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Quotes my roommate or I have said with no context Pt. 17

“I just took my meds with a baby food pouch this morning so… that’s where I am rn”

#funny #roommate #halp #it’s fine #2022 #med stuff

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Quotes my roommate or I have said with no context Pt. 16

“If I don’t believe all of the things that happened in the Bible are real then I definitely don’t believe Harry Potter is real”

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Quotes my roommate or I have said with no context Pt. 15

“I think the most gen z thing about our apartment is that our dinner table is on our patio”

#funny #2021 #gen z #roommates #quotes

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Quotes my roommate or I have said with no context Pt. 14

“Your breath smell no me gusta”

#2021 #quotes #funny #Spanish #roommates

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Quotes my roommate or I have said with no context Pt. 13

“…And for some reason I just have this visceral reaction where I just wanna vomit in 7 different languages”

#roommate #2021 #funny #halp #tired #language #quotes #ramblings

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Quotes my roommate or I have said with no context Pt. 12

A: Name 3 directors right now

B: Quinton Tarantino,  Steven Spielberg, Christopher Columbus

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Quotes my roommate or I have said with no context Pt. 11

A: My ear hurts

B: Why?

A: I don’t know but I’m not excited

#roommates #funny #quote #2021 #ears #i’m fine

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Quotes my roommate or I have said with no context Pt 10

“Anything can be a toothbrush if you try hard enough”

#roomates #funny #quotes #toothbrush #2021

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Quotes my roommate or I have said with no context Pt 9

“I’m a SLUT for square footage”

#2021 #roomates #funny quotes #comedy #i’m fine #apartment building

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Quotes my roommate or I have said with no context Pt 8

“So yeah I’ve never had bratwurst, or culture”.

#funny #laugh #roomates #quotes #bratwurst #why am I not surprised that there is a tag for that #2021 #culture

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Quotes my roommate or I have said with no context Pt. 7

“Yeah sex is good but have you ever spelled a really hard word right on the first try?”

#2021 #laugh #roomates #idk how to spell #quotes #we’re fine #sex #funny

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Quotes my roommate or I have said with no context Pt 6.

A: I’m cleansing your energy

B: it’s getting on my oatmeal

A: that may be the least cool thing you’ve ever said

#2021 #oatmeal #laugh #roomates #energy #cool #outside #ngl was hella funny in the moment #plz halp

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Quotes my roommate or I have said with no context Pt. 5

“I love being extremely neutral after years of being extremely neutral”

#2021 #roomates #funny #quote #plz halo #walking in a park #bitch was sad about a breakup #op was not #lol

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Quotes my roommate or I have said with no context Pt. 4

A: How much does that bother you?

B: Several several bothers.

#roomates #2021 #annoying #laugh #plz halp #we’re fine #funny quotes

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Quotes my roommate or I have said with no context Pt. 3

“...if I, by some work of the devil have kids...”

#devil #kids #no thanks #roomates #plz help #I’m fine #2021 #laugh #truth

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Quotes my roommate or I have said with no context Pt. 2

“And I mean I can hang even though I’m not like, riveted by botany”

#2021 #plz help #roomates #please laugh #plants #going crazy #i’m fine #book

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Quotes my roommate or I have said with no context Pt. 1

“I think this house is ready for hydrogen peroxide”

#2021 #roomates #i’m not ok right now #i’m fine #totally normal #i laughed so hard #plz help