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YOO PERSONA 5 JOKER CONFIRMED FOR SMASH
LETS GOOOOO!
#THEGAMEAWARDS
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Have you’ve ever seen the SPAM MAN. You see, this bitch fucking comes and you at night and roams through your fridge like some piece of shit. He doesn’t leave a single piece of food left for you because he’s that much a fucking bitch. Can you believe that? Anyways, after that he fucking just YEETS all of your drinks at your fucking wall like some fucking shitstain barbaian, the fucking audacity of this motherfucker. After that the man comes fucking GARGLING down your hallway swishing his way down like a fatass fish and waits for you at your door, hearing you breath in and out as you sleep. His eyes staring at you from your keyhole. You can smell his stinkass breath in your dreams, and you wake up in a cold sweat. You can hear his body grow bigger and bigger as you go towards your door, awaiting your death. But when you open it, a loud noise goes off and hes gone. Like he was never there, and all’s that’s left in your fridge is that one, single can of spam he left you. He shat that shit out and that’s why spam is fucking disgusting, its his literal shit and hes laughing at you all from the inside.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You thi
... ok i posted about you but damn
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Fucking
My sister and parents were talking about sesame street or something but I couldn't clearly hear their conversation. I just know the last thing my sister said
She fucking
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"but you guys can't hear me because you're old!"
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destroyerofthots · 5 years
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I figured
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destroyerofthots · 5 years
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Our dicks won't be the only thing we be destroying in December
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destroyerofthots · 5 years
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Nevermind I found it
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Help, I’m looking for a photo
So, I’ve been searching for this photo for a while now. (And by a while I mean like 5 mins lol) but I need this picture of this blue-ish baby/alien that looks like it’s praising with it’s arms raised. I have a very large image reaction collection and that would make a great addition 👌
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk
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The fact that nobody is talking about Secret’s new commercials pisses me off
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destroyerofthots · 5 years
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Help, I'm looking for a photo
So, I've been searching for this photo for a while now. (And by a while I mean like 5 mins lol) but I need this picture of this blue-ish baby/alien that looks like it's praising with it's arms raised. I have a very large image reaction collection and that would make a great addition 👌
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk
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destroyerofthots · 5 years
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Monosakurai
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Disakurai
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Polysakurai
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destroyerofthots · 5 years
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Let's get this bread
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destroyerofthots · 5 years
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Favorite video of all time, always reblog
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destroyerofthots · 5 years
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Me clicking follow on all the depression related pages during a depressive episode
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my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
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