holyjemcarstairs

[holyjemcarstairs]

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jem believes in reincarnation, that means every time someone does something explicitly Herondale-like, every time a blue eyed and dark haired boy smirks amusedly, every time someone flinches away from ducks at a park, every time someone recites terrible poetry but uses beautiful words and every time someone fights tooth and nail for their friends jem sees bits of his once-parabatai and probably wonders if he's looking at the soul he once binded with his own.

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happy new year everyone

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on a fight between will sleeping with his hand wrapped on jem's silent brother's robes to make sure he's there and doesn't leave him vs church sleeping on jem's chest so he can have the constant reassurance jem's alive and won't go away again who would win

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Jem: Will says he got the halloween costumes and 12 gallons of fake blood.

Tessa: Wow. Where did he get 12 gallons of fake blood?

Will, panicking: YOU WANTED FAKE BLOOD??

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Christopher: *sighs* Goodbyes are always the most painful and saddest part. I'll miss you, good friend. We will meet in another life.

Delivery guy, sweating: sir please just take your food.

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Alec: *runs into the room* HEY

Magnus: ˢʰʰʰʰ ᵏⁱᵈˢ ᵃʳᵉ ˢˡᵉᵉᵖⁱⁿᵍ

Alec: ᵒʰ ᵒᵏᵃʸ

Magnus: ʷʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵘᵖ

Alec: ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵒᵘˢ ⁱˢ ᵒⁿ ᶠⁱʳᵉ

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Simon: Raphael how much do you like me?

Raphael: Look at the sky and count the stars.

Simon: But it's daytime?

Raphael: Yes

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Julian: Hey Emma being the cutest shadowhunter must be exhausted :)

Emma: So that's why Cristina sleeps so much.

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Magnus: There are 21 letters in the alphabet.

Alec: No there are 26.

Magnus: Oh, sorry right I must have forgotten U R A Q T

Alec:

Alec: Magnus you are hundreds of years old you should know the alphabet by now.

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Julian: How would you describe yourself?

Kit: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

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Kit: So we are flirting, right?

Ty: I'm literally stabbing you

Kit: That doesn't answer my question tho

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Matthew: I told Thomas his ears turn red when he lies.

James: Why

Matthew: Watch this. Hey Thomas do you love Alastair?

Thomas, covering his ears: NO!

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Matthew: Here's my wall of inspirational people.

James: There's only a picture of you.

Matthew: I'm big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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POV: You touched Magnus Bane

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Matthew: I don't like your accusatory tone.

James: Well, I'd use a different tone but I'm trying to accuse you of something.

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Thomas: You know you can die from that, right?

James, smoking a cigarette: That's the point.

Matthew, drinking alcohol: We're trying to speed this up.

Christopher, eating raw cookie dough: *nods*

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Matthew: I'm keeping a list of everyone who wrongs me so when I'm back on top, they'll be sorry.

Alastair: *breathes*

Matthew: Congratulations Alastair you just made the top of the list.

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