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Just had a though… Jack Horner is basically every DM in a campaign when it comes to the players emotions and story arcs.
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Overwatch: Dating Junker Queen Headcanons!!!
Dating Odessa would be quite fun.
While seeming like she is the boss, she relies on you to make decisions within the relationship.
From where to eat at, to if you’d want a pet, anything that made you happy, makes her happy.
She would also be quite protective over you.
“Touch them and your dead mate!”
If you were to ever be upset, she would abandon everything on today’s list to make sure you were yourself again. She hates it when you’re crying or angry.
In bed, she will hold you close and keep her head either in the crook of your neck or your chest. It calms her mind in a way.
She’ll even let you hold Gracie and teach you how to throw different weapons.
“Don’t want ya getting hurt when I’m not around love.”
If you’re a part of Overwatch as an agent, she will want to keep close tabs on you so she would actually get a phone to call or text you. Even if you have to teach her everything you’d know about a phone.
If you ever came from a mission with a scar, she’ll be furious at the others and will hide your communicator until you assured her it was an accident.
She’d never be mad at you for anything unless you didn’t listen to what she says for you to do. Especially if it involves your health.
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Overwatch Dating Headcanons!!
Characters: Junkrat, Roadhog, Reaper, and Lucio
Junkrat 💣💥
Junkrat would be a very interesting partner.
He may not know how to show it without being more than his usual self.
When he first asks you out, he’s honestly very nervous. “You know, being a criminal and all!” He would say.
If you say yes, he will be overjoyed.
Literally more hyper than an sugar induced D.Va.
He will give you tiny explosives as a form of showing his love.
Once he gets to know you more, he’ll be even more cuddly than he already would be.
Laying in bed reading? He’ll drape himself over you and try to get you to stop reading. Sitting on the couch? He’s using your legs as a pillow.
PDA will be a 50/50 with him. It depends on the area really.
If he spots at least one person flirting with you, he’s planning on embarrassing them to the extreme. Only to have it backfire and embarrasses himself.
He doesn’t mind much since you comfort him back home about it.
Never will you wake in the same position you fell asleep in.
Roadhog 🥓🪝
Roadhog will be very gentle with you in the long run but at the beginning, he makes it very hard to communicate.
At first he would intimidate you but slowly warms up to you and you to him.
When he asks you out, he’s blunt. No corners, no second guessing. He’ll just ask if you want to see a movie or something.
Once you two are fully dating, he’s more gentle and communicative towards you.
If you’re tired, he’ll pick you up and carry you around. No questions, no nothing.
When you’re cuddling with him, he has one arm wrapped around you comfortably.
If he’s in a teasing mood, he’ll hold you close before tickling you. That’s the most he does to you.
When sleeping, he will have you tucked to his side or on top of him.
Reaper ☠️🦉
This man will honestly try to push you away.
Especially if he knew you liked him before he liked you.
Starting off, he would punish himself by purposefully making you upset.
If that doesn’t work, he’ll simply watch your back for now on. Even though he already was but will deny it if someone asks him about it.
He would be somewhat romantic as his affection for you grows.
Roses on your nightstand, random compliments that seem passive aggressive in a way,
If you agree to date him, he would take you to random places he thinks you’d like based on what he’s observed about you.
At night, whenever you go to bed, he will hold you close and not let go whatsoever. Almost like he’s afraid to loose you.
He definitely would be one to smack your ass as you walk around your shared room and show affection but once you’re outside, he rarely shows it.
His way of protecting you.
He will keep you on top of him as you sleep, listening to you breathe. It soothes him.
Lucio 🐸🎵
This dude will definitely be wholesome in everything he does.
Once he starts to like you, he’ll be head over hills over you.
Always flirting no matter the situation.
Getting shot at? Comes up with some pickup line after saving you with that smirk. Got hurt? He’ll make a joke that Winston would very much approve of.
Once the two of you are dating, he is not afraid to declare it.
He even made a song about the two of you and it’s gotten millions of views.
In public, the most he’ll do is wrap an arm around your waist and kiss your cheek.
In your shared room, he will lay with you on his chest or do the same as Junkrat and use you as a pillow.
Will often fall asleep curled around you somehow.
#overwatch x reader#roadhog#junkrat#lucio overwatch#reaper overwatch#roadhog x reader#junkrat x reader#lucio x reader#reaper x reader
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More Overwatch Incorrect Quotes
I saw you guys liked the other one. I did another so here y’all go!
Lucio: Help! I told Reinhardt I’d cook tonight but I can’t I can’t cook!
Cassidy: *pouring milk directly into the cereal bag* And you thought I could help?
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Baptiste: You really put aside everything and all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Lucio: Several traffic violations.
Hammond: *squeaking* Three accounts of resisting arrest.
D.Va: Roughly thirteen energy drinks!
Junkrat: Also, that’s not our car!
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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for three people on a motorcycle.
Reinhardt: Scheisse.
Ana: Three?
Cop: Yes?
Brigitte: OH MY GOD DAD FELL OFF!
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Cassidy: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes me look.
Ana: *sipping a cup of tea* At least they made you look clean.
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Junkrat: Am I going too far?
Roadhog: No. You did about seven hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.
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Ana: Reinhardt and I don’t use pet names.
Lucio: I see. What do bees make?
Ana: Honey.
Reinhardt: Yes love?
Ana:
Lucio: Don’t ever lie to my face again.
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Random Announcement!!
I may or may not be working on a Mothman romance book. If interested, please comment and keep a lookout on my blog for information!
So far the moth aspect I am basing him off of a Luna Moth. He won’t be the same colors as the actual moth but that’s just what he’s based off. Still trying to decide on other characters and possible love interests.
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Thank you @faunawoodsart and everyone who got me to 10 reblogs!
Overwatch Incorrect Quotes
Mercy/Angela : Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Tracer/Lena : Rude.
Cassidy : That’s fair.
Lucio : Not again.
Junkrat/Jamison : You gonna want this back?
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Roadhog/Mako : *is watching the news about someone fighting a squid at the aquarium*
Junkrat/Jamison : *covered in squid ink from head to toe* Maybe the squid shouldn’ be a dick!
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Soldier 76/Jack : God give me patience.
Ana : Don’t you mean strength?
Soldier 76/Jack : If god gave me strength, Junkrat would be dead.
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Genji : Remember when you used to solve your problems without attempted murder?
Hanzo : Stop bringing it up.
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Reaper/Gabriel : When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.
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Ramattra : So that’s my plan.
Zenyatta : Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Ramattra : No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Zenyatta : It fucking sucks.
Ramattra : That’s not constructive criticism.
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Overwatch Incorrect Quotes
Mercy/Angela : Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Tracer/Lena : Rude.
Cassidy : That’s fair.
Lucio : Not again.
Junkrat/Jamison : You gonna want this back?
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Roadhog/Mako : *is watching the news about someone fighting a squid at the aquarium*
Junkrat/Jamison : *covered in squid ink from head to toe* Maybe the squid shouldn’ be a dick!
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Soldier 76/Jack : God give me patience.
Ana : Don’t you mean strength?
Soldier 76/Jack : If god gave me strength, Junkrat would be dead.
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Genji : Remember when you used to solve your problems without attempted murder?
Hanzo : Stop bringing it up.
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Reaper/Gabriel : When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.
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Ramattra : So that’s my plan.
Zenyatta : Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Ramattra : No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Zenyatta : It fucking sucks.
Ramattra : That’s not constructive criticism.
#overwatch#junkrat#overwatch x reader#genji shimada#overwatch 2#roadhog#hanzo x mccree#ramattra#zenyatta
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The Paladin and his Incubus
Part One
This is pretty much the story of how a friend’s character in a dnd campaign met my character. We had finished the campaign earlier this year and he (my friend) said that I can keep his character since I helped create him and he doesn’t think he’ll use him again. Anyways, I hope you all enjoy!
Warning: This contains blood, language, adult themes. Minors please keep scrolling and do not interact in this please. 18+ Nsfw
It was a long battle for a young man. He had joined the Guard for a reason but now that he’s on the battle field, he was dreading it. He hated it.
He was also very much terrified since they were fighting literal demons. He remembers his general yelling for the archers to open fire as the troops retreat.
Kane was apart of the unlucky few who couldn’t run off easily. He swung his sword to and fro to keep some away from him. He could faintly hear his team getting slaughtered somewhere around him. He soon watched as the demons soon screeched in what seems like pain before another demon shows itself.
Kane knew that what he was staring at was an Incubus. The male demon was smiling cruelly at him. He soon waved his hand as a song came from his lips. The demons around him soon left him alone to attack the retreating men.
He stared in fear as the Incubus approached him with slow strides. Kane didn’t realize that he had lowered his sword until it hits the ground.
The Incubus looked like a Teifling with how his skin was a maroon color and his horns very much like an antelope’s. His eyes were solid yellow, like hellfire. He even had long, black hair that looked unnaturally smooth and elegant. He had a long tail that ends with a tuft of black fur.
The only article of clothing was the loincloth that looked very much like what a concubine would wear to please the eyes of their master.
His feet was hooved like a goat’s. Just without fur.
“A little human all for myself. I’ll let you go if you guess my name correctly but I will forever remain your slave. If you guess incorrectly,” he chuckles darkly with a dark grin, “you’ll be mine~”
Kane then blurts out the name of who his mother praised when he was a child.
“Icarus…”
The Incubus freezes and stares at him with shock.
“You…” he blinks in confusion, “You guessed on the first try?”
Kane looks left and right before breaking out into a sprint. He gasps when his feet suddenly find air and he collided with stone. He quickly stands and his eyes widen.
Around him in the distance no matter where he looked, hellish creatures walked and tread the grounds. Some were even chasing what he figured was the damned.
Screams echoed but he couldn’t tell if it was the creatures making the sound or not.
He soon spots the Incubus who was pacing in front of a cave like structure.
“Out of all the times I ask that question,” he exclaims, “Everyone has guessed some name in their tongue that doesn’t even come close but yet you!” He points towards him in both annoyance and anger.
“You guessed it on the first try!”
Kane blinks and looks around for an escape route.
“Don’t even bother trying to run. You can’t leave unless I let you since you still have your body and soul attached. I can’t believe this. Now I have to do the binding spell and then answer your every call.”
“Binding spell?” Kane asked. Icarus stops before a sinister smirk plays on his lips.
“Yes. It involves me and you inside this cave. Then I’ll simply mark you as my master~” he says sensually. Kane frowns and crossed his arms. He knew how these creatures work. His father was a high priest after all.
“Or just by knowing your name,” he lifts his hand and takes off the glove to show a strange symbol, “The mark will appear on a random part of the human body and nothing will happen.”
Icarus growled and his smirk leaves all together.
“Damn you! This is not fair! I should be controlling you! Fuck you!” The Incubus lashes out angrily.
Kane sighed and sits down where he was.
“Then I guess we’ll be here a while because I don’t want to force anyone to do what they don’t want to do.” He says. Icarus freezes and stares him down. His tail lashed back and forth.
He suddenly approached in a blink of the eye and was circling him.
“No! Command me to send you back!” Kane looks up at him with a blank stare. He shakes his head and looks back down.
Icarus growls and sits in front of him with a pout.
“Then I’ll just use my voice to tempt you to sin!”
Kane shrugs as Icarus soon began to sing in a language he didn’t know. Thanks to the fact he was raised to ignore temptations due to his father being a high priest for the Elves and that he was ‘blessed’ at birth, he felt no pull.
After two hours, Icarus had fully given up and decided to try to use physical means. His hands roamed Kane’s armored chest while he tried to whisper fantasies to him.
Kane still ignored him.
Icarus soon growled and slaps him, causing him to give him a glare.
“Why won’t you do anything?! I’ve tried everything and—“
“You haven’t asked.” Kane cuts him off with a sarcastic tone.
Icarus stares at him before laying on his back with a angry shout.
“Fuck you!”
“No thanks.”
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Bad Batch Incorrect Quotes
Omega had gotten taken and the Batch rescues her, minus Hunter since Crosshair didn’t tell him.
Omega: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you get here so fast?
Tech: *glaring at Crosshair* Several traffic violations.
Wrecker: *excited* Three counts of resisting arrest!
Echo: *who’s really tired* Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Crosshair: *ignoring Hunter yelling in his personal com that’s very audible* Also, that’s not our car.
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Me: Imagine being able to ignore politicians and managing to stop a war in a galaxy far far away.
Obi Wan:
Anakin:
Palpatine: Shut you’re fucking mouth.
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Every time you reblog a monster gets a throbbing erection.
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A convo me and a friend had earlier today:
My Friend: How did we even become friends? We are the total opposite of each other!
Me: Hell was too hot and I wanted chips.
My Friend:
My Friend: I was going to say something else but now I’m curious…
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Incorrect Qoutes: Star Wars Edition
Cody: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Rex: *Turns to Fives* How tall are you?
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How my party decided to go into a cave during one of our campaigns:
Nihalas (DragonBorn barbarian): Can I shout into it?
Kane (Human Paladin): What? No. Gnolls have been known to live here. We need to be—
Donavan (Vampire Necromancer): Evan no! Stop right now!
Evan (Werewolf Fighter): *runs around with Donavan’s book of spells in his mouth*
Icarus (Incubus Bard/Me): There’s a lever here… *pulls it and falls straight down into a trap, causing everyone to come save him*
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Just thought of this: If I were to somehow catch a hellhound and befriend it, could I potentially be considered a threat?
For reference, irl I am 5’1 if that helps.
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