#wtf are those kissing

[renasy]

BALDUR'S GATE 3 [ PATCH 6]

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #ascended astarion #dark urge #redeemed dark urge #durge #wtf are those kissing #like i wanna take back papa bhaal and tell him sorry #legit lol #HE FECKIN BITE ME AND THEN SLAPPED ME #in my name #i will rule #coz i ain"t leaving a papa tyrant to go after a hubby tyrant lol #what kind of daddy issue is this lmao #my gifs

[ink-through-her-veins]

Merlin telling Arthur he’s so repressed that they’ve both nearly died for each other countless times but can’t even hug him, and Arthur being like WTAF, we’ve hugged, Merlin. You smelled like a bog, and I remember it clearly because it was the greatest moment of my life. I even pressed my nose into your muddy neck IN FRONT OF GWAINE.

Arthur’s upset that their hug was so meaningless to Merlin that he forgot it, and Merlin swears he will get revenge upon Morgana for stealing it from him.

Still no one talks about the magic because it’s BBC Merlin.

#merlin #bbc merlin #merthur #arthur pendragon #merlin bbc #merlin emrys #merlin x arthur #merthur fanfic #those gifs going around get me every time #did Bradley have to turn his entire face into Colin’s neck? #I mean it’s genius and perfect and amazing #but how am I supposed to believe Arthur didn’t want to kiss his neck right then #it’s impossible #he’s covered in mud and Arthur wants to kiss the mud away #it’s all I can see in that scene #aaaauggghhh wtf! #ITHVmerthurprompt

[xx-sketchy-xx]

Lol, why is this so fun???

#welcome home art #welcome home wally #welcome home home #eddie x frank #frank frankly #frank supremacy #frank frankly welcome home #eddie dear #digital arwork #HAIR SWAP #wtf is this so fun #It’s like having a high #Especially when it comes to the two sillies #Gae #Now kiss #also I’m working on an official sheet for my welcome home oc #Including the old design and new design #Sketchy changed dramatically throughout the airing of those show due to better income for the puppet quality #And where finally able to bring her originally desired design to life right before the show was canceled #She was meant for special episodes that got more fantasy like then usual episodes #Like learnings about monsters #real fun haha #Rambling alot

[prudentfolly]

Oh, Captain.

Prudence spends nearly a year on the first while she waits for Odette to show up. A lot can happen in a year.

This is a very casual relationship, used for stress relief and companionship. Prudence is very attracted to competence and the fact that Lyna can be a little stern and all business, come on. She does everything in her power to be a nuisance.

#pigeon screens #prudence dubois #middie #midlander #ffxiv screenshots #lyna ffxiv #screams into my hands #anyway #wtf is lighting !!!!! we just!! don't!!! know!!!!!!!!!!! #but I am obsessed with lyna/pru now everytime she shows up Pru is there heart eyeing #nothing she loves more than to get under the skin of a powerful lady #and then later kiss that lady #there is just something so romantic about cut off faces.... #shadowbringers #shadowbringers spoilers #AHH SORRY FORGOT THOSE

[the-anime-man]

Hey just a trigger warning for the latest episode of game changer that there's existential horror, analog horror, unreality and multiple auditory and visual glitches for those it affects, especially towards the latter half of the episode

#game changer #i got into the show last week and i was like i really dont wanna spend 6 dollars to continue watching this shit #and then i spent 6 dollars to continue watching this shit #and now im gonna be thinking about deja vu for the rest of all time #really though big warning on those in particular #also hi game changer fans watch the quarentine episode if you havent already cuz those are very fucking good #so far ive only seen jeopardy and tell us about yourself and the twists for those?? 👌 chefs kiss perfect #wtf do they got cookin up at dropout dot tv i really gotta know #i'm philosophical #(thats my text post tag dont worry about it)

[alagaesia-headcanons]

I love that Nasuada's major flaw is the same as one of Galbatorix's greatest flaws, and that it gets worse and more ingrained throughout the series. And it's so compelling because it's incredibly in character for her and there's every reason for the circumstances to perpetuate and exacerbate it, but that doesn't make her flaw any less egregious. The scene where Galbatorix compares the two of them is so fascinating because his intention is very manipulative and malicious, yet the statement itself isn't entirely untrue.

Because Nasuada treats people like tools. She considers a person's utility more important than anything else, including their personhood.

And it's such an engrossing flaw because of course Nasuada treats people like tools! She is proud and powerful and stubborn and noble and utterly committed to achieving what she has set out to do, by whatever means necessary. She will use whatever she has at her disposal to reach her goal, and that includes using the people around her. Of course, this doesn't make Nasuada inherently immoral; she cares deeply about justice and protecting her people. But her views on the individuals around her are impersonal and self serving.

And the goal she's trying to achieve is to win the war. Nasuada would never be pushed out of her ways by the circumstances because they work, the way she treats people accomplishes exactly what she intends. By its nature, the bloody act of war rewards using people like tools. It demands that, even; to a certain extent, it's an ugly necessity in war, but the thing is that Nasuada doesn't see it that way. She never struggles with or grieves over the need to consider people's individuality as secondary to their function. It comes naturally to her, and it lasts through the end of the books, when the war is already over.

Because I think the most flagrant example of this is at the very end, when Birgit intercepts Roran as he's leaving, presumably intending to kill him, and Nasuada says, "He has proved himself a fine and valuable warrior on more than one occasion, and I would be most displeased to lose him." It's such a wonderful, pointed line that perfectly sums up this aspect of her character. Because what a disgusting thing to say. Especially for the queen of all Alagaesia, perfectly positioned and empowered to stop this confrontation and declare it unjust if she cared to. But her words make no attempt at all to defend Roran as a person, only his value to her.

The way she uses others I find most evident in her treatment of Roran, Murtagh, and Elva. The way she tells Eragon that she thinks of giving Katrina a dowry as a "purchase" of Roran's goodwill and loyalty. In Uru'baen, only at great length, she makes the conscious choice to ignore Murtagh's past and only judge who he is in the present, but disregards any care for what that might say about him as a person, solely focused on if he could be useful as an ally. And when Eragon offers to revert Elva's curse, the one that condemned an infant to feel every piece of pain and suffering surrounding her, Nasuada is so fixated on Elva's utility and value to Nasuada's goals that she goes so far as to ask Eragon to fake his effort to cure her. She sees people as tools to such an extent that she can't recognize that relieving an innocent baby of unimaginable, cursed agony should come before her own priorities.

#guys i LOVE her #its SUCH a good character flaw im obsessed with it #eragon #inheritance cycle #nasuada #roran #elva #murtagh #pretending nasuada is entirely good natured is so boring i swear #she is passionate and heartfelt #but she is also Fucked Up sometimes #seriously tho those moments i mentioned always hit me like 'wow babe wtf is wrong with you???' #her nuance *chefs kiss* #she has the range #(also tbh. big reason why i think she and murtagh wouldnt work out together. this would cause A Lot of pain. too much.)

[appleelevengreen]

gran turismo is full of men crying and people driving cars really fast. all in all excellent film 10/10.

#also #wtf is going on between jann and jack #why are those two looking at each other like that #did they write the audrey/jann pairing in at the last minute to trick straight ppl into watching it #bc jack and jann looked like they were gonna kiss every 2 minutes #also david harbour was really hot in this #gran turismo #jann x jack #jack x jann #janack

[breed-station]

A Trip to the Deeps! 🐙🦭🐉

special thanks to @jookpubstock ! their mermaid refs are amazing!! go check them out!!!

#they dont have a jellyfish emoji smh #i have been so deep in my block that i was having fun... COLOURING #I SUCK ASS IN COLOURING AND LOOK #i actually like it! wtf?? #francis dewgong mermaid #jellicent xera #dragonair zhaya #if youre wondering where guzma at #he is down there :) #my art #mermay #mermaids #pokemon mermaids #thank you so much to those that keep reblog my art aaaaa.... kiss on da forehead mua #savor my influx of posts bc when mermay is done imma vanish again.. maybe

[akanague]

In honor of today's chapter I’ll leave here this meme I wanted to make when I first read it

#les mis #les mis letters #les miserables #javert #lm 1.5.13 #what do you mean this wasn't the chapter? #Ok but in all seriousness this chapter is great #so much happened #fantine my girl just being the best #valjean and javert fight is cheff kiss #i love those two #the other dudes at the police station just witnessing everything like OOOOH WTF

[nerime]

my coworkers are being turbo transphobic and literally refuse to listen to answers to questions they fucking ask argh!!! I can just tell you!!! I can just answer you!!!!! I have answers!!! to the ridiculous questions you ask in a mocking way!!!! if you listen for one second I can just fucking explain!!!! 😡😭😡😭

#they ask why would trans men NEED tampons for men since they are WOMEN why cant they juat use WOMEN ones those stupid silly women ugh #they keep coming back to the topic #and im like hey they are not women ^_^ and try to explain the concept #in easy kindergarten terms like hey you know how you wouldnt want to buy pink girly items because you are a (cis) guy! well #and them im cut off with more transphobic shit before i can say anything else #my coworker literally said her son told her and her husband they were playing spin the bottle on a school trip #and she asked so did you kiss any girls? and he said #sure when it landed on a girl then i kissed a girl (implying he also kissed guys) #and she said her husband was so shocked because hes conservative #while she said she just ordered the son not to say anything else #and she tells us 'i think he was just testing us or something' #wtf. i said well okay maybe he was testing your reactions and now hes not gonna tell you shit anymore #and she went like hm 🤔 #also the irony of saying her HUSBAND is conservative while she fucking. misgenders trans men all day and jokes about gay men constantly #in a nasty way #all of them do #im so tired #she complained kids nowadays are so caaual about gay people #and i said okay well i love it personally they should keep it up #and NO ONE at the table supported/agreed with me #sorry i am on a work trip and suffering #transphobia tw #neri stfu

[sasukesleepy]

actually i am still thinking of those tags... sick of people calling sasuke a misogynist for not being nice to people sexually harassing him

#people keep claiming to own him and 'own his first kiss' and all sorts of the same stuff #that terrified me when i was 12/13 like he was at the start #like the main difference between him and me in those moments is that he's strong enough to fight back and i've always been pretty weak #but like that doesn't fix it. i get that between everything else the harassment is not one of his bigger problems #given the whole. genocide #but like i am sick of people irl treating him like he is a bad guy for what others are doing to him #including grown adults wtf!!!

[crybaby-bkg]

Bakugou loves it when you wear colored lipstick. He likes when you wear makeup in general, if it means he can sit there and watch you during the whole process. But his favorite is when you put anything colorful on your lips—stick, gloss, liner. Anything that makes it an unnatural color, something that makes your pretty mouth pop and vibrant.

In those instances, he’s practically insatiable when it comes to kissing you. He’ll watch you apply some bright purple on your lips in the mirror before some big event, and immediately is ducking his head down to sneak a kiss. He doesn’t like taking pictures much, but he’s gladly taking mirror selfies with the neck of his shirt pulled down to show the possessive lipstick stains you’ve left on him. He ignores your whining and protests when he practically manhandles you to kiss off your lipstick because, goddamnit Katsuki, you ombré’d this lip and it took really long and it looks too good for him to keep kissing it off!

You thought that maybe he would hate the lipstick transfer, but if anything, he begs for it. Wants a kiss on the lips when you’re wearing red, a kiss on the neck when you’re wearing pink, a kiss on the collarbone if it’s black, and maybe even a kiss a little lower if you don’t mind messing up your makeup.

He’s polite enough to wait until you’re about to wash it all off to ask if you could reapply the color on your lips. You didn’t understand why at first, not until he’s kissing at you feverishly and pulling away scraps of clothing until you’re both laying there naked, him covered in colored lipstick stains and you in love bruises.

And does he have the most orgasmic nut of his life when you pull back to kiss at his leaking tip and he catches sight of your stained gloss around his base and on his pubes? Definitely. And does he ask you to do it again the next time you put on makeup? Definitely, again.

#this is an apology for the last thing I wrote LOL #I cant hurt you guys anymore sorry #but I was thinking about this the other day when I did my makeup #I don’t wear lipstick and colored gloss as much as I used to bc of the pandemic #and like always wearing masks n stuff #but I wasn’t going anywhere so I was like #fuck it let’s have a BRIGHT and dark lip for once #and immediately I was like #okay he would break his neck to kiss it off bc he’s an ass like that #omg and also the image of him only having a few pics on his social #media #wtf I didn’t mean to press enter on those last tags ajdhdjdj #ANYWAY #him posting that pic of your kisses on his neck and using that as his pfp for so long #UGHHHHG his pr team would be so mad bc it’s SO unprofessional but he needs mfs to know he is TAKEN and in LUV #YOU HEAR ME?! #okay bye lmfao #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #bakugou treats! 🍬

[non-descript0101]

No one

Absolutely no one

Me and my broken brain: What if I made a Nevermore Trimberly Au?

#maybe they do have a similar dymanic as Lenore and Annabel #they were lovers but the thing os #they don't remember and of course they butt heads #trini has so much potential #she already manifested but she also just does not care about coming back #what is the point if she is just gonna suffer again? she'd rather face an eternal void #meanwhile kim is desperate this is her chance to get it right #to not fuck up for once and be who she could should be #of course at first they only remember the worst things and they are just so sooooo bamboozled when they starg seeing glimpses of each other #trini remembers things first like going to school and being ignored by kim #and kim one day just gets a fucking flash of kissing trini ans she is like wtf???? so she tries to approach trini but get a cold shoulder #kim wass trying so hard to remember how she passed away but now she is intrigued #because trini is someone from her before and from those brief glimpses #someone who loved her but now she is just so defensive and a little distant #anyways trimberly unburied itself from my chest #trimberly #nevermore webtoon #ref

[coquelicoq]

me: how about...natori contracting some kind of youkai illness & matoba finding out about it & showing up to his set & natori dragging him off to his trailer bc it would be bad for his sparkly reputation to make the angry faces he feels coming on in front of his coworkers & matoba offering to help but in that smarmy condescending way that raises natori's hackles so he refuses but unfortunately he doesn't know how to cure it so matoba just keeps showing up every day & natori keeps carting him off to the trailer every time & being suuuuper cagey when people ask him who his visitor is & what if his coworkers get the wrong idea & matoba is fully aware of this & what if one day in the trailer natori reluctantly agrees to let matoba help him & matoba's like okay fine off with your shirt i gotta paint this spell circle on your bare chest & what if he's in the middle of doing that when they hear somebody opening the door to the trailer & obviously they don't want anyone to know what they're actually doing in there bc youkai-exorcist confidentiality so matoba's like no worries i got this & he KISSES NATORI omg classic kiss-as-misdirection trope & the person at the door is like whoops my b carry on gentlemen & after they've left natori is like wtf matoba????? & matoba's like well it's what they all thought we were doing anyway & your mouth was right there & it allowed me to cover the writing on your chest with my body & also you kiss people for a living so i figured it wouldn't be too complex for you & your part-time exorcist training to handle & natori recovers admirably quickly & is like WELL for your information that was a TERRIBLE kiss & no one is gonna buy that i professional makeout artist natori shuuichi would be swapping saliva with somebody on the reg without any of my considerable skill rubbing off on them & matoba's like so what do you propose we do about it & natori's like obviously i have to teach you how to kiss in case they come back -

the bedtime story fairy who thought this was gonna be an easy assignment: please just go to sleep im begging u have mercy ur brain cells are dying

#my other bedtime imagine also features misunderstandings in natori's trailer/dressing room but this time it's established relationship #natori and his costar are in his trailer practicing a kiss & matoba comes in & thinks natori is CHEATING 😲 #& packs up & goes back to the matoba estate & natori's calling him daily like i LITRALLY dk what i did wrong...miss u baby... #but also tell me what i did wrong u asshole!! you just left & didn't even tell me if/when you're coming back! wtf!!! #and eventually matoba comes home & they talk & natori's like mkay well first of all kissing that lady is my literal job that pays me #but i understand that it upset you bc we were alone in my trailer & looked startled to be interrupted. hey i know #why don't you come with me to set & you can see just how incredibly unsexy these practice sessions are? #so matoba accompanies him & it's literally just natori & his costar like calculating exact face tilt angles & figuring out #their precise height differential during the scene in question based on the shoes she'll be wearing & testing out ideal #degree of mouth openness & choreographing switching sides of the face to correspond to the movement of the camera #(bc obviously it's one of those epic 360-degree shots with the swelling orchestral score and w/e 🙄) #& figuring out where they should put their hands & whether it makes sense for them to be smiling at this point in their arc &c &c #& matoba starts like observing them from multiple angles & critiquing their technique & giving pointers to the costar #& grabbing natori's chin & bodily arranging his limbs like a mannequin & showing the costar the best ratio of lip give to firmness #by demonstrating with his own lips on natori's lips. & so on & so forth. meanwhile #the sleep i am forgoing in favor of having these thoughts is something i will NEVER get back. #natsume's book of friends #horrible exorcists #f #my posts #i am such a clown to watch one of the sweetest and most poignant shows i have ever seen and for what? #to get fixated on imagining ways to get these chuckleheads to smush their mouths together? unbelievable. #like these scenarios barely (if at all) have anything to do with what makes them so fascinating as characters. i just want them to Kiss #idk though i do feel like their first kiss has to be some sort of dare or 'accident' or w/e like these weirdos can't just KISS each other! #who does that! have you heard of a little thing called pride and invulnerability and plausible deniability!!!! #but i also completely imprinted on this one established relationship fic i read last year so sometimes i just skip ahead #to the kinds of misunderstandings and shenanigans and conflicting priorities they could get up to as a couple #i guess i just want the fact that natori is famous for kissing people to be Matoba Seiji's Problem in some way or another #is that so much to ask #(i also CLEARLY imprinted on a fic in which natori teaches matoba to kiss at a bar?? i should reread that one)

[charliespringverse]

... it's just hit me that lister describes the bathroom kiss as assault and even when jimmy reassures him that he doesn't see it that way and doesn't have a problem with it, lister refuses to accept that it was anything other than objectively assault

while two days earlier jimmy insisted that a 32-yr-old having sex with lister at age 16 was wrong, despite lister not seeing it that way and not having a problem with it

does that mean that lister took that conversation on board but only as far as "the person on the receiving end of an advance can't accurately assess whether or not it was wrong" and is now equating himself to the woman that took advantage of him . because i will weep

#i am conflicted about the bathroom kiss to an extent #because on the one hand . do not kiss someone without asking dude wtf #but also . the difference in jimmy's response to it compared to the magnet situation which is? relatively similar #w magnet he was 'this is fine'ing his whole way through it and forcing himself to be ok with it and would've likely kept going if— #— lister hadn't interrupted it #whereas in the bathroom he is in an objectively worse mental state & more consistently dissociative despite being sober . yet he actively— #— considers it and almost goes along with it before deciding for Both his and lister's sakes not to #and i think his clarity & consideration there as well as the fact he felt Safe to pull away is meaningful to an extent #because it's one of the only situations this week where he's actually felt & acted on a sense of control over what happens to him #+ lister's immediate reaction being to back off and recognise his being at fault and never once holding it against jimmy #like again . should not have happened do not kiss ppl without asking #but i do find myself viewing it in a very different light to the v comparable magnet situation #anygay i am rambling in tags again when i should be asleep but still #i worry that lister is now viewing himself in the same light as jimmy views the ppl that took advantage of lister #but i Also worry that he is viewing himself as Worse than those ppl bc he can't/won't accept that he was taken advantage of #i do also now kind of want to write a Lister In Therapy oneshot partly just for the catharsis of imagining that boy getting some gd therapy #iwbftreread

[igotsnothing]

Beginning/Previous/Next

#the sims 4 #sims 4 story #amaranthine #sims 4 vampires #terence weaver #rhys hausmann #those two are tooootally flirting #NOW KISS #i like these two together #how do i come up with names like #bermuda bob? #wtf #but to be fair that tv show totally has a bermuda bob vibe #whatever it is