#source: texts

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: You ever realize humans cut down bird’s houses to make birdhouses?

Yelena: How high are you?

Kate: 5’7

#source: texts #kate bishop #kate bishop incorrect quotes #hawkeye #yelena belova #yelena belova incorrect quotes #black widow #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Eloise: Theo made me feel things.

Penelope: What things?

Eloise: Feelings.

Penelope: He made you feel feelings?

Eloise: Yeah.

Penelope: What a bitch.

#incorrect bridgerton quotes #bridgerton incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes bridgerton #bridgerton #incorrect quotes #eloise bridgerton #penelope featherington #theo sharpe #theloise #eloise x theo #peneloise #bridgerton season 2 #source: texts

[misted-buttercup-enjoyer]

GLaDOS: I love you so much. I wish I could build a giant maze in a parking garage or perhaps an abandoned factory and put you in it and watch you solve various puzzles in order to receive peanuts and seeds. Chell: ...

#source: texts #don't know whose texts though #glados #portal 2 #love as a construct #glados portal #glados portal 2 #chell #chell portal #chell portal 2 #chelldos #the cake is a lie #so are the peanuts and seeds

[thingsoverheardatua]

[texting]

Shinsou: Hey, Aizawa.

Aizawa: Hey.

Shinsou: What are you doing?

Aizawa: Making money. What are you doing?

Shinsou: Walking to my locker.

Aizawa: So texting me to look cool and avoid social contact?

Shinsou: Yep.

#Shouta Aizawa #Hitoshi Shinsou #Shota Aizawa #Hitoshi Shinso #Aizawa #Shinsou Hitoshi #Shinso Hitoshi #Aizawa Shouta #Aizawa Shota #Eraserhead #Eraser Head #Dadzawa #Shinsou #Shinso #source: Texts #1K

[selfship-quotes]

F/O: I love you so much. I wish I could build a giant maze in a parking garage or perhaps an abandoned factory and put you in it and watch you solve various puzzles in order to receive peanuts and seeds.

S/I: What.

#source: texts #imagine your f/o #selfship quotes

[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

Stanley: I apparently have 'behavioral issues' and I'm 'too defiant'.

#source: texts #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp incorrect quotes #the queue is never the queue

[incorrect-web-novels]

Lan Xichen: Wangji, I love and support you.

Lan Xichen: But you're unwell about this man.

(Source)

#source: tumblr texts #lan xichen #lan wangji #wangxian #source: tumblr #source: texts #I thought it over and it's funny enough to ignore the ooc-ness of it #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #godc #gdc #the founder of diabolism #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs quotes #incorrect the founder of diabolism quotes #incorrect the untamed quotes #incorrect cql quotes #cql #queue #my quotes

[textpostmemespksp]

Meme #310

(Image description in ALT text, original images below the cut!) 

#trainer blue #trainer daisy #pokemon games #pokemon games meme #🦇 #source: texts

[zootopiathingz]

Luigi: is pink panther a lion?

Mario: ..say that again, but slower.

Luigi: I don’t understand.

Mario: he’s the pink PANTHER.

Luigi: okay?? But is he a lion?

Mario: Lu. Bro. He’s a panther.

Luigi: is that a kind of lion?

Mario: no, it’s a fucking panther.

Luigi: I just googled.. they’re not pink?

Mario: AND LIONS ARE???

#super mario bros movie #super mario bros #incorrect quotes #incorrect mario quotes #luigi #mario #source: texts

[incorrect-starbula]

Nebula: If you tell anyone about this, I'll skin you alive, but... Quill makes me feel things.

Rocket: What things?

Nebula: Feelings.

Rocket: He makes you feel feelings?

Nebula: Yes.

Rocket:

Rocket: What a jackass.

#guardians of the galaxy #incorrect quotes #starbula #rocket #nebula #marvel #gotg3 #source: texts #nebula confiding in rocket about her feelings is cute ok even if he probably wouldn't be very helpful about it xD

[incorrectinthenetherworld]

Clara: What are your adjectives?!

Opera: ... Do you mean my pronouns?

Clara: No! I already know your pronouns! What are your Adjectives?!

Opera: Uh. I don't know. What are yours?

Clara: NOISY AND CHAOTIC!!!

Opera: I've never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so fast.

#mairimashita! iruma kun #welcome to demon school iruma kun #valac clara #opera #source: texts

[hitchell-mope]

Sam: I just wanna cuddle him. And kiss him. And let him fuck me.

#supernatural #sam winchester #dean winchester #wincest #source: texts #nsft

[incorrectquotesmcu]

[texting]

Bucky: Where are you?

Sam: I left early. Sorry I couldn’t stay later.

Bucky: What the fuck?! Where are you going?!

Sam: I’m going home.

Bucky: Are you kidding me?! Come back. You’re drunk.

Sam: Don’t worry. I called an Uber.

Bucky: We drank at YOUR place!!

Sam: Oh.

Sam:

Sam: Where am I going?

Bucky: Wow, seriously?! Let me talk to the driver.

#source: texts #bucky barnes #bucky barnes incorrect quotes #winter soldier #sam wilson #sam wilson incorrect quotes #falcon #captain america #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[hawkinsincorrect]

Argyle: You ever realize humans cut down bird’s houses to make birdhouses?

Jonathan: How high are you right now?

Argyle: 5’10

#source: texts #incorrect quotes #jonathan byers #argyle #stranger things #jargyle #jonathan x argyle

[thingsoverheardatua]

Midoriya: Let’s just take each other out!

Todoroki: Are we talking about dinner or death? I’m cool with either, I just gotta fit it into my schedule properly.

#TodoDeku #Izuku Midoriya #Shouto Todoroki #Shoto Todoroki #Midoriya Izuku #Todoroki Shouto #Todoroki Shoto #Midoriya #Deku #Todoroki #source: Texts

[selfship-quotes]

F/O: I thought you said you liked me?

S/I: You told me you stabbed someone!

F/O: Awww is someone scared?

S/I: Yes.

#source: texts #imagine your f/o #selfship quotes