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esperosisdoeswriting · 1 year

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Prompt #610

"Put your hands up. You're under arrest [Villain]," [Hero] blocked off the exit to the alleyway. [Villain] stopped in their tracks before slowly turning to face [Hero], their eyes wide and confused.

"I'm under arrest?" they asked, blood smeared across their face, "Why?"

[Hero]'s brow furrowed in confusion, "Uh? What do you mean why?"

"I don't understand why you're arresting me. Did I do something wrong?" [Villain] clarified, their confusion plainly evident on their face.

"...You killed, like, ten people throughout the last few months?!" [Hero] replied.

"Is that bad?"

"...Yes???" [Hero] wanted to scream as they saw [Villain]'s confusion deepen.

#writing prompt #prompt #hero #villain #hero prompt #villain prompt #heroes and villains #villains and heroes #amoral villain #confused villain #confused hero #esper prompt #writing #writblr

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the-sidekick-club · 2 years

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Case of the pockets

Part 1 : Part 2 : Part 3 : Part 4 : Part 5 : Epilogue

Written by: @tratieisdabest★@heroes-villains-side-blog★@just-a-space-rabbit

TW: weapon, dagger, fighting

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Villain and Hero had just begun battle, but something was making the villain falter.

“You look… different,” Villain noticed, confused.

Hero responded whilst opening a pocket, “I got a new suit,” A loud crash sounded as a weapon was launched at Villain but, unfortunately for Hero, Villain easily dodged it. “Isn't it awesome? A lot better than those awful handbags.”

Villain scanned Hero from the ground, confirming what Hero said was true. Hero had a new suit. “But I liked your old suit.” Villain responded, almost with a pout on their face.

“But look,” Hero opened another pocket, retrieving a new weapon, “This one’s got POCKETS!”

“Yeah,” Villain agreed, albeit disappointedly, “but… the old one was nice too.”

Hero rolled their eyes, but in no general direction. Villain was excellent at disappearing at the drop of a hat, their black costume making them almost seem one with the shadows, and the hero had just made the mistake of taking their eyes off of Villain.

After a bit of wild glancing through, the hero located their nemesis and continued the conversation, “The old one was splitting apart at the seams.” Another weapon flew past Villain, millimetres away from grazing their thigh. “And again, no idea how you aren’t getting this: POCKETS!”

Villain let out a sad sigh and reluctantly agreed. “Yeah, yeah, congrats on the pockets.” With the discussion over, the two nemeses charged at each other.

From behind, Hero Sidekick and Villain Sidekick shared a look of confusion before a whoosh broke the exchange. Villain Sidekick had taken Hero Sidekick’s moment of confusion to launch an attack on them! While Hero Sidekick heard the dagger flying through the air and dodged, the weapon still managed to find them.

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The heroes won that encounter (perhaps because of the new pockets), but the villains, well actually just Villain, Villain Sidekick was fine, seemed… oddly pouty. The heroes were fine too, with Hero seeming especially bouncy with their new pockets and the now practical placements of all their weapons, and Hero Sidekick having escaped the fight without a single scratch.

Throughout the fight, Villain kept sighing and glancing at Hero disappointedly, even asking in the midst of battle if they’d ever wear their old suit ever again. Suffice to say, Hero and both sidekicks left the battle confused at Villain’s odd behaviour, but Hero brushed it off, they were in too much of a good mood with their new suit. The sidekicks, however, couldn't stop thinking about it.

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(Screenshot of a phone message conversation between Villain Sidekick and Hero Sidekick)

Villain Sidekick: The two red buttons meme with text options being "Be a hero" and "Be a nuisance." Person having difficulty choosing is labelled as HERO SIDEKICK.

Villain Sidekick: (Kermit drinking tea meme) ME: WHEN I REMEMBER HOW YOU TRIPPED AND LANDED FACE FIRST ON THE FLOOR

Villain Sidekick: Yo, peasant

Does your face still hurt from the fall, peasant?

Answer me, peasant

Hero Sidekick: Hey, we need to talk

Villain Sidekick: How about no?

Hero Sidekick: C'mon, what if it's important

Villain Sidekick: I'm not coming to your base for an ambush!

Hero Sidekick: Fine

Villain Sidekick: You can come to my base 😇

Hero Sidekick: Lol no

Villain Sidekick: Hmm... I'll ask Henchman?

Hero Sidekick: Yeah, fine, whatever. I just wanna talk about Hero and Villain Today's fight was... weird

Villain Sidekick: Yeahhh

K, Henchman said yes but we have to bring snacks

See you ig

Hero Sidekick:You too

Hero Sidekick: See you at 4?

Villain Sidekick: It's a date 😈

Hero Sidekick: 😑

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feyburner · 10 months

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Guess who got hit with a de-aging beam 👍🏻

Page one text:

Dick: Let’s see, you’ve met ✨me✨, Duke, Dami, Al… who else is around…

Dick: Oh hey! It’s Jason!

Jason: Uh.

Timmy: Jason………. Todd?

Dick: That’s right!! (Wow, good memory!)

Jason: Hi.

Dick: T-TIM?!

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Bonus:

#tim drake #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #bat family #dc #droring #sometimes you’ve already had a very long and confusing day and you are simply not prepared to meet your hero 😔#this was a groupchat concept that rapidly spiraled out of control. see also: mammutblog #timmy au

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nerdpoe · 3 months

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Constantine has found an, as the colloquial term would be, easy mark.

He's just found out that the High Prince of the Infinite Realms is a freshly dead fourteen year old. And like, yeah, sucks that the kid died, he feels for him.

But also; the kid has a problem that's ridiculously easy to solve.

The American Government is trying to declare war on the realm that holds all universes together, and Constantine knows a few people who can bring that to light and get that shit shut down real fucking quick.

So he goes to Amity Park, to the little Prince's haunt so he can pin him down, help him out for "free", and work out a deal to call the American Government off.

Except the kid just wants him to do his stitches. Because the American Government wasn't bluffing, and has developed weapons that can and will harm the fabric of reality.

John does the kids stitches. They aren't very good, but they're the best he can do.

He sticks around.

He patches the little Prince up.

He...he gets attached.

He watches the GIW actually hurt the kid, seriously, to the extent that he actively steps in and gets himself labeled a terrorist by taking them out.

Now he's got an angry Big Three on the line, demanding to know what is going on, and he's realizing that he's a little past tricking a deal out of a kid that has too much power.

It's personal.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #no john doens't realize danny's a halfa for awhile #when he does find out first is confusion because how #second is concern because this is not only a prince but another teen hero #third is writing a letter of recommendation to Red Tornado to get the kid into a support network

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awesome-shoes-with-wings · 3 months

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Do any of you ever wonder if Camp Half-Blood accidentally brought in a demigod of a different pantheon before?

This would be especially hilarious if it happens sometime after The Last Olympian/Heroes of Olympus, where the gods are required to claim their kids quickly.

A whole day passes, and the new demigod needs to sleep in the Hermes Cabin and Percy is furious. Meanwhile, the Greek Gods are pointing at each other and shouting, contacting the most obscure of mini gods. Chaos erupts on Olympus as every deity in Greek Mythology is called upon and interrogated. Hermes hasn't run around so much in centuries.

Hecate sits in silence, fully aware of what's happening, but enjoying the show too much to intervene.

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haliaiii · 3 months

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Juno’s champion

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inkalight · 2 months

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Izuku got quirked back into his middle school body and Katsuki is gonna keep him safe from the villains that quirked him (cause he lost ofa). Poor Izuku fell back into his anxious scrungly lil sad bean nature. Fortunately Kacchan will be there for him when he needs it.

#my art #bnha #boku no hero academia #mha #deku #my hero academia #izuku midoriya #izuku #kacchan #katsuki #middle school izuku #quirk shenanigans #bkdk #ktdk #Deku is shy #also so confused by kat being mature and pretty

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decaffeinatedpartymuggoop · 1 month

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I like to think that pre-Oracle Rachel painted scenes from both wars, but she and Percy have no idea until they go back and reflect.

Percy notices, cause Rachel shows him her art, but he just rights it off as weird, even tho something doesn’t feel right.

Like, that’s DEFINITELY a replica Achilles mourning Patroclus. Only it’s two girls, one with flowing hair and a melted face, the other kneeling over her friend, face stricken with grief. He thinks her eyes look familiar. An immortal stands over them. Although they remind more of Ares and less of Thetis.

She has another painting that reminds Percy of a story from the Gigantomachy. Hera cowers under Porphyrion, about to be attacked. Only instead of Zeus and Heracles coming to her aid, it’s a guy with blond hair. His armor and sword is distinctively NOT Greek, but he opts to not comment on it. Rachel did a good job.

There’s more in her little studio, they both dismiss them as dreams. They make Rachel uncomfortable and Percy feels bile rise the more he looks.

He doesn’t realize until months later. It hits him while on the Argo. Him, Jason, Clarisse. THEY were the heroes in those paintings. Jason was the one coming to Hera’s aid. Clarisse was mourning Selina. He was fighting giants.

It all clicked into place, and he tried to remember what else her paintings for-told.

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drawnfamiliarfaces · 4 months

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👻🐉 👶➡️✨🧑✨

#hom au #heroes of millennium au #danny phantom #jake long #american dragon jake long #danny fenton #...desperately hoping my emojis wont get confused because of what im trying to say lol #not sure if this the dumbest idea i ever had for an image but meeeeh..... cardboard faces on a stick!#we have one in our home and i once scared beejesus out of my ma because i was walking in the dark with it in front of my head #she screamed a little ;)

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tanglepelt · 8 months

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Dc x dp idea 115

Silly little one.

Danny for one reason or another, whether he was being questioned, on a field trip, just as phantom or whatever. He is in the watchtower.

John for whatever reason shows up.

John: who bloody pissed off the realms enough for the king to be here.

Danny for his part immediately panics. Squeals and Just goes and hides behind someone or something. He does not want to deal with pariah.

Be funny if it was John. Obviously the guy can sense the king means he totally can protect him.

#dcxdp #dpxdc ghost king Danny #dpxdc #Danny does not know he is king #like at all #no one told him #his rouges think it’s funny #frostbite thinks he knows #he does call him great one after all #John is just confused #why is the king hiding #the other hero’s are confused

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nelkcats · 10 months

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A Little bird told me

Danny knew his dimension didn't need him. It had been a long time since it stopped needing him, a long time since he had to be content to spend most of his days in the Infinite Realms. His sister and friends were too busy these days to pay attention to him; Danny understood, it's not like he could work or have a job, considering he'd stopped growing at 21 and people would start asking questions eventually.

Honestly, it was a relief that he'd even been able to grow up to that age, Clockwork's knowing look told him he had help with it.

So, he distracted himself by learning things from the other ghosts in the Realms, who were definitely as bored as he was. He even managed to get Vlad to teach him duplication, but it wasn't that interesting after a while. Though he had become interested in the different dimensions that Clockwork watched over.

The problem was that there was one dimension that had caught his attention (one full of heroes and magic) but they always made the worst decisions. There came a point where he decided to interfere, Clockwork seemed amused so he figured he wasn't going to stop him.

As he thought about how to infiltrate (definitely not as a hero, he loved his retirement, thank you very much), he remembered a rather...odd power he had recently discovered.

Danny had discovered that he could shapeshift. The problem was that he could only shapeshift into dead animals and well, while it was fun to scare others, he didn't know how well people would take a ghost crow with ectoplasm coming out of it's wounds.

Figuring it was better than nothing, he transformed into a bird and flew through the portal; he flew towards John Constantine, who seemed fed up with his life. Constantine knew the bird was fucking weird the moment it sit on his shoulders but he had better things to take care of, like the demon in front of him.

Said bird apparently knew the way to defeat the demon, because he started naming the ingredients needed to banish it. Constantine saw it with narrowed eyes and asked if he wanted his soul, the bird pecked him, looking annoyed.

From there, seeing that the dead bird was doing no harm, Constantine let it stay. It was oddly useful and he had sold his soul for less.

Danny spent his days whispering things to Constantine to defeat enemies and the hellbazer gave him cookies in return (the halfa really wanted to be offended), when the League saw Constantine with a dead crow on his shoulder they wondered if he had finally lost his mind.

John commented that his name was Ghosty (he was pecked again) and that he was useful, unfortunately for the superhero community, Constantine had never been that useful and therefore they couldn't complain (but why did he suddenly know all the existing gossip?, he kept bribing them with it! His crow looked amused too).

Every time Constantine won a battle without explanation, someone would make the mistake of asking how he did it. With a shit-eating grin, Constantine would point to his shoulder and say "a little bird told me."

Danny was so tempted to shape-shift just to bite his head off, but the cookies were good.

#dpxdc #Basically Danny became Constantine sidekick #but not really #he just give information and gossip #and Constantine give him cookies in return #Danny stayed as a crow at first #but he started changing to different birds just to confuse the heroes #Constantine doesn't care #he should probably be worried about the unknown entity in his shoulder #but he sold his soul for less #dp x dc #dc x dp #immortal danny #he changed the dimension destiny via Constantine #Constantine is having fun for once #Clockwork is too #Danny is starting to like cookies a lot #he wonders if it's a bird thing

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blackmetalsnake · 6 months

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Some silly doodle again. Sheo!Dam just really missed him.

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the-sidekick-club · 2 years

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Case of the pockets

Part 1 : Part 2 : Part 3 : Part 4 : Part 5 : Epilogue

Written by: @tratieisdabest★@heroes-villains-side-blog★@just-a-space-rabbit

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The atmosphere was stiff as the trio sat in Henchman’s living room. Two villains and a hero (well, two sidekicks and a henchman) sat in a room; sounds like the start of a bad joke or a fight.

“So…” Villain Sidekick said, breaking the silence “Henchman, how’s it going, is working for Supervillain alright? How different is it from working with Villain?"

"It's… top secret,” Henchman answered as they popped a soda can. “And besides, don't you two have something to talk about?”

“Well, Hero Sidekick was the one who wanted to talk,” Villain Sidekick said, looking over to their do-gooder counterpart. “So, are we gonna talk or what? Why did you call me?” They wanted to look annoyed but their curiosity was getting the better of them.

Hero Sidekick finally spoke, “Well… it’s about last night’s fight… Is it just me or… was Villain's reaction kinda… weird? When they saw Hero, I mean.”

“Maybe? What’s your point?” Villain Sidekick said indifferently.

“Why do you think that is?” Hero Sidekick asked.

“Eh, just didn’t like that your new suits put us at a disadvantage," they shrugged. "You’ve got pockets now instead of those idiotic handbags, much more practical. You can just throw stuff at us instead of wasting time hounding around in your bags. It’s just common sense, we gotta up our game now.”

“I guess,” Hero Sidekick didn’t sound convinced.

“Of course, what else could it be?" They turned to their sibling-in-crime, "Henchman, what do you think?”

Henchman took a moment to think then replied slowly, “Well… not everyone likes changes, I mean, I’m pretty sure Villain still hasn’t forgiven me for taking that job under Supervillain and that was what, a year ago?”

“You flat out betrayed them for a raise!” Villain Sidekick exclaimed indignantly, defending Villain.

“Fair point,” Henchman responded.

Silence.

Hero Sidekick looked between the two… friends awkwardly, but nonetheless tried to bring the conversation back to their concerns.

“But I still think Villain was acting really weird, especially about the pockets.” When Villain Sidekick rolled their eyes, Hero Sidekick urged, “C’mon! They brought up Hero’s handbag alone, like, thrice!”

Villain Sidekick sighed. “Fine, I’ll humour you. Pretend Villain did seem really focused on Hero’s pockets. So what? And why were there no pockets before anyway?” they had started thinking out loud.

Hero Sidekick didn’t have an answer to that.

“Maybe,” Villain Sidekick jumped up from their seat as they wondered aloud, “maybe, Villain infiltrated the heroes’ supersuits department? Just a design edit here, a little tweaking there, then boom! No pockets and Villain has the advantage in battle!” Villain Sidekick sat down triumphantly. “Clever Villain! So evil!”

There were a few seconds of silence from the other two before Henchman began carefully, “Or, and hear me out here, maybe Villain… has a crush on Hero?”

Both sidekicks' jaws dropped and everyone sat in silence for a few moments before they spoke up.

“That actually makes a lot of sense.” said Hero Sidekick finally.

“That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard,” said Villain Sidekick at the same time, staring at the two.

“Come on, now,” Henchman said, holding back a smile. “Think about it. Villain was clearly disappointed with the new suit because it’s way less attractive than the old one.”

Villain Sidekick blinked. “They were upset because they had less advantage, dum-dum.”

“Yeah, but wouldn’t they be more mad than sad if that were the case?" Hero Sidekick defended. "Everyone knows how angry villains get when a plan falls through, and Villain is no different from the rest.”

Villain Sidekick did not look amused. “Don’t embarrass yourselves. Villain can’t have a crush on Hero! They’re a villain! And they’re a hero! They’re nemeses and hate each other!”

Henchman sipped their drink, looking at Villain Sidekick, “So, you really think that there’s a higher likelihood of a tailoring traitor in the hero agency, targeting pockets specifically, than Villain having a crush on Hero?”

Villain Sidekick nodded furiously, “Yes! One hundred percent!”

Not much else was said after that, and eventually the two sidekicks left. But, unbeknownst to Henchman, the next session was already being planned.

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