#wtf😑😶

[thatdeadaquarius]

This is riding off the language stuff in sagau but I just cant get it out of my head a reader who uses tumblr slang every once in a while. like they meet the Traveller and they're like "Omg I'm so cheesed to meet you!!" And the Traveller is just like "???" meanwhile Paimon integrates that into her vocabulary. And then maybe at some point, if the reader has a vision they're like "MAIMING AND BITING YOU" "THAT'S IT! I'M SENDING YOU TO EEBY DEEBY!" while their poor teammates are so confused. Just imagine going over to ppl like Razor, Klee, Chongyun and going "Awwww my lil scrunglos"

Just a very chaotic reader in general lmao

HEY WASSUP ANON

MY BRO THIS IS SO OLD BY NOW IM SO SORRY LMAO- SO ANYWAY HELLO!!! A DESSERT FOR UR PATIENCE 🍨🍧🛐

FOR WAITING SO LONG HERE IS SUM ASS WRITINF MY FRIEND HOPE U GET SMTH OUTTA IT

Bro imma be honest i missed out on some slang on tumblr bc i was off of it for awhile before i refreshed this old blog 

So my reaction to these slang words (except for scrunglies/scrunglos ik that one) is just as confused but also its rlly funny that im in the same situation as them LMAO 😭

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I would think honestly, even if ur doin it on purpose, 

I feel like some slang or refs r too ingrained into my soul to not make

So i would just accidentally use slang/memes, esp around funny ppl like Kaeya or Beidou, and then just give up eventually 💀

♤

So i stg everytime Xiao shows up in a event or smth it surprises me everytime lol

With his teleporting ability i would guess that if ur just chillin around Liyue anytime, Xiao just… shows up lol

Tea with Zhongli? Oh jesus Xiao’s here now.

Watching Xinyan and Yunjin play? Hes on the roof.

Picking ingredients with Xiangling to help her cook yall some amazing food?

Hes in the tree u were just picking Sunsettias in-

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So ur in Mondstadt, and ur like,

“oh well no Xiao here, huh kinda feels weird now”

eventually ur dumbass trips over nothing and goes tumbling down a hill, u know, as u do

Ur at the bottom like, 💀 

And its kinda hot and ur tired, and r selfaware of ur own goofiness so u just-

“I can see the end of the horizon, is this an internal dialouge-”

Xiao comes around the hill ur splayed at the bottom of.

UR STARTLED BC WTF MONDSTADT?? XIAO??? SO U JUST

“HATSUNE MIKU-”

CRYING-

AND XIAOS LIKE-

“??? No. It’s me. Xiao. The Yaksha Adeptus, my liege?”

HAHFLAHHAHA

AND HE KEEPS ASKING U WHO HATSUNE MIKU IS THE WHOLE WAY BACK TO THE CITY AS HE ESCORTS U LFMAO

♧

U see those scary ruin machines the ones with the fucking legs in Sumeru,

Cyno is ur bodyguard for the day, 

And at first he doesn’t see it, like its behind him, but it just like came around a corner, so it hasnt locked in on yall yet

(i headcanon that even if u r the Creator, these are machines, and dont have the sentience to even be self-aware let alone process wtf u are, ig if Khaeynriah made hella AI that is aware maybe it could fathom u)

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And u try to warn him but not scare him, so

“CYNO.

CYNO, THE HORSE IS HERE-”

Cue Cyno like

“A horse??? In the desert, Greatest Lord what the fu-”

Almost gets stomped on 😭 rip.

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U see Scara for the first time and u befriend him

Ur the only god besides Nahida he’s ok with aw

and one day he’s bodyguarding u around Sumeru 

He gets a little too into it and goes ham on several ruin machines

Like full on elmo burning anarchy meme, he's literally cackling floating above the pile of flaming metal-

And ur just clapping like: “that’s my skrunkly :) <3"

He literally interrupts his own cackle, its the most expressive youve ever seen him 

😶 😑 😶 ?????¿¿¿??¡¡?!!

HE WILL NOT STOP HARASSING U ABOUT WHAT IT MEANT LMAO

U usually define the words/memes as best u can but u specifically just call him that and never explain LOL

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🎵 HI. ITS ME. IM THE PROBLEM ITS ME. 🎵

SO SORRY ANON MY BEAUTY- I HOPE U CAN FORGIVE ME FOR TAKING SO LONG 🙏

I dont even mean just replying with a real thing^

I probably couldve posted ur ask w/o even adding onto it tbh

I dont think its anywhere near as chaotic as what u described but ya boy isnt the good at writing 😔

so i just focused on the memes 🤲

Have a good week anon :O !!

♡

Cheers,

🌒🌧🌊 💀Aquarius ♒️🌌🌘

♡the beloveds♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

#bless u anon #srsly this couldve been a standalone ask and i coulda just been like hey guys ^^^ #check it #but i wanted to try to repay u for the idea #and the wait for the reply lol #🙏 luv ya anon #genshin impact #genshin sagau #my asks #sagau #genshin imagines #genshin sagau ideas #gender neutral reader #genshin isekai #genshin god reader #genshin cyno #genshin xiao #genshin scaramouche #genshin wanderer #ask box open #genshin skrunkly #i mean what

[ivysenpai3]

Decided to do a Tokyo Revengers gc😂, hope you like it.

Desc: Smiley accidentally spills readers crush so now she's pissed.

Chaotic GC

Mikey: Hey everyone

Ran: Hey Mickey✨😌

Mikey: It's Mikey, not Mickey😐

Ran: I know, just wanna get on your nerves 😌

Draken: You just had to, didn't you, Haitani? 🙄

Ran: Leave me alone 😤

Smiley: Has anyone talked to Y/N-chan since my slip up? 😅

Mikey: You fucked up big time.

Emma: Fr, fucking dumbass 💀

Y/N: Guys!!! 😭

Smiley: Y/N-chan!!! 😭😭

Y/N: Don't you dare, I will end you😐

Mikey: Dayum😂

Draken: She mad, good job bro👍

Y/N: You have no idea what you made me go through 😐😐

Emma: Utter humiliation?

Ran: Total disgrace?

Y/N: Precisely, gold star for you both😗✨

Ran: I'll cherish it forever 😭

Y/N: I even lost my phone 😭

Rindou: How is that his fault? 😐

Y/N: Story time Mfs😗😌

Chifuyu: Oh oh, start with once upon a time.

Y/N: It's quite long so.... Yh.... Once upon time, there lived a blabber mouth, called Nahoya, who couldn't keep his mouth shut and blabbed an unnecessary information about girl named Y/N.

Mikey: We know this part🙄

Y/N: Hush😪. Anyway, to sum it up, I went for a walk, yada yada yada, I met Inupi and Koko having such an adorable date 😭😭✨✨✨

Mikey: Ewww😐

Y/N: Inupi terrified me, but Koko was really nice and took me shopping.

Koko: Ya welcome 😌😌

Y/N: So in the process, my phone went missing. That is the end of my story😪😪😪

Draken: So wtf are u chatting with😐?

Y/N: Turns out it was with Koko, my mum called it, he answered and he dropped it over at my house.

Ran: Hold up, he knows your house now? 😐

Koko: Indeed I do😌✨

Chifuyu: So how much you want, Koko? 👀

Mikey: Aren't you broke? 👀

Chifuyu: No😐

Mikey:But when I asked you to buy me dorayaki, you said you were broke😭😭😭😭

Chifuyu: That was then😐 besides, Y/N is a girl🙂

Smiley: Wanna get a makeover, Mikey? 👀

Mikey: Yes I do, that's gender inequality right there 😭😭😭

Taiju: Do you idiots realize how late it is🙄?

Y/N: Oh shit.....

*Y/N has left the group*

Mikey: She left? 😭😭😭

Rindou: Your fault, Smiley😒

Smiley: I apologized 😭

Emma: No you didn't 😶

Shinichiro: You're all noisy, for fucks sake go to bed😑

Taiju: Yo Shin

Shinichiro: Yo Taiju

Waka: Yo

Mikey: Why are the old people coming now😶?

Waka: Tf😑😑

Emma: Shin-nii, I'm hungry 😭😭

Mikey: I'm hungry too

Izana: Same here😪😪

Shinichiro: The fuck😶? Y'all just ate😶😶

Mikey: We did not 'just' eat....

Izana: Yeah, that was like 30 minutes ago 😐😐

Ran: I'm so glad I don't have any younger siblings 😌😌👍👍😗😗

Rindou: Excuse me😐😐😐

*Rindou is Offline*

Ran: Holy shit, what have I done😐😐😐?

Koko: So there's only 1 Haitani left, right? 😂😂

Draken: Looks that way, Rindou's probably gonna drop Ran on the streets.

Ran: Shut up.

Izana: I'm still hungry😶😶

Waka: Young Kurokawa, we say 'hangry' not 'hungry'👍👍😌😌

Taiju: Fucking dumbass

Waka: Aye, aye, don't insult your elders.

Mikey: Big deal, you turned 22, we won't have peace of mind anymore 😐😐😐

Ran: So.... Um....

Chifuyu: How did it go? 😂

Ran: Whose house can I stay in at under short notice for two day😅😭

Shinichiro: It's a full house

Emma: Tell me about it

Waka: Takeomi and Benkai are already at my place 😪

Draken: Not enough room

Chifuyu: Baji-san and Kazutora are crashing at mine😗

Izana: You already heard it from Shin and Emma so I don't owe you an explanation ✨

Taiju: I would let you stay

Mikey: Plot twist coming 😪

Taiju: But I just wanna see you suffer and sleep on the streets😌

Mikey: Called it✨

Ran: Anyone, please 😭😭😭😭😭😭, I'm too handsome to sleep on the streets 😭😭😭

Mikey: Coughs in Spanish 💀

Ran: Got something to say midget😪

Mikey: No no, anyways, good night Haitani, have fine sleeping with the rats👍✨😌

Ran:

Hope you liked it😗😗🙂🙂, I originally got this gc idea from @mulletmitsuya so go check out their work.

#tokyo rev x y/n #tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers gc #ran haitani #haitani brothers #tokyo revengers crack

[munsonology]

WELP MY COOTER WAS RIGHT YALL!! MUVA IS ALWAYS RIGHT AND IM TIRED OF PEOPLE MAKING STUPID ASS DECISIONS!!! CLOWNERY !

BECAUSE GUESS WHAT THAT CLOWN CAME BACK TO BITE

disclaimer: this is about people I know irl 🙃😶🫥😑

literally playing with fire then being like ‘I can’t believe’ like wtf you can’t believe!

#sav’s internal monologue

[professionallyhomosexual]

#ok go #polls #I need to know #emojis #I guess

[hughungrybear]

Me watching Dangerous Romance Ep.7:

1. I'm excited! Who's excited? We'll finally know the aftermath of the kiss. I mean, after Kanghan explicitly told Sailom that all he feels for him is guilt, how would he explain the kiss??? 😤😤😤

2. Waaaaait, hold up. Is grandma sick??? Also, Sailom is back in Kang's house eating dinner with the family but the two still seems a whole lot of awkward with each other. 😶

3. Oh, so Kang and Sailom didn't get to talk? Dammit, Guy and Auto. Also, that's no fair, Kang - telling Sailom you don't want to see him with anybody else but still have not retracted the part that all you feel is guilt and pity for him.

4. I almost forgot that they have connected bedrooms via a shared bathroom. Oooh, the possibilities lol 😅😅😅

5. Kang: "Give it to me straight". Me: "He can't. He is gay/bi." 😂😂😂 Yeah, I'll see myself out 😅😅😅

6. I laughed when Kang asked if Sailom wants to be his boyfriend. I mean, really? Really? Just the previous episode you were ready to punch Sailom for breaking Pimfah's heart and has also broke his heart in the process. No apologies? No backsies?? WTF. 😭😤

7. It's awfully quiet back there that if I'm the car driver, I would be suspicious 😂😂😂 Also, look at Kang's smile when Sailom opened the (bathroom) door for him.

8. Okay, Kang being completely honest about his feeling for Sailom is 😭😭😭😭 but his way of flirting is 😅😅😅😅😅 .

Guys, I died laughing. I already ascended to heaven (or descended to hell, am not really fussy about these things lol)

9. On the bright side, having Kang as a boyfriend means Sailom (and his friends) will never be hangry as he kept buying food/feeding Sailom tasty treats lol

10. Oooh, so Kang decided to start gaining Sailom's friends' trust by bringing them food? What are Guy and Auto, alley cats??? Lol.

11. Oh no! Grandma, be well 😭😭😭 Why were you lifting heavy objects? You are rich! Call someone to do it for you next time 😭😭😭

(Sidenote: My Grandma did something similar. She went ahead and used a ladder to change a lightbulb in her house but the ladder collapse under her weight and she hit her hip. After that, her hip deteriorated as she did not go to a doctor because she didn't want to 'waste' money. She was never able to regain her ability to walk and had to use a wheelchair until she died.)

12. Lightning striking just as Saifah swearing that he will never manipulate Kang's grandma to buy him things is peak comedy 😂😂😂 Also, yeah I don't trust Saifah. No offence but he hasn't done anything (in this series) that paints him as trustworthy lol

13. I forgot that Sailom's fave dish is grilled fish and veggies. But how did Kang know? Lol. See, told you Kang is treating Sailom's friends like pets 😂😂😂 Ngl though, I would have eaten the snacks and still not trust Kang to pull a prank or two lol

14. Wait, did Pimfah really asked Kang or is that an excuse? Also did they tell Pimfah about what is happening them or did they just let her figure things out? 😑

15. I would ignore the fact that Kang raided Sailom's drawers (without asking, mind) to get that shirt, but focus on his relentless cheesy flirting in a public transportation lol

16. Another sidenote: I cannot believe, not even for a second, that Kang's noodle is NOT spicy. For better or for worse, authentic Thai food is almost always spicy even without the chilis. Lol. Also, not related to the plot or story, if it's available in your local Asian grocery and don't mind spicy food, try the MAMA and MAMA OK instant noodles (esp. the salted egg flavour).

17. Tbf, I don't think it is just the spicy noodles. I doubt Kang has any experience shopping in a crowded public market. I mean, as a kid, my mum also used to drag me to our country's Chinatown market (because that's where all the cheap goods are) to shop and hated every minute of it because of the crowd, the heat, and the smell of wet goods exposed under the hot sun.

18. Auto: "We are not down to earth. We are just dirt poor". Harsh, but extremely accurate lol

Also Auto: We don't mind that (Kang spending money on them). Throw it all you want. We're all for it. Throw it this way. Screw dignity! Keep throwing! Don't hold back! 😂😂😂😂

19. Kang's road to romance is a bit rocky. It's a given that Auto and (more specifically) Guy will have a difficult time trusting Kang after the bullying incident in the first episodes. However, Kang's friends are also bonafide a**holes, even without Kang's prompting. 😅

20. Where is my Guy and Nava ship??? I swear if GMMTV does this like they did TiwPor in MSP (as if an afterthought), I WILL RIOT. 😤😤😤

21. Wait a freaking minute. These are high school students. I'm not saying I was a saint at that age, but I drunk beer in the privacy of my friend's backyard lol. Pretty sure underage drinking in a public place like a bar is illegal even in Asia.

22. It turns out, Auto is the worst kind of drunk lol. Also, I believe Chimon when he said Sailom cannot dance. You'll understand if you have seen an episode of the School Rangers 😂😂😂😂

23. Uhm, Miss, stop grinding. He is gay. Lol.

24. I mean, alcohol is not the best relationship starter, but if it will set my GuyNava ship to sail, I will take it (as long as everything is consentual, ofc) 😅😅😅

25. See, it is illegal. But Auto, learn to run faster, gawd dammit. Also, what would happen to Kang? Will his father scold him? I highly doubt it since they have been painting the man as "doting" to the point that Kang cannot disappoint him because he does not expect anything great or good from Kang. However, this might ruin his political dreams, so we'll see.

26. The dad finally getting angry with Kang only because it can potentially ruin his election run is all kinds of messed up. 😑

27. At this point, Sailom has displaced Kang as the favourite grandson lol

28. Ugh, Saifah. What are you planning??? Don't ruin this for Sailom 😭😭😭😭

29. Oof. The cheerleader outfits are cute. They look like Sailormoon's transformation outfit. 😍

30. Why are you flirting in front of everyone's salad, Kang? 😅😅😅 You have a game to play. Focus. 😆😆😆

31. I know people have been pointing out the similarities between this series and BBS. I guess the true test of acceptance is when your bff learns to play well together with your (not-yet) bf in a football match 😂😂😂

32. Kang being anxious that Guy (and Auto) will never like him for missing that goal is 😔😔😔 Also, I commend Guy (and Auto) for being so sharp, it hurts lol. Unlike some "friends" (looking at you, Wai) 🙄

Officially boyfriends!!! Will Kang ramp up his cheesy flirting? Also, Saifah being on Ms Ging's medical team CANNOT be a good thing. The man is not above stealing from patients. I can smell trouble.

#dangerous romance #dangerous romance ep 7 #kanghan x sailom #kanghansailom #kangsailom #perthchimon #perth tanapon #chimon wachirawit #marcpawin #marc pahun #win pawin

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

So i was watching a bunch of funny GC videos on YouTube and I got the inspo and motivation to give the OG13 a GC. This will probably be very OOC, but I like to think of this as how they act without the other states. So um- enjoy? (Also yes I know that ME technically isn't one of the OG13 I just added him for fun)

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Yorkie: WASSUP F*CKERS

Masshole: Why do you have my phone?!

Yorkie: F*CK YOU THAT'S WHY

Papa (PA): Wtf is wrong with you guys

Yorkie: b*tch stfu

Masshole: fr

Papa: 😑

Joi-sey (NJ): why am I here

Maine: I would also like to know.

Joi-sey: Nobody asked you 😑

Maine: I don't remember anybody asking you either so stfu 🤫

Georgia: It is too damn early for this... Why must y'all always choose violence??

Mary: I would like to know this as well, but I've just stopped asking and accepted it as one of their traits hun.

Georgia: Ughhhhh

Respect Your Elders(DE): Why tf is my phone blowing up

Yorkie: Cuz we're conversing duh 🙄

Respect Your Elders: Silence fetus.

Yorkie: B*tch.

Respect Your Elders: Infant.

Yorkie: Old man.

Respect Your Elders: Toddler.

Yorkie: Old hag.

Mary: Aight let's stop fighting!!

Yorkie: Stfu <3

Respect Your Elders: Stfu Mary.

Mary: 🥲

Southie: Hey guys 👋

Joi-sey: Hey babes 😘

Southie: Hey handsome ✨❤️

Masshole: Ewwwww get a room 🙄

Joi-sey: Oh shuddap Masshole. We don't say nothin' when you and Penn are sitting together on the couch and lovingly staring into each other's eyes and sh*t 😒

Rhodey: Actually we do say stuff-

Joi-sey: Yea but not out loud.

Masshole: ....Stfu <3

Joi-sey: 😌

Nutmeg: Will y'all stop bullying each other for once-

Joi-sey: No ❤️

Masshole: Nah ❤️

Connie: *sigh*

Georgia: Yorkie wanna cuddle 🥺

Yorkie: Is that even a question- I'm on my way.

Northie (NC): Gayyyyyyy

Yorkie: Oh shut up ion say nothin' when I walk past you and TeNnEsSeE making out in the hallway, so don't start.

Northie: 😳 you saw that

Yorkie: Yup 👍 I had flashbacks to middle school when I would walk into the hall and see a couple playing tonsil hockey.

Masshole: Ok but FR THO

Yorkie: YEAH THEY ALWAYS BE GOIN AT IT LIKE BRO AINT NOBODY WANNA SEE THAT 🥹

Masshole: ONG. AT LEAST GO INTO THE JANITORS CLOSET OR SOME SH*T 😒

Yorkie: YEAH. IM JUST TRYING TO GET TO MY NEXT CLASS AND TRY TO GET THROUGH THE DAMN DAY WITHOUT GETTING DRUNK AND JUMPING INTO A BUSY ROAD FOR FUNSIES 😭

Masshole: ...Damn you alright bud

Yorkie: I'm fine <3

Masshole: Okay then...

Papa: Wtf was that...?

Georgia: Idk but I have my Yorkie with me so I'm fine with it 🥺❤️

Yorkie: Stfu-

Georgia: He's blushing rn

Mary: Hun if you don't send a picture right now then no more coffee ❤️

Georgia: Sending it rn hold on...

~georgia sent a photo~

*in the photo York has his face hidden but it's still quite obvious that he is blushing like crazy*

Papa: Pfft-

Virgin(ia): Awww how cute 🥺

Joi-sey: How long have you been here

Virgin(ia): T h e w h o l e t i m e.

Joi-sey: Alright then...

The Shire (NH): Ay Yorkie ya still alive?

Georgia: No he's asleep.

Masshole: Good. He needs it.

Rhodey: Aww Masshole does have a heart :)

Masshole: Stfu before I come over there and kick you like a football out the window :]

Rhodey: 😶

Masshole: Damn right.

Mary and Papa (at the same time): Your cute when your mad 😒❤️/🥺❤️

Masshole:... Stfu ❤️❤️

Virgin(ia): I'm so lonely 🥲

The Shire: You and me both 🥲

Connie: I feel y'all :')

Rhodey: There's an emoji for that y'know 😒 "🥲"

Connie: Idc 😑

Rhodey: Whatever

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(the next day)

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Yorkie: Guys guys guys guys-

Respect Your Elders: What did you do now child?

Yorkie: Ok first of all, f*ck you. Second, I found a rat snake :)

Masshole: Put it back where you found it.

Yorkie: Why tho 🥺 He's cute 🥺

Masshole: Okay, what do rat snakes eat 😒

Yorkie: Birds, bird eggs, squirrels, rats- Oh. OH-

Masshole: Yea dumba$$. Knowing that it eats squirrels, it would probably eat your long rats too.

Yorkie: B*tch they're called ferrets.

Masshole: Point still stands.

Yorkie: I'll put him back 🥲

Masshole: Atta boy <3

Yorkie: F*ck you <3

Joi-sey: Knowing him he'll probably abduct some random garter snake he finds in the woods

Connie: Probably 😑

Papa: Yea that's accurate

Everybody else (-NY): ^

Yorkie: Man I feel betrayed 🥲 F*ck all of you ❤️

Georgia: Even me darling 🥺

Yorkie: Yes you too traitor ❤️

Papa: DAYUM-

The Shire: Dang no hesitation 😭

Georgia: I- Love you too I guess 🥲❤️

Yorkie: ❤️

Yorkie: EEK I FOUND A GARTER SNAKE 🥺 IT'S SO TINY 🥺

Joi-sey: Yup thought so.

Masshole: Goddamn it- New York stop abducting random animals

Yorkie: But-

Masshole: No buts 😒 Put it back.

Yorkie: It's cute tho 🥺

~Yorkie sent a picture~

*in the picture the snake's snoot is right in front of the camera*

Yorkie: 🥺

Masshole: Dangit it is cute- Y'know what? Fine. Tell me when you get home.

Yorkie: YESSSS :D

Masshole: 😒❤️

Respect Your Elders: Awww does the big bad Masshole have a soft spot for his little brother 🥺

Masshole: Del istg I will kick you out the window

Respect Your Elders: Pfft- yeah right 😒

Masshole: ....

Respect Your Elders: Uhhh guys?

Papa: Hm?

Respect Your Elders: Why do I hear footsteps approaching my room?

Rhodey: That's probably just Mr. Bay State coming to kick your ass out the window.

Respect Your Elders: Uh oh- Baby are you not going to help me 🥺

Rhodey: Sorry Love, but I ain't gettin' in the way of that

Respect Your Elders: Babe 😭

Rhodey: It was nice being with you <3

Respect Your Elders: Jersey? Penn?

Papa and Joi-sey: Sorry Del/Ha nope.

Respect Your Elders: Traitors 😭

Respect Your Elders: Oh god he's knocking on the door-

Respect Your Elders: HE JUST KICKED MY DOOR DOWN-

Respect Your Elders: GUYS HELPHDKGSKADHSU-

Yorkie: Damn he got him 😔

Joi-sey: 😔

Papa, and Rhodey: 😔

Mary: Y'all I just heard a thud outside my window 😥

Joi-sey: Probably just Del.

Mary: WHAT?!

Papa: Backread.

Mary (after backbreading): OH GOSH- WHY DIDNT YALL HELP HIM 😭😭

Yorkie: Ya really expected us to get in the middle of Death's work?

Mary:... Fair enough 😭

Georgia: Is he still alive??

Mary: Well- he's groaning in pain so yeah I think so 👍

Georgia: At least he's alive.

Masshole: Hey I'm back :)

Mary: Hun why did you kick Del out the window 😭?

Masshole: He was running his mouth 🥺

Mary: No books tonight, youre sleeping <3

Masshole: Nuuuuuu 🥺

Mary: Sorry Hun 😘

Masshole: 😔👍

Yorkie: 😎🕶️���🙂🤭

Masshole: 💥

Yorkie:👀🏃🏃🏃💨

Masshole: Damn right 🙂❤️

#welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt #wttt og13 #lmao this was fun to write

[epickiya722]

nvm bestie I just watched the OP and I have some words for bones

I haven’t been on tumblr for at least a month and this is what I’m greeted by. wtf bones

also ur so right about iida where tf was his hand holding shot with deku give me more iida that was one of the most important scenes ??? I ??

I was just answering that ask! 🤣

But yeah! Honestly, as an Iida fan, this was me watching the OP.

😃😃😃😃 ... 🤨😑... 😶

Like something in my soul told me they were gonna make some references to Midoriya's leaving and 1A chasing, but to make the whole OP about it and then pretty much give Iida's role to Uraraka?

COME ON!!

Like the injustice to my three sweethearts!! The imbalance! Their trio isn't Ochaco and Izuku and Tenya is just tagging along. It's all three of them equally important in their friendship trio.

Like if Bones intended to avoid spoilers (which... yeah... now I'm thinking about it...), the hand holding scene could have been something else or left out altogether, not an actual allude to a scene that highlights Iida's importance because that scene just gave his importance away to Uraraka even though she is already an important character as well as it's going to confuse quite a bit of people when that scene happens.

#kiya answers #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #bnha season 6 #bnha s6 #bnha spoilers #bnha manga spoilers #iida tenya #uraraka ochaco #midoriya izuku

[simp4life3]

My reactions for Maya and the three episode nine the sun and moon through words and emojis

So I'm just gonna start with the first deaths

Oh that's dark I didn't expect for them to die...but Maya and zatz will live so I'm not emotionally scarred.

Lord mictlan you monster you ate you're own loyal servants heart. awww baby Teca twins. Wait a two headed serpent where have I heard that before??? Maya just kissed zatz again in front of everyone yippee!!! Zatz can turn into a huge bat awesome and hot. Oh no lady micte, Maya to the rescue!!! Oh no Zatz!!! *screams with Maya* ZATZ!!! oh thank goodness he's fine.TV: I love you Maya, back to reality: NOoOoOo!!! THIS ISN'T TRUE HIS LAST WORDS TO MAYA ARE ALWAYS I'LL SEE YOU SOON PRINCESS MAYA NO NO NO THESE CAN'T BE HIS LAST WORDS THIS CAN'T BE TRUE I LOVE YOU ZATZ BECAUSE I'M A SIMP!!!! Not lady micte too zatz died like five seconds ago WTF is happening to all these characters there used to be like 235 now there's like 23 left. That's right Maya yell at lord mictlan tell him about everyone you've lost that he murdered. Maya not you too...one of your last thoughts was of you and Zatz. You died epically Maya. Maya and zatz are ghosts and holding hands...wahhh. She became the sun and he became the moon and you both get to dance with each other forever.

emojis reaction: 😊😁😀😄😉🙂😏😚😙😗😐😑😶😔🙁😦😧😟😞😩😵😣😥😪😨😰😱😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😳

#maya x zatz #emojis #reactions #maya y los tres #maya and the three #the sun and moon #lovers #young love #death

[belphies-cuhm-sluht]

Thirty minutes till class

I’m gonna turn this into like a… a thing

Where I talk about it every day until class is over

AND LEMME TELL YOU

YESTERDAY WAS FUCKING WEIIIIRD

The teachers Internet kept cutting out and then I found out while all the other people were talking in class that I am the OLDEST fucking person in the class

EVERYONE ELSE IS A BUNCH OF BABIES, NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO READ THE SHIT ON THIS BLOG IF THEY FOUND IT AND HERE I AM

SITTING IN MY STUPID BASEMENT LIKE 😐😐😐😐 LISTENING TO THEM TALKING ABOUT GRADUATING HIGHSCHOOL NEXT YEAR AND IM LIKE 😶😶😶😐😐😑 IM SO FUCKING OOOOOOOOLD

AND I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING I JUST FUCKING SAT THERE AWKWARD AS FUCK

AND THE TEACHER GOT US USING KAHOOT AND IVE NEVER FELT LIKE SUCH A FUCKING BOOMER TRYING TO GET THAT SHIT LOADED UP

AND IM NOT EVEN A BOOMER???? I JUST DIDNT KNOW HOW TO WORK KAHOOT ON MY LAPTOP

SO AFTER CLASS I HAD TO ASK MY LITTLE SISTER HOW TO WORK A KAHOOT AND SHES LETTING ME BORROW HER PHONE FOR THE KAHOOTING

BRO IM SO EMBARRASSED

AND I STILL HAVE SEVEN MORE DAYS LEFT WTF KILL ME

I did take my shit already though so that’s good

AND I TRIED TO READ AN ENTIRE 50 CHAPTER SMAU BEFORE THIS CLASS AND I HAD TO STIP ON CHAPTER 39 WHICH IS SOOO SAD BECAUSE NOW IM LIKE HYPED FOR WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN AND ALSO I CANT FIND OUT FOR THE NEXT THREE HOURS???? I THOUGHT I COULD GET IT I REALLY DID

#driving school things #imagine if anyone in my class saw this shit #wtf is a KAHOOT #how do kids know how to work this shit #i DONT understand #i feel like a 70 year old trying to work the interwebs #ugh

[hard-core-super-star]

I suppose nighttime is the only time you really have “peace” to write? so you didn't like the stark!reader fic??? 😭 I wanted to take this opportunity to say that 🧞's ideas are always so good and for what? I suspect that they're actually an machine of infinite ideas. that's good, because there won't be other times when I'll be greedy, I still want my third star so I'll behave.

So that's it, good to know that we have reached a consensus that our time is exactly 1 minute.

this made me laugh wait hdjwkak well, my dear friend Rubix, here's a tutorial on how you could blink here (not just once, but TWICE); first and simplest of all is *blinks twice* SEE??? magic, right? now this one is really good, pay attention or you'll miss this moment: 😐😑😐😑😐 OMGGGG JWHSKSKWK yeah, I just taught you how to blink, you're welcome.

fiiine, you got me there, happy now?? 🙄

– 🌟

i wouldn't really say i have “peace”, it's just the only time my procrastinating brain freaks out and is like,”HOLY SHIT YOU HAVEN’T FINISHED DOING THAT!” and then the panic makes me focus. i try not to let it happen too often but that's certainly how it was last night. which means that by the time i finish a fic i absolutely hate it because i’m tired and cranky 😶 but also, let's be real, i always find the flaws within my writing, even when i do like a fic so 🤷 and i agree, they're a well of never-ending ideas. idk how they do it but i’m glad they trust me enough to share said ideas with me [and that they like what i write enough to keep coming back] you behaving? i’ll believe when i see it.

yup, i definitely don’t have over an hour of screentime on tumblr today because i instantly replied to your messages when i woke up. nope, couldn't be me.

i don't know whether to laugh or feel embarrassed about this jsjfjdkksksjs i can't believe i never thought to do 😐😑😐 to show blinking wtf

i don't appreciate the sarcasm but yes, i’m very happy about this 😄 [and see the above point about you behaving before you try talking back 👀]

#rubix replies #🌟

[kmp78]

Maybe after he’s done spewing his bullshit" That dude was fucking crazy. He looked at sounded like he was on MDMA and Coke 24/7 WTF!

Holy shit WHAT WAS THAT?! 😳😳😳

He seemed completely psychotic...

His entire demeanor and attitude (and borderline rage!) were extremely offputting and I can't imagine the jury looking kindly on that! 👀

Absolute low point... 👇😑

No words. 😶

How does a so-called professional doctor conduct himself like this?

I feel sorry for his patients! 😳

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Gremlin yn about to shit talk.

Atsumu covers her mouth

Yn😑😏😝

Atsumu: wtf did you just lick my hand !!!

Yn: told you to stop covering my mouth

Omg 😂 or and here me out now 😏

*Atsumu throws a volleyball at YN because he's sick of her shit*

"KITA-" YN screaming

Atsumu slaps a hand over her mouth

"YN stop being a snitch! Haven't you ever heard snitches get stiches-" Atsumu

Yn proceeds to bite 🎇gently🎇 on Atsumus hand 😬

Atsumu 👉🏻😶😐😳😯😱

"YN I CANT BELIEVE YOU BIT ME!"- Atsumu

"Go wash your mouth out right now YN! You don't know where his hands been"- Osamu

"Whose side are you on?"- Atsumu

"I think that's pretty clear"- Osamu 😏

#inarizakis gremlin manager #my lovely bbys #live action headcannons 🤣

[thegreymoon]

Monarch Industry

The way their own wedding day is a source of so much misery for these women 😕

***

Just when your drama is getting interesting and your favourite character is on screen being his awesome self, your elderly mother ends up having a smartphone crisis 😑 To be fair to her, it was an actual crisis this time, and not of the ‘how do I pick up the call?’ variety. 

***

I feel just terrible for him 😕

Anyway, thank god for Mom, even though the elopement will fail. 

***

I love them to bits 🖤🖤

Also, they are one of the rare general-lieutenant couples that I adore together but do not ship. They are both so obviously heterosexual and the female love interests are absolutely shippable with them because they are rounded, properly written characters. I just want to take these two and smack all the shit stirrers going “but why can’t two male characters just be frieeeeeeeeends” over the head with them. What do you expect when the “friendship” is written with obvious homoerotic undertones that aren’t even subtle? Some, like Merlin and Arthur aren’t even subtext anymore, but obvious text, and we still get the whiners shitting on m/m shippers. These two are obviously super close and intimate, yet here we are, het as they come. 

***

Simply gorgeous man 🔥🔥

***

Would I ever leave my life for a man? Hell, no.

But after the evil her father and other family members committed, she should run far and run fast. I know this will fail, though, and I’m so anxious to watch how 😕

***

OMG, HE WON’T COME??

I thought Wang Lin or Xiao Qi would catch her 😢

***

Is she going to kill herself if she can’t kill him? 

***

LMAOOOO, I love that they are both trying to run away before the wedding and will still end up married to each other 🤣🤣

***

Aww, so it was Wang Lin who caught her after all because it took Zitan too long to get his head out of his ass. 

Also, so many people had to die for this failed elopement 😕 Human lives are just so disposable to them all. 

***

It is full on fucking morning, my guy, you were supposed to be there at midnight 😠

It was your last chance and you personally blew it. 

***

The way she turned her back to her murderous father to bow just to her mother 🤣🤣

Also, even if she is here, didn’t Xiao Qi run away too? Who stopped him? Or couldn’t he bear to leave her? 

***

How does it feel to be despised by your closest loved ones? 

You brought this on yourself. 

***

LMAO, clearly his running away also failed.

***

Happy couple? OMG, they couldn’t be more miserable if they tried 😅

***

Their song is murdering me 😭😭

Help. 

***

Well. So much for their wedding night. What an awful start to the marriage, first the failed elopement and now a war. 

***

LMAOOOO, she dragged the men to filth and good for her!

***

Well, shit.

This can’t be good. 

***

Good girl.

Cheating is abhorrent. Plus, he had his chance and blew it. 

***

So pretty 💙💛

***

Evildoer alert 🚩🚩

***

LMAOOOO, did she just get kidnapped by a dude masked as a giant bird???

The wtf-ery of that aside, poor Awu, she just can’t catch a break 😢

***

Wait, they put her in a coffin with an actual plague-infected corpse? 😶

***

THE EMPEROR WOKE UP!!

A bit late, but still good enough, unless they murder him again. 

***

Gorgeous 💚

***

I love him 🖤

He’s so level-headed and steady under pressure! Everyone is yelling at each other and then he talks and his voice is so deep, low and reassuring. 

#zhou yiwei #zhang ziyi #monarch industry #mi spoilers #mi ep07 #mi ep08

[holdmyhopeinyourhands]

This wackass blog commented on one of my posts. They insulted Neymar, called the entire psg squad cheats, insulted the league we play in (of course they started off by saying "oh Neymar could be a great player but---") and then proceeded to shit on my boys and then..... like the literal insanity, actually followed me😑😶🙄 Bitch wtf. Do you have no shame???

Anyways, I deleted their comment and blocked them. Dumb fucking moron.

#psg #football #neymar #ligue 1 #eufa champions league

[kpop-mel]

Ehhhh takže tu mám jako první story time😏💜✨!!!

No já poslouchala Butter v pokoji😆

Aaaa přišla tam nevlastní ségra🙄

No a ze srandy mi vzala sluchátka😬

A ona jakože: WTF co to posloucháš😑

Já úplně: Ehhhhhh😶

To byl můj velkej trapas a já už jí nechci ani vidět😒!

No nic tady sou Memes:

No příště jich sem dám více čuuuuus💜✨🤗🌸

[laurencenile]

Alu: im not your fucking dad okay? look at you 😑

Lancelot: I looke like exactly like you dad 😰

Alu: you look like a bird 😒

Zilong: he's not look like a bird 😢

Alu: will you stfu? 😠

Lancelot: ye- 😶

Alu: theres family issue okay 😑

Lancelot: ITS FAMILY ISSUE YOU BIATCH 😀

Alu: what did i told you calling your mother a bitch? 🙂

Zilong: why am i not fam anymore? ;-; 😰

Lancelot: CUZ YOUR MOVES RE WEAK 😃

Alu: cuz your moves were weak 😀

Zilong: what?.,..*dramatic theme* 😨

Lancelot: cuz your moves are weak mom 😃

Alu: can you stop calling her mom??! 😒😒

Lancelot: but d- 😔

Alu: im not your dad and he's not your mom 😒😒

Zilong: he's right..........😔😣😟

Lancelot: what?.....come on fam😧

Zilong: were not your fam.... 😔

Alu: thats right...🙂

Lancelot: what!? were fam right!?😨😰

Alu: no youre adopted im not your fucking dad😡

Zilong: yea we found you...in the park on the swing set.....youre on tape to it😫😰😓

Lancelot: what??😨

Zilong: this family doesnt want me......you know what im outta here😓

Lancelot: what do you mean!?😭

Alu: your mom and I..... were getting divorce😒😒

Lancelot: but dad😰

Alu: im not your fucckin dad😒😑

Lancelot: but mom com o- 😟

Alu: she's not your mom -.-😠

zilong: im not your fuckin mom okay? -.- 😒

Lancelot: what about the..the moves? dabs😰😢

Zilong: there were no moves😌

Alu: there were no moves...😌

Lancelot:.......dad... *dabs * come on!!😭😭😭

Alu: what about you talk to him?😒

Zilong: what?.......😕

Alu: he's my adopted son -.- okay?😒

Lancelot: what the.... mumbles😓😓😓

Zilong: ya i know😔

Alu: you dont talk to him like that😒

Zilong: he's my adopted son too -.- okay?😒

Alu: not anymore im leavinnnn😒😑

Lancelot: whut the mom😓

Alu: shes not your fuckin mom 😣

Zilong: what do you mean???😨

Lancelot: are you guys getting a divorce!?😰😰😫

Alu: im leaving with ..Argus I like penis now😌😋👌

Lancelot: what the youre gay!?😨😨😨

zilong:*in disgust* so you like penis now 😣

Alu: yea like BIG FAT PENIS OKAY 😑

Lancelot: dad wtf......whats going on!? 😖😫

Zilong: well hope he's bigger then yours 😫😒

Alu: oh it is~ bigger than both of us are bigger then yous 😒😒😒

Lancelot: WHAT THE FREAAKIN MUST SUPPOSSED TO DO?! 😣

Zilong: youre coming with me 😑

Alu: no he's coming with me and Argus okay-.- 😒

Lancelot: im not going with you dad 😣 u like penis 😣

Alu: there's nothing wrong with a little penis....

Zilong: you said it was a big penis 😑

Alu: IT IS A BIG PENIS ARGUS GOT THE BIGGEST PENIS IN LE WORLD.....besides mine 😏

Lancelot: *faints*

#Dying #Lancelot #Zilong #Alucard #mobilelegendtoday #mobilelegends #mobile legends #mobilelegendwtf #moba #mobilelegend #wtf #like #like wtf