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#y’all lemme tell you how happy I was because I didn’t feel the pressure of counting layers to make sure I wasn’t
wigglebox · 2 months
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Hey there 💫 [x]
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elysianslove · 3 years
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first of all can i just say congrats on the 500 like i'm so happy for you and you absolutely deserve it (huge bear hug :) ) now i had this crazy hcs idea and i immediately thought of you so long story short how would Karasuno , Aoba Johsai and Nekoma react to their sweet manager having powers similar to those of scarlet witch (marvel) or mirajane strauss (fairytail anime) feel free to pick whichever one is easier and thank you so much for indulging my crazy request. love u lots - safiyah <3333
oh my goodness thank you sm for your words here’s a bear hug <3 also also i was literally just thinking just how cool it would be to have like a supernatural au haikyuu thing and then you send me this wow we on some mind reading shit. anyways i really hope you like this. sorry it’s like hq on crack if you want a serious one lemme know hsjkhsk
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karasuno high
they lose their shit. 
every single one of them. 
mentally they’re all like 12 (except daichi and mqybe ennoshita) so i definitely think they’d have a very childish reaction to it. 
it’s so endearing though. 
they find out while walking you home one night: it’s very stormy and they just wanted to make sure you get home safe because they worship the ground you walk on. cue like a fucking billboard nearly falling on you and the group of boys and your instincts just kick in and you stop it mid air. 
noya’s still screaming even after everyone’s just gone silent and is gawking at the fact a billboard (or whatever the object is i can’t think rip) is hovering above them. in mid air. because of you. what the fuck? 
daichi’s blood pressure drops he’s like somebody catch me im about to faint wtf is going on. 
you kinda freak and just toss it away and run your way back home, as far away from the boys as possible. 
but alas, you’re their manager, and you have duties to fulfill. so you show up to practice the next morning terrified for your life. 
you’re not really sure why you’re so scared and nervous. you just are? it’s a huge part of who you are and it’d be a big bummer if the most important boys in your life didn’t accept it. 
noya greets you with a really big hug
tanaka’s so loud but what’s new <3 
daichi and suga just come up to you and gently ask if you’re okay because you ran off so quick yesterday
they all act super normal during practice but you can tell
you can tell
they want to ask so many questions they’re gonna explode 
after practice, when coach ukai and takeda leave, and it’s just you, kiyoko, and the boys, it’s s o quiet. you would hear a pin drop. 
you just sigh and go “you can ask” 
your poor eardrums </3 
they’re so fascinated by everything you say 
kiyoko’s like “i had a hunch” like how do u have a hunch about something like this anyways what a queen
noya’s like “make me fly” 
and tsukki in the back “drop him on his ass pls” 
they definitely make you do so many things for them with it 
cleaning duty is now on you because hello !! you can move things with your mind !! 
kags doesn’t get it. he’s like. ok? and ? i can set volleyballs perfectly, hinata can jump really high despite his height, she can move things with her mind? so what? 
i love him 
they’re also crazy good at keeping it a secret? 
not hinata tho he slips up so often like thank god the secret isn’t realistic or believable
he’ll be like “oh yeah? well our manager can move things with her mind!” 
and suga just has to usher him away with a pained smile like “yeah she’s so incredible haha” while doing that thing moms do where they squeeze or pinch your shoulder if they’re mad at you in public 
it feels like a weight lifted off your shoulders when they find out because the closer you grew to these boys, the more they felt like family to you.
aoba johsai
my favorite team 
i hc makki as someone that smokes weed. pls don’t try to convince me otherwise. look at him. he’s a pothead <3 
this is going somewhere i swear.
so you’re a 3rd year manager, meaning you’ve been with these boys a while now, specifically the third years of the team, so y’all are pretty close. 
how they find out: it’s like 3am on a weekend, the seijoh 4 and some of the second years. you’d baked a cake with like all of them all at once in the kitchen, so it was now a mess, so you’re attempting to clean it up as fast as you can the way you know best — with your hands and your mind. makki walks in, high as shit, sees this and just. 
“damn must be the weed.” 
you don’t hear him. so. uh oh. 
he was probably sent there by iwa to get water or something, so iwaizumi walks in and just yells so loud “what the fuck!” 
it’s like they’re all summoned by this. they eventually all pile into the kitchen and you’re literally just frozen in fear with pots and pans and utensils and specks of flour hovering by you. and then you maintain eye contact with iwa as you lift one hand and direct the pans into a cupboard and slowly shut it. 
“so it’s not the weed?” 
they honestly. don’t act any different tbh 
it’s like an added feature of yours that they appreciate. 
oikawa asks you to read his mind to test if what happened that night was real and you just lift him up from off his seat. 
“i asked you to read my mind tho hm” 
yeah mind reading is just a regular thing now. they will slyly ask you to read the other team’s minds during a match and you’re like no that’s cheating. but you do. and you subtlety give them advice. like “hm i wonder if that team’s gonna do this specific attack” 
also oikawa asks (read:begs) u to like help them make it through to nationals
you say “will it feel like a true accomplishment if i do?” 
shuts his pretty face up <3 
they also make you like. toss volleyballs to them. but with your mind. multiple of them. they take it as some stupid challenge idk these boys are dumb i love them 
they also love throwing things at. YOU. LIKE WTF? 
like haha dodgeball but it’s a group of 6’0+ athletes against just. you. 
sounds fair 
they also become insanely protective of you after they find out. idk how that clicks w them but. yes. 
especially mattsun and iwa ? like men. relax.
anyways they would abuse the shit out of your powers genuinely but it’s okay it’s out of love <3
nekoma high
they. they’re idiots. all of them. 
kuroo would probably be like but scientifically ! this makes zero sense 
omg kenma would lose his MIND. 
HES A GAMER BRUH 
HED BE OBSESSED W YOU.
but lowkey bc none of that simp shit </3 
ooou okay so you’re at a training camp and they sneak you in with them so you guys can play truth or dare 
bc yk. you’re kids. 
and y’all are going around and you just pick truth and someone asks what’s the biggest secret you’ve ever kept from us and they expect some dirty shit they’re nasty smh 
and then you straight up go “i can move things w my mind” 
and theyre like ok miss stop playin fr 
keep in mind it’s dark as hell in the dormitory and eerily quiet and you shift one of the chairs in there, and it squeaks loudly
yamamoto jumps and looks at you w so much fear in his eyes. “that wasn’t you” 
“bet?” 
and then suddenly all chairs are moving all at once and yamamato deadass screams 
kuroo’s shrugging like. “it’s just the wind,” like ur not in a closed off room w all the windows shut whatever u say sir <3 
lev’s like
gone into shock. seriously someone go get him water or something. 
when morning comes they’re all like hella scared to approach you except kenma and kuroo bc kenma— is in awe. kuroo — does not believe it. 
you’re kinda :( that they’re scared of you and you approach them after the day is over and just apologize, and tell them you didn’t mean to scare them and that you’d never hurt them or even consider it. 
they do a 180 bruh they just all go “awwwwww” and suffocate you in a group hug so you shove them all off for good measure lmao 
kuroo still doesn’t believe it until you save his ass in broad daylight and he’s like ok maybe it wasn’t fake so what sue me 
whenever there are training camps where other schools come they beg u to help them prank the boys 
especially bokuto and hinata 
and you do obviously 
it’s hilarious watching them scream as something moves slightly. you never do it that it’s suspicious just enough to be like did that happen or is my mind messing w me rn 
scarlet witch also has the ability to mess w people’s mind in the literal sense and whenever one of the boys pisses you off particularly you just make them see their biggest fear 
kenma asks you to reenact some of his favorite gameplays for him
it’s literally just roleplay and you couldn’t care less someone catches the two of you you’re no pussy you can admit when you’re having fun 
overall a very chaotic reaction 
they don’t treat you any different they’re just like 100x more hyped about who you are. like the fact that you’re their manager is already a blessing and now this !!! 
incredible <3333
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retroellie · 3 years
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Hi there! Love your writing, especially all the tlou content is just *chefs kiss* If you take requests at the moment, can I ask for a Ellie x reader fic where they're on their way to Seattle and Ellie finds the reader pleasuring herself one evening, saying how they didn't think Ellie would be in the mood given everything, then Ellie makes sure the reader knows she is always in the mood for them ;) I have a soft spot for eager Ellie trying to prove herself when it comes to pleasing her partner, maybe she could ask the reader to sit on her face, maybe some thigh riding idk ^^'
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Summary: Ellie gets insecure when walking in on reader pleasuring herself 
A/N: Thank you for the request <3 sorry it took so long i just had a lot of ideas ASHAS. Anyways, i started this saying Dom!ellie and than i was like hmmm i want Sub!ellie so i did both. Sorry it sucks but i wanted to get in out today, Happy Valentines day!!
Warnings: NSFW, Fingering, thigh riding 
Word count: 3.1K 
You were exhausted, blood stained your clothes and you somehow sprained your ankle. You didn’t mean to make her mad or sad or hurt, whatever she was feeling wasn’t your intention but the information coming out of her mouth was too much. You saw her breathe spores and the hoard, you were upset and she was upset. It was just a mess 
Ellie had stormed off, telling you she was just going to check to see if it was safe but you knew she was upset. So she left you there, frustrated, scared, and so fucking in love with her. Your body felt like it was on fire, you shouldn’t feel like that at this moment but you did. 
Seeing her, her arms, her lips, the way she was so protective of you and so bossy. It made you feel things, maybe it was the fact you hadn’t been touched in almost a month and the tension was building up but it wasn’t going to stop anytime soon. 
‘Just a quick get off and than go apologize to Ellie, I need this’ you whispered to yourself
You slid your backpack off before laying back. You shut your eyes, pictures flashed behind your eyelids. Times of you and Ellie, wrapped up in her sheets, her head between your thighs, her eyes boring into your hot skin. Your hand started at your neck before it slowly made its way to your jean button. 
Your hand slipper underneath your jeans, sliding it under your underwear. You didn’t hesitate in sliding two fingers in, wanting to get it over as fast as you possibly could. Someone seeing you like this would embarrass you for the rest of your life.
You let your mind go wild, all the quick fucks and long drawn out ones where Ellie did nothing but edge you for hours straight. She always knew how to push the right buttons, making you shake and squirm under her grasp.
Your mind settled on your 1 year anniversary, it opened you up to a whole world of pleasure. Ellie leads you to the bedroom to see a set up they did in cheesy romantic films. She laid you on the bed before kissing up your body, moans escaped your mouth and she basked in them.
You arched your back into your own fingers, grabbed at your own boobs. Your face heated up, it wasn’t much but it’s the own friction you felt in a long time.
‘You look so pretty baby, lemme hear those pretty moans’
Her voice echoed through your head, her silky voice she had on that day etched into your brain. You imagined her fingers instead of your own, imagining she was on top of you. Her hair felt soft in your hands, her touch cooled your flushed hot skin down.
You picked up the pace, working your fingers in and out of you. Your mind racing with thoughts of her, imagining her taste that will never leave your lips. Your toes curled, so close yet so far away. If you could just get out a weak orgasm, you’d be fine it would tide your over.
“I forgot how pretty you looked when you were like this.”
Your eyes shot open, ripping your hand out of your jeans. You almost fell off the couch you were sitting on. You looked up to the voice to see Ellie standing there, smirking down at you.
“Shit, don’t sneak up on me like that.” You breathed out, holding onto your beating heart.
She chuckled, playing with her fingers. Your face heated up more if that was possible, embarrassment coursing through your body. Your orgasm is long gone, your fingers still warm and your body still sweaty.
“Sorry. I heard your moaning, I thought you were hurt.” She said, her eyes never made contact with you.
There was an angry tension, you both were still upset and honestly you were even more upset because of the build up and not being able to finish. You sat back with your arms crossed, Ellie didn’t know what to say. To say you all sweaty with your hand working in and out of you didn’t excite her, she would be lying.
“You know I could’ve helped...” she said, eyes finally meeting your irritated ones.
“What?” You asked, sitting up and buttoning your jeans back up. 
She sighed, slowly making her way to the couch to plop next to you. She knew how she hasn’t been much of a help these last few weeks, she hasn’t touched you and she was so grateful you let her take her time. But everyone has a breaking point.
“You could’ve come to me and I could’ve helped get you off.” She elaborated.
As much as you wanted to, you didn’t want to rush her into anything, she was still mourning and she had nightmares. You didn’t want to put more pressure on her. You were completely fine with pleasuring yourself, you just didn't like being interrupted.
“Ellie, you don’t have too.” You started. “I don’t expect you to fuck me after all you’ve been through, I never want you to feel like you have too.”
You had good intentions yes, but she felt she couldn’t please you or you didn’t want to come to her. Ellie always wanted to make you feel good, she had a need for it but she has been distant and just not wanting to do it. The way she was feeling right now, seeing you like that made her feel something. The thought of pleasuring you made her hands shake.
“I can still make you feel good, I’m not going to freak out or anything.” Her voice was laced with a bit of sassiness, she didn’t mean for it to come out like that but she was frustrated
“I know you can ellie, you never fail too...” you paused, moving closer to her. “I just want you to be ready, i don’t want you going into it too fast, I’m completely okay with getting myself off.” You said, kissing her cheek. You kept your head on her shoulder. 
She was so lucky to have you, you were the best person she had ever known. After the joel situation you had been nothing but patient with her, letting her take her time. It took her a while to be able to kiss you again, she felt bad she made it out alive and she still blames herself so she felt she didn’t deserve to have the pleasure of kissing you. 
The way you looked pleasuring yourself, your chest bouncing up and down, the way you bit your lip, the way you moaned. She was ready, she wanted you. She put a hand on your thigh, sliding it up. 
“You wanna get yourself off?” She asked, the silky voice made a come back 
Her hand ran up your thigh, it was y’alls first time in a while so of course she was going to tease you. Make you beg and make you want her as much as she did you. You were clueless to what she was doing, your head on her shoulder still. 
“I mean i’m okay with doing so, if y...” Her hand had made its way all the way up, meeting your heat 
You gasped out, you were still sensitive from touching yourself. It sent hot tingles up your body, making you shiver. Your head perked up, watching her hand. She just chuckled out, moving her hand back to her own thigh. 
“Well, what are you waiting for.” She said, patting her thigh 
You knew what that meant all too well, the idea never failed to excite you. You gave her a smirk before throwing your legs over hers. You were straddling her, your arms rested on her shoulders and hers on your waist. You looked down at her and she looked up at you, this was the first time in forever where you both had such an intimate reaction with each other. 
“Are you sure?” You whispered. 
She nodded, giving your hips a quick squeeze before reaching up to kiss you. It was a quick peck, a reassurance that she wanted this. She pulled away, hand on your cheek lovingly. 
“Let me make you feel good.” She said, bringing her knee up to meet you. “Take what you need” 
You gasped at the sudden action, holding onto her shoulders for dear life. You smirked down at her once more, bringing her into a kiss. You moved your hips, rubbing your heat on her thigh. You were sensitive still and the roughness of your pants on you gave you a delicious burn. 
You deepened the kiss, pulling at her hair; moaning into her mouth. Your thrusts were sloppy, trying to get yourself off as best as you can. Her hands rubbed slow circles on your hips, watching as you tried so desperately to get yourself off. 
“Come on baby.” she whispered, you threw your head back as sparks of pleasure shot through your body. “You're gonna cum on my thigh, like a good little slut.” 
Her words sent more sparks, almost sending you off the edge. She moved her hands up to your chest, grabbing at your boobs. She noticed your hips becoming more frantic, moving at a fast rate. She knew that meant you were close so she snaked her hand up to your neck, just to push you over the edge. 
“You doing so great baby, look like a fucking goddess.” She said, watching you unravel. 
The pressure on your neck, the words she spoke, the burning of your thighs, it all overwhelmed you in the best way possible. You were thrown off the edge when she bumped her leg up, sending a wave of pleasure through you. You threw your head back, losing control of your hips; lost in the pleasure 
“That’s right babe, let go.” Ellie talked you through it, moving her hands back to your hips. 
She moved your hips along her thigh, coaxing you through your orgasm. Your body jerked violently, it was the first orgasm you’ve had in a while; it felt like a foreign feeling. She watched as you came down from your high, rubbing comforting circles on your hips.
“It’s okay baby, come back to me.” She encouraged your through it
Your body relaxed a bit, collapsing on her thigh. You let a sigh out as she pushed your hair from your face. She wanted to see you, post-orgasm, sweaty, and so fucking beautiful.
Your vision came back, seeing her give you a little smirk while staring at you. You gave her a small smile before pulling her into a kiss, grabbing at her hair once more.
Her hands made their way up to your hair, you both were grabbing at each other like it was your first time. Her hands in your hair made you feel calm for the first time in weeks, you were so touch deprived that you wanted more of her.
You were becoming more eager, your tongue made its way into her mouth and your hands twirled around in her hair roughly. She chuckled at your neediness before pushing you away gently.
“Someone's needy.” She laughed, dropping her hands back to your hips
You sat back in her lap, breathing hard. The sudden change in demeanor made you nervous, scared maybe you went too fast. The touch felt so nice, it was something you craved every time Ellie was around you and when you finally got it you couldn’t stop.
“I’m sorry...am I pushing it.” You asked, untangling your hands from her hair.
“No no, of course not. i want this.” She replied, giving you a small smirk before giving you a small kiss on your nose. “You're just going a little too fast. It's been a while and I can't keep up.” She joked 
You smirked at her, pecking her lips a few times. You ran a hand through her hair once more, watching as her eyes closed leaning into your touch. You knew the sudden touch was overwhelming her as well, she wanted to please you. 
“We can stop, I don't mind.” You stated 
She shook her head, bringing you closer to her. She reached up to kiss your neck softly. The feeling of it made you lightheaded. She laid you down slowly, kissing down your chest. She stopped at your boobs, grabbing the flesh. 
“I just wanna fuck you nice and slow that’s all.” She smirked, kissing down your body once more. 
She came back up, pulling at your shirt, hinting that she wanted it off. you obeyed, pulling your shirt off your body. The sight left her breathless, your boobs in the plain black bra you wore, your soft stomach, the sweat that glazed your body. It made her body tingle, she was in pure shock. 
You pulled on hers as well, she sat up on her knees to pull  her shirt over her head exposing her bruised body to you. It felt like you two were exploring each other's body for the first time, the wetness in your underwear grew. You sat up, grabbing her waist. You reached up to kiss her, impatient and wanting her. She bent down to meet your lips, slipping her tongue into your mouth. 
Your hands fumbled with her jeans button, trying to undo it but failing. She pulled at your hair, she was the one being needy now. You unbuttoned her jeans, immediately sticking your hand in her jeans. You rubbed her through her underwear, causing her to gasp.
She left tiny kisses along her bra, you let her grind her heat on your fingers; letting her adjust to the immense pleasure. You let her take her time with your fingers, you could feel her wetness grow through her underwear. Her moans grew, grabbing onto your shoulders for support; you decided now was a good time to put your hand in her underwear. 
You stuck two fingers in almost immediately, she almost lost her balance. Your fingers worked in and out of her, watching as her legs shook. Her mouth gaped open, her eyes rolled back, her chest rising and falling roughly. 
She was lost in her own pleasure, her body was basically frozen up; letting you fuck her with your fingers. You decided to lay her back because she was wobbling back and forth, you could swear she was going to fall and break her head open if you didn’t. 
She grabbed onto you, pulling you into a kiss. She grabbed at your boobs, sloppy massaging the flesh. She let out a moan when you brushed your thumb against her bundle of nerves, you smirked.
“K-keep doing that..” She moaned out, you continue working your hand on her 
She threw her head back, allowing you to kiss her neck. You sucked, bit and kissed her neck until there was nothing but purple love bites on it. She dug her nails into your back, leaving scars there for sure. You watched in admiration, watching as she took what you gave her so well. 
Her hands made their way to her own boobs, grabbing at them. You took that as a hint of what she wanted, you pulled her sports bra up and left soft kisses along the flesh. That’s exactly what she wanted, her moans got louder. Her hands grabbed at you again, making their way down your body. 
“I wanna... touch you.” She said, in between breaths. 
You nodded, moving your hand down to your jeans. You pulled them off with your hand still on her. She watched as you did so, staring at your cloth covered heat. She leaned up to push you back down with her, almost immediately pushing her hand down your pants. Her legs wrapped around your waist, pushing your fingers deeper into her. 
She worked her fingers in and out of you like you did her, the same pace; she wanted to come undone with you. Your lips messily moved together, bumping teeth and breathing heavily into each other's mouths. 
“Fuck, ellie...” You breathed out as her fingers pushed deeper into you. 
You both were moaning messes, hips thrusting together, sweat dripping down each other's bodies, moans coming together. She was so close, any change in pace or movement could send her off the edge. You were still so sensitive from your first orgasm that you were on the verge as well. 
“I wanna cum together...” She moaned out, you hummed out a response. 
You thrust your hips roughly, knowing she  wouldn’t last too long. You could feel your orgasm pick up, making the knot in your belly tighten. She couldn’t hold any longer, her orgasm ripped through her. She came with a loud moan, her walls contracted against your walls. It didn’t take you long to cum after that, a few more thrusts and the knot in your belly exploded. 
You collapsed on top of her, your bodies going limp from the pleasure. You stayed like that a bit, coming down from your earth shattering orgasms. You could hear ellies heart beat, it made you sleepy. She chuckled, causing you to pop your head up. 
“What?” You asked, giving her neck tiny kisses. 
“I just would never thought we would fuck in a movie theater.” She laughed out. 
You chuckled, giving her neck a couple more small kisses before moving off of her. You made yourself comfortable by her side, squeezing between her and the couch. 
“Really? That was in my bucket list.” You joked, interlocking your hands. “I just didn’t think I'd be at the top.” 
“Hey!” She shouted, looking over at you. “You didn’t get me a chance to top... you know i always top.” 
You giggled, looking over at her. At this moment it was only the two of you on the word. Right now you two weren’t chasing after Abby, you weren’t thinking of Joel, there were no nightmares; It was just you two laying there in an abandoned movie theater. She lifted her hand up to caress your face, watching as your mouth contorted into a smile. 
“Thank you...” She paused. “I really needed this.” 
“I’m glad you enjoyed it.” you said, giving her a kiss once more
You both laid there, exhausted  from the journey, the sex, and the 2 hours of sleep you were both running on. You both lazily cuddled up to each other, lulling to sleep by the quietness of the theater. 
“We should fuck in art museum next.” She joked. 
“ooh, that’d be hot. All the weird art watching us.” You joked back
“Why are we like this??” 
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Top 5 Best Executed Deaths
A few weeks ago, I did a list talking about the Top 5 Character Deaths That Made Me Side-Eye the Writers and I thought it was only fair that I talk about some of the character deaths that I thought were actually done well. So consider this like a companion to that list. 
Like I said in that T5F, this is TWDG, a game series all about people surviving in a world overrun by zombies. Naturally, characters are going to die. Some of these characters get pretty shitty deaths that only happened to fill a quota, some had effort and thought put into them and how they were going to effect the story and remaining characters. These are deaths that served their purpose, progressed the story, or are an understandable conclusion to a character’s arc. 
Do keep in mind that when I say that I enjoy the way these were done/handled/portrayed/whatever, this isn’t me taking joy outta watching these deaths play out. Hell, I kinda hate most of the deaths on this list, but just because I don’t want this character to die or I wish they stuck around longer doesn’t mean I can’t recognize when it’s executed well, y’know? 
5. Larry and the meat locker incident
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So.... Larry’s an asshole, y’know? He made it on another T5F because he sucks. No one likes Larry. 
He treats Lee like garbage, treats his own daughter terribly, and is overall just a piece of shit. That being said, he played his role well. He did what he needed to do which was be a antagonistic character within the group who posed a threat to Lee by threatening to expose his past. He creates a lot of tension within the group, he puts all this pressure on Lilly, you can’t even attempt to show any kindness to him because he doesn’t care about anyone but himself and Lilly. 
That being said.... his death scene is pretty good. Y’know, you play through ep2 for the first time and you’ve just discovered that these people are cannibals and they have you locked in a fucking meat locker so they can butcher you later, and Larry is freakin’ the fuck out because he’s pissed. Lilly is sick in the corner, Kenny is desperately trying to find a way out because they have his family, and Clementine is terrified, and Lee is just waking up. 
You go over and try to calm Larry down because he’s pounding at the door and this dude.... this bastard has the gall to be like “Fuck you, you must really hate me! I’m plannin’ on bein’ around waaaaaay after you’re dead! I’ll be the one to put you down!”
Then he has a heart attack. 
And you’re stuck in this meat locker with him. You don’t know if he’s alive or not-- Kenny immediately deems him dead, Lilly is desperately trying to resuscitate him, and they’re both yelling at you. You gotta decide if you’re gonna help Lilly try to bring him back, or if you’re gonna help Kenny make sure he doesn’t turn. 
Not matter what you do, Kenny smashes Larry’s head in with a damn saltlick because I guess he missed the opening of the episode where they remind you that your actions have consequences. 
Larry’s death has lasting effects on your relationships with both Lilly and Kenny, though more so Kenny since no matter what, Lilly loses it a little and ends up murdering Carley/Doug and leaving the group. But boy, Kenny will never forget the time you didn’t wanna play hero with him and smash a guys head in right in front of his daughter. 
It’s a damn good scene, I gotta hand it to ‘em. I hate Larry and I can’t say I miss him, but I can definitely see both sides of the argument on what to do there. Plus it’s... I dunno, a creative death? and I kinda like that? No one else is out here getting their heads done in with a saltlick, y’know? 
Anyway, Larry sucks but his death? Well done. 
4.  Minerva and the tragic showdown on the bridge
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Oh man, I really am digging my own grave with the Minnie crowd lately, huh? Ah well, I’m sure it’s fine. 
Listen...okay, look. I have a lot of feelings about the bridge scene. On one hand, I hate it. On the other hand, I kind of love it? 
Like, does it piss me off that Tenn dies here because I trust AJ? Yep. Do I still wish they had maybe put Lilly here so that she could actually do her job as a villain? Sure. Does it upset me that AJ ends up shooting his best friend in order to save Louis? Totally. Does it annoy me that Minerva just won’t fucking die even though I shot her and the walkers keep nom noming her? Absolutely. 
That being said, I can’t pretend that Minerva’s death isn’t pretty great.... which I know will upset the Minnie crowd who always talk about how it’s bullshit she died here and she deserved a redemption arc... but lemme explain. 
Looking at the game itself, the text and story progression, Minerva was never going to get that. She was never set up as someone we were gonna “fix” or as someone who would have a change of heart and switch to our side. From the moment we meet her, she’s too far gone. The delta have their claws sunk deep within her, they brainwashed her, forced her to murder her own sister, and she has completely given up. She never expresses any desire to go back to the school. Nope, the delta is her home now. Her family. And it’s tragic. She and Sophie proof of what would happen to the Ericson crew if the delta go ahold of them-- “which twin will you be?” y’know? 
She fucks us over instead of actually helping us, we escape, the boat explodes, but Minerva doesn’t go down with the boat. Nope, she makes it to land and well... she fucking loses it. She sees her delta family get taken out by walkers and she goes nuts with her gun and gets half of her face chewed off by a walker.
So yeah..... she’s dead. Almost. They try to act like we’re supposed to believe that she’s really dead after she gets surrounded by walkers and throws the grenade at Clementine and all that but c’mon.... unless I see a body or a walker version, I don’t believe shit. 
Which brings me to the bridge.... there’s a lot of dread building up to Minerva’s final appearance, and you just hear her singing the damn song and bringing a bunch of walkers with her. Not to mention that she already looks dead. She looks like a walker who can talk, and not gonna lie, I like it. It’s freaky and sad and fucked up and adds so much to her character at this point. I mean, she’s here to kill Tenn so that they can all be a family again. She’s smiling and relieved that she’s dying and boy she just can’t wait to take Tenn with her and it’s not great.
She’s here to die and to take someone down with her, and she’s not leaving until she does. Hell, if she can take Clementine out, that’s just a bonus at this point. 
ALSO can’t forget that if AJ does shoot and kill Tenn, Minerva is still alive as she’s being eaten by walkers and she looks so damn happy as she reaches out and says, “Yes, come with me...” 
Like..... it’s so fucked, and I hate that I love it. From a storytelling standpoint, it’s a fitting death to conclude Minerva’s character and it impacts everyone there in more ways than one. 
3. Duck and incredible emotional impact
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Oh, Duck... poor, poor Duck. 
This one has stuck with me and I hate it. I was never one of those players who hated Duck from the beginning. It’s interesting to go back and see how people reacted to him in the first couple episodes because a lot of them didn’t like him. They found Duck to be annoying, loud, stupid, and would even wonder “yeesh, when can I kill this kid?” 
Which is yikes but not gonna get into that right now. 
But from my understanding, Telltale got wind of this and knowing they were gonna kill him off, were like “Okay, y’all dumb, so here--” and they added in that little segment with Detective Duck where he helps Lee figure out what’s been going on with the stole meds. It’s a cute scene where we get to hang out with Duck and he proves that he’s not stupid, he’s just... y’know, a child. 
Then the motor inn gets attacked, shit goes down after they escape, and it’s revealed that Duck was bitten. 
Oh man, let me tell you about emotional impact both on the characters and the player because wow. 
Duck’s death is slow, drawn out...and since it’s early in the series, there’s a lot of denial, mostly from Kenny. They find the train and Kenny fixates on it because to him, if he gets it working and they can just get away, Duck can recover. Duck isn’t like the others, he’s just a little sick and everyone is making a big fuss about it. 
Then you have Katjaa, who starts out in that denial stage but she moves into acceptance a lot quicker than Kenny does and well.... that might be because she made up her mind about what she was going to do, which that is a whole other layer of fucking despair to this situation. 
They also do something that I like with Kenny by adding that depth of him believing he had something like this coming after what happened at Hershel’s farm. Y’know, when he grabbed Duck and took off, leaving Shawn to die? Yeah that. 
He’s been so adamant about protecting his family to the point where he doesn’t have anything for the rest of the group, aside from Lee if he helps kill Larry. He did what he could to keep his wife and child safe and in the end, it didn’t matter. Duck still got bit, and now everything is shit. 
Then when you thought it couldn’t hurt even more, you find Katjaa dead in the woods and you still have to take care of Duck, whether you have Lee shoot him or have Kenny do it, or even just leave him to turn. Either way.... Duck’s death is just one big ol’ despairing oof.
It’s really good, guys. The music, dialogue, scenery, the pain....They really nailed Duck’s death in such an emotional way and it doesn’t just end there. This sticks with Kenny all the way through S2 and changes him as a character. It impacted Clementine and Lee greatly because this kickstarted Chuck telling them that Clem would end up just like Duck if things didn’t change. 
S1 just... knew how to kill off its characters... well, for the most part. 
2. Marlon and the death that had to happen whether we like it or not
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Sigh.... okay. 
So... Marlon. Lemme tell you some things about Marlon’s death. 
First, I hate it. Nothing new there. If you know anything about me, you know that I am vocal in my desire for the Marlon redemption arc, for the “Marlon lives” AU’s and the “Marlon lives longer but dies differently” AU’s. I like Marlon as a character, I find him to be a fascinating character study. Ray Chase’s performance as Marlon brings so much personality and I love it.  So naturally, I wanted more of him in TFS. 
Here’s the thing. I may want all of those things, I may take a lot of joy from discussing these ideas with you guys and coming up with different scenarios,  theories, AU’s about him, and I’ll always be the first one to be like “I hate that Marlon dies in ep1, I wish AJ hadn’t shot him! Woulda liked for him to stick around longer!” 
But with the story TFS is trying to tell, Marlon has to die. AJ has to shoot him. I don’t like it, you don’t like it, no one likes it.... but that’s just how it is. 
Marlon is presented to us as this chill and genuine guy trying to keep his group safe and together. He feels the pressure of being responsible for all the lives in this school and that’s a lot to put on a teen growing up in the apocalypse. 
Then we learn that hey, the twins didn’t die. No, last year they ran into Abel and Marlon made a deal with him where he traded the twins in order to save himself, Brody, and the rest of the school. He wanted to plan a rescue mission, but he was too scared, so he and Brody kept it to themselves. They made up a story about the twins dying and moved on, but that continued to weigh down on them. 
Then Abel comes back, Brody freaks out, tells Clementine the truth, and Marlon hits her so hard that it kills her. 
And it gets worse. 
You go through the whole confrontation with Marlon trying to cover his ass and blame Clementine for Brody’s murder, he’s waving AJ’s gun around and threatening to shoot Clem while everyone is gathered around watching. It’s raining, it’s super dramatic and tense and I love it. 
In the end, Marlon gives up and he just wants to leave. Let him become a bad memory, he’ll never come back, just let him go. 
Then AJ shoots him in the head unprompted. He just.... he just does it and then wonders why everyone is looking at him like he’s a murder baby. 
Marlon’s death is crucial, not just to kickstart the plot but also for AJ’s character arc. His death affects everyone in that school. It makes Clementine question herself and if she’s raising AJ right, it breaks Louis’ heart, it pisses off Mitch, it sets Violet off on her bullshit. Everyone is hurting and confused because they don’t know what to do. Marlon is dead and AJ, this tiny toddler, was the one who pulled the trigger. 
From the beginning, we’re told that AJ is always listening, watching, and what we do will affect him for better or worse.... and maybe you don’t think much when you tell him to always aim for them head, but when he says exactly what you taught him after murdering Marlon...? Yeah, you’re sitting there like “Well, fuck.” 
But if this didn’t happen, if AJ didn’t kill Marlon, then.... there’s not a lot left. Sure the raiders are still coming, but AJ no longer has to go through what he has to or realize how much he hurt everyone. He’s no longer on that path that made him such an interesting and layered character. 
Sure, you coulda made him shoot someone else, but the fact that it was Marlon is what made it impactful.
Ugh, it’s good and I hate it. I hate it so much. 
1. Lee and the death that broke all our hearts
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.......Just-
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-y’know?
What else is there to say?
Well, alright, I’ll explain. 
We play as Lee in S1, we go on this whole journey with him and develop him as a character, establish relationships, and care for Clementine. He’s a great character. I did a list on why he’s great, too, if you wanna check that out but all you really need to know is that we all loved Lee.
Lee’s got a lot of baggage, given that he was on his way to prison for murdering the dude who was sleeping with his wife. But then the apocalypse happened and he got a second chance to do some good... or I guess bad? if you do a scumbag Lee run? 
Anyway-- no matter what, he cares for Clementine and it’s nice to see them bond over the course of the season... so when shit hits the fan and Clementine gets kidnapped by the Stranger, we’re just as upset as Lee is.
Then Lee gets bit.... and we realize that even though he’s our playable protagonist, he was never safe either. He gets bit and I can still remember the feeling of like... a bowling ball dropping in my stomach and my heart hurting because no... no, no, not Lee. I basically became Kenny like “No, he’s different! Lee isn’t gonna die! Being bit doesn’t mean death!” and while that is technically true.... had to face it: Lee’s going to die by the end of the season. 
Ep5 of S1 is a whole journey... We’re dealing with trying to save Clementine while seeing Lee get worse and worse-- he’s passing out, he’s growing paler and slower and it’s hard to watch. You maybe get a little bit of hope if you decide to cut his arm off, but that’s just... it’s too late for that. 
Not only is he fighting this, but then you got Ben who gets impaled and Kenny “dies” putting him outta his misery and Lee’s powerless to do anything. So great, that sucks. 
But at least he’s got Christa and Omid.... until they get separated at the Marsh House and Lee’s gotta get through a herd of them by himself. 
This slow burn is so good. His condition gets progressively worse but he’s so determined to get to Clem that it doesn’t matter. He doesn’t have time to think about what is inevitably going to happen to him, even if the player does. 
And just.... the final scene... y’know, the actual death scene? 
It’s so good. It’s a beautiful, emotional punch in the face. Like, way to end your game like this... Lee is trapped her with Clementine and he can’t walk, he can’t get up no matter how much Clementine begs him to try, he just- he can’t. He knows it’s all over for him and so he has her handcuff him to this heater so that no matter what, he can’t hurt her and just.... their final moments together where Lee is minutes away from death but is struggling to tell her as much as he can and I’m crying.
Then of course, the final choice-- Do you shoot Lee, or do you leave him to turn?
Both ending hurt my soul, but they’re both great in different ways. Shooting him is so heartbreaking... seeing little Clem sobbing as she points the gun at him and closes her eyes, then it cuts to black as the shot rings out and you hear Lee’s final breath....
BUT THEN YOU HAVE THE LEAVE HIM ENDING WHICH-
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Lee manages to tell her more when you choose not to shoot him, but just watching Clementine get to the door and her little “don’t go” before Lee closes his eyes and falls over limp... falls over dead, I just--
Ouch... I am applauding this through my ugly sobs. 
It’s the best death in the series. It has everything and then some- emotional impact, works to progress the story and characters, amazing dialogue and performances.... It still gets me to this day. 
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Honorable Mentions
-Mark’s death technically happens off screen, but I mean, c’mon... Mark wasn’t the most compelling character, but everyone remembers what happened to him. Everyone remembers walker Mark. What happened to him showed us just how fucked the St Johns were and it’s excellent.  -Brody’s death is pretty good, too.  -Abel’s death is an interesting one. He’s a garbage can, but they managed to humanize him just a bit by the way he hands his soon-to-be demise.  -Badger when Conrad kills him. It’s super good.  -I’m looking over this list now and it’s kinda funny that not a single S2 death made it here... it’s almost like all the character death that happened there was because a quota needed to be filled and who cares about complex character development when you got Kenny and nothing really matters I guess... ugh. The best deaths would probably be Carver, and Kenny when you shoot him but they’re not good enough to be in a top 5 so.... good job.
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So... that was fun. What do you guys think? Do you agree with my choices or nah? Do you have a favorite death I didn’t list that you thought was well executed? Let me know, I’m curious. 
Have any suggestions for future T5F’s? Feel free to send ‘em in! :D
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creator tag
Rules: It’s time to love yourselves! Choose your 5 (ish) favorite works you created in the past year (fics, art, edits, etc.) and link them below to reflect on the amazing things you brought into the world in 2020. Tag as many writers/artists/etc. as you want (fan or original) so we can spread the love and link each other to awesome works! 
thank you @kckenobi​ and @pandora15 for the tag!! <3 so here are the works, in no particular order and also oh gee i am so sorry this got so painfully long you can tell i’m procrastinating on my final + also i just tend to run my mouth when im talking about writing asdffd
to these memories (After Darth Sidious is defeated, everything changes. Some for the better, others not so much. Mostly better though. (Or: Anakin becomes a dad. Rex rehabilitates clone troopers who no longer want to be a part of the army. Ahsoka gets a call from an old friend. And maybe Obi-Wan finds out it’s not just his enemies who don’t stay dead. Basically, everyone gets the happy ending they deserve.)
so this was my first major longform tcw fic, and i just. i have a lot of feelings about this fic, mostly nostalgia and lots of gratefulness. first of all, i think i met a lot of super cool people through this fic, and i also? just? idk, this was a major project that i kind of worked on to cope with post-tcw sadness + also just. general sadness about the world’s situation. writing this story was actually super healing for me, mostly because i just. really wanted to have something where happy endings existed. 
so this really...was an experience, and i’m so super grateful for everyone who read along. to this day, whenever i get a comment about this fic, i feel super happy because it makes me feel glad to know that there were some people who took comfort in this work, because i really wanted this fic to have that kind of effect on people. :’) 
there they are (Right before Ahsoka leaves for Mandalore, Rex distracts Bo-Katan so she could give her family a proper goodbye. (There's hugging. We just needed our trio to hug.)
i think this was one of my first tcw fics of 2020, and. i just remember impulse writing this after watching old friends not forgotten because i was just. so sad that we didn’t get an anakin and ahsoka hug or a trio hug or anything. i understand why they didn’t--like, i really, really do, but. but i think if there’s a theme i’m going through this year, it’s ‘this was sad, so i’m gonna make it happy!!!’, so...as my masterlist puts it, ‘dave filoni said no trio hug, so i said fine, i’ll do it’. 
uhhhhh, how very unusual of me, but!!! probably my working on a new original story. i’ve got the fourth draft of another story siting in the background, but. this other story idea came at me, and five outlines later, i started this story. i’m about three chapters down now, but. a snippet of the prologue: 
“Well…it’s also a rather important story,” Rosalind said. “Do you enjoy stories?”
“I want to be a writer,” I blurted, and I stopped at that. I fiddled with my mug, heat that had nothing to do with the hot chocolate or the fire rushing to my face. Silly, oversharing me—oh, what a young, lonely child I was back then. So desperate for conversation that I had grown out of practice and resorted to sharing details that the average stranger would not care for.
But then again, these were not the average strangers—although I’m sure you’ve figured that for yourself.
“Yes,” I said meekly. “I enjoy stories.”
“Well,” Dae said after some time, “it’s good that you’re a writer.”
I lifted my head, and this time, I saw Dae and Rosalind smile at each other. A softer smile, one that made me feel suddenly dreadfully, dreadfully lonely.
“You might want to write this down,” Rosalind said at last. 
And so I did. 
*and cue the actual story* i won’t say too much because adsfsdfsfd talking about my original work makes me feel awkward + also i am constantly in fear of people stealing ideas even though,,,even though i know the only person who can write this story is me, anyways, but uh. i will say that i have a plan for a five-part series that’s basically about a witch and a princess. there’s a prophecy in the background. there’s magic. there’s rivals to friends to enemies to lovers. there’s father figures + big sister figures + found family + ancient kingdoms + the real world blending with the fantasy world + uh i’ve said enough okeee bye that’s it
the moment was enough (The war ends. Ahsoka and Obi-Wan try to work things out since the last time they actually saw each other.) 
it had been a long while since i had written anything that was really just about ahsoka and obi-wan, but. i think everyone knows that i really love my grandpadawan and grandmaster duo? idk, this fic really made me feel things because i was thinking a lot about how obi-wan and ahsoka had left things. i wanted to make it pretty clear that they both clearly care about each other a lot, but like. also. there’s still some hurt there. i just had so much fun writing this, because obi-wan and ahsoka are such an underrated duo and i love them :’) 
loose stitches (The discovery and aftermath of Maul. Anakin and Ahsoka find themselves pacing in front of the Council chambers multiple times. They might have taken Obi-Wan to Dex’s. Something might have unraveled, only to be stitched back together.) 
kasey before you say anything pls know that i would talk about this fic until literally the day i die i am sorry if i am making you feel self-conscious--but anyways this was a collab with the ever-talented, ever-wonderful @kckenobi. so uh, quick story which mayhaps i might not have told anyone before, but whatever, i’m listening to evermore and therefore have no choice but to be emotional huh--this fic was like...one of the first collabs i’ve ever done? in general, collaborations were always something that made me nervous because it required lots of vulnerability and honesty, and there’s a side of me that’s very obsessed with having this image of Neat Writer Who Has Coherent Thoughts (which,,,doesn’t even exist so why was i obsessed? no idea). so that said, this collab was just. so wild + wonderful because it really was, first of all, such a cool, magical experience. there’s something so amazing and insane about passing words back and forth and like, even a screen apart, there’s something magical about like. sitting down at a laptop at the end of the day and feeling like you’re about to step into a portal where it’s just two people trying to spin a story. writing with kasey was just such a wonderful, absolutely magical experience, and i’m really glad that we got to write this story + the many more that we did. just. there’s something really personal and beautiful about writing until 1, 2, 3 am when the world’s asleep. anyways. magical. 
asdfsdfd i’m very sorry that this got so incredibly long, but!! that said, 2020 was a hard year for lots of different reasons both personally + because of *gestures at the world* but. like. i’m really, really glad that i got back to writing clone wars fic this year, because i’ve met so many wonderful, wonderful, wonderful people here, and. yeah. y’all are my serotonin suppliers, and i do refer to a lot of people here as ‘oh yeah, my friend and i were talking the other day about...’ and ‘why are you smiling?’ ‘oh, just something a friend said--’ and. yeah. i hope y’all have a wonderful, wonderful rest of the year + also a wonderful life because y’all are simply the best :’)) 
no-pressure tags: @lightasthesun @meandmyechoes @soplantyourownflowers @ilonga @sonderwalker @mytardisisparked @60sec400 and really, honestly, anyone else who wants to!!! <333 (like. i mean it. literally. just tag me and lemme scream encouragements at you.)
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Forty-Seven G [Part 1 of 3]
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"U r flying aboard the Seduction 747 And this plane is fully equipped with anything your body desires
If 4 any reason there is a loss in cabin pressure I will automatically drop down 2 apply more
2 activate the flow of excitement Extinguish all clothing materials and pull my body close 2 yours Place my lips over your mouth and kiss, kiss
Normally, in the event there is overexcitement Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device…"
Prince – "International Lover"
Summary:  Erik Killmonger takes a break from M.I.T. to fly to a friend's wedding and gives a flight attendant working on her birthday a lovely gift. Mature Content. Basically, smut y’all. Enjoy.  
Fa'aana Brown greeted each passenger on board the Boeing 777 with a practiced charm and a wide smile of her pearly whites. She had stepped in for the lead flight attendant, Lucy, who had to take care of a surly passenger who insisted that his first-class accommodations were not to his liking because he wanted a window seat instead of the aisle seat he had already paid for.
Thankfully their international flight to the Leonardo da Vinci–Fiumicino Airport wasn't crowded. It was the offseason in Rome, so many of the flight attendants would be able to rest on this leg of their trip. Fa'aana would be in charge of the galley in the rear section of the plane, and when she glanced at her watch, she saw they would actually leave the gate relatively early by the looks of the dwindling number of passengers coming down the ramp.
"Whew, problem solved, our Mr. Clayton has been satisfied," Lucy said, tucking a loose strand of her chemically-treated blonde hair behind her ear.
"Did you move him?"
"No, just set him up with some bourbon and cookies. He just wanted to be catered to." "I bet it was that southern accent of yours too."
Lucy smirked.
"A Charleston, South Carolina belle here at your service Mr. Clayton," Lucy said in a breathy voice and batting her false eye-lashes.
"Work it, honey," Fa'aana said handing the speakerphone to Lucy so she could make final announcements before take-off.
"See ya later," Lucy said as Fa'aana made her final cabin check from the mid-section to the back, closing overhead bins and assisting passengers with bags that didn't fit under their seats.
Her temporary work husband Mark, a soft-spoken flight attendant from Spain, was in the galley filling up their snack carts and checking supplies for the ten-hour flight.
"Looks like a cake-walk," Mark said glancing out and peeping the less than full cabin.
Fa'aana checked the pre-heat timer of the convection oven as it waited to be used for the in-flight meal of penne pasta and meatballs.
"Let's hope so. Lucy put out a little fire with a man in first class. Other than that, we are looking good," she said.
Fa'aana did a final check to make sure things were secure before take-off in the galley when she noticed a last-minute passenger making his way toward the back.
Something about his swagger down the left side of the aisle made her know he was American. He was Black and a part of her always got excited when she saw Black people on international flights. So many of her friends back in Atlanta complained about working so hard and not being able to afford overseas travel. Staycations were the theme in her clique, so seeing another Black person going out of the country was exciting for her. It was part of the reason why she became a flight attendant, even though her workload didn't really allow that dream of fun/leisure world travel to come to fruition as much over the past two years. She did her best to encourage others to get out of America. She even wrote a little travel blog that got quite a few hits. She aimed her tips toward single Black women trying to make the globe-trotting lifestyle worth their time and coins.
Round black sunglasses, form-fitting black woven Nike tracksuit, and expensive track kicks. Nice dark mustache, a soul patch, and a light scruffy beard. Fresh cornrows with intricate braid patterns decorated the top of his head, with the sides shaved low. His head bent down to check his ticket and when he found his seat, he opened the overhead bin to toss in a small duffle bag. He pulled a small black computer bag from his back and sat down, tucking the bag under the seat in front of him.
Fa'aana walked down to his seat when she noticed that the straps to his duffle bag were sticking out from under the overhead bin. She opened the bin and tucked in his straps. When she glanced down, his dark lenses were looking up at her and she saw his lips. Up close.
Lord have mercy.
His lips were so lush and full. And his braids smelled so good, fresh coconut oil…
"Thanks, Ma," he said.
"Welcome aboard," she said.
He took off his dark glasses and stared at her chest. She was about to feel offended but then he glanced back up at her face.
"Is that a Polynesian name?" he asked. She realized he was looking at her name tag.
He had a regional accent she was trying to place.
"Yes, it is. Samoan."
"You Samoan?"
"My father is half. Other half Black. Mother Black too."
She thought she looked obviously Black. She was darker than he was by a shade and her hair texture was thick like her Mama's and shrunk up tight when she washed it. Her shoulder-length curls were slicked up with aloe gel and knotted on top of her head for work. He nodded staring at her face. His eyes were kind of intense. She felt like he was studying her.
He tried pronouncing her name and she laughed. So did the passenger sitting at the window seat. The middle seat was empty.
"I sound like a dolphin saying it, huh?" His smile revealed dimples in his cheeks.
Her fingers went to her lips to keep herself from laughing at him again.
"How do you say it?" he asked.
"We pronounce all the vowels like this…"
She said it for him and his eyes watched her lips. She felt her stomach flutter and she was beginning to feel warm.
"Pretty," he said, "Fuh-ah-nuh…"
"Close enough," she said as he tried several passes to catch the right way.
In her periphery, she saw Mark waving to her from the back.
"Enjoy your flight," she said heading toward the galley once again.
Mark pulled her to the side.
"Is he famous?" he asked.
"What?"
"Is he a singer? Rapper? Actor?"
"I don't know—"
"He has that look. He carries himself like a celebrity. Dark glasses and all…"
"Lots of people wear dark glasses on long flights, Mark. Red eyes from being tired."
Mavis, an older Black flight attendant who could run circles around the entire crew burst into the back carrying a small plastic bag of trash.
"Ooh, y'all see that cutie in forty-seven G?" she said putting the trash away.
"Does he look like someone famous?" Mark asked.
Mavis patted her short cut wig and looked at them both.
"Not really, but man, he got it going on. Body all tight…lips all—"
"Okay, okay, let's focus on the job at hand you guys," Fa'aana said.
The pre-flight video played on every individual passenger screen and Fa'aana was happy to feel the plane backing away from the gate. Once they had reached cruising altitude, she could start the drink and snack cart run and then relax for a bit before the dinner run.
Buckled up into her galley seat she could see down the aisle and saw the arm of the man in forty-seven G lying on the outer armrest.
A young white woman sitting across from him in the middle row was talking to him with animated energy, and he was holding an earbud in his hand while listening to her. The woman leaned across her armrest and Forty-Seven G stuck his earbud back in and turned away from her. The woman looked shocked and eased back into her seat.
Fa'aana chuckled wondering what transpired to make him ignore the woman so abruptly.
She thought of him trying to say her name. Most people would slaughter it and then try to pronounce it the way they wanted to say it, making it easy for them. Or, they just nicknamed her "Ana". But as her Daddy used to tell her, if people can pronounce fucking Schwarzenegger or Tchaikovsky, they could pronounce her name correctly too. And Mr. Forty-Seven G did his best to get it right. God bless him.
Cruising Altitude.
She unfastened her seat in the galley and began the careful push of the metal snack/drink cart down the aisle. Mark worked the left side of the plane and part of the middle and she worked the right and the other half of the middle. Most of the passengers wanted the free wine and peanuts, and because their section wasn't completely full, they were moving right along.
When Fa'aana made it to forty-seven F, she was able to see the tight-lipped white woman who tried to holler at forty-seven G. The woman looked to be in her early twenties with overly caked make-up, and hair teased to look like a wavy cascade of light brown curls.
"Cookies, peanuts?" Fa'aana asked giving the woman a pleasant look.
"Peanuts, and can I have a white wine?"
Fa'aana handed the woman two bags of salted peanuts and poured wine into a plastic white cup.
When she turned toward forty-seven G, she asked the window seat passenger what he wanted first and the older white man sitting there dismissed her with a smile and a wave of his hand. He was focused on his movie.
"And you?" she said.
"Kentucky Straight on the rocks," he said holding his earbud from his left ear.
She smirked.
"What?" he said smiling at her flashing those dimples again.
"Nothing. I'll have to get that from the back, so give me a minute to finish and I'll bring it right back. Snack?"
His eyes felt like they raked across her whole body even though they just stayed glued to her face. She felt a shiver ghost her neck as she glanced at his lips again.
"Lemme get summa them cookies."
She reached into her cart and pulled out two packages of cinnamon cookies and handed it to him with a couple of napkins. His fingers brushed against hers and then he let down his service tray in front of him.
"Where are you from?" she asked, her curiosity getting the better of her.
"Oakland," he said.
"I was trying to place your accent." "Erik," he said holding out his hand. She shook it.
"Nice to meet you, Erik. Be right back."
She moved down the aisle and completed her run, and as she moved back to the galley, she had the sensation that he was watching her. She didn't look behind her.
She checked the liquor cabinet and pulled out the whiskey he wanted. She poured him an extra serving over the ice and tried to figure out why she was feeling a certain way about this dude. He looked young, but his demeanor seemed older to her. In seven hours, she would be turning twenty-six years old. She planned on celebrating when she returned to Atlanta. She felt like she looked her age, but forty-seven G…no Erik, his name was Erik,…he could be early twenties or maybe younger.
She wasn't into younger dudes. She also wasn't really into guys her own age because they were so un-focused to her. She liked older men, at least six to seven years older. In fact, a nice thirty-year-old city planner was waiting to take her out for her birthday when she returned home from the Italy turn-around.
She walked carefully back to Erik's seat and handed him his drink with more napkins.
He took a sip right away.
"Hmmm, not bad. Thank you, Fa'aana," he said.
Whew, chile. She felt her clit thump when he said her name the right way in a seductive tone. It shocked her and she just stood there feeling like he knew what happened inside her panties.
"Enjoy," she said scurrying away from him.
What the hell?
She stood in the back of the galley and wiped her forehead.
"You alright?" Mark asked turning on the convection oven.
"Yes. Just feeling a little warm."
"Really, it's a bit chilly out there. I passed out a few extra blankets."
"It's just me."
"You're not getting sick are you?"
"No."
"Drink plenty of water."
"I will."
The dinner run was smooth and when she served Erik his in-flight meal, he was gracious but focused on a movie he was watching. Clean-up was a breeze and once several rounds of free wine went out along with some black coffee, passengers began to batten down the hatches for sleep. Lights were lowered and Fa'aana snacked a bit before snagging a row of seats to herself in the last middle back row. She sat on the right aisle side so she could keep an eye on the floor. Mark stayed watch hidden in the galley seat and Mavis took no shame finding a row for herself on the far-left side a few rows up from Fa'aana.
Killing time, she started playing a trivia game on the video screen. She was kicking ass playing with seven other passengers. Passenger forty-seven G was hanging neck and neck with her.
Wait. That was Erik.
She stuck her head out and leaned over to look up his way and she could see him pressing buttons on his screen fast. He turned his head to look back, and she ducked back in her seat so he couldn't see her.
After thirty minutes when she won three games out of five, she switched over to a card game of solitaire.
"Nah, go back to the trivia screen."
She was startled to see Erik standing next to her row.
"I was wondering who was sitting back here in fifty-seven F messing up my scores," he said, a sly smile on his lips.
"Busted," she said.
"You're good."
"I've been known to keep a ton of useless trivia in my head. It just comes out in my favor on here."
His eyes were relaxed and he seemed to hold his liquor well after two glasses of wine after his dinner.
"You mind if I sit back here with you and play another round? I want to see if you're cheating or not."
"Cheating? Brain power, Sir."
"Alright, Ma. Let's see then. Scoot over."
She thought about it for a moment.
"You still on the clock?" he asked.
"Yes—"
"Most people are sleep. Just a quick game. Your boss comes through I'll say you were helping me with my screen."
It was tempting.
"One quick game," she said scooting her petite frame over in order to allow his much taller and well-built one to squeeze in next to her.
They both went to the trivia game screen. There was only one other person playing with them.
"Oh, so that's how you pick your answers so fast, you keep your finger on the screen the whole time," he said.
He followed suit, and soon they were matching scores. He beat her for two rounds, but she cleaned up on the last one.
"You want another drink or anything?" she asked.
"Another whiskey would be nice, thanks," he said.
She stood up and scooted past him, straightening her skirt when she reached the aisle. He watched her hand smooth the back. She had a little booty that poked out a bit, but she didn't think it was that obvious, but the way he was looking at her made her self-aware.
She stepped into the galley and poured him another big drink. Mark was asleep. She had to keep her eyes open just in case a passenger needed anything.
"Here," she said handing him the drink along with another packet of cookies.
"Look at you taking care of me," he said winking at her.
It felt odd to be sitting next to him while he drank.
He must've read her mind.
"Here, have a sip," he said handing his cup to her.
"Umm…"
"You can use the straw, I didn't. I'm healthy as hell, just so you know," he said.
"That would not be a good look for me while I'm working. Plus, that drink is really strong."
"It is. You hooked me up though. Not even one sip?"
His eyes had a puppy dog look to them and he tilted his head staring at her.
What could it hurt? It would be her birthday soon enough.
She took his cup and had a tiny sip.
"Stop playing, girl," he said.
His voice sounded raspy. His scruffy beard and mustache really started to look sexy to her. She normally liked men to have neat facial hair, but Erik's looked free and easy- Black hipster chic. She wanted to rub her cheek against it…
Her face felt warm again and she took a bigger sip of his drink.
"There you go. Good, huh?"
The heat hit her throat and she squeezed her eyes shut and gasped. He laughed.
"Amateur," he teased. She started coughing and he reached over and rubbed her back, "My bad, you okay, Ma?"
She held a hand up to her chest and he kept rubbing his hand up and down her back until he was touching her neck.
"You can finish that all by yourself," she said.
He removed his hand from her neck and sipped down his drink.
They talked for a bit and she found herself warming up to him. He was easy to talk to. He was going to a friend's wedding in Rome and would be flying back to Massachusetts afterward. He was in his second year of grad school at M.I.T. and damn it to hell, he was only twenty-one.
"Don't think I'm rude for thinking this…I know you're part Samoan, but they some big ass people. But you, you're so petite—"
"I'm supposed to be buff like Dwayne Johnson or something?" she said rolling her eyes.
"I mean, I've met a lot of Polynesian folks in Cali, and they ain't tiny like you—"
"Tiny?"
"Petite, petite! Short?"
She gave him side eye. And then took his cup of whiskey and took another big sip.
"I'm five foot four."
"I'm six one. You little."
"Pfftt."
She eyed him a bit.
"You want to hear a terrible joke?" she asked feeling a bit loose with him.
"Go 'head."
"I hope you're not easily offended."
"I'm not."
"What do get when you mix Samoans with…."
She trailed off.
"What?"
"Does the N-word bother you?"
"Nah, I use it from time to time. Not in mixed white company usually. But we good."
"Okay. Because if I try to tell this another way, it won't come out right."
"Tell it straight."
"Okay, what do you get when you mix Samoans with….okay why are you looking at me like that?" she said and started laughing.
He had his index finger up against his face like he was judging her. He laughed with her.
"Tell your joke, girl. C'mon…"
"What—"
She started snorting and laughing, the whiskey hitting her and making her goofy.
"Forget it," he said smiling at her and taking his cup from her hand, "You can't handle this Miss Lightweight."
He started up another trivia game and she leaned in toward him.
"What do you get when you mix Samoans and niggas?"
"What?" His eyes had a twinkle in them.
"Some more niggas."
"Your parents hear you tell that joke?"
"My Mama was the one who told my Daddy."
"I'm offended."
His eyes became real serious looking. She stopped laughing.
"I'm sorry. That was unprofessional-"
He burst out laughing.
"I'm just fuckin' witchu!"
"Oh my God. I thought you were really upset."
"You had the look of unemployment on your face!"
They both cracked up.
"You're really pretty when you laugh. Your whole body gets into it."
"Thanks—"
"But that snortin' has got to go!"
"Shut up!" She slapped his shoulder and found herself intrigued by him. He was twenty-one, totally not her age bracket at all, but somehow, he acted…grown? Mature? Acted like someone she could be interested in?
"I was going to watch this foreign flick. Would you like to watch it with me?" he asked.
"Let me go do a quick round first?" she asked. He nodded and finished off his whiskey.
She went to the lavatory to relieve herself of the liquor and then she checked in with Mark who was still snoozing in the galley. Several rows from their seats were empty or only had one occupant, and most were asleep. Nice.
She returned to their row. Erik's hand reached up and turned on one of the reading lights above him.
"This will help keep you awake in case someone calls for you," he said.
He pulled out one of the free earphones that they passed out to passengers earlier.
"We can share this. One ear for the movie, the other free to hear a call for whatever."
"You think of everything," she said.
He was so easy.
A complete stranger, but in less than four hours they had shared a drink together, a crude joke, and now she was kicking off her work heels and curling up on a seat to watch a Korean gangster drama.
The movie was fucking intense.
Even though it was edited for public consumption, Fa'aana found it to be filled with graphic violence and so much…sex. Implied sex really. She was glad they were in the last back rows alone; she would feel embarrassed if other people saw what was on the screen.
Erik took up a lot of space in the middle seat.
"You mind if I lift this up?" he asked.
She looked down at his hand. He wanted to pull up the middle armrest.
"Go ahead," she said without thinking, and he lifted it up opening up the only barrier between them. He stretched his legs and widened his thighs. His right thigh brushed against hers.
"Sorry," he said.
"S'okay," she answered.
She glanced at her watch.
"W'sup?" he asked. "Huh?"
"You keep looking at your watch. You gotta be somewhere?"
"Funny. Um, my birthday is about to drop in…oh, snap, my birthday is here already."
"For real? You're working on your birthday?"
"I'll celebrate it when I get back to Atlanta. I have a birthday dinner date at a fancy restaurant."
"With your boyfriend?"
Erik's eyes looked playful.
"Sort of-"
"Sort of?"
He smiled at her.
"We've been dating for a minute."
"Is he your man though?"
Her lips got tight. No, Hugh was not her man. She was hoping he would be, but thus far they just ate out for meals and had sex at her apartment when she was in town.
Erik's eyes grew soft-looking.
"Happy Birthday, Fa'aana.., hold up—"
He reached into his left pocket.
"I couldn't finish this at dinner, but it can come in handy now."
It was a Godiva chocolate brownie still wrapped inside the plastic. The dinner dessert.
"Hold on," he said.
He pulled out some pocket wetnaps, opened them and cleaned his hands. A rich lemony smell filled her nostrils. Unwrapping the brownie, he placed it on one of the drink napkins she gave him.
"I don't have a candle, but you can pretend to blow one out," he said.
"That's really sweet, Erik."
"Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you…."
He sang quietly to her and when he finished, he held the brownie up to her mouth. She puckered up her lips and pretended to blow out a candle. When she did, he turned off the overhead reading light.
She could still see him in the glow of their video screens. She took a bite of the brownie and he took a piece too. He broke the remainder in half and fed her a piece then popped the rest in his mouth. She felt a few crumbs tumble from her lips and he reached over and wiped the rest away.
His thumb touched her bottom lip and she felt a tingle from his touch. He traced her lips with the tip of his thumb and she felt her jaw go lax, her mouth parting. Erik inserted part of his thumb in her mouth and she wrapped her lips around it, her tongue licking him. She heard him groan and he pulled her face toward him removing his thumb from between her lips.
"Can I kiss you, Fa'aana?"
"Please," she panted.
No armrest between them he pulled her in tight and his juicy lips took hers. When his tongue licked the seam of her lips, she opened up to him and took him in her mouth.
What are you doing?
She was on the job. She was supposed to be on post waiting to serve passengers who may wake up and want water, or coffee. Here she was with this fine young thing making out like she was trying to be a mile-high club patron.
Her hands went up to touch his hair and his left hand rested on her thigh inching its way up her uniform skirt…
"Hey, wait," she said breaking away from him. She rubbed her cheeks against his facial hair.
She heard a rumble in his chest and an irritated groan escape his lips.
"Too fast?" he asked staring at her eyes with a dreamy look on his sexy ass face.
"Let's just watch the movie."
"You sure?" he said, licking his lips and staring at her.
"That would be best. Safe."
"Okay, Birthday Girl."
He sat back in his seat and he rewound the movie to the last part they watched. Of course, it was a sex scene. A long one too. They stuck the earbuds on.
She folded her arms across her waist.
"You cold?" he asked.
He handed her one of the flimsy blankets and turned down the air above them. She spread the blanket over her legs.
"Lay on me if you want. I stay hot," he said.
She gave him a smirk.
"No, for real. My ex said I'm like a furnace sometimes," he said.
She allowed her left arm and leg to lean against him, and goodness, he was really warm. A nice cozy warm.
They continued watching the movie, and in the scene, a beautiful woman beckoned to her lover, a gangster she had betrayed throughout the movie, and they were lying in bed having passionate sex. The man was squirming in the scene like he was having convulsions.
"Shit that good, homie?" Erik said.
She giggled.
"He actin' like that thang yanks," he said.
"Oh my God, Erik—"
"What? Look at him. Damn…let me find pussy that good."
She found the crude talk exciting. She pressed into his arm a little more.
"You comfortable?" he asked looking down at her.
He lifted his arm and put it around her shoulder. She wanted to curl up and fall asleep on him. He smelled so good, a mixture of coconut oil and some subtle scent like a smoky clove scent. She rested her head against his chest and shifted the earplug to her other ear.
The movie turned into a chase scene and actually kept them both riveted despite having to read the subtitles. It was hard to concentrate because Erik was rubbing on her arm.
There was movement a few rows up and Erik removed his arm from her and she felt a grimace paint her face. God forbid a passenger would want her to work right now. She felt wrong for thinking that because of course she was on the clock, but it felt so nice…so right lying up against him.
She stuck her head out to look for anyone needing assistance, but it was just a passenger about five rows up shifting in their sleep. She opted to stay alert and not lay on Erik. She pressed up into her seat but kept her thigh next to Erik's. He rested his arm and hand on his thigh and part of hers. When she didn't move away from his touch, his hand crept over and rested totally on her thigh. Her breathing became a little heavier even though his hand was on top of the blanket.
"Here comes ole girl again…oh snap. Now she's with the head dude? Nah, she's triflin'…" he said.
She could only focus on Erik's warm hand stroking her thigh in small movements.
"This woman is putting it on these niggas and yoking them up," he said. He started chuckling. His eyes glanced over at her. "Damn, Ma."
"What?" she whispered.
His eyes trapped hers in his.
"You look sexy as hell right now. This movie got you excited?"
She shook her head.
"What got you lookin' like that?"
He already knew it was him. She could tell. He was toying with her. His touch hypnotizing her body. He pulled his earplug from his ear and hers.
"Let me give you a little Birthday present," he said.
"What kind of present?"
"Take your stockings off."
"Why?"
"You know why."
She hesitated. They had reached the point of no return.
"You don't have to if you don't want to. We can still just chill, or I can go back to my seat…"
She didn't want that.
Shit. Why not? It was her birthday. She would never see this man again. Enjoy him. Take whatever he wanted to give. She reached between her legs and pulled down her stockings and shimmied out of them. She balled them up and stuck them inside the pocket of the seat in front of her.
"You have to keep quiet," he said lifting up the blanket and placing part of it over his lap, "Pull your skirt up."
She gave thanks and praise that she had shaved her legs and trimmed up her chocha before she came to work. She wiggled a bit under the blanket fixing her skirt for him. Her eyes fell to his right hand and his thick fingers. The veins in his hand were up and she felt a whimper leave her parted lips.
His hand moved under the blanket and she felt the heat from his skin as his fingers found her damp panties.
"Damn, you're wet already. You been waiting for this, huh?" he whispered. He slid her panties to the side and her vulva slickened his fingers. She could hear his breathing become heavy. Three of his fingers pressed into her mound, easily finding her swollen clit and gifting it with tight slow circles. She widened her legs for him.
"Look at you being a wet slut for me," he said.
She slammed her right hand into her mouth to help herself keep quiet.
"Don't let your boss hear you," he said.
She could hear him panting.
"Can I play in your pussy?" he asked.
"Yes."
He moved his hand from under the blanket and lifted her up easily, placing her sideways on his lap.
"Hold your legs open," he said.
His left arm supported her back and she without a shameless bone in her body let her knees bend and her legs spread for him.
He dragged his fingers up and down her dripping slit, her panties twisted to the side.
"I bet you got a tight pussy," he hummed into her ear.
She whimpered and squirmed a bit in his lap.
"Shhh, be quiet, take these fingers," he said.
She felt him at her entrance, spreading her folds wide open, and then the sudden pressure of three fingers sinking into her slowly.
"Tight as fuck…damn," he gasped keeping his voice low and close to her ear.
She could feel the hard bulge of his erection under her ass, but she could barely focus on that when her walls were being tapped by his thick digits with expert precision. He pulled his fingers out and licked them, then placed them back inside of her.
"You a tasty bitch—"
"Fuck—" she hissed trying to swallow the word. Jesus, what if Mark or Mavis came looking for her? And God forbid one of the other passengers woke up and walked to the rear lavatories to take a piss.
His fingers found her swollen clit again and the mewling coming from her made him rotate his hips so that she could feel the girth of his shaft. He was a big boy for sure. He reached over into the seat and picked up the blanket that was once on her lap. He balled up a small part of it and shoved it in her mouth. She bit onto it as he slipped his fingers back inside of her, the in and out movement simulating a righteous birthday fucking.
"Shit, Ma. I wish I had a condom with me right now. I'd fuck you outta this plane."
She was breathing in hard through her nose and exhaling into the cloth shoved in her mouth. The sound of his fingers working her pussy was loud and obscene to her ears. People had to be able to hear all the squelching noises his fingers were causing her sopping folds to make. Her face felt tight and her eyes were rolling back. How could this be happening? A fine man walks onto a plane and hours later he's fingering her like he loves her?
Most men she had been with took a while to know her body well enough to make her pussy fall apart like that. Erik made her pussy jump the moment he said her name right, and now he had her ready to follow him anywhere. If this is what his fingers could do, what the fuck could his tongue and dick do to her?
Goddamn, he was hitting her clit with his fingers.
"My big dick would fuck this pussy up. Your boyfriend in Atlanta wouldn't be able to feel your pussy when I was done with it," he said.
She squeezed her eyes shut. He was slapping her vulva now and pinching her labia. She arched her back and it was like he could read her mind again. He spit on his fingers and rubbed them around her clit once more, pressing down as he rubbed so that he was covering part of her mound. His timing was impeccable because she came hard and fast and he watched her face as she did.
"Happy Birthday, Baby," he said as she collapsed on his lap, sweaty, wet between the legs, and feeling beyond satisfied.
[Part 2]  [Part 3]
Author’s Note:
Thank you for reading/sharing/spending your time here.
Be sure to check out “Black Boys Bloom Thorns First: Vol 1 & 2. Book series details Erik’s Mom & Daddy N’Jobu meeting, hooking up, fucking (a lot), having Erik, raising his lil ass in Oakland, and creating the man you see in this story and others you can find HERE.
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MICKEY MEETS FC BAYERN (PART 1/4)
for the entire houston clownery experience click here
psa: excuse my face and the pic qualities. up until this happened i haven’t really taken pictures of myself (less than 10 in the past two years for family and work purposes and NEVER selfies) and when you meet people you’ve only seen on TV in a very unexpected circumstance, then don’t expect your brain and motor functions to work 100%.
okay. i posted part 1 of this a few days ago but i’m gonna redo it again to flush out the details. before i start, know that i arrived in houston wednesday afternoon. my original flight back home was scheduled sunday after the game (i booked my flight and lodgings months before like a good binch) but since bayern clowned again and announced the full detailed schedule really late, and put ALL the major fan stuff on SUNDAY, i grudgingly rebooked and extended one more day. how much that one extra day cost me will haunt me for a while but hey, it was more than worth it! of course, i didn’t know it would work out like that at first...
the hotel reception was around 6:30-7 pm on friday so we went there a few hours earlier to get good spots. met up with The Niko Thirst Gang (big shoutout to @screamingoranges, @saquonbrkley, and @simplyirenic! it was great meeting y’all hope we could do it again sometime) and waited patiently in the houston heat and humidity outside the hotel. finally the team bus arrived and got my shirt signed by boa, fiete, benji, leon, and thomas! made a post about it here and i also have the full reception video if y’all wanna see!
but being the greedy thirsty binch that i am, i wasn’t satisfied at all. thiago and niko weren’t there. the coaching staff were the first to go down and hansi flick, dr. broich, and even Witch Doctor™ müller-wohlfahrt were there, but NOT niko. after the bus left and all the other entourage cars were off, i was about to rage outside the hotel bc i was really banking on seeing niko that day and taking a pic with him there (my blood pressure had been raging for 4 hours and then to be let down just like t h a t...). apparently he and thiago went straight to nrg stadium from the airport for a press conference. and guess what? NRG STADIUM WAS JUST DOWN THE ROAD FROM MY PLACE 💀💀💀
anyway, come saturday and it was game day! i was so pumped since my seat was five rows behind the bayern bench! y’all know what that means: unlimited firsthand access to peak drama!!! i also had this huge ass sign asking for niko’s bottle sdhfsdjfh. the game was great (bc we beat madridies and it was just really exciting all the way) and i saw stuff that we normally don’t get from TV (e.g. ALL the angry niko antics, leon changing into his kit on the bench, etc.) at one point niko finally looked at my direction while drinking from his bottle and i’m pretty sure he saw my sign but he just kept on drinking sultrily from that goddamn bottle sjadhksfksdfdk i hate him!!!!!!!
after the game i was feeling pretty let down and desperate bc i know sunday was the team’s last full day in houston and i didn’t want my extension to be for nothing. the practice session and paulaner bbq were invite-only events (ugh) and the mall meet-and-greets won’t have niko or everyone else in them. so i set my alarm, went to bed, and decided to try my luck by randomly going to the hotel again to see if i can get something. i had no idea if it was gonna work or not. it was a shot in the freaking dark.
sunday morning. 8:30 am. i went out armed with a sharpie, my cardboarded jersey, a pack of gum, and two bottles of water.
my uber drove me to the hotel entrance and i even got the whole five star welcome sjdhfsjdfbjkds
hotel staff: ”hi! welcome to the post oak hotel!”
me: “oh lmao i’m not actually a customer i’m just here to see if the team’s still here. have they left for practice yet?”
hotel staff: “oh no problem at all. they’re still here they just finished breakfast i think”
me: “oh cool i’ll just wait here then”
hotel staff and some guy in a bayern audi fcb tour polo shirt: “it’s so hot here, though. don’t you want to wait inside?”
me:
me: “............i can do that? am i allowed in?”
bayern guy: *shrugs* yeah sure. i’ve seen you around before anyway (nice guy talk for: i know ur stalking them lmao)
just like that.
i’m in. i made it.
u n s u p e r v i s e d. totally no barriers whatsoever. with full blast A/C too!
cue happy lil me, relieved to be out of the houston heat, entering the hotel and chilling in their nice plushy seats. (if y’all have cash to burn, it looks like a real good hotel too if you get to houston sometime). i kept on looking over my shoulder bc i still can’t believe they just let me in like t h a t. i tried to make myself look as harmless and innocent as possible and saw some of the training staff milling around and chatting in german (for a moment i thought i was back in munich it was so surreal). at some point, a very sleepy and very casual javi martinez in slides came up to the reception and i nearly passed out. he looked over at me and i waved and said hi and raised my shirt (signal if he wants to sign). he shook his head no and gestured to reception and i was like “oh sure no problem!” (i was trying not to freak out even if i was sad ok)
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i’ve been trying to kill time by screaming here on tumblr until about 10-15 minutes later i heard the huge ass team bus pull up out front. a few moments after that, it all started.
i saw the kitmen carrying stuff to the bus and greeted them “guten morgen!” they were so cheery lmao (idk if it’s bc they just had breakfast or bc i greeted them in german). then i saw dr. broich and hansi flick come out in their training gear (both looking hella tanned sfnsjfjsdfn) and greeted them both again. dr. broich waved, said hi, and went straight to the bus but i was able to flag hansi down for an autograph. in my excitement (he was my first catch of the day!) i forgot to ask for a pic ugh but oh well
me: “thanks hansi! and welcome to bayern!”
hansi: *handing me back my shirt and trying (and failing) to put my sharpie back in its cap* “oh, thanks so much!”
after hansi went on his merry way, i saw dieter nickles (the press conference guy) and asked him for a picture and autograph too.
me: “hi dieter! can i please have a photo and an autograph?”
dieter: “are you sure? i’m not a player...”
me: “haha i know but if it’s all the same to you...”
he seemed pretty chuffed that i knew him and happily signed and took pictures (score #2!)
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that was it for a while (they were the early birds) until giovane elber himself came out. i freaked (i love him) and tried to keep my voice from shaking when i asked him for the standard photo and autograph. in my haste, the first was pretty blurry and against the light but giovane, angel that he is, was like “oh no that’s bad. let’s try again” and maneuvered me to another angle. success! i luff u, giovane ;__;
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then The Voice of the Allianz Arena himself came out. i semi-shouted “stephan!” and startled him that he nearly dropped his coffee snbfsdbfsdfsb. while he was signing my shirt, i asked him if he could give me a lil soundbite and HE DID! he sounds exactly the same as he does on TV during games omfg
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the younglings started to come out too. i missed a few of them because they went out in a group so i was only able to flag down sarpreet and ron. oh well! they cute af! go bayern babies! grow up and save us from clownery!!!!!!
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(ignore the pen in my mouth i was multitasking lmao)
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after that, the ground started to shake (just kidding) bc Big Uncle Nik was there! after i got his autograph (a very simple N.S. lmaooo) , we tried to take a picture. i say “tried,” because i’m 5′3 (and 1/2....on a good day) and he’s built like a fuckin skyscraper. in the end, since he was so nice and realized it was hopeless, he bent down to my level so we could both fit in the frame sdhfbsdjfsbdfjd COME ON SÜLEEEEE
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then Pure Angel Baby Fiete came out! i already got his autograph and had a pic with him in the hotel reception, but hey, one more can’t hurt! lemme tell y’all: he looks like an angel, and IS an angel. he’s always so game for photos and even said thank you after we took the pic and i’m like “um???? no, thank YOU!!!” he laughed and i cried lmaooo
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also, javi finally showed up again. i raised my pen and phone and he was like “oh sure! yeah!” my brain was fried from Beautiful Athlete Overload that i forgot NOT to take a pic from that cursed angle. javi looked like he was in a hurry though so i didn’t even try to ask for a better pic. oh well, at least here he looks like he came down from heaven (he really looked like he did huehue)
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(tumblr has this stupid 10 photo per post limit thing so stay tuned for more pics in part 2!)
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Thoughts I had while watching TGD 3x08 “Moonshot” aka this has been sitting in my notes forever everything just seems like too much effort I’m sorry 😭 please love me still
Ok so idk if anybody missed me but I did miss you all and im baaaack baby!!! So i was planning on just summarizing my thought after watching the ep because i wanted to eat while doing it lmao but i couldnt RESIST and already had so many things running thru my head. I’m sorry I’ve been so MIA everything these days just seemed like too much effort y’know, life and work and everything else but now i am forcing myself to starting this up again because I enjoy doing this and sharing my unimportant and mindless thoughts with you guys. THank you to everyone who asked about me sorry i haven’t replied (that depression kicked in) but I will go thru and respond, i love you guys!! Okay enough rambling (but would it really be me if i didn’t) and lets get onto the show
Sharly moment was going too cute and going too well why do i feel like by the end of this ep they’re going break up or something 😩
#buildupforabreakup with melendez god bless but i still don’t like neil fucking telling audrey she needs to take some of the blame 🙄🙄
So I already knew melendaire was going to work together and have a cute moment thanks to the lovely @gilbxrt-blythe but I DIDNT FREAKIN KNOW THAT IT WOULD JUST BE THE TWO OF THEM
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And yay morgan finally gets her first lead surgery but I’ve seen the promo pics and she has glassman check her out so i swear to god if my bby has carpel tunnel or arthritis imma SUE
Side note still eating while i watch so we’ll see how well this goes lmao
Wow i feel like its been freaking forever since I’ve seen melendaire one on one with each other how beautiful 😭 and I don’t think I’ve ever seen them along together in the autopsy room
My food is geting cold but IDGAF with this blessed melendaire content I’m getting omg soooo cute talking about what they wanted to be when they were little I caaaant
Claire looked impressed by melendez’s idea 👀
And who would’ve thought you guys dating while she’s your boss would affect your judgement certainly not the hr lady or anyone else god help us
Is a l*mlendez breakup finally on the horizon
Uh oh is shaun going to breakup with carly because he considers her a “distraction”
I’m glad morgan finally has someone who believes in her and showers her with compliments
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But i dont like that its asshole andrews ngl
Melendez not being confident is just weird he’s second guessing EVERYTHING
Who knew sharly working themselves up to sex would be cute
Why do i feel like once i go thru the tag I’m about to see a bunch of carly hate and people being like i told you so. I get where carly is coming from she just want shaun to be happy and comfortable and tries continuously to make sure that happens and make it work but like she said shaun gives up but i don’t like the mindset either that what she does is a chore and that she wouldn’t have to go thru this with someone who is neurotypical like her and i don’t like the pressuring of shaun having sex because yes he wants too but its not just a black and white situation and I’m tooooorn
Park being so worried shaun only lasted 8 seconds before he came is too fucking much 😂
Park being encouraging to shaun is pure but I still miss jared man plz bring him back
Lmaooo the place where l*mlendez is having their fight is where claire flirted with melendez
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Keep up with the #buildupforabreakup PLEAAAASE they’re trying to hide their relationship but are publically fighting and raising their voices at each other SUBTLE
I really wish it was claire giving shaun these heart to hearts the lack of shaire content is desgustang
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like the writers act like they ain’t even fucking friends
Of course why can nothing ever go well for anyone so I was right and morgan has arthritis 🙃
So one of y’all are really thinking of leaving to stay together PULEAAZE yall are not that serious so heres a wild idea BREAKUP
Wow what the fuck got my hopes up for a l*mlendez breakup and melendez tells her he loves her 🙄🙄 ON THE MELENDAIRE BALCONY NOW ITS TAINTED but she didnt say it back so 👀
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She realizes she just told the president of the hospital she has arthritis right like what’d she think was going to happen
Wow negligence left and right at st. bonaventures
And now lim and melendez are having a moment ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
And that scene with the leukemia doctor hit a little too close to home for me
Yes yes yes it looks like lim is gonna break up with melendez god bless 🙌🏼🙌🏼
So on one hand lim said she loves him but on the other hand she said its not enough 🙏🏼🙏🏼
Ngl tho had the an inkling this would happen because I saw on twitter that christina chang replied to the tgd writers account when they posted a “💔 l*mlendez” and said there the ones who could change their fate so i have hope they will not get back together and if they do they won’t last because neither of them can be objective and oh yeah DON’T MAKE SENSE and have no chemistry
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Yay sharly is still alive and kicking
And oh no morgan bby are you still in pain 😩
Oh my god carly and shaun are air holding hands again while lying in bed
Hmm wow okay I knew claire would still be having drama because I saw the promo pics but i did not really expect this, melendaire group chat speculated on that first guy she slept with being worried him being married would come back to bite her but i did not think she would make it a pattern and not care about the consequences of sleeping with someone who’s married. Yes it takes two to tango but we all know this isn’t normal for claire to act like this and self deestructive so is this finally going to be her wakeup call or will she keep spiraling and we’ll get a cliffhanger in the mid season finale involving her and her actions/choices ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ only time will tell
Okay guys thats it long af as usual but lemme know what you thought and what you think is going to happen to claire, melendaire and l*mlendez!!! 💕💕 I’m still hoping for a freakin melendaire heart to heart oh my goddddd why hasn’t it happened yet
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After watching the new new promo I def feel the #buildupforabreakup coming on between l*mlendez and a melendaire heart to heart
And Katie brought up a good point I like how shaun has the potential to be fired after one complaint and yet coyle got to keep his after SEXUALLY HARASSING MORE THEN ONE PERSON wow #consistency
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|| Get to know LILO who’s TWENTY-ONE years old and a JUNIOR in college majoring in MECHANICS. She is from HAWAII and is often times mistaken for LULU ANTARIKSA while others say she reminds them of LILO from LILO AND STITCH. || 
hello all, it i, pepper coming at ya once again on that new muse juice (... that sounds so gross omg i’m sorry dkjsdkj). today i am HYPE to introduce you all with my bby lilo!! honestly lilo and stitch is one of my fave movies of all time so sdkjsdk NO PRESSURE YK but anyways down bellow will be a bit about ya girl!
BIO (ish, thing tjkfj)
Lilo is weird. She’s a weirdo. She doesn’t fit in, and she doesn’t WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen her without that stupid mumu? That’s WEIRD
dfkdjsdk sorry i had to, i put joke in my app and i had to make it again aNYWAYS FOR REAL NOW
tldr ; she’s lilo, just kinda sadder sdkjds saw her parents die, went to therapy, doesn’t really ever feel like she belongs, is afraid of loving anyone because she’s afraid of losing them, the Works Folks. also teaches hula now! kinda wants to be a photography major! has an instagram following! i think that’s it oof 
For the most part I don’t plan to deviate from Lilo’s cannon storyline too much seeing as you know, she’s a human and not a humanoid turtle that knows karate so I don’t feel like I need to change TOO much BUT i do want to flesh her out a bit.
First, I headcannon that Lilo was actually in the car during her parents car accident. She was in the backseat and came out of the whole thing relatively uninjured physically, but mentally, and emotionally, well, that was a different story. This is the biggest explanation for the darkness deep in Lilo’s psyche, the reason she had to sit through so much therapy with so many psychologists over the years., You see, Lilo was odd prior to the accident but that eccentricity only seemed to be amplified there after. That combined with the fact that all of her friends abruptly abandoned her after her parents death (literally cannon, can you believe it, screw mertle sdkjdsj) Lilo was kind of left in no mans land emotionally. Therapy never really helped her much unfortunately, and for long time Lilo simply tried to do anything she could to cope. Whether that was pretending she and Mertle were still friends, or praying to god for some sort of angel, or getting unfairly angry with her sister. Lilo spent a long time after her parents death just barely trying to keep afloat, until after a while she stopped having to try. She’s gotten so good at pretending she’s okay that she’s almost even convinced herself.
Like I said Lilo has also always been the type that people struggled to understand. She was a harmless girl, but she said odd things without hesitation, and she never quite got along with her peers, or even other adults because of it. Honestly outside of her family Lilo had few friends because no one could really understand her, and despite the pain of that, Lilo swallowed it down and continued on. Pretty soon, Lilo started to get into the habit of keeping people at arms length, of pushing people away before they could reject her. It was easier being the weird girl, being the one people pointed at and whispered about than being the girl who desperately just wanted a friend. So Lilo slowly buried that girl down deep over time. She tries not to let her out, she’s a real buzz kill.
That was until Stitch of course. She let Stitch in. It wasn’t honestly at the time, the part of Lilo that was so desperate for friendship was still open and bleeding then. She accepted Stitch into her life with open arms and little questions, and to this day he’s still her best friend and her brother. He’s one of the few people who have accepted her fully for who she is, weird shit and all, and Lilo couldn’t be more grateful for him.
I have a headcannon that the Pelekai’s kind of became maybe a bit of a group home? Just because of all the experiments who came in and out of their place. In my mind the experiments were children who Lilo, Nani, her uncle Jumba and Aunt Pleakley would do their best to find amazing homes for. This was Lilo’s idea, after meeting Stitch.
Honestly Lilo uses her weirdness as a bit of a shield. If she’s weird enough then it’s like people know who she is immediately, and the people who wouldn’t want to be around her because of it will leave. She wasn’t rejected, and it didn’t hurt because SHE was the one in control if that makes sense? Being as odd as possible is just a way to keep her heart safe sometimes, and when people stick around despite how odd she is Lilo doesn’t really know what to do honestly.
Despite this Lilo is still very friendly. She feels no qualms about talking to people or speaking her mind, honestly, it’s never been something she’s had an issue with. She’s just chosen not to care whether those people actually like her or not, or at least has numbed herself to caring about that if that makes sense.
A rebellious streak a mile wide tbh. Lilo never wants to hurt anybody of course and she never will unless pushed to the breaking point (ex. That one time she lashed out at Mertle) , but she never has been and never will be obedient. She’s known to get into mischief occasionally, and she doesn’t love being told what to do,
HEADCANNONS ;
Still loves photography and actually sometimes considers changing her major. She chose mechanics because the idea of helping Stitch get up into space was something that she was always excited about -- honestly the concept of them being together even in their adult lives was just too reassuring to her-- and she rationalized it all by telling herself that she wanted to take photos for herself and for money. But photography is her passion honestly and she genuinely has a bit of a talent for it. She’s done a few art galleries and won a couple of minor awards, and even in her spare time she tends to walk around Corona with a camera looking for things take pictures of. Her photos aren’t ever exactly… everyone’s cup of tea, but they’re thought provoking at the very least.
In my mind Lilo takes a lot of photos with body diverse models, honestly for the most part she will only take photos of body diverse models.
At this point I think she has photography as her minor.
A bisexual babe because none of my muses are ever straight.
Also a demigirl. Lilo was kind of inspired by her Aunt Pleakley to truly consider her gender (I headcannon that Pleakley is gender fluid or a trans woman but that’s just me) and it was through that careful consideration that Lilo realized she didn’t fully identify as a girl.
Very accepting. Very liberal. Has gotten arrested at a protest once. Very much will stand up for her beliefs and the rights of others dkdsdkjd is Not here for prejudice or toxic masculinity will fight you on sight !!!
Still loves dancing. One of her proudest accomplishments is winning the hula competition that her mother won back home in Kauai. She doesn’t dance professionally in any other styles, but she does love to dance and she will indulge in that from time to time. I think she might teach the occasional hula lesson at the local gym but it’s probably a specialty thing like once every two weeks or something. She does have some regularly who come though and that always makes her happy.
Still loves the ocean and surfing as well, and honestly will go to the ocean no matter the weather and put her wetsuit on to have a good time. You can find Lilo on the beach at anytime, especially when she’s homesick, just smelling the salt of the ocean and riding the waves.
Also still tries to feed Pudge the fish peanut butter sandwiches, because she maintains that he does control the weather (also the fact that there’s a theory that Lilo used to feed pudge the fish because it was raining the day of her parents car crash and she him to make the weather nice so that never happens to anyone again has me FUCKED UP it will always have me FUCKED UP and that is all).
lilo is also a big philiophobe tbh, like i said she has a lot of issues getting attached to people because she feels like they might just leave so love really scares her? and she tends to freak out at just the thought of it so sdksdk love this for her she gets crushes on people occasionally but the moment things start to get serious this bitch will DIP
loves to have fun though! she doesn’t tend to get asked out on a lot of dates tbh but your girl tens to have a few drunken hook ups here and there and she finds those fun. she also regularly likes to go on tinder and fuck with people. not even catfishing them or anything she just likes to message them weird shit and have a good time dkjdf
has a big ass heart tbh. she would give someone the shirt off her back without any hesitation. she’s just a really kind person despite being hurt so much before, and she honestly never intends to hurt anyone even if she does so accidentally or in anger yk? Like if you fucked with her, then she might lash out for a hot minute but after she’s cooled down it’ll be like damn,,, didn’t mean to do that. Honestly she just has a bit of a temper lowkey but she actually feels guilty after unlike some people *cough* local devil kronk turtle man *cough*
Can’t hold a grudge for the life of her. Forgives way too easily rip 
Has a photography instagram that’s actually pretty damn popular! She’s got a good amount of followers on there and while Lilo’s proud she doesn’t really know what to do with all the positive attention on her weird as shit photos?
WANTED CONNECTIONS ;
i have a wanted connection tag here! check it out and if anything in there catches your eye just lemme know!
GIRL SQUAD ; please. please. i’m out here,,, beggin fdkdfkfd i really want lilo to have some female friends okay just a cute little squad of buds, i’m picturing the skam girl squad, i’m picturing those girls from pretty little liars that i can’t remember the name of, i’m picturing idk the girls from that one movie with tiffany haddish jsut sds pLEASE Y’ALL vanellope & tink
EX-SOMETHING ; this could either be someone who like actually got close enough for lilo to freak the freak out and dip like someone she nearly fell in love with or fell in love with her and kind of triggered her GOTTA GO reflex lmao or someone she casually dated for the fun of it, maybe they even went on a few dates before they realized they were better as friends?
ENEMIES ; someone who doesn’t like lilo and lilo doesn’t like in return. Or maybe it’s one sided we can plot it out!
PARTNER IN CRIME ; this is the person who Lilo will end up in prison with. This is the person who she goes to when she just wants to go crazy aaah go stupid. Love this for her. caitlin !
PHOTOGRAPHY BUD OR MUSE ; exactly what it says on the tin. Someone who will let Lilo sit on their shoulders so she can Get That Shot. Somebody who will be like Tom Holland in this post and Do It For The Gram!!! phoenix
EX-TINDER DATE ; honestly this could align with the second ex something or even the first or be something different completely! but like i said lilo tends to go on tinder dates to mess around with people so she would just be as weird as possible during the date for shits and giggles tbh and it was probably a really fun time unless your muse was really serious about it! We can discuss what happened on the actual date and have a wild time
SOMEONE SHE TUTORS ; surprisingly engineering and other sciences comes really easy to Lilo so this goes out to science majors I suppose! 
A CRUSH ; self explanatory I think but if anyone is willing to let Lilo have a a bit of a crush on their muse hmu. buttercup!
SIBLING LIKE CONNECTION ; !!! love this omg if anyone wants to give Lilo a pseudo sibling i would love this.
FWB/CASUAL HOOKUP ; self explanatory i think
i think that’s all i can think of for now but !!! plot with me please! that is all thank you sdksdjk
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It Could Be Weird (But I Think I’m Into It) - Kevin Hayes/Colton Parayko/Reader oneshot
(A/N y’all can definitely blame Daisy for this. Title from Dodie’s song In The Middle)
"Okay, so, lemme get this straight: you wanna try and date Colton?" 
"Yup." 
"You and me and him?" 
"Uh huh." 
"At the same time?"
"Mmmhmm."
"Like, us three, together?" 
"That's exactly what I mean, Y/N."
You blinked up at your boyfriend, Kevin, in surprise. Sure, you guys'd joked about which players you both found hot -- you were comfortable in your relationship and where you stood with one another. It wasn't often you both thought the same dudes attractive; you went for them big bois (obviously), and he tended to go for more of the twinky, authoritative type (Brady Skjei & Tyler Seguin were two you both definitely agreed upon). 
So yeah, threesomes weren't out of the question. But bringing in a third? Especially a dude from another team? It seemed like it could go wrong in so many ways. But you trusted Colton, had known him since your Washington U days, when you'd met him through your roommate's boyfriend. Frat parties didn't seem like his scene, especially since he was 25 and a NHL star. But he was extremely fun, and also very much a gentleman when you first met him. You both became very good and fast friends as time went on.
But then you went to NYU for grad school, and there you met Kevin at a bar after an extremely well-played game. You hadn't been able to catch it because of work, but you got constant updates on your phone and were happy with the results. 7-3 against Shittsburgh, aka sweet victory. After you got out, you and a few friends decided to head to a pretty popular bar on downtown Manhattan. It was a Saturday, which meant everything was crazy in the best way. As soon as your party got into the bar, you heard the rowdy group of Rangers celebrating their beautiful win. Not being one to care too much about "celebrities," seeing as you lived in New York, you simply sat at a table and ordered drinks, enjoying your own night.
You and your friends were also pretty loud, as was the entire bar; you laughed about one of the girl's failed tinder date with a dude who didn't know the difference between a vagina and a urethra. As you all cringed at her story, your waiter approached, baring a tray filled with jello shots. When asked who ordered them, the man simply nodded towards the roped-off area where the hockey players sat. Turning to look in that direction, you made direct eye contact with the man who would eventually become yours. He smiled shyly at you, and the rest is history.
Two years later, you were going strong. You weren't the type of couple that others thought were gross or annoying. You chirped eachother with vigor, you slapped his ass in public in front of the guys, had no problem with farting in front of each other since you first started dating. The butterflies never went away, and the sex was never boring. You both trusted one another when he was gone on roadies. Your families loved the other. Kevin was your best friend, your person.
So it was pretty shocking when he'd suggested you both date Colton fucking Parayko. He knew how close you two were, still keeping in contact over the years. Every time the Blues were in town to play the Rangers or the Islanders, you two went out and it was like no time at all had passed. Despite being on opposing teams, Kevin and Colton got along extremely well. They exchanged embarrassing stories about you; Colton teling Kevin all about you in undergrad, and Kevin telling Colton about the shenanigans you got into with the other guys. Neither of them felt threatened by the other, as they both cared deeply for you.
It may also have been obvious from how they had made out with each other one night during the summer, when Colton came to New York for a little while to spend time with you both. You had gotten a bit drunk, enjoying the cool evening air after a sweltering day. The three of you sat around the fire pit in yours and Kevin's backyard, drinking wine coolers. Somehow, you'd started talking about past hookups, and Colton let it slip that he'd gotten pretty aquainted with some frat bros from Washington U.
You weren't shocked, as you knew he was bi. But Kevin had looked intrigued, the look in his eyes one you were familiar with. But instead of being bothered, you found it hot. "Kevin's mentioned he's only been with one guy before." You said nonchalantly, taking a swig from your drink. Colton had quirked an eyebrow, knowing what you were insinuating. Kevin was blushing, but his eyes merely looked to you for confirmation. You nodded, biting your lip. Then Colton stood up, made his way over to Kevin, and laid one on him. The night continued with the three of you sharing a bed, which then continued for the rest of Colton's stay.
That was in July, and though the three of you hadn't let it change your relationship with one another, you could tell something had shifted as the new season came around. You should have seen it coming, but you didn't expect Kevin to want to be in a serious relationship with the other dude. Yet there you were, sitting at your kitchen island discussing this. When would you guys bring it up to him? How would you do it? What if he said no? How would it work? What would you tell your families?
The Rangers and the Blues wouldn't play each other until December, but there were still chances for the two of you to get out to Missouri. You both wanted to be there when asking Colton, discussing with him everything you both had come to realize; your feelings for and attraction towards him, and all the details. You were definitely not opposed to the idea, despite you knowing it would be difficult as hell. But fuck if you weren't willing to try.
December came around; the past three or so months had been filled with hockey for Kevin, dissertations and theses for you, and talking to Colton as much as humanly possible for the both of you. The other man didn't seem to mind it, honestly, despite his joking about the team chirping him for the amount of times they caught him smiling down at his phone when he was texting one of you, or when he called after morning skate. He seemed happy though, and you and Kev often wondered if it could work out.
The time came the weekend before the boys played against each other; Colton had decided to fly in before the rest of the Blues, leading him to be obnoxiously chirped. Still, he didn't care. He came to your house after his short flight, hugging the two of you tightly. He wasn't tired, as the time difference was only an hour. This made it easier for you and Kev to ask Colton to talk after he got settled. He didn't seem worried on the outside, but when your boyfriend blatantly asked him if he was interested in dating the two of you (always subtle that boy), Colton started to look panicked.
"Is this a joke?" 
 "No, Colts, I'm deadass. We both really like you and wanna see if it could work. That is, if you do, too?" Kevin bit his lip, not hiding his nerves. Colton blinked up at him from his seat on the couch. Then, he looked to you where you sat next to him, trying to look neutral so as not to make him feel pressured. But you didn't need to worry, because he quickly leaned in and kisses you, his hands coming to cup your face.
"I never thought I'd get to have this." His whole face was lit up with a smile, and he let out a loud laugh as Kevin jumps on the two of you, kissing anywhere he could reach.
"THIS IS GONNA BE FUCKIN AWESOME!"
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dancing high rant time
anyone else lowkey disappointed about team hoya’s ace performance? cause-
first of all, i understand that hoya didn’t want the same people performing again for the ace battle; and i respect that and i hundo agree, everyone deserves to have a chance to show off. but like, the poor girl didn’t even want to do it.
i just feel like he should’ve considered asking the team’s opinion or at the very least se hyun’s before coming to a decision, because that had put a lot of pressure on someone who cried and said that she didn’t want to do it; and you could tell it wasn’t just in the beginning, she didn’t want to all the way till the end. or he could have at least helped her create a better choreography because honestly, it was just so unsatisfying and lack lustre in comparison to what we know they’re all capable of on this show.
ALSO cause y’all are already here, lemme just let y’all know that two weeks later, and i am still high key upsetti about the last battle, cause their team did freaking AMAZING for both the group and ace stages so what the actual frickity frack diddily dack do you mean they came second last?!??!! (ノ╬ಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
incase y’all need proof:
exhibit A
exhibit B (ps. can we talk about how much jisung looked like he enjoyed that stage? ( ;ω; ))
exhibit C completely unrelated (they got a score of 99 from the special judges legends only)
exhibit D (skip to 1:25 to see uncut version) actually completely unrelated, just wanted to show off my talented son enjoying himself on stage thanks bye
ALSO ALSO while i’m at it and have your attention... on a completely different note, lemme just talk about how fricken happy i am about gikwang’s team kdrama moment cause like- ☆*:.。.o(≧▽≦)o.。.:*☆ YAAAAAS~~~ they seriously deserved it they were sooo good!!
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