#y’all don’t know

[dusteebowl]

you guys don’t know slow burn. i was in the trenches in 2013 reading an over 250k fanfic (that is still ongoing) about ghost hunters and they had ONLY brushed hands by then. YOU GUYS DONT KNOW. your 60k “slow burn” when they held hands in the fifteenth chapter??? are you kidding me? are you actually insane? that’s speed dating!

#i live to suffer #ghost hunt #mai taniyama #naru #shibuya kazuya #y’all don’t know #us ghost hunt fans are out here fighting for our lives

[fem-blade-adept]

Call me an edgequeen all you want, ok? Scythes are freaking cool! I don’t care if they aren’t fit for combat or physically viable weapons, they’re like the coolest fucking things!!

Tell me you don’t dream of swinging one around and slashing people with it.

#scythes are fucking cool #i don’t want to hear it #y’all don’t know

[cinewhore]

YALL LOOK AT MY NEW FUCKING BOOTS

NEW BOOT GOOFIN FR

#I’m so gassed #y’all don’t know #now i can really get down in the country club #thanking the thrift gods for looking down on me today

[bluebeesknees]

They’re being obnoxious at work 💙

#just imagine the collective sighs of the first years in the background lmao #satosugu #gego #satoru gojo #geto suguru #gojo #geto #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen #my art #I needed something sweet y’all more misery next time lolol #I need them so happy they don’t know what to do!! #art #bluebeesart #digital art #art on tumblr

[alaraxia]

needless to say the vibes were in shambles

#felt like I got whiplash #yeah yeah it’s on me for shuffling a multi-hundred song playlist we literally call The Soup #the weird songs add the tecks ture to the soup #never know what you’ll get #anyway I don’t normally post this much so if y’all are expecting this forever then lol lmao even #mini me #digital art

[homobrainjuice]

#Y’all don’t know #I need him #the ultimate stress ball

[cordycepspog]

Laura Bailey, the voice of Abby in TLoU2, posing over the dead doctor is peak comedy everybody else go home

#edit: y’all i KNOW who the doctor is i just don’t want to SPOIL IT for people #it’s a iykyk situation #have i mentioned that i adore laura bailey? #because i adore laura bailey #tlou hbo #tlou #tlou spoilers #the last of us #laura bailey #joel miller #ellie williams #abby anderson

[lvrhughes]

i could use another camp out

#mads speaks🫶 #this is a niche thing that y’all won’t get #like unless ur from my town #y’all don’t know #but i love them

[transmascissues]

it’s so funny to me that people used to try to warn me “if you go on t it won’t make you androgynous it’ll just make you look like a man” because 1) i do want to look like a man, that is famously a major part of being a trans man but also 2) t literally has made me androgynous?? like they were wrong on both counts. i got most of the looking-like-a-man changes that i wanted (deep voice, broader body, hair all over my body including my face) and i also give every single cis person in a five mile radius a stroke every time they try to figure out my gender. the assumption that trans men wouldn’t actually want to look like men and the assumption that cis people are good at correctly gendering us once we’re on t are both weird as hell.

#people said this to me all the fucking time pre t #to the point that it did almost make me too afraid to go on t bc ‘what if they’re right and i don’t really want to look like a man?’ #but it turns out that was bullshit on so many levels #i look ‘like a man’ now and love it and also am the most androgynous person most cis people i meet have ever seen #y’all just don’t know how t works at fucking all #transandrophobia #transandromisia #transmisandry #virilmisia #virilphobia #anti transmasculinity #transmascphobia #trans men #transmascs

[ew-selfish-art]

Dpxdc AU: Damian decides that it’s time to go collect his brother from his assignment. Danny is starting to sniff out some non-ghostly bullshit for once.

Damian knew his twin had been exiled from the age of seven, banished to travel and observe how scientists around the world engaged with Lazarus water. The only word that Damian received that his spare was still alive were the letters of lab reports and findings that were sent back to base. As the Heir, he’s pushed to be better lest he himself be exiled or simply executed. Danny becomes a fleeting thought and then once Damian arrived in Gotham, a none existent thought.

They weren’t raised to be friends or even friendly. The were not taught codependency or allotted time to bond. The could have been perfect strangers if not for their appearance and the stories of Danny’s shortcomings becoming Damian’s praise.

It’s only once Tim informs him of an intercepted letter, one sent and saved from years prior, that Damian recalls Danny enough to care. Tim prompts him to share more, especially given the coup recently committed by Deathstroke (Slade) and Talia gone into hiding with her zealots.

At family dinner that night Damian supplies: “I suppose I should be the one to bereave my twin of his assignment. His reports will certainly go unread.”

Chaos in the Batfam ensues- meanwhile across the country- Danny sneezes and finishes writing his yearly report: “No major discoveries aside from public record patents (attached), No assistance required. -Spare”. He doesn’t know why he bothers, he hasn’t received any contact from his mother or grandfather since he was 10ish and certainly hasnt thought about his twin. But, if there’s a chance (even an itty bitty one) that his reports are being read and are holding off his reassignment, he’d rather keep assassins out of Amity Park.

Little does he know that this letter is about to be intercepted by Pru, former assassin and friend of Tim Drake. He hadn’t expected his twin to suddenly arrive and tell him that his job was done. And certainly, seeing a plane filled with an uncomfortable looking ‘family’ that requested he join them and get to know Gotham and his birth father, was not on his bingo list.

Danny does his best to let them down gently- and they seem to be accepting that he’s acclimated to this weird little town and will leave him be- when Danny suddenly has to transform into Phantom in front of them to handle a rocket sent by Skulker.

They are less willing to accept his appeal to be left alone after that�� Damian is trying to “bond” with him and all the others are trying to “help” in their own way.

Sam and Tucker howl with laughter at Danny’s suddenly very large family- all while secretly working with the Wayne’s to get Danny the fuck away from the Fentons before the scientists do something they can’t undo.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc #dc crossover #dp crossover #damian wayne #danny and damian are twins #ehehehe #so many ways for Damian to ‘bond’ with Danny #so many ways for the Wayne’s to try and ‘help’ danny #danny wants to be left alone but Sam and Tucker are excellent double agents #suddenly it’s like the Wayne’s know his favorites and least favorites and for whatever reason #demon twin AU #Danny: I don’t know y’all like that #danny is the wet cat that refuses to accept love until all of a sudden he’s a domestic house cat that gets fed @ the hour & not a min later

[greelin]

“actually the term you’re looking for is pansexual” actually i’m dying right now. i am dying right now before your very eyes and those are the last words i had to read before my soul vacates this plane of existence forever. Are you proud of yourself

#when will y’all just accept they’re synonymous and stop being fucking weird to bisexual people. God in heaven #why do you have to act like bisexual people Don’t know what bisexuality means and like you’re More Woke because hearts not parts. stop it #but anyway. i am bi because i only fuck evil people with fat asses. that’s true

[theeminentlyimpractical]

#oh ok we’re doing this again #my one true love the ox rib scene #please don’t let him know please let us have our fun #y’all parasocially unwell #in my shitposting era now i guess #good omens #good omens 2 #good enough for gomens work

[aesthetic-uni]

Misha Collins is the funniest straight man ever. He’s the only person to arguably queerbait in real life. He had to come out as a straight. He was told by WB to just stay bisexual. He’s living every homophobe’s nightmare scenario but the only difference is that everyone actually loves it for him

#misha collins #also don’t argue about me about the queerbait thing I know he didn’t it’s just a fucking joke #anyway back to the funny #more straight people should honestly be like him #keep ‘em on their toes #or something #I know nothing about this man or supernatural #but I adore him #have y’all seen his feud on Tiktok with icaruspendragon? #btw someone should check on her #but it’s hilarious #I hope he loves the rest of his life by just adding fuel to the fire that is his life

[memray]

obnoxious meowing

my pinterest kept showing me men in shit like this so i had to draw gale…

#BITES HIM #y’all i don’t know what came over me #i really do suck at putting clothes on him… #bg3 #bg3 gale #gale of waterdeep #baldurs gate 3 #gale dekarios #bg3 gale dekarios #bg3 gale of waterdeep #gale bg3 #baldurs gate 3 gale #fanart

[deliciousdietdrpepper]

I mean I had theories about bigtop burger, sure, but an alien clown getting banished from his homeworld because he got stage fright during a ritual production of the musical cats, (by getting shot out of a cannon,) and slingshotting into the path of earth and killing the dinosaurs on his way to the core of the planet, was not on my radar for some reason

#I don’t know what y’all’s media taste like but mine is delicious #bigtop burger #worthikids #bigtop burger spoilers

[whimsyprinx]

look at the vampire joker nick cage looking in the whore mirror and think about what you’ve done.

I hate most of y’all who are reblogging this, y’all are so annoying ♥️

#whimsy whispers #here this is one of my bad edits take this #y’all are annoying as fuck and rude as hell and don’t know how to be normal online #i don’t even want y’all outside touching grass cause then I might run into you