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The biggest tragedy of Luo Binghe’s life is that he’s a bottom who’s being forced to top because his wife is a pillow princess and still subconsciously influenced by the lies written by that hamster twink.

#Svsss #mxtx #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #luo binghe #bingqiu

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Lan Wangji likes his personal space. Wei Wuxian also likes Lan Wangji’s personal space.

#mxtx #mdzs #wei wuxian #the untamed #lan wangji #wangxian #wei ying #mo xiang tong xiu

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MXTX woke up today and chose fujoshis. Looked at all the puritan antis who go uwu Hualian so pure and smut free and laughed in their faces.

#mxtx #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing

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BINGHE SANDWICH FOR SHEN YUAN BINGHE SANDWICH FOR SHEN YUAN BINGHE SANDWICH FOR SHEN YUAN!!!!!

#mxtx #svsss #scum villain's self saving system #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #luo bingge #luo bingmei #bingqiu

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MXTX guys if their partners told them to bend over:

SQQ: *whacks Binghe with his fan* SHAMELESS! *bends over anyway*

LBH: This is his wildest dreams coming true guys! What he had dreamed of since forever! Bingmei’s maiden heart has finally achieved nirvana! *bends over faster than the speed of light *

XL: *bends over and the ‘evil’ inside him from previous bending over spills out*

HC: cool as cucumber, he’s down for anything with Dianxia *bends over so sexily sets fires across the universe*

WWX: ah Lan Zhan, Lan Zhan, what if I don’t do it? Hmm? Will you make me? HGJ is so strong he can make me do whatever. It’s not like I can stop him *bats eyelashes*

LWJ: No, Wei Ying will bend over *refuses to comply, makes Wei Ying do it*

#mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #TGCF #tian guan ci fu #hualian #Hua Cheng #xie lian #svsss #bingqiu #Luo Binghe #Shen yuan #MDZS #the untamed #Wangxian #lan wangji #Wei Wuxian

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Religious guilt Hualian style. Religious guilt not because you think your faith in your god is wavering. Religious guilt because you’re having indecent thoughts about your god. Religious guilt because you wanna fuck your god. Also reverse religious guilt because you’re a god and you wanna fuck your devotee and you’re worried if he’ll consent because he wanna bang you or because you’re his god. RELIGIOUS GUILT GUYS.

#mxtx #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #Hua Cheng #xie lian

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I love the kind of ML Hua Cheng is. I’ve seen enough of MLs in CDramas who are wiling to sacrifice their relationship with the FL for the gReAtEr GoOd and their kingdom. Who are willing to put the welfare of people before the heart of the FL.

Meanwhile HC is like fuck you all, ALL OF YOU, every single one of you. I choose Dianxia. I choose love. And if the whole world is set on the fire for it, if the heavens have to bleed in my quest to protect Dianxia, then so be it. I’ll always choose my God.

#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian

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If Hua Cheng (literally the hottest guy to ever hot) had Wattpad he would have:

“I looked in the water puddle and sighed at my plain appearance. It was unsightly. Then I got the biggest shock of my life. I was getting sold to One Direction Taizi Dianxia. What will become of me? Will I gain his love? Many gods obstacles lie ahead. Read and find out if I manage to kill anyone and everyone who hurt Gege succeed.

#1 in Romance

#1 in Xie Lian

#1 in RPF”

#mxtx #TGCF #tian guan ci fu #Hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #guys don’t question the canon-bility of this and take the shitpost for what it is

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just a fuckin big bird

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What if WWX was a horrible flute player? Like you slowly learn to understand what toddlers mean when they speak. They speak gibberish yet after a while their jumbled words start to make sense. Similarly LWJ learned to understand WWX’s flute playing. When WWX played PPPPEEEEEEEEEEEE PPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE PHOOOOOOOOOOO PHOOOOOOOOOOO after his resurrection, LWJ was like yup, that's the theme song I composed for our relationship and was like phew phew let's fly on the sword to WWX.

#mxtx #mdzs #wei wuxian #the untamed #lan wangji #wangxian

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WWX: I don’t deserve you

LWJ: You deserve the world

XL: I don’t deserve you

HC: You deserve the world

LBH: You deserve the world

SQQ: BINGHE! Save these lines for your harem😳

#mxtx #mdzs #wei wuxian #the untamed #lan wangji #wangxian #wei ying #svsss #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #bingqiu #tgcf #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian

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Luo Binghe: school dropout/yeeted out

Wei Wuxian: expelled

Hua Cheng: didn't even join

Yet they're successful. Guys, school is not everything…. On the other hand, both LBH and WWX found the guys they wanna bang at the school while HC had to search for his guy for 800 years, so maybe school is important after all.

#mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #svsss #scum villain's self saving system #bingqiu #luo binghe #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #MDZS #cql #wangxian #hualian #TGCF

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Lan Xichen is the most eligible young master, Lan Wangji is second…. etc etc etc. BUT the main question is, who actually compiles these lists? Is there a ‘Sexiest Man’ list magazine? Do ladies run it? Do elders run it? Where are their meetings? When are their meetings? Who hosts them? What is the frequency of these meetings? Where are the results published? Or announced? QUESTIONS QUESTIONS….

#mxtx #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #wei ying #lan zhan #modaozushi #the untamed #founder of diabolism

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Me writing a Feanor defence post:

#lotr #silmarillion #silmarils #jrrt #jrr tolkien #feanor #the hobbit #lord of the rings

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THE MAN! THE MYTH! THE MALEWIFE!

Shi Qingxuan from TGCF Donghua!!!!

#mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #TGCF #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #shi qingxuan #he xuan #shi wudu #beefleaf

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When “Great news! Wei Wuxian has died!” exists!?!?!

#mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #MDZS #mo dao zu shi #lan zhan #lan wangji #hanguang jun #wei ying #wei wuxian #yiling laozu #wangxian