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thelove-ablepenguin · 10 hours
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If I had a nickel for every fandom who had a:
Very smart, high-tech billionaire
with no parents
who adopted
and put those adoptees through specialized training
and in different uniforms
to help keep his city safe
from costumed goofballs
I would have TWO nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened (at least) twice.
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thelove-ablepenguin · 12 hours
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I know her tumblr would be fire
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guys I'm so scared for tomorrow's tbb episode I literally have no idea what's going to happen next
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Jedi-isms
What Jedi say: Emotions lead down a dark path.
What Jedi mean: Calm your tits before you hurt somebody.
What Jedi say: The Force shall reveal the time for action.
What Jedi mean: Nah.
What Jedi say: I sense darkness in you.
What Jedi mean: Hey, asshole.
What Jedi say: The Force works in mysterious ways.
What Jedi mean: That’s the worst question I’ve ever heard.
What Jedi say: I will meditate on your words.
What Jedi mean: Go fuck yourself.
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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.
It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.
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@nathanwpyle
I literally love this.
I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.
No joke.
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Echo putting the bad in Bad Bitch with this move
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obi-wan: cody, do you think i can be difficult to work with? cody: there is no other jedi i would rather serve under, sir. obi-wan: you're speaking to the negotiator, cody. i know how to spot when someone's dodging a question. cody: you're my superior officer, sir. obi-wan: alright then. everything you say in the next thirty seconds is free, starting now. cody, immediately: you're cocky, pushy, reckless, flirty at the most inappropriate times, value vanity more than wearing armor in a war zone, have daddy issues so massive everyone can see it from clicks away- obi-wan: but- cody: i have 22.5 seconds left, sir. i'm not done.
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back with my lineless artstyle
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Some Commander Mayday studies, he is a lot of fun to draw
Hope you enjoy @ladyzirkonia :)
Some mild spicy below the cut
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attempt 1
#dc
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dick!bats
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I was sick for all of Dick’s birthday, so it took me longer than usual to do this for him! Happy (one day late) birthday my most wonderful of boys, thanks for brightening my life.
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i like when ventposts self censor in a way thats completely incomprehensible to anyone else like 'im so sick of ****** ******* ******' . im sorry that youre going through it. can i buy a vowel
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Fallen.
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Really enjoyed working on this commission about Jason. Thanks to my amazing commissioner🙏
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pick one you bald genderless idiot
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Hello, I am back yet again. It was really hard to choose one this week, but! A decision was eventually made.
lavender blood by starkskypines on Ao3!
Yet another Batfamily, Tim-centric fic. This was really fantastic though, and thoroughly angsty, whumpy, and fluffy. (warning for child abuse, though.)
Thanks so much for running this blog!
WELCOME BACK and THANK YOU for the very kind words and for the submission! Couldn't do it without these! And HECK YEAH BATFAM! If I am anything, I am an angst lover, and @starkskypines PROMISES to deliver with those tags (and then warm my heart with some fluff). I love this concept. Thanks so much for sending it in!
Participate in Fandom Friday to show your favorite creators from this week some love! :)
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