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daremna · 1 year
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horror films are trying too hard these days, we need more low budget cheesy teen slashers
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Hear me out. And really, hear me out here, but QSMP Purgatory Reality Television A.U.
Hit reality television show 'The Purgatory' produced by up-and-coming Quackity Studios introduces an entirely new aspect to reality television-live streaming the events of the show. With a cast of everyday characters stranded on an island in the middle of nowhere, fans across the world eagerly tune in every night to see how their favorite players band together, plot, and plan in order to try to win. Once every week, there will be a mandatory elimination-unless, of course, there is a special event.
'The Purgatory' is a hit across the internet from the moment that it rolls out, and while controversial among some of the more critical rings of the internet, it is without a doubt one of the most successful shows in a while. Fans especially enjoy a budding relationship between Tubbo, the youngest contestant on the island at only twenty years old, and his faceless cameraman by the name of Fred.
However, as time goes on, people begin to realize that there's something strange about the island. The contestants seem truly terrified at the concept of loss. It's as though they genuinely believe loss means death (though Purgatory fans know that the show is staged, just like all reality television is).
It's brushed off-good acting, many chalk it up to. Until it isn't.
Maybe the critics had something going for them, the skeptics smarter than your average Joe to look a little closer into the birth of Quackity Studios, and the viewers a bit dull to take everything at face value.
Maybe nobody expected a camera to flicker to life just to show Maxo shot through the head, crumpling lifelessly to the ground.
(Where is Quesadilla Island after all? Why had it taken so long for people to notice the contestants had been reported missing? And who even is ElQuackity?)
[Basically reality tv purgatory au but everybody was legit just kidnapped and now the 'contestants' have to pretend they're just having a good time on the island so that they don't just, y'know, die.]
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i almost never believe white people when they tell me they are Buddhists unless they are a very specific breed of former carnie/meth head who got their life together, and now works at a gas station/Dollar General and spends their evenings smoking on the porch of their single wide in comfortable silence. you know the type i am talking about. those bitches are escaping samsara and they know it.
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firefox-official · 1 year
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fuck ice cream what’s your favorite flavor of man?
the brad majors type
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pealeii · 11 months
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I’m starting to think they’re typecasting her
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I come humbly asking for music recommendations by anyone who doesn't sing in English
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 10 months
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Dave: i think we should teach david lynch how to use rpgmaker and see what happens
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moontale-official · 10 months
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There he is. Ivis' dumb-as-balls dad.
Finally getting around to drawing him again after he made his first appearance in the latest chapter
(Yes he is academically gifted. Yes he was appointed the royal scientist for many decades, but that doesn't stop him from being a grade A dumbass at times)
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heavenknowsffs · 1 year
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shout out to men in rock bands gotta be one of my fav genders
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the-mic-drop · 1 year
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I love me some "villain takes over close friend/loved one's mind and protag refuses to fight," don't get me wrong. But what I'd love to see some of is just
Villain (in friend's body): Now let us do battle! Oh, but you wouldn't dare lay a finger on one you hold so dear, would you?
Protag, cracking knuckles: Nah, they'll understand.
Villain: Wh- *Proceeds to get shit pushed in*
And the friend 100% understands.
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emeraldotter · 2 years
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she’s one of those book readers
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julialundgren · 1 year
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I was one of those artists who started out only drawing horses. All my life up until I was like 12 I only wanted to draw horses. I started out on social media & art sites by posting my horse drawings, I wanted to take commissions for drawing horses and horse portraits, later I wanted to draw for games like StarStable and idk other horse games. Then when I was about 19 I started art school and actually figured I could draw other things. A bunch of things. Today I work with teaching game art, and rarely get paid to draw horses. It’s still my go-to comfort subject to draw and paint in my spare time though! Here sketched in charcoal & painted digitally.
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disorganizedkitten · 2 months
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Casual reminder that characters who are plot tools rather than people may be beloved but are in fact boring
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xkuja · 3 months
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What does someone have to do for an instant unfollow from you?
|| GENTLE SPRINKLING OF SALT MEME ||
☠ What does someone have to do for an instant unfollow from you?
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Not much makes me unfollow immediately but--
People who like, constantly beg for money on their rp accounts are uninvited from my tea party. Like begging for money on tumblr full stop is questionable to me given tumblr's demographic of vulnerable people, but somehow having the gall to do that on rp accounts is just even grosser to me. There are other suitable avenues you can turn to for support if you're in crisis. Use those. Don't keep posting over and over and over with manipulative language...
Yeh.
I've seen too many people get manipulated into giving money they themselves earned and need to people who guilted them out of it. This isn't the place for that kind of stuff.
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teenybratt · 4 months
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Do you like dms about the awful things I'd do to you?
Not really unless I have reason to believe that you’d actually go through with it. I find that the ones that talk the most are the ones that hit you with 3 minutes of missionary and think doggy is kinky.
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robthegoodfellow · 1 year
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Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Billy Hargrove/Eddie Munson Characters: Billy Hargrove, Eddie Munson Additional Tags: Looney Tunes References, Billy Hargrove Lives, Eddie Munson Lives, Well Depending on Your Definition of "Lives", Certainly They Are Walking Talking Fighting Crime, In the Upside-Down Tho, On Account of Their Bods Being Toast, Might Find a Way to Reverse That, For Now I Just Want Them to Rig Vecna w/ Dynamite and Smash Him w/ Anvils from the Sky, Eddie Munson in the Upside Down, Billy Hargrove in the Upside Down Summary:
Eddie wakes up in the Upside-Down and is promptly ushered into Billy Hargrove's manhole.
@mungroveweek
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