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I think the Flipkart Bot thinks I am annoying and does not want to talk with anymore. His "It's the Flipkart Support Assistant AGAIN." sounds like he's exasperated and irritated. Do y'all think so too? I am not imagining this am I?

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Whenever I see a cute, mysterious, aesthetic, creative notebook/diary/journal:

Do I need it? No.

Will I use it? No.

Do I have the money to buy it? No.

Do I still want to buy it? Yes.

#aesthetic #personal diary #creative #art #artists on tumblr #writerscorner #writer memes #hoarders #hoarder memes #what is wrong with me #shitpost #kya hain ye

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Conservatives, how about y'all stop opposing same-sex marriages and instead oppose marriages where guests haven't been approving of the food?

#gen z humor #liberal #conservatives #homophobia #queer #same sex marriage #same sex love #lgbtq #queer jokes #shitpost

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Dom-Sub fr 🥵💦

they are going to have mindblowing sex

#mario #gay #queer #lgbtq #Dom-Sub #domination and submission #BDSM

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I find it absurd when conservatives cry that in this generation we can't even use insults anymore. Like you could say "Your brain is tinier than your dick/Your soul is a boomer/That you exist is exceptionally rude/You're ugly on the inside" but no. You just want to keep saying "whore" and "slut".

Your brain is so dumb that it cannot insult beyond one same word that's more common than leaves that are green.

#ignore: #gen z humor #gen z mood #gen z post #gen z shit #gen z thoughts #woke mob #wokeism #woke agenda #cult of woke #conservatives #woke culture

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HOT TEA YES ☕

"everyone's on their phones, doesn't anyone read anymore?"

I'm reading on my phone

If I wasn't reading on my phone, it still wouldn't be a reflection of my value or intellect, and you might be dumb for buying into that mindset

Write a book more compelling than everything the internet has to offer and maybe I'll check it out, you self-important jackass

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My brother in Christ, come to terms with the fact that YOU are the aberration in that space.

One of the many ways In which I am simply not a very nice person is that I have basically no patience or sympathy for the religious progressives I know in real life who do the shocked pikachu face when the leaderships and memberships of the congregations they attend express regressive views and justify it with their faith. My bother in christ you signed up for weekly meetings at the regressive view discussion club. Fork spotted in kitchen. Come to terms with the fact that you are the aberration in that space.

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I love how so many symptoms of mental illness could also be signs that you are a vampire.

Awake all night? Haven't felt the sun on you in ages? Violent mood swings? Anti-social behaviour? Incessant urge to kill every stupid human around you?

Congratulations! You either have a crippling mental illness or are a newborn baby Vamp.

#gen z humor #gen z shit #gen z thoughts #dank memes #vampire #vampcore #vampyr #vamptober #vampire memes #vampire jokes

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Petition to stop spelling them as 'G-A-U-D' and instead spell them as 'G-O-D'.

deeply fond of pretty plants with hideous names. begonia. crocus. I'm too lazy to add a third but I feel I've made my point strongly.

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English is fucked up and awesome at the same time.

#english #englisch #english memes #english jokes #language memes #language jokes #english language #what is this #literally #literally same #kya hain ye

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Y'all be pretending like Elizabeth isn't a literal colonizer and staunch racist. Or like .... A Hereditary Monarchy? Britain is wild dudes.

#elizabeth ii #queen elizabeth #britain #memes #racism #colonialism

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My parents be like you shouldn't believe everything on Google. Google can be wrong. Then, send me a WhatsApp video of how using your laptop while charging causes cancer. And how Japan has banned microwaves because of radiation concerns? I can't deal with this generation bro.

#gen z humor #gen z mood #gen z post #gen z shit #gen z thoughts #boomer #boomer memes #karen #karen memes #kya hain ye

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Can snakes suck their own dick? They don't have spine.

#shitposting #shitpost #gen z humor #gen z post #gen z mood #gen z thoughts #gen z shit #tumblr memes #nonsense rubbish #shower thots #shower thoughts

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I love that some depressed people are like..... infamous artists? And then some(me) are like birds. Useless and shitty.

#self sabatoge #self deprecation #self deprecating jokes #self deprecating humor #self depreciating memes #depressing memes #depression memes #anxiety memes #ocd memes #mental illness memes #therapy memes #bpd meme #bipolar memes #gen z humor #gen z post #gen z mood #gen z thoughts #gen z shit #what is wrong with me #mental health memes #dankest memes #dank memes #only the dankest #dank humor

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No. Animals are only cats and dogs.

these are also animals

#i want to adopt an animal but life is very rude.😤😤

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The season of polar bears.🐻‍❄️

can't stop thinking about that town that had to cancel Halloween because of polar bear season

#its right there in the name

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*there's a(cancel) blood in my urine.

waiter, there's a blood in my urine