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[sodamnbored]

Catching Up

Thalia: So what happened after Juno took you? Where did you go? Were you safe, happy?

Jason, uncomfortably brushing her off: Well, it’s a long story and kind of a bummer haha. You don’t wanna hear that right now.

Thalia, softly: Jason, I’ve waited thirteen years to hear your sad stories.

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[caterpillarinacave]

Matthew: By the angel, I´m such a third wheel.

Anna, with Ari on her lap: Why do you say that?

Thomas, in the middle of kissing Alastair: You´re not a third wheel!

James, holding hands with Cordelia: That´s just ridiculous.

Matthew: Wow, you´re right, I take it back, I have ascended to the seventh wheel. I am truly powerful.

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[caylenqueen]

Thomas: Are you really planning to shoot the demon?

James: Don't worry, it's a holy gun.

Thomas: How so?

James: It makes holes.

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[heronsdaisy]

alastair: so what’s on your mind?

james: your sister.

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[thedeviltavern]

Alastair: Pros and cons of dating me.

Alastair: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Alastair: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

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[kaitcreates]

Matthew: I have locked Charles in a cage designed by his own art. Oh, he has been well and truly hoisted by his own petard. Christopher: Could you put it another way? I didn’t understand a word of that. Matthew: I’m blackmailing him. Christopher: Oh, happy days.

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[alastairsparis]

alastair: h-

matthew: kill yourself

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[jemsbitch]

Compilation of Thomas judging his inner monologue (he’s so cute I’ll die for him) (from chain of thorns)

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[duchess-of-nothing-and-nowhere]

* the TLH Gang standing around Jesse's coffin *

Alastair: I am going to bury something that reminds me of the person that I used to be, that I don't want to be anymore.

* drags Charles to the coffin *

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[astriefer]

Thomas: Why are you so negative?

Alastair: negative is the new positive

Thomas: And with that Philosophy you go around, throwing unmotivating phrases at my friends?

Alastair: Oh, no. That I'm doing just because it's funny.

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[4uru]

Alastair in tlh: my life is the crown and yours is politics, and i will not, trade one prison for another

how Matthew sees Alastair in tlh: Im sorry that i looked at mrs. riley and lightly grazed her left tit, alright-

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[sodamnbored]

Jason, running in when he hears the screaming: What is it? Where’s the danger?

Leo, mildly offended: I just dropped by for a visit and your girlfriend tried to kill me!

Piper lowering her weapon, pinching the bridge of her nose: Because you crawled in through the window in the middle of the night.

Piper, flatly to Jason: Can you please tell your friend to use the front door.

Jason: But if we lock the front door. He wouldn’t be able to get in.

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[caterpillarinacave]

Officer: You’re under arrest for traveling with three people on a motorcycle at once. As this is reck-

Matthew: Wait, three???

Officer: Yes? You, Mr. Herondale, and Mr. Lightwood. That’s three.

Matthew:

Matthew: Thomas fucking fell off.

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[caylenqueen]

Alastair: You have friends and I envy that.

Thomas: You're welcome to share my friends.

Alastair: *looks at Matthew and James*

Alastair: I don't want those.

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[heronsdaisy]

lucie: doesn’t it seem kind of weird that we're hiding from tatiana in her own house?

jesse: i told you, my mother hasn't come here since our family was actually happy. and that was a long time ago.

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[thedeviltavern]

Matthew: Thomas, I rebuke thee! I rebuke thee! Thomas: Rebuke? Is that a word? Matthew: You have all invoked my fury! You will all pay recompense for your transgressions! Thomas: What, you got like a word-a-day calendar or something?

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