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GOOD OMENS HEADCANONS

Due to the new season coming out, I must say my newest fun silly headcanons so you can all enjoy.

Crowley is banksy and hasn't told aziraphale

Aziraphale had a terrible pun phase that only ended because Crowley told them she wouldn't vist anymore if they didn't stop

Either on purpose or accidentally, Crowley has somehow consumed every single posion, illegal drug, or harmful substance

In most restaurants they go as soon as Crowley walks in it turns into Queen somehow

When aziraphale is in a wonderful mood anyone around him is suddenly very cheerful

The first time Crowley called aziraphale Angel, it slipped out, and aziraphale just never said anything about it ( in hopes that Crowely would keep doing it)

Once halloween became an established thing Crowely became an absolute terror and harbinger of chaos on the holiday ( not for any demonic reasons, shes just like that)

Aziraphale has tried weed once and shrooms on accident . Yes. It was Crowleys fault.

About 75% of the time Crowley is too busy looking at/for aziraphale to actually pay attention to what people say.

He denies it, but Crowley 100% started the French revolution on accident

Princess Anastasia did escape, and it was due to a little miracle by Mr. Fell

Aziraphale (in the cases they actually notice) gets a tad upset whenever people flirt with Crowley

Crowleys response to this is to end up glued to aziraphale the rest of the night, though he doesn't say anything about it

Aziraphale does not notice when people flirt her

Crowley, on the other hand very very very much does notice

That's all I could think of for right now though I'm sure more will come

#good omens aziraphale #good omens crowley #good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens headcanons #ineffable lovers #ineffableboyfriends #innefable husbands #azicrow #aziraphel #crowley

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Ponytail Dan

#dan avidan gifs #dan avidan #dan game grumps #arin hanson gifs #arin hanson #arin game grumps #10 minute power hour #power hour #gamegrumps #game grumps #the grumps #dan avidan ponytail #game grumps ponytail

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Has anyone uploaded this gif yet from the newest power hour. Its perfection.

#game grumps #gamegrumps #10 minute power hour #dan avidan #arin hanson #dan avidan gifs #arin hanson gifs #the grumps #power hour

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To my boyfriends brother specifically.

I know you're on this app motherfucker.

I will find you and finally have proof

#he

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3 am thoughts. Fuck being the therapist friend

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I can't believe 9 people follow me and all of you are fake

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School

Honestly I think the idea of school is kinda cute. Its just a bunch of kids sitting in a room with other kids they don’t really know and they get little tasks for the day and go on about doing their work. Sometimes you can make freinds with the kids you don’t know and boom you got a new friend. How else would you have met that person,,, i think its kinda nice. 

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except in my school it’s a bunch of kids throwing water bottles in the hallway and talking how “corona isn’t real”. But I still think its kinda neat

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THE NINTENDO SWITCH LITE IS BASICALLY JUST A PSP. YOU ARE ALL COWARDS FOR NOT SAYING ANYTHING.

#nintendo #switch #nintendo switch #playstation

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Everytime I have alfredo sauce I feel the urge to vomit. Yet nothing will stop me from eating the sauce.

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You literally cant change my mind. That guitar solo in free bird is the fucking best goddamn thing in this world. I literally get hyped every fucking time.

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Son of a shit!

As a nonbinary person I am slowly coming out to my friends and so far they all use my pronouns which is very nice and it makes me happy. But I have realized that I my birth name is starting to become ,how you say, not fitting. I am thinking about changing it but idk what I want?!?

I have 3 options rn and they are

Dune

Anthony

Dell

I'm just not sure what I want.

#nonbinary #enby problems #enby things #enby #non binary #nonbinary things

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Some of yall be waiting to get a significant other for the cutesy stuff and yall be wanting chocolate and flowers. But some times all the cutesy stuff is tiny minecraft figurines and a birthday card ment for a one year old and it'll make you ten times happier than chocolate ever will.

#valentine #valentine's day #boyfriend #girlfriend #significant other #couple post #my crush #crush quotes

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Ok but like why can I literally wear a whole literal clown costume in the middle of the day at school, but I get self conscious whenever I wear my bulky headphones on the bus.

#anxitey #anxious #stupid

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BleasE

The last few days have been absolutely horrendous. I would love nothing more than two curl up with some cookies and hot chocolate and have someone to lean against while we exist or watch dumb videos. BUT NO THE UNIVERSE WONT GIVE ME A BREAK. 🅱️lease man I just wanna exist.

#im tired #tired of this shit #cottagecore #dumb shit #story #shitpost #personal shit

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I understand that some people dont like rock but I dont understand how people cant just fucking JAM to someone absolutely shreding the guitar. Like FUCK YEAH man. Go ham you funky quick fingered god. The drums!! The vocals!! The bass!! everything together!! WE BE VIBING

#dumb shit #shitpost #holy shit #appreciation #alternative bands #rock #classic rock #rock music #alternative rock #jam out

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GO CONCEPT

One time Crowley ate an orange like an apple-peel and all-and aziraphale walked in and refused to speak to him for 20 minutes.

#good omens aziraphale #good omens crowley #good omens au #good omens #aziraphale and crowley #aziraphel #aziraphale #azirowley #ineffableboyfriends #ineffable partners #ineffable lovers #ineffable tag #it's ineffable #crowley

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Ego dumb thought

Ok dumb thoughts cross my head every now and then about the egos and I just thought it would be funny if marvin could basically conjure gaster blaster (you know. The things from undertale) like things. Imagine marvin just being like scadoosh and a big cat skull comes out of nowhere and you die.

#jse anti #jsegos #jse community #jse egos #jse marvin #jse pma #jacksepticeye #jacksepticegos #marvin the magnificent