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Sakusa: The French have given us many good things

Bokuto: French toast!!!

Sakusa: The Guillotine

#bokuto koutarou #sakusa kiyoomi #haikyuu timeskip #msby black jackals #hq #haikyuu #incorrect haikyuu #incorrect hq #incorrect quotes

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Kyoutani, giving Yahaba flowers: They match your eyes.

Yahaba: These are lilies. They are white.

Kyoutani: That’s, like, most of your eyes.

#kyoutani kentarou #yahaba shigeru #kyouhaba #seijoh #hq #haikyuu #incorrect haikyuu #incorrect hq #incorrect quotes

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Kuroo: If I were a drink I’d be cherry coke, what would you guys be?

Akaashi: Bleach

Kenma: Sewage

Kuroo: ok calm down edgelords

#kuroo tetsurou #akaashi keiji #kozume kenma #haikyuu third gym #hq #haikyuu #incorrect hq #incorrect haikyuu #incorrect quotes

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[playing Smash Bros]

Asahi: TAKE THAT, YOU INSUFFERABLE FUCKING SIMPLETON!

Daichi: Woah, Asahi! What the-

Asahi: Wha-? Oh I'm sorry, guys. I didn't mean to snap like that—

Suga, on the same team as Asahi: NO! Stay snapped ASAHI STAY SNAPPED

#azumane asahi #sawamura daichi #sugawara koushi #karasuno #hq #haikyuu #incorrect haikyuu #incorrect hq #incorrect quotes

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Atsumu: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Suna: I’ve been zoned out for the past two hours.

Osamu: I got distracted halfway through.

Sakusa: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

#sick of his ass #miya atsumu #suna rintarou #miya osamu #sakusa kiyoomi #miya 4 #haikyuu timeskip #sakuatsu #sunaosa #haikyuu!! #hq #incorrect hq #incorrect haikyuu #incorrect quotes

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Kita: i found out yesterday while talking with my grandma that she consistently carries four knives on her at all times. it’s as natural as carrying around her phone and wallet for her. she says if anyone ever attacks her and takes her first knife, they’re in for a surprise. if they take her second knife? another surprise. her third knife? buddy, you’re in for a treat: another knife

#kita grandma stay strapped #kita shinsuke #inarizaki #haikyuu!! #hq #incorrect quotes #incorrect hq #incorrect haikyuu

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Hanamaki: Iwaizumi? Since I’m not talking to Oikawa, would you please ask him to pass me the syrup?

Iwaizumi, deeply exhausted: Please pass Hanamaki the syrup, Oikawa.

Oikawa: Mattsun, tell Makki I will only pass the syrup if it won’t be used on any meat product.

Matsukawa: You dunkin’ your sausages in that syrup homeboy?

Hanamaki: Iwaizumi, tell Issei I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.

Iwaizumi: Tell him yourself, you’re ignoring Oikawa, not Matsukawa.

Hanamaki: Issei, thank Iwaizumi for pointing that out.

Iwaizumi: Hanamaki, you’re not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.

Hanamaki: Oikawa, tell Iwaizumi to get off my case.

#i know athletes have to eat a lot of meat for a balanced substantial diet and whatnot #but tooru has massive Vegan Energy and no i will not be elaborating further #seijoh 4 #matsukawa issei #oikawa tooru #iwaizumi hajime #hanamaki takahiro #haikyuu!! #hq #incorrect hq #incorrect haikyuu #incorrect quotes

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Hakuba, setting up a dating profile: What are your three best qualities?

Hirugami: I’m gay, I’m soft, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends so much.

#hirugami sachirou #hakuba gao #kanomedai #haikyuu!! #hq #incorrect hq #incorrect haikyuu #incorrect quotes

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Bokuto: Is Star Wars the one with the little wizard boy?

Akaashi: We're breaking up.

#hes a nerd dont come for his emotional support franchises #bokuto koutarou #akaashi keiji #bokuaka #fukurodani #haikyuu!! #hq #incorrect hq #incorrect haikyuu #incorrect quotes

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Fukunaga: [takes off a hat to reveal a smaller, sparkly, secret hat] Does this answer your question?

Yamamoto: I- I never asked a question.

#fukunaga shouhei #yamamoto taketora #nekoma second years #haikyuu!! #hq #incorrect hq #incorrect haikyuu #incorrect quotes

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Sakusa: Motoya has no survival or self-preservation instincts. I think he was built without them.

Suna: That can’t be true.

Sakusa: Watch this.

Sakusa: Hey, Motoya! Race you downstairs!

Komori: [jumps out of twenty-story window]

#sakusa kiyoomi #komori motoya #suna rintarou #haikyuu timeskip #haikyuu!! #hq #incorrect quotes #incorrect hq #incorrect haikyuu

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[third year]

Tsukishima: Have you been yelled at by Yachi yet

Karasuno 1st year: Pssh, I’m not scared of her

Tsukishima: So that’s a no

#tsukishima kei #yachi hitoka #karasuno #haikyuu!! #hq #incorrect hq #incorrect haikyuu #incorrect quotes

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Akaashi: I'm going to need a human skull but you can’t ask why.

Kenma: Only if you also don't ask why

Kenma: [pulls out 7 pristine human skulls from his bag] Take your pick.

Akaashi:

Kenma:

Akaashi:

Akaashi: this one is fine

#haikyuu!! #hq #incorrect hq #incorrect haikyuu #incorrect quotes #akaashi keiji #kozume kenma

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Osamu, about to go to bed: I love you Rin

Suna: I love you too Samu

Osamu:

Suna:

Osamu: We both love you as well Tsumu

Atsumu, from the top bunk: Thanks. I was feeling a little left out

#miya osamu #miya atsumu #suna rintarou #sunaosa #inarizaki #haikyuu!! #hq #incorrect haikyuu #incorrect hq #incorrect quotes

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Iwaizumi: I am BEGGING you to go see a doctor—

Oikawa: Oh, is this our ACL tear? Stay out of it.

#im back electric boogaloo #iwaizumi hajime #oikawa tooru #seijoh #haikyuu!! #hq #incorrect quotes #incorrect hq #incorrect haikyuu #iwaoi

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hq!! as florida man headlines

Kuroo:

Suga:

Hinata:

Kenma:

Komori:

Osamu:

Hoshiumi:

Matsukawa:

#i have more if yall want them #kuroo tetsurou #miya osamu #hinata shouyou #kozume kenma #matsukawa issei #sugawara koushi #hoshiumi kourai #florida man #haikyuu!! #hq #incorrect haikyuu #incorrect hq #incorrect quotes

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Daichi: Do you always have to wake me up like this?

Noya: If you didn’t want me waking you up, you should have locked the door

Daichi: i DID

#sawamura daichi #nishinoya yuu #karasuno #haikyuu!! #hq #incorrect quotes #incorrect hq #incorrect haikyuu