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maxsix · 2 months

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#this made me laugh and every time i see it i laugh again #seonghwa #mingi #ateez #park seonghwa #song mingi #ateez gif #seonghwa gif #mingi gif #maxsixgif #seonghwa is virtually never phased by mingi's antics #i know Seonghwa's inner monologue here was : this fcking kid again #remember that time mingi was singing at full volume and seonghwa dissociated to another realm lol #i re edited this one too bc i couldn't stand the logos #i'm annoyed mingi is as adorable as he is hot #that's just not fair #pick one #you can't have both

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non-threatening-feminist-boy · 8 months

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#mayo #poll #yes this is an either or question #you can't have both

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kartsstuffig · 5 months

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people will make fankids and have the hair color be both

#do. do they know how genes work #you can't have both #one hair color per kiddo i'm sorry /lh #text post

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agnesandhilda · 7 months

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homophobes will advocate banning (queer) books and then reblog the most passé t.a.t.u-era softcore lesbian porn you've ever seen

#bolo speaks #tbh the hypocrisy is the most irritating part for me like do you want dykes out of the public eye or do you wanna masturbate to us #you can't have both

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cannibalmukbang · 3 months

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i hate when you take concerta and you have a really productive day with no brain fog and no meltdowns but then 9 pm hits and suddenly you hate everyone in the world and want to crash your car into a ditch

#you can either regulate your emotions and complete tasks #or you can feel suicidal for no reason at all as soon as the sun sets #you can't have both #text a ba post #vent post

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parachutingkitten · 2 years

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...you can't both have Harumi regret her actions in seasons 8/9, wanting to preserve life, and then also have her double down and do it more, again, but more effective this season- that just doesn't track my dude.

#now that someones put up subtitles I can confirm #Harumi's motivations are a jumbled mess #they're trying to make her sympathetic while also doubling down on her being the mastermind #you can't have both #you've gotta choose #ns15 #ninjago crystalized #ns15 spoilers #ninjago crystalized spoilers

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ticklingmesoftly · 5 months

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I've seen you say in a couple places that you don't think you're ticklish "enough." (Which is ridiculous, btw; if you're ticklish, you're ticklish, and that's awesome.) What kind of reactions do you have, and what do you wish you had? Like, it's mostly giggles and you wish it was belly laughs?

No, I definitely have belly laughs, lol; I have a deep voice that I am very self-conscious about (not even in a sultry way, I just sound like a weird person trying to sound masculine? Except I'm not doing it on purpose?) and my laugh is very like, just rapid-fire "hahaha." I kinda squeal a little sometimes if I'm tickled in that kinda slow, dragging way. I guess some places just aren't as "bad" as I'd like them to be? I wish I screamed like some people do? I'm pretty good at holding still and I wish I wasn't? I want to suffer?! Lmao. But also I haven't been tickled by many different people, so that could be it? I will say I'm pretty bad at holding back laughter. Honestly it's probably because I actually enjoy it so I can't really get to that suffering point as easily as everyone else idk

#I have a jealousy problem #like how is everyone on here so hot and also so ticklish #it's not even fair lmao #you can't have both #ANYWAY #don't mind my exasperating self deprecation or whatever!#thanks for the ask!#personal #tickling #ticklish #tickle community #tickling community

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super-sootica · 1 year

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Not wanting a person to be dead, but wanting to kill them

#a great paradox #you can't have both #shh sooty #death for ts #violence for ts

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narastories · 2 years

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I was starting to think I’ve hallucinated this on the first read but no such luck...

Harry comparing Nicodemus killing Deirdre to him killing Susan: “What I’d done to Susan had been at least partly her choice, too,“

Excuse me but didn’t you just eavesdrop on the whole conversation? Which part of “I have chosen my path. I regret nothing.“ was too difficult to comprehend?

What really sends me though is that Harry then turns around and proceeds to make sure that Hades does punish Deirdre.

*hits Harry on the head with a phone book*

Pick ONE of those things you impossible wizard. Because saying that Deirdre is the victim but you hope she does suffer makes you sound like an asshole.

#you can't have both #harry I love you but jfc #I need a fix-it fic #skin game #spoilers #dresden files #nara's dresden phase #nara comments on skin game #denarian brainrot #don't mind the rant lol #I'm almost through listening to skin game for the second time

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shiroselia · 10 months

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Y’know what I’m gonna say it

I don’t think MC looks that disproportioned to the ponies I think it looks perfectly fine

#It looks basically the same as with the old models dudes it's literally fine #Like you either have horse sized ponies or you have MC looking a lil dumb on them no matter what #You can't have both #And as I said I think MC looks Fine

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strunmah-mah · 2 years

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Gotham Knight Gameplay Trailer: Specifies Jason’s bullets as non-lethal

Also Gotham Knight: Jason can attach bombs to people and shoot for greater damage :D