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invictusmmaneo · 7 months

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Skylene: Lucy is spreading rumors that we’re dating

Tangerina, under her breath: I wish…

Skylene: what was that?

Tangerina, loudly: I said “that bitch”

#the land of stories #chris colfer #tlos #a tale of magic #a tale of witchcraft #a tale of sorcery #skylene lavenders #tangerina turkin #skylerina #tlos incorrect quotes #atom incorrect quotes

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unaside · 10 months

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xanthous to the rest of the fairy council: i’m gay

the fairy council (and the fandom):

#a tale of magic #atom #atom incorrect quotes #a tale of magic incorrect quotes #ahahahahh #we been knew #i suck at tagging more than i suck shreks balls #harry styles

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shit-people-probably-didnt-say · 4 months

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Jesper: You remember how you tried to bore our son to sleep the other week with nuclear and particle physics?

Wylan: Yeah?

Jesper: Well now he keeps asking for me to tell him ‘about the atoms’ at bedtime, Im out of my depth 😭

Wylan: Haha aww hes my little scientist, you best get studying

#wylan doesnt like science hence why he thought it would bore him to sleep #wesper kid said nah atoms is da bomb #soc #soc incorrect quotes #six of crows #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper #wesper kid #wesper parents

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artemisia-the-turtle · 1 year

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(Name): "How do you connect with a fictional character?"

Leo: "What?"

Raph: "What?"

Mikey: "What?"

Donnie: pulls up a 500 slide presentation "I'm glad you asked."

#Yes it was about Atomic lass #incorrect quotes #rottmnt #save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt incorrect quotes #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt x reader #rottmnt reader insert #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #rise x reader #rottmnt mikey #rotmnt #rottmnt raph #unpause rottmnt #unpause rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #unpause rise of the tmnt

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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years

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Peter: someone studying a bunch of atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves

Tony: *banging his head on the table* i swear to god kid, you are gonna be the reason i start drinking again

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fandomnerd9602 · 5 months

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Hawkman: you’re our new Doctor Fate??

Y/N: yes and I’m still learning

Atom Smasher: learning?

Y/N: you know how many ancient tomes and books of knowledge are contained in the Helmet of Fate? 10,386,427.

Maxine: how many of those have you read?

Y/N: one…and a half

Maxine: I like this guy!

Y/N: and may I just say that the only studying I want to do…is your phone digits

Y/N winks and Maxine blushes…

Hawkman face palms…

#dc comics #dc comics humor #dceu #Justice society #justice society of america #doctor fate #black adam #black Adam film #atom smasher #cyclone #maxine hunkel #hawkman #maxine hunkel x reader #quintessa swindell #cyclone x reader #dc comics incorrect quotes #dc comics imagine #justice league

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incorrect-quotes-4-u · 2 months

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Justice League Quote #1

Atom: What makes you all smile? Martian Manhunter: Friends and Family. Superman: Snacks. Aquaman: Victory and success. Batman: Face muscles.

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fleur-dans-la-nuit · 2 months

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Eve: If you had to choose between William and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Mark: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

William: Mark!

Eve: 63 cents.

Mark: I'll take the money.

William: MARKUS SEBASTIAN GRAYSON.

Mark, laughing: I’m just kidding!

#bro is desperate ever since he left burger mart #those comic books aren’t gonna pay for themselves #incorrect quotes #atom eve #samantha eve wilkins #mark grayson #william clockwell #invincible incorrect quotes #invincible amazon #invincible series #invincible

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boyrobott · 4 months

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Dr. Tenma: I have helped Atom to evolve into the strongest robot in the world! And now he's ready to take his place as the King of Robots! Professor Ochanomizu: You fucked up a perfectly good robot is what you did. Look at him. He's got anxiety.

#astro boy #astro boy 2003 #tetsuwan atom #mighty atom #incorrect quote #onward and queueward

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cyber-streak-2 · 1 month

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Getaway: I never lie.

Atomizer: You lie all the time!

Getaway: Well, I never lie when I’m telling the truth.

#transformers incorrect quotes #source: unknown #Getaway #Atomizer #IDW1 #MTMTE #mtmte #ll #With Aecholapis

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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 3 months

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Lunara: I know over 200 ways to kill a man

Elara: you can glue an open jar of rats to his face then blow tart the other side of the jar so the rats have to eat their way out through his face.

Everyone: ……..

Lunara:… 201

(this has just been floating through my head for a while. Elara has to have picked up on something from his evil family.)

🪭

Elara would never! He's baby. Atom (Ex-Lord Eclipse) would say that though and Elara would parrot it about 20 minutes after, though. Cute little bean doesn't know what the word violence even means.

#sun and moon show #sams #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf elara #fnaf atom #fnaf ex lord eclipse #incorrect sun and moon show quotes #incorrect sams quotes #incorrect fnaf quotes #incorrect quotes #source: 🪭 anon #tw death mention

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invictusmmaneo · 7 months

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Tangerina: *sipping her coffee* I feel bad for whoever is going to end up with you

Skylene: it’s too early in the morning for self-pity, my love

Tangerina: *spits out her coffee*

#the land of stories #a tale of magic #a tale of witchcraft #a tale of sorcery #chris colfer #tlos #skylene lavenders #tangerina turkin #skylerina #tlos incorrect quotes #atom incorrect quotes

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unaside · 10 months

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WOAH WHAT

Brystal: Throw lamps at people who need to lighten up, and throw handles at someone who needs to get a grip!

Emerelda: Throw a refrigerator at someone who needs to chill!

Skylene: Throw scissors at someone who needs to cut it out!

Tangerina: Throw a clock at someone who needs to get with the times!

Xanthous: Throw matches at someone who needs to get fired up!

Lucy: Throw a brick at someone to kill them.

#a tale of magic #atom #uwu #atom incorrect quotes #a tale of magic incorrect quotes #this is canon #and scarily accurate

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burnbrighterthanever · 1 year

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Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even my son launched at great speeds can kill. In summary, my children are good at killing things.

- Erik Lehnsherr, probably.

#magnet family #x-men #incorrect x-men quotes #marvel can have one (1) rights #magneto #erik lehnsherr #wanda maximoff #pietro maximoff #lorna dane #polaris #quicksilver #scarlet witch #source: dragon age #my children of the atom #stel speaks

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incorrectcomicbookquotes · 10 months

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Dr. Sivana: (holding a meeting with the Monster Society of Evil) You're all probably wondering why I called you here-

Black Adam, Mister Atom, Ibac, Crocodile Man, & Mister Mind: To kill Captain Marvel?

Dr. Sivana: Um, well... yes. That is why I called you here.

Georgia Sivana: (bursts in) Daddy! Junior broke my invention!

Dr. Sivana: Not now, Georgia!

Black Adam: "Daddy?"

Ibac: Oh, yeah, that's right. You've never met Sivana's kids, have you?

Black Adam: Wait... he fucks?!

Mister Atom: My database suggests that Dr. Sivana indeed fucks.

Black Adam: OH, GODS! I SEE IT WHEN I CLOSE MY FUCKING EYES! AAAAAH! (collapses)

#incorrect comic book quotes #shazam #dr sivana #black adam #ibac #crocodile man #mister atom #mister mind #georgia sivana #source: devilartemis

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fandomnerd9602 · 1 year

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Shazam tries talking with the Justice Society...

Shazam: okay i think i got your next incredibly cool name - the Assembly of Super Savers!

Al: what the-?

Cyclone: did you just call us ASS?

Shazam: I-uh...maybe? We can workshop the name later.

Y/N: well its better than Al's idea: Super Friends? Half of us aren't even aquaintances!

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