at a normal volume before? It sounded good even in her baseline bitch timbre. “Critically helpless. I’m the new student who transferred in the middle of the semester, and you’re the only person who knows me.”
A couple other students clearly trying to get to the lockers Brick was blocking hovered just out of reach. They whispered to each other, but neither of them actually worked up the courage to ask Brick to move. He ignored them.
Blossom rummaged in her locker for the binder she would need for the next class. “Make friends.”
“Working on it.”
The locker door slammed and she faced him. There was something confrontational in the way she held herself before him that kicked him in the nuts back in time thirteen years to their more uncouth days when all he wanted to do was destroy her so he’d be the only one. Now they were older and wiser and he actually did need her notes to study, so destroying her was not high on his list of priorities.
“You want to be my friend.”
“We have so much in common.”
“So do lions and hyenas.”
“Both are apex predators, so.”
She took a step closer and peered up at him. Brick did not move, although he wondered what was so interesting about his face. She probably just thought he was hot. She was probably as bored as he was. She probably—
“You have lettuce in your teeth.”
Brick pulled back and covered his mouth on instinct. God fucking damnit.
Blossom was already walking away from him by the time he’d picked the food from his teeth. “I’ll expect my notes back in mint condition before first period tomorrow morning.”
Brick pressed a fist against the lockers and quietly fumed. “Dumbass…”
“Um, sorry, but do you mind…?”
The student who’d been waiting for her locker space to clear up had her palms up as if to assuage a feral stray. Brick pushed off the lockers, but his fist left a dent where he’d unleashed some of his impotent self-pity. He looked back at the girl, and she shook her head.
“It’s fine! It, uh, it happens sometimes.” She pointed a couple lockers down to Blossom’s, which was dinged up worse than the others.
Brick stared at Blossom’s locker, and then back at the girl. Her narrow, dark eyes were wide, but not out of fear. She was waiting for something, and like an idiot it took him a moment to catch up. “You’re trying to make me feel better about fucking up your locker.”
She laughed nervously. “I mean, it’s really fine! You just looked so miserable for a second there, and I just thought…”
Great, he was moping so hard he had an audience.
The five minute warning bell rang, and a flood of students rushed past them on their way to fourth period. Brick stepped aside so the girl could get to her locker.
“Hey, you’re the new guy, right?”
The new guy, yeah. How quaint. Except, she was waiting for a response, which wasn’t the absolute worst thing that had happened to him all week.
“Brick,” he said. But of course, she already knew that, and she was just being nice.
“I’m Kim. Kim Chan.”
“Okay.” He didn’t have anything else to say to her, so he decided to get his shit and get to his next class.
“Welcome back to Townsville, Brick.”
Brick shoved his hands in his pockets and stalked off. It didn’t occur to him until later that Kim was the first and only person who had properly welcomed him back home.
#powerpuff girls#powerpuff girls fanfic#blossick#ppg reds#ppg blossom#ppg brick#september fic prompts#weird king au#i have no idea what i will call this yet#but it'll make its way to AO3 and it'll be a Thing#i have to think of themes and shit now#i came here to shit post and here we are with another full on Reds fic
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Raya the Serlot Lover
Hello again. This would be the fourth entry in the Rayaari series. Also, I could hardly imagine what Raya and Tuk Tuk should meet Namaari's serlot, Buwan. Anyway, enjoy the post and don't forget to like and reblog.
*at the throne room in Fang, Chief Virana sits in the chair as Namaari opens the door*
Namaari: *approaches Virana* Chief Virana.
Chief Virana: Oh. My Morning Mist. I hope you're getting ready. You, Buwan and Atitaya can watch over Raya and Tuk Tuk.
Namaari: Yes, mother. So, where would you go?
Chief Virana: I think I'm gonna have an urgent meeting with Chief Benja of Heart. Take care, Namaari.
Namaari: I will, mother.
Chief Virana: Good. I'll go now. Good luck, my Morning Mist.
Namaari: I'll see you after the meeting.
Chief Virana: Don't worry. I'll be back home.
*Chief Virana leaves to have an urgent meeting with Chief Benja of Heart. Atitaya enters with Raya and Tuk Tuk*
General Atitaya: Namaari, Raya has a very important message.
Namaari: Really?
Raya: Yes. Go ahead and read.
Namaari: Hmm. *opens the message* Must be from Sisu. "We're having a victory celebration after the Druun were blasted away by the Dragon Gem here at Fang tonight." Wait a minute. That's how we did it.
*Buwan growls softly and approaches Raya*
Namaari: Don't worry. Hold very still.
*Buwan licks Raya's face as she giggles*
Raya: Who's that lovely cat?
Namaari: That's Buwan.
General Atitaya: Yep, he's a trained warrior cat, the most vicious animal in Kumandra. No offense, Buwan. He's also an extension to Namaari. Nothing phases him. He's stone cold. The only companion for an elite fighter like her. Cutthroat. Sorry, Buwan.
Raya: Aww, there you are. Who's my big furry friend?
Namaari: Raya, wait. He's not very good with... strangers.
*Raya pets Buwan while she laughs as Buwan purrs and rubs up against her, twining all around her like a house cat as she gives him scratches and pats*
Raya: Aww, but I'm not really a stranger, am I, Buwan? No, I'm not. No, I'm not! *Buwan purrs harder* Awww, you're so cute, you big, sweet furball.
General Atitaya: Huh. Maybe he's not usually that good with other people.
Raya: *laughs* Yeah. I'd say we know each other pretty well after six years of being stalked and chased.
*Buwan makes an apologetic sound and rubs his head on Raya*
Raya: Apology accepted, buddy. Don't worry. We're good.
*Buwan meows happily and turns over for belly rubs*
Raya: Awwww, you're just like your mommy, aren't you? *looks amusedly at Namaari and Atitaya* You act all big and tough on the outside, but really you're just a big softie who loves their belly rubs, aren't you? Who's a good serlot? You are! You sure like belly rubs, huh? Yes, you do. Ooh, you have a soft fur. Your fangs look really sharp. Who's the cutest serlot in Kumandra? Yes, you are. *cooing* What a lovely sweetie boy you are.
*Buwan meows as he makes pleased noises and rolls around in Raya's lap. Namaari and Atitaya look nicely at Raya*
Namaari: Aww, isn't that lovely?
General Atitaya: Yes, it is.
Namaari: Hey, Raya.
Raya: Yes?
Namaari: I wonder if you could just pet another serlot.
Raya: Really? Like what?
Namaari: Like their newborn.
*A newborn serlot runs and jumps to Raya as he licks her*
Raya: *laughing* Awwww, you're just as adorable as your parents. *A newborn serlot meows as she pets him*
Namaari: See? They love you.
Raya: Of course they do.
Namaari: It's a male. I named him JoJo.
Raya: Klaus. That's a wonderful name. Does he have a mother?
Namaari: Yes, he has. His mother's name is Tai.
*Tai approaches Raya and Tuk Tuk as she, Buwan and JoJo rub their heads on Raya and Tuk Tuk. Chief Virana returns from the meeting as she enters the throne room with Chief Benja*
Chief Benja: Hello, Dewdrop. You have a nice day?
Raya: Yes, Ba. Just petting the Serlots.
Chief Virana: Oh, that's great. We're back from the meeting. I can see that you've received a message from Sisu to Namaari. So, what's the message about?
Raya: Victory celebration.
Chief Virana: Oh, wow. That's exciting. Wait, did you just pet the Serlots?
Raya: Yes.
Chief Virana: Hmm. Well, that's good to hear. Anyhow, we'll invite Boun, Tong, Noi, Sisu, Pengu, Jagan, Pranee and Amba to our victory celebration.
Raya: Wow, that sounds like an incredible idea.
Chief Benja: Oh, and don't forget to invite the Spine Chief, Dang Hu, Dang Hai the Talon Leader, and the Tail Chief. Bring her back to life.
Raya, Namaari and General Atitaya: As you wish.
*THE END*
Credit: snorlax891 and killjo-qartz (Tumblr)
#raya and the last dragon#disney#rayaari#chief virana#atitaya#raya#serlot#namaari#chief benja#tuk tuk#rayamaari
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Yeah I don't do SLBP fictions but I'm just curious. What if SLBP characters meet with IkeSen Characters?
Nobunaga
IkeSen Nobu: .....
SLBP Nobu: .....
IkeSen Nobu: Well? Does your MC allows you to drink sake from her lips?
SLBP Nobu: What-
IkeSen Nobu: Hm. I see that your MC is not bold as mine, then.
SLBP Nobu: Hooh? Does your MC do it for you?
IkeSen Nobu: *Grins* Always.
MC: Say it again or you will see darkness once I touch your bloody neck Nobunaga (✿❛◡❛).
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Hideyoshi
IkeSen Hide: ☺ Nice to meet you.
SLBP Hide: Hehehe same here ᕕ( ՞ ᗜ ՞ )ᕗ!
IkeSen Hide: You are very young aren't you?
SLBP Hide: You can say that ☺. But I admire you so much! You have lots of fan girls 😲✨
IkeSen Hide: They are just a bunch of lovely ladies. I am not that popular ☺
SLBP Hide: ...Senpai 😳✨✨✨
IkeSen Hide: What- who taught you that--
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Masamune
IkeSen Masa: HAH! What's life if you don't ride your horse like this ٩( ᐛ )و! *Ride his horse by STANDING on it*
SLBP Masa: *Went pale* Uhh..
IkeSen Masa: Come on, lad! You only live once (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)✨✨✨✨
SLBP Masa: But I don't think that is safe..
SLBP Kojuro: Exactly. What in the world.. Hey, you just let your master do those dangerous act?
IkeSen Kojuro: This is not a first time. Besides, I'm happy as long as he is happy uwu✨✨✨
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Mitsuhide
IkeSen Mitsu: *Grins*
SLBP Mitsu: (´・ｪ・｀)...?
IkeSen Mitsu: Ah, pardon me. I'm just thinking on how lucky you are, living in a castle without having a mother hen in it ( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^).
SLBP Mitsu: Mother hen? Well yes, since our food supplies like chicken is placed separately away from the castle.
IkeSen Mitsu: And it is to my knowledge that your MC is very pure?
SLBP Mitsu: *Smiles* Yes, she is. She is very kind too. How about your MC? I heard that she is a strong lady.
IkeSen Mitsu: Yes. She is over there (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵).
MC: *Takes Mitsuhide's gun and pointed it to a cockroach* PEW PEW MADAFAKA OAO
SLBP MC: *Already fainted from so called cockroach +A+*
SLBP Mitsu: ( ☉д⊙)....
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Mitsunari
IkeSen Nari: (ㆁᴗㆁ✿)🌸🌸🌸🌸
SLBP Nari: (눈‸눈)....
SLBP Nari: You are a tactician you say? Sorry not sorry to say this but you don't look like it.
IkeSen Nari: Am I? Oh.. You don't have to be sorry. Being honest already explains that you are a kind person (❁´◡`❁).
SLBP Nari: No. I'm clearly mocking you here.
IkeSen Nari: Eh? But you don't look like it. Because you are like Ieyasu-sama. He may look strict and firm, but he is very kind (*´ω`*)
SPBP Nari: You are beyond help are you?
IkeSen Nari: See? You even want to help me! I'm honored ((o(*>ω<*)o))!
SLBP Nari: .....*groans*
IkeSen Ieyasu: *Appears beside him* Welcome to the club.
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Ieyasu
IkeSen Yasu: 😒😒😒😒
SLBP Yasu: 😒😒😒😒
IkeSen Yasu: What's with that clothes for war? Your helmet is weird.
SPBP Yasu: Heh. Unlike you, you don't wear anything on your head. Don't blame me if an arrow stab across that messy hair of yours.
IkeSen Yasu: Your skills doesn't need to be used on battlefield at all, as your bright yellow armor hurts people's eyes.
SLBP Yasu: And your clothes still have those puffy ball scarf, that's not an armor, that's a winter clothes.
Both: *HISSES* OAO
Sasuke: IkeSen Yasu and SLBP Yasu, my dream came true (´；A ；`)❤❤❤❤❤
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Kenshin
IkeSen Kenshin: (눈‸눈)...
SLBP Kenshin: (*´ω`*)🌸🌸🌸🌸
IkeSen Kenshin: Your room.. Is this even a room? What's with this small rocks with weird shape, and those dry flowers, and those mushrooms? Is this a storage room given to you as your chamber?
SPBP Kenshin: *Gasp* QAQ don't call my beloved baby rocks that way! They have a name! You see, this one is Hana, Sumire and Kanae, and..
SLBP Kanetsugu: He gave it a name. Great. Just great (-"-;)
IkeSen Kanetsugu: (눈‸눈)....
IkeSen Kenshin: Be quiet. You are disturbing my peace in drinking this sake.
SLBP Kenshin: Ooooh OAO✨✨✨ you drink sake with plum??
IkeSen Kenshin: Yes. It's the best pleasure ever. Hm.
SLBP Kenshin: *Gasp and take one of the plums in his hand* Can I have this? This plum is so beautiful 😳😳😳✨✨✨ I've fallen in love ❤❤❤❤
IkeSen Kenshin: ...What. *spills his sake onto the floor instantly*
SLBP Kenshin: Yaaay! New friend ((o(*>ω<*)o))!
SLBP Kanetsugu: GAHHH LET GO OF ME! SOMEONE HAS TO SMACK HIM OUT OF HIS SENSES \(OAO)/
IkeSen Kanetsugu: *Holds SLBP Kanetsugu casually* (눈‸눈)...
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Shingen
IkeSen Shingen: (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)✨✨✨
SLBP Shingen: ( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^)✨✨✨
IkeSen Shingen: (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵) Dango?
SLBP Shingen: ☺☺☺ Sure.
IkeSen Shingen: Your hair really represents Takeda as a whole, eh. I like that.
SPBP Shingen: 😏😏😏 Heh. It's also like a charming point, as it captured both men and women's heart.
IkeSen Shingen: So.... You even do men like the rumors said?
SLBP Shingen: *Grins* Well, up to you to believe it 😏
IkeSen Shingen: Oh.. *Turns away and eat his sweets with a straight face*
IkeSen MC: You are lucky that your place has some BL 😒
SLBP MC: Pardon? What is a BL O.O?
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Yukimura
IkeSen Yuki: ಠ_ಠ...
SPBP Yuki: (´。＿。｀)...
IkeSen Yuki: You eyes are so blue. Are you a barbarian's child? Wait- Even your lord has red eyes. Uh.. Okay.
SLBP Yuki: Well it is created that way. My brother has blue eyes too.
IkeSen Yuki: So.. Your MC. *looks left to right before turning to SLBP Yuki* Does she run like a wild boar?
SLBP Yuki: Huh?? What- ( ☉д⊙)??
IkeSen Yuki: Our first encounter was bad. Not only she run and bump onto me roughly, she even make us nearly fell off the cliff.
SLBP Yuki: W-wow. People from the future sure have lots of energy (°д°).
*Suddenly, a R18 book landed in the middle of the place they were sitting* PAP!! Σ📚
Both: *JUMPS*EEEEEKKKK \(O//////A///////O)/
Sasuke: *Takes note* I see, I see, no matter which game he's in, his mind is still a pure virgin (´・ｪ・｀).
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Sasuke
IkeSen Sasuke: (´・ｪ・｀)....
SPBP Sasuke: (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)✨✨✨
IkeSen Sasuke: *Looks from his chest to SLBP Sasuke's toned and bulky chest and back to him* I see. So this is the feeling like those anime characters with flat chest compared to those who has plump chest. *sigh* (´・ｪ・｀)
SLBP Sasuke: Don't let it get to you! I trained for years to get this too!
IkeSen Sasuke: It's alright. I don't think my MC has interest in Jojo-Like Humans as we are all created with a normal toned body.
SLBP Sasuke: Jojo who 🙃?
IkeSen Sasuke: Do you say ORA ORA ORA ORA when you attack your enemy?
SLBP Sasuke: ...No ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ.
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MC
IkeSen MC: (✿❛◡❛)
SLBP MC: (ㆁᴗㆁ✿)
IkeSen MC: So you can cook?
SLBP MC: Hehehe yes. My family runs a restaurant. And you can sew, right?
IkeSen MC: Yes, I'm a seamstress in the castle (*´ω`*).
SLBP MC: Woww..! That's nice 🌸🌸🌸 I heard that you are brave too..! Unlike me.. My hair were cut into half and.. I was punched and.. *sighs* (´；ω；`)
IkeSen MC: *Sweats* Uh... *Gulps*
IkeSen MC: I'm glad I'm so sassy and just got locked up and the men swoon to my smile. Heh. Heheh. Phew. ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ
#ikemen sengoku#ikemen sengoku imagines#ikemen sengoku masamune#ikemen sengoku hideyoshi#ikemen sengoku mitsuhide#ikemen sengoku nobunaga#ikemen sengoku kenshin#ikemen sengoku mitsunari#ikemen sengoku shingen#ikemen sengoku mc#Ikemen Sengoku sasuke#ikemen sengoku ieyasu#ikemen sengoku yukimura#slbp nobunaga#slbp Hideyoshi#slbp shingen#slbp mitsuhide#slbp masamune#slbp Ieyasu#slbp mitsunari#slbp kenshin#slbp yukimura#slbp sasuke#slbp mc#samurai love ballad party
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Hey, so I saw this idea in a fanfic for another fandom, but I wanted to see this done in Persona! It's a soulmate!AU where you have a tattoo on your hip of the first line your soulmate would ever say to you. It sounds really cute and I was wondering if you could do a scenario/headcanons for Akira and Ryuji (separately) with their S/O? thanks a lot and I love your work
*Raises from the ashes after completing 4 essays in the span of two weeks, going to several meetings with tutors and choosing a dissertation topic as well as prepping for a stats presentation* Suh dude
Awww soulmate AUs are so cute ^_^ I must admit I haven’t really read that many but I really liked the ones that make it so that when you touch your soulmate for the first time they see colour! Also thank you so much! I’m really glad you’re enjoying this blog!
Akira Kurusu & Ryuji Sakamoto - Soulmate AU where the first words are on your hip
Akira Kurusu:
> ‘Have you seen Mona?’
> You always thought that was… A weird conversation starter
> You don’t even know the name of your soulmate yet the first thing they will ask you is if you saw someone else!
> Then again… Mona wasn’t exactly a common name so…
> You spent most of your free time flicking through the school yearbooks to see if you can find someone called ‘Mona’ or something close to that but no luck
> However, you still got rather excited whenever a new transfer student appeared
> Maybe they were the one!
> Speaking of transfer students, you heard rumours that a new one was coming today
> Only this one had… A criminal record?
> You weren’t exactly sure what it was for as everyone you talked to gave you a different crime so you just decided to ignore the gossip
> When class was over and you were on your way to the exit, you’re pretty sure you saw him
> He didn’t really look like a criminal, actually he looked kinda… Cute
> His black hair looked really fluffy and soft and his glasses seemed to hide as much of his face as possible
> Wait is he looking at me, have I been staring at him all this time?!
> You quickly do a little wave and smile at him and to your surprise, he does the same
> Maybe you should talk to him?
> … Would that be weird? Maybe that would be weird
> You decide that you WILL talk to him… But like… Some other day
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> It has been about two weeks since the new student appeared
> Through the whispers in your classroom, you managed to learn that his name is Kurusu
> You’re somewhat upset that you couldn’t learn that from him directly but for some reason, you couldn’t really find him around the school
> …Until today
> One of your friends asked you if you could help them clean up the classroom and you happily agreed
> This of course meant that you were leaving school a bit later than usual
> On your way out, you noticed that someone was standing in the school garden looking back and forth between the various flowerbeds
> Wait, that someone is…
> “Um! Excuse me, K-Kurusu - kun?” You say before you can stop yourself
> You watch as he tilts his head if your direction, the light of the setting sun softly reflecting on his glasses
> “Um, did you lose something?” You say as you slowly make your way closer to him
> He presses his lips together for a second, as if thinking about an answer before he turns so that he’s fully facing you
> “Have you seen Mona?”
> “Huh?”
> “Oh, um, sorry. Mona is my cat.”
>…
> Hey wait a minute
> MONA?!
> “Wait… You said Mona right?”
> “Yes… Have you seen him?” He asks as he tilts his head slightly
> “Um, no sorry it’s just…” You say as you vaguely gesture to your hip
> Wait a second, is it really a good idea to just lift your shirt in the middle of a school hallway?!
> “U-Um… Cats like to curl up in quiet places right? I’ll… Help you look for him!” You quickly add as you move your other hand to make it seem as if you were doing some sort of JoJo pose
> Kurusu gives you a somewhat confused look as his eyes follow your hand but smiles nonetheless
> “Thank you very much.”
> The two of you spend about 20 minutes going from room to room and you find that the two of you have surprisingly a lot in common
> “You like cooking too Kurusu - kun?” You say with excitement in your voice
> “Heh, well not to brag but…” He says as he turns to smirk at you “I hear that my curry is the best in all of Tokyo.”
> “Wow!” You say as you clap your hands together, “I definitely want to try some now!”
> “Hm, how about we make a deal then?” Kurusu says
> “Hm?” You hum as you tilt your head to the side
> “If you help me find my cat, I’ll make you curry… I might even throw in coffee as a bonus.”
> “YOU’VE GOT A DEAL, SIR.”
Ryuji Sakamoto:
> ‘Huh? Wait… Aren’t you...?’
> Well, this certainly didn’t give you any clues as to who your soulmate was
> You’re pretty sure EVERYONE in your life has said this to you at least once in your life
> Regardless, you still had hope your soulmate is somewhere out there
> As it was a new school year, you were assigned to a new class
> You didn’t really mind, usually, at least one of your friends was in the same class
> But looking at the list of names for each class, that didn’t seem to be the case this year
> You sigh, mildly annoyed before quickly turning to leave
> …
> Or at least that was your intention
> Instead, you managed to crash into someone, causing both you and them to fall onto the floor
> “Ow…” You say as you rub your forehead before looking up at the other person
> Wait… That boy looked familiar…
> “Um, I’m really sorry for crashing into you! I swear I’m not usually like this haha…” You apologise while putting on your best smile
> “Huh? Wait… Aren’t you...?” The boy says as he stops to look at you
> He really does seem familiar… But where do you know him from?
> “L/n?”
> Oh he knows your name
> “Um, yes that’s me… Sorry but you are…?”
> The boy lets out a small chuckle as he quickly jumps up and offers you his hand
> “Sakamoto. Um, you know, Ryuji? From elementary school? We never spoke to each other but...”
> You take his hand and let him pull you up as you study his face
> “Hm... Didn’t you used to have black hair?” You say tilting your head in curiosity
> “Oh uh, yeah I...” He trails off as he vaguely gestures to his hair
> “I think you look good as a blonde.” You say with a smile
> “For real? All the teachers keep telling me to- Wait! I have to confirm something!” He says before taking a quick look down the hall
> You squint slightly but before you can ask what he’s doing you find him using his free hand slowly lifting his shirt
> “U-Um...” You say as a bright blush appears on your cheeks
> “H-Hey, it’s not what you think... Or maybe it is but... J-Just look okay?!” He says all flustered as he uses his pointing finger to point to his hip
> You raise your eyebrows as you find the words ‘Um, I’m really sorry for crashing into you! I swear I’m not usually like this haha…‘ written neatly in black ink
> “Huh... That’s...”
> “That’s what the first thing you said to me.” He finishes for you
> “It sure is... Wow I can’t believe this is really happening right now.” You say as you read the words over and over again
> “Y-Yeah it’s pretty crazy huh... Um, d’you wanna hang out with me?... After school I mean? You don’t have to if you don’t want to.” He says as he gives your hand a little squeeze
> “I would love to!” You quickly reply as you squeeze back “Do you like playing arcade games? I’ve recently managed to get the high score on the shooting game!”
> “Wha- For real?! That was YOU?! Oh man, I’ve been trying to beat it for ages...”
> “Hehe, well, wanna give it another go?”
> “Heh, I’ll definitely beat it now!”
#persona 5#persona 5 imagines#p5 imagines#p5#akira kurusu#kurusu akira#ryuji sakamoto#sakamoto ryuji#soulmate!au
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The Clueless Bachelor and Bachelorette
(Bruno Bucciarati x Reader)
An: hey everyone, I know this is very different content then CoD but I do want to extend my reaches to other fandoms! I'll still be writing CoD but I'll also reach to maybe other games and anime. I hope yal all enjoy my first published Jojo Fic.
There a lot of responsibility when being a Capo for Passione. Taking orders from the boss, controlling a specific area. The last thing Bruno expected when to deal with constant female attention.
Ahh yes, at the prime age of 20. Perfect age for once to start looking for a partner. Undoubtedly, upon the bachelor's list was his truly, Bucciarati. He really couldn't deny that he's attractive but to say he comes with perks was an understatement. If one was to look at the list it would be quite easy to see that.
Walking down the busy streets of Naples with Girno was even a chore. Next thing a group of young women will be walking down the street "Bucciarati!" To look over at a groupie and see the one that (in his opinion) wasn't very attractive waving at him. He wishes he could ignore all of it, but he has a reputation to keep.
"Girls really have been after you huh Bucciarati?" Bruno look back to the newbie, his brow frowned in the slightest hint of annoyance.
"Tell me about it Giorno... I don't know what happened but I've been getting called at by women all the time now." In the distance again, hearing his name be called. This time he wasn't even bothered to look, he just waved. "I mean at first the attention was nice but I can barely go outside without a woman trying to seduce me."
"I feel that, the curse of being pretty I guess..." Giorno shrugged, Bruno could only sigh. "Let's head back to the others, at least give you a break from outside."
"That sounds like a splendid idea."
As the two walked in the the cafe the gang usually hangs, they enter to see the three huddled. Huddled against a magazine. "Wow, they really have a lot to say about Bucciarati!" Narancia moved his head closer to the book.
"Hey watch it! I'm trying to read too!" Mista pushed Narancia's head away.
"What are you all reading?"
"Oh hey, boss?" Mista closes the magazine and pulls it behind him.
"Mista! What the hell! I was reading it!" Narancia pulled on Mista's arm, getting up and personal.
"Like hell you are! You probably can barely read dumbass!" Abbacchio sighed as the two were two seconds away to pulling out the stands.
"To answer you Bucciarati, they're reading that new Local Bachelors and Bachelorette magazine."
"And I'm in it?" Bruno whispered to himself, "hand it over you two!" Mista seemed hesitant, it couldn't be that bad right? "Now, Mista" sticky fingers began to appear from over Bucciarati's shoulder. He shoved it into Bruno's hands and stormed off elsewhere. Bruno felt bad but was too intrigued by this magazine mystery to pursue it.
He gently flipped to the pages to reach the number 1 bachelor and "This is worse then I thought..." Giorno peered in, looking from the side. He noticed how much was written exactly. And well the pics were certainly something.
"Bucciarati, do you remember taking those photos? How did they get ahold of them?" The be frank, Bruno was busy reading the almost a thirst essay about himself to even notice the picture.
Giving the pictures a glance he was surprised he recognized them.
"I remember these..."
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Sunlight shined softly down the busy Italian streets. Tourist and locals alike enjoying the beauty of the day. Bucciarati took a sip from his glass, "nothing better then a cold glass of wine on a day like this. " he would get the occasional hello from locals he knew as well as glances by curious tourists.
One person, in particular, came up to him. A young women, maybe around her late 20's with a camera around her neck. "Signore, if I may ask. May I take a few photos of you? I'm an artist and I often take pictures of things that inspire me!" To any human being the request would be rather offputting. Indeed it was, at least to Bruno. But a normal person would also decline the offer. Bucciarati didn't see the harm of a few photos, if anything he'd call himself quite photogenic despite his semi-cold demeanor. Plus to deprive an artist of inspiration didn't sit right with him; so he agreed.
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"That artist lied... or she sold my pictures. Either or isn't good, but damn..." Bruno skimmed through the pages. Person after person, some of them he even knew. He stopped on one page and well maybe call it fate but it was the page of the number 1 Bachelorette. Giorno auditable gasped as the sight.
"She's very beautiful... I see why they placed so highly..." Mista and Narancia came from the other side taking peaks.
"Yo, you're right Giorno! She is really beautiful. Father owns a successful flower shop too!" Narancia's cheeks turned slightly red. Mista closed his eyes, humming to himself as if he was fantasizing about something.
"Girl has looks, money, and property. She's a guy's dream girl honestly!" Bruno slammed the magazine closed, proceeding to roll it up. Then uses Sticky Fingers to smack him to the ground. "HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?"
"How dare you think like that Mista. Loving someone for their 'perks'..." Bucciarati stared down upon Mista, disappointment, and guilt filling Mista's soul.
Bruno just took the magazine and left. He needed time to make sense of all of it... "geeze Mista... nice to know who you really are!" Giorno snickered as he took a seat at a near by table.
"Guys, I wasn't talking of myself!!! Come on, I would never!"
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Bruno wondered the town, just processing it all. All this attention wasn't out of the kindness of people's hearts. It was some lousy list that said he had perks... To now have to wonder if he was being used was a terrifying thought.
"Please, let me go... I don't want this at all!" Bruno was returning to reality. Overhearing 2 people talking in the alleyways.
"Oh come on beautiful, I've got a lot to offer!"
"I'm sure you do, but I am not wanting a relationship! Please for away! I don't even know you!" Her hands try to wiggle free but she was what Bruno could assume was pinned.
"Look missy, think about your answer real carefully. If you don't date me ill-"
"You'll what?" Bruno stood firmly at the alley entrance. The man turned to see him, catching a glimpse of the girl as well. (H/c) hair laced with small flowers, (s/t) skin, as well of (e/c) eyes.
"Its none of your business buddy! So how about you leave me and my girlfriend alone!" Bruno continued to walk closer, his expression as blank as he could manage. "H-Hey! I said stay back!"
"You know I find it amusing when scum like you exist in this world. The least you can do is accept the girl has no feelings for you."
"Like you know shit pal!"
"I heard it all, the entire conversation. As well, the fear upon her face right now speaks wonders." Bruno's steps were heavy, each one making a distinct clack.
"I said stay back you bastard!!" He dragged the poor girl by the hair restraining her arms. Sliding a knife from his own pocket, placing it above her throat.
"Sticky Fingers!" The girl closed her eyes as the blue figure hit the man square in the face. Knocking him down the alley. The guy cowards back, confused beyond belief "next time don't try to force yourself upon a harmless girl. Or do I need to beat the lesson into you?"
"No! No no no! I'm sorry I'm sorry! Please spare me!!"
"Then run." The man ran off in a rush, terror riddled his face as the bruises started to solidify. The screams echoed as he ran into the darkness. Bruno turned back the the girl, she stood against the wall paralyzed from fear. "Hey, are you okay? Did he hurt you?" She shook her head. Taking a good look the most harm was some scratches and maybe a few bruises, nothing life-threatening. Bruno tilted his head, she looked familiar.
"Uh.. mister, thank you for your help. I was really scared that guy was gonna hurt me." She clutched to her basket filled with different flowers. She picked out a small white lily from the batch, extending it to him. "Men back and forth have been cat-calling me all day. It's quite overwhelming." Her smile showed a sparkle of pure innocence. Bruno clutched his first, glancing at the magazine he held. It struck him, it was her, the flower shop's daughter.
"I believe I can show you why this is happening. Come with me and we can tend your wounds as well." The girl looked up in admiration. A shy smile as well as heated cheeks. She took his hand as a quiet acceptance. "Pardon my manners, I'm Bruno Bucciarati. It's my pleasure miss?"
"(L/n), (y/n) (l/n). I owe you my life, Signore."
AN: I might make a part 2... not sure
#bruno bucciarati x reader#bruno buccerati#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo bizarre adventure#jojos part 5#golden wind#x reader#mama bruno
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jjba thursday part 4: ep 25-27
I was going to go to a new club today but I got too nervous so I went home and now im having popcorn
and watching jojo's bizarre adventure
episode 25 - Heart Father
wow thats crazy that he's assuming the identity of the guy he just killed and assumed the identity of
check it out
this guy is. saiki k but if saiki k was a serial killer
this camera has some gr8 resolution for ghosts
stylish!!!!
hes a ghost. what do you mean if he doesn't... breathe... he'll die?
good job okuyasu
girl that is NOT your deadbeat husband
episode 26 - Janken Boy is Coming!
why is that child dressed like polnareff
rohan is big braining this
im coming around on rohan. he's kind of a bitch lol
wow this kid is surely something else huh
death note but stupid
actually no this exact sort of thing would happen in death note
the fucking invisible baby
yeah actually this is death note but stupid
whoa whoa whoa ok
and they lost the baby again
episode 27 - I'm an Alien
maybe its not so much stand users attract each other, as it is this one guy with an arrow who is stuck in a photograph keeps hitting people that live in the same town as him
new intro! hey what are they all pointing at
I feel so sorry for anyone in a heterosexual marriage. because what the fuck
the josuyasu bros! and theyre being so stupid! :D
so is this guy a literal alien. if so hell yeah
and are josuke and okuyasu talking to each other telepathically. wow that's so cute
this show is so. bizarre
hey I remember this trope. where josuke becomes fast friends with someone and cracks a plan where he makes money. didn't end well for the previous guy
"I'm a little nervous about this, but-- *gulp* you look good. make that great!" hey. why did josuke say this about a dice
rohan with yet another gay (complimentary) little outfit. cunt
see josuke isn't pulling this scheme with his nephew who's older than him because jotaro would see right thru it
unfortunately josuke doesn't have any tact (and neither does the alien) so rohan will probably catch on soon enough
I feel like I say this every week but I really enjoy this show. it is so silly never mind the serial killer look they found an alien and josuke is scheming! isn't that fun
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ON THE EDGE ~ Pt. 4
Characters: Gavin Reed x fem!Reader; Connor; Hank Anderson;
Warnings: cursing
Words: 2668
Gavin was far away from being 'happy'. But he listened interested in what yn had to say in the briefing. He was impressed how much she had found out within … one day. She had a bunch of files, several papers and she also had prepared a report for each one of them with the important details. If Gavin had a good day, he could do just the half of it. If any.
"So, our guy is Joseph 'The Joker'.", she stopped as she saw Gavin trying to suppress the laughter behind his hand, "Come on, Gavin. Laugh. Or otherwise you will explode.", she said amused.
"That is the stupidest name on earth.", Gavin said chuckling.
Yn watched her partner who was looking so much better when he was grinning, "Yes, that's why I suggest we should call the whole case 'JoJo'.", just as she had said it, Gavin laughed out loud, crying with tears.
Gavin’s amusement was contagious and yn joined him while she pinched the bridge of his nose.
Even Hank started to rumble with laughter, "Yeah, we should take this name. It won't get any better, I guess. Where can we find this guy?"
"Maybe in a circus with clowns?", Gavin suggested still grinning.
Yn chuckled but shook her head to get back on track, "Actually, he deals in Liberty park.
*
Twenty minutes later, all four were sitting in the 'Liberty Park Café' for 'observation'. For normal people, it wasn't that easy to detect a dealer. But for three cops and an android, it shouldn't be that hard. At least, they could disguise their work with some coffee and snacks. Mostly, coffee.
The group took a table near a window to have the park in sight. It was snowing again and therefore, too cold to be outside for too long. Because they had no picture of Joseph, they had to rely on their observation skills.
"Could this be our guy?", Connor asked and pointed at a guy with long hair and a beard. He stood underneath a tree with his hands buried in the pockets of his long coat.
Yn took a grape of the fruit salad and threw it into her mouth before she looked at the guy. It was the third guy Connor had found suspicious, "Well…", yn started, considering the possibility but then, a woman appeared and walked straight to the guy. She hugged and kissed him before they wandered off with linked arms.
Gavin looked annoyed at Connor with crossed arms, "Wow, tin can, you're the best Investigator ever."
“It’s not that I could detect drugs from this distance.”, Connor defended himself.
“Then, I don’t see why you’re even here.”
“Because yn asked me-”
“You asked him?”, Gavin asked exasperatedly and looked at her with a dark expression.
She raised her hands in surrender, “He’s Hank’s partner so, of course, he’s on board. I’m sure he will play a good role in this case.”, she said and once again, she noticed Gavin’s mood. He was on the edge of the next outburst.
Luckily, Hank was this time the one who spotted the next suitable candidate for their suspect and stopped Gavin to say whatever he wanted next, “I guess, this could be our guy.”
The other three of the group looked at a guy in his twenties. He wore some pair of jeans with holes, a t-shirt of an old grunge rock band and a black, well-worn, leather jacket. His long, blonde, greasy looking hair was tied to a ponytail. He leant casually against a street lamp as if he was waiting for someone and at the same time as if he would have all the time in the world.
“It could be JoJo.”, yn said with a slow nod. His appearance coincided with the few details she had found in the statements. The hair, height and surprisingly, the t-shirt were the same.
“It could be just another guy waiting for a hooker.”, Gavin grunted. In his eyes, nothing of this was worth his time.
“Hey, JoJo!”, a guy on a bicycle called out and waved as he passed the grunge guy.
All three pairs of eyes were landing on Gavin who rolled with his eyes, “Oh, please! That can’t be true.”, he said and wiped over his face with his hand.
"So, that's our guy, then.", Connor said with a pleased smile. He was a big fan of having a clear suspect.
The group observed JoJo for a while. Hank ordered new coffee and as their cups were refilled, several people had passed JoJo. Some were just greeting him. Some had talked with him, maybe buying drugs, “Couldn’t we just arrest him?”, Connor asked.
“We could but if yn’s theory is right, he could lead us to his boss.”, Hank explained.
"He has a type.", yn said suddenly.
"A type? A type of what?", Connor asked confused. Somehow, he had the feeling that whenever he was learning one new thing there were two other things coming his way, like these human comments.
Yn looked at Connor with a grin, "A type of woman. He ignores the blondes. But he looks after the brunette."
"No!", Gavin called out and looked serious at yn. His brows were knitted together and yn saw his eyes sparkling darkly. There he was again: her all too protective partner… or at least, he tried to be that.
Her smirk grew bigger, "It's a good idea, I think."
Gavin gritted his teeth, "And I say, no!"
"What is going on?", Connor asked Hank low while he watched the exchange between yn and Gavin.
"I'm not really sure…", Hank answered.
Before Hank could speak out his assumption, Gavin was faster to explain, "She wants to meet him.", he said coldly.
"What?", Connor asked surprised and looked at yn.
"It's the best chance we have. I'll go over to him, flirt a bit and bug him. Then, we will get him and his boss. We will have a chance to get the whole circus. It won't take me more than ten minutes.", yn said smirking, leant back in her seat with crossed arms and watched Gavin almost exploding in front of her eyes.
"And my answer is no!", he called out, which caused the other guests to look at the small group.
Yn looked challenging at Gavin, "Good that I haven't asked you for permission."
"Then, I will go with you.", Gavin demanded, thinking of himself as smart.
Yn’s eyes grew big. She looked at her partner with a confused expression, "Are you nuts? How shall I flirt with him when you're around?", she said and gestured to him and his appearance.
Gavin saw something in her eyes, in the way she was looking at him. Not sure if he was right, if she was giving him a compliment in some way or not. Was it possible that she could see him in a certain way?
"I can go with her.", Connor offered and broke Gavin’s train of thought and the connection he had with yn.
"You?", Gavin asked spitefully and sizesing up the android.
"Yes... I could act as her servant android. Even now, there are still androids out there who are serving humans. It would be no big deal.", Connor explained.
Yn was already hooked, "Best idea!I told you he will play a role in this case. So, we have a plan. Tomorrow, we will bug this fucker."
*
“Gavin, no!”, yn called out. Again and again, Gavin wished he had listened to her instead of being hard headed to stop the crazy guy on his own. Once again, Gavin suffered through the events of the last case in his dream. And once again, he heard the shots from the guy. Then, he shot the guy on his own just to find yn lying on the ground bleeding. Gavin ran over to her, turned her around and tried to wake her up but she was already unconscious. He knelt next to her, pressing his hand on her bleeding wounds to stop the blood until the ambulance was coming. He even drove to the hospital to stay by her side.
Two long hours, he was waiting til the doctor came to him, telling Gavin that she was alright and would be okay. Gavin even waited til he could visit her in the room a few hours later. Slowly, and with shaking knees, Gavin went to her room, opened the door and slipped carefully in.
Gavin’s blood was running cold because of the scene in front of him. Next to yn’s bed sat Connor, holding her hand in his with intertwined fingers. Yn was already awake, looking at the android with a love filled glance. Connor looked from yn at Gavin and back at yn, “Look who’s there. Gavin came to see you.”, Connor said softly.
“Gavin? Who’s Gavin?”, she said without even looking up…
It was three o’clock in the morning and Gavin started up from the dream, from the nightmare, with a racing heart. Once again, he was soaked with sweat. He raked his fingers through his wet hair and without a second thought, he stood up to go into his bathroom. He splashed cold water into his face several times. As he looked up into the mirror, he saw a pale guy with dark shadows under his eyes. Gavin grabbed a bottle of shampoo and threw it violently into the shower, “This god damn, fucking android!”, he yelled out. Within a few days, Connor had been able to get closer to yn. Gavin feared this android would be even able to win her over. Maybe Gavin should gather all his courage to speak with her as long as there was time or otherwise, the android could snatch her from under his nose. But how should he do that without risking their friendship?
*
Yn rummaged through her bag with clothes. She already wore some leather boots, a tight fitting and low cut, black jeans and searched for the blood red tank top. She had made her hair and she even had put makeup on with too much mascara and eyeliner for the most dramatic look. Yn found the tank top and donned it over her head. As she pulled it down, a movement in the mirror caught her attention, "Voyeurism, huh? That's a crime.", she said, smirking.
Gavin closed slowly up to her with his hands stuffed into his front pockets of his jacket, "I know. We worked on some of these cases. Listen-", he said softly, collecting all his courage and searching for the right words.
"I know what you want to say and yes, I will be careful. Connor is by my side. You and Hank on the other side of the street by the café. Nothing will happen. This is easy. You don't have to worry this much.", yn said reassuringly while she donned her leather jacket over the top. The outfit would be a bit too cold for the weather but she wanted to flirt with the suspect and so, she had to show off some skin. She even pulled down the top some more so that her décolleté got more visible.
Gavin’s eyes fell on that view which caused his mind to go blank for a moment. All in all, she was very distracting, dressed up like this and he had difficulties to focus back on what he actually wanted, "Uhm… I… It's just... There's something I have to tell-", he tried insecurely, not sure if this was a good idea at all. If Gavin would go this way there was no going back and he knew that.
The door of the locker room opened once again and Hank took the decision away from Gavin, "Yn, Fowler wants to see you.", the Lieutenant said and left again.
"Coming!”, yn called out as a response and stowed away her bag and stuff before she turned back to Gavin, “Get ready. We will leave soon.", she said with a soft pat on his chest and a smile on her lips.
Gavin looked after her. He huffed out, annoyed about himself as the door opened once again. Yn’s head appeared in the door, "Oh, and, by the way, this shirt you wear? It looks very good. The color suits your eyes.", she said, winked at him and left again. Gavin smiled softly and felt his cheeks getting warmer. He was sure that she had no idea what she was doing to him but he enjoyed these small moments. They were all he got.
*
Then, it was showtime. Hank and Gavin stood across the walkway at a bar table with two cups of coffee to go as a disguise to be able to watch the scene. JoJo was already there, leaning at the same street lamp like the day before. Now and then, he greeted someone. Then, Gavin watched yn coming down the way, still in some distance. She said something to Connor that let the android chuckle. Connor looked down at yn with a huge smile and as she looked up at him, her smile was matching the android’s one. Pain shot through Gavin as he got reminded of his dream from the night before. It was a horrible nightmare with an end that never happened like this but his mind was determined to let him suffer even more. As if it wouldn’t be enough to get reminded of yn being shot all the time. No, now the android had to be in his dreams, as well.
“It’s good that Connor kept his LED ring.”
“W-what?”, Gavin asked. Hank had pulled him out of his thoughts and this time, Gavin was thankful for the old man to be there, even if he would never admit that loudly.
Hank nodded into the direction of Connor and yn, they almost had reached JoJo, “I mean without the LED ring, Connor would look more like her handsome boyfriend than her servant.”, Hank said amused.
Gavin observed the two and wasn’t happy what he saw. Connor was dressed completely in black and with his height he looked like a bodyguard. The way they interacted told that they seemed to be very close to each other. Gavin was looking forward to the end of this bullshit, his nerves were already blank but the case just had started. It would last a bit longer til everything would fall back to normal again without Connor and Hank being around them all the time.
Then, yn passed JoJo and as she had expected, the dealer was looking after her. Much to her delight, he even whistled after her as she swayed her hips a bit more provokingly. Yn stopped and turned around. JoJo was confident, very confident, he smirked at her and wasn’t impressed by Connor as he stepped a bit forward. Yn gave him a sign to stay where he was before she walked over to JoJo with a flirty smirk on her lips.
The longer she was talking to the dealer, the more Gavin became nervous. It got on his nerves to see JoJo coming closer to yn step by step. She was laughing about whatever he said. She leant forward to be closer to him whenever she could. And Connor just stood there, observing the scene, looking out for her - as planned.
Hank noticed that Gavin was annoyed by the scene. Since yn had began to talk with JoJo, Gavin had started to torture his empty cardboard cup. He was drumming on the lid and scratching on the material the longer the whole scene lasted.
As JoJo touched yn on her hip while he leant forward to whisper something into her ear, Gavin squashed the cardboard cup completely with his knuckles turning white.
"You know, Reed, that's the reason why you couldn't do Connor's job.", Hank said and pointed at Gavin's hand.
"Shut the fuck up.", Gavin muttered angrily and just relaxed as yn and Connor left the scene finally.
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