Tony, to every other Alpha: fight me!

Steve, behind him, looking scary: don’t.

ABO Stony be like:

Tony: I am a strong confident omega. I need no Alpha in my life. Also heats are gross.

Steve: *walks in and just breathes*

Tony: *leaking* Oh no.

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Steve: I can’t stand Stark. He’s just an insufferable rich brat. I would rather face Red Skull again than being in the same room with him.

Tony: *walks in* Hey Spangles!

Steve: *hiding a massive hard on* H-hey…

tony: mr. Rogers, do you have a moment? Or are you busy regretting your life choices?

steve: I already said I’m sorry for making you decaf!

Hello! Yes... uh... I'll have some hate sex between this Steve tied to a bed with vibranium chains...

And this Tony power bottoming him.

Can I have... uh... a bit of orgasm denial, too?

And for dessert, Steve breaking free from the chains, flipping Tony to his stomach and fucking him like an animal?

Please? Thanks!

by 咕噜噜阿南

As a master tactician, Steve would totally trick Tony into marriage without him even knowing it

aa steve is really out here. trying to be a coparent to tony’s adopted kids.

hkjklj the avengers joke so much about stevetony’s Marriedness that the young avengers, who have never been exposed to a steve or tony before stevetony, just assume that they are, and therefore steve is their other spiritual dad. like one night tony’s super swamped with work and can’t answer kamala’s question so she just goes “it’s okay i’ll just go ask other dad” and tony’s like “uhh….other dad??” and kamala’s like “yeah. steve????” and tony’s like “w—– we’re not even dating” “well i’d hope not mr. stark you’re married aren’t you?” and tony takes a second to look down at his shirt, which happens to be one of steve’s he’d borrowed, and the empty plate of dinner steve had made and brought down for him earlier, and the new gloves tony is designing for him right now because he’s worried that steve’s current ones are too worn and he might hurt his hands, and oh no, he can’t believe he married steve without realizing it. he’s MISSED their OWN WEDDING

tony: steve and I aren't dating.

rhodey: sure.

tony: we’re not.

rhodey: I believe you.

steve: *kisses tony’s cheek* hey sweetheart.

tony:

tony: I don’t know him.

Look what I got!

The cutest charm ever from the fantastic @firulaispng , and freebies! How lovely, I love her version of Steve and Tony. Amazing 😍

And what about those tiny fruits?? So cute!

“tony stark” is a funny way of saying “malibu barbie” but you do you i guess

A few of the best questions I've come across on Yahoo answers:

steve: do you want a quickie?

tony: ex-excuse me?

steve: a quickie, one of those tart things.

tony: IT’S PRONOUNCED QUICHE!

bucky: I usually don't like people but you seem ok

sam: I'm yoUR BOYFRIEND

Risky Business- Iron Man (Tony Stark)

Part 3 in my BDSM Avengers Series

Part 1) Commanding Officer- Captain America (Steve Rogers)

Part 2) Live to Submit- Winter Soldier (James “Bucky” Barnes)

Deals and Negotiations Pages 9-13 (of 13) —- [PREVIOUS]

Last part! AKA “this is the most NSFW thing I have ever drawn”  hahahahahah ┻┳|･ω･)

Deals and Negotiations Pages 1-4 (of 13) —- [NEXT] (NSFW)

I drew a 13 pages PWP comic over this summer, among some other stuff. I have it entirely done so I’ll be uploading it in three parts. Next one will probably be on sunday or monday.

Did I mention PWP? This is probably the safest part (◡‿◡✿)

Tony: you deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Steve: oh, honey, you’re my reward.

Bucky: huh

Bucky: you deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Sam: yeah I do, you’re a real pain in the ass.

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steve: I don't have a crush on Tony

steve: he's just someone I stare at and I like

steve: and when he’s not here, it ruins my day

steve: do you know why I called you in here?

tony: because I accidentally sent you a dick pick?

steve, getting sad: accidentally?