Have you’ve ever seen the SPAM MAN. You see, this bitch fucking comes and you at night and roams through your fridge like some piece of shit. He doesn’t leave a single piece of food left for you because he’s that much a fucking bitch. Can you believe that? Anyways, after that he fucking just YEETS all of your drinks at your fucking wall like some fucking shitstain barbaian, the fucking audacity of this motherfucker. After that the man comes fucking GARGLING down your hallway swishing his way down like a fatass fish and waits for you at your door, hearing you breath in and out as you sleep. His eyes staring at you from your keyhole. You can smell his stinkass breath in your dreams, and you wake up in a cold sweat. You can hear his body grow bigger and bigger as you go towards your door, awaiting your death. But when you open it, a loud noise goes off and hes gone. Like he was never there, and all’s that’s left in your fridge is that one, single can of spam he left you. He shat that shit out and that’s why spam is fucking disgusting, its his literal shit and hes laughing at you all from the inside.
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My sister and parents were talking about sesame street or something but I couldn't clearly hear their conversation. I just know the last thing my sister said
So, I’ve been searching for this photo for a while now. (And by a while I mean like 5 mins lol) but I need this picture of this blue-ish baby/alien that looks like it’s praising with it’s arms raised. I have a very large image reaction collection and that would make a great addition 👌
So, I've been searching for this photo for a while now. (And by a while I mean like 5 mins lol) but I need this picture of this blue-ish baby/alien that looks like it's praising with it's arms raised. I have a very large image reaction collection and that would make a great addition 👌