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So, im doing an essay bout fanfiction for my english class, and i decided to dedicate a section of the essay to how much fanfictionon ao3 is gay (M/M specifically) and,,,, there is alot.

 okay so last night (feb 8th) at 5:08pm, 49% of ao3′s total fanfiction was gay. There was a total of 3,433,642 gay fanfictions. Today (feb 9th) at 9:15am, there were 3,434,923 gay fanfictions. Over the span of 16 hours and 7 minutes, 1,281 gay fanfictions were published. Which is 43% of the total 2,971. Also, incase you were wondering, there are 6,950,538 total fanfictions on ao3.

(also F/F only takes up about 9% of all fanfic on ao3)     

#fanfic #fanfiction #fanfic writing #lgbtq #gay memes #fandom #gay fanfiction #yaoi #i dont want totag yaoi cause ew but it had to be done #fujoshi #fanfiction writer #fanfic meme #fanfic memes #fanfiction meme #fanfiction memes #ao3 #ao3 tags #ao3 writer #archive of our own

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Being an afab demi girl is like: Omg I'm just doing this for attention- I just wanna be cool I'm not actually demi- I'm just tryna be cool I'm not even close to enby-,,,,,, omg wait maybe I'm actually just enby???? Do I have internalized enbyphobia???? I'm just being demi girl cause I have internalized enbyphobia,,,, wait maybe I'm actually-

#demigirl #lgbtq #lgbt memes #lgbt #lgbtq memes #nonbinary

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why don’t all shows have like,, a quratine episode where the cast has to get up to all their normal shennanigans but over zoom-

#shitpost #hoe do you spell shennanigans #HOW HO HOE OOPS- #not* how does this even happen

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Me: *explains something I've been thinking about for the last 3 days, argument having been revised and edited at least 10 times, literally the best possible way to explain my thoughts*

Also me: well yeah anyways, that's not really a good argument I just sort of threw that together haha, yeah I just sort of came up with that it's not good yeah lol I'm dumb

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Danganronpa v3, trial 3

Shuichi: did we even decide on a cause of death yet?

Korekiyo: human sacrifice is a cause of death

#v3 spoilers #danganronpa spoilers #danganronpa #danganronpa incorrect quotes #danganronpa v3 #shuichi saihara #korekiyo shinguji

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MY MOM JUST PUT SUSHI IN THE MICROWAVE I'M DISOWNING HER

#why would you do that #HOT SUSHI #at least there wasnt any fish but STILL #shitpost

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Cursed concept: dora the explorer except instead if dora it's the duolingo owl

#shitpost

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#sexual assault tw

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No one:

Me: Nagito proposed to komaeda with GUN

#im dumby #what else is new #sdr2 #nagito komaeda #komaeda nagito #danganronpa #shitpost

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I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

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You haven't experienced true fear until your non-danganronpa fan hairdresser tries to teach you how you do nagitos laugh properly

#and thats how i died #danganronpa #nagito komaeda #:))) this is fine #:) #danganronpa 2 #sdr2 #sdr2 komaeda #shitpost

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I WAS PLAYING UNO AND WE GOT UP TO +32 AKSHDJS

#shitpost #uno #i lterally am supposed to have 65 cards #but we dont have that big a deck

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I'm not even American but what the fuck

This is serious. We’re living a constitutional crisis with Americans being stripped of their rights by an authoritarian president. He’s supposed to lead our people not target them as enemies or terrorists.

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HSNSHSBSHSBHBSB I AM SO HAPPY I SAW FROG TODAY AHSKDHDJDHDSHH

#frogposting #frog #shitpost #funny #i legit LOVE frogs #i love frogs #pls more frog

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ALL MY FRIENDS HOUSES ARE GETTING STRUCK BY LIGHTNING (OR HAVING LIGHTING STRIKE NEARBY) AND I'M LEGIT SO SCARED LIKE ?!?!?! DON'T GO OUTSIDE ?!?! YET THEY'RE GOING OUTSIDE STOP BEING IDIOTS Y'ALL

#my friends balcony got struck #and my other friend is going ou on her blacony rn #like DONT #this is why she is going to die first #out* im an idiot

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Why do all fruit fillings in assorted chocolate boxes taste like a mix of Tylenol and chap stick

#especially strawberry #my dad says that its because they use the same artificial flavorings #which i dont like #you couldnt afford to get a different flavor than medicine? #pathetic

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Hey can mother earth just reclaim me k thanks