#incorrect tlh

[caterpillarinacave]

Matthew: By the angel, I´m such a third wheel.

Anna, with Ari on her lap: Why do you say that?

Thomas, in the middle of kissing Alastair: You´re not a third wheel!

James, holding hands with Cordelia: That´s just ridiculous.

Matthew: Wow, you´re right, I take it back, I have ascended to the seventh wheel. I am truly powerful.

#shitpost #quote from @iveb33nthe4rcher ? #tsc #tlh #incorrect tlh #incorrect tlh quotes #matthew fairchild #anna lightwood #ari bridgestock #thomas lightwood #thomastair #alastair carstairs #james herondale #coredelia carstairs

[astriefer]

Thomas: Why are you so negative?

Alastair: negative is the new positive

Thomas: And with that Philosophy you go around, throwing unmotivating phrases at my friends?

Alastair: Oh, no. That I'm doing just because it's funny.

#I feel like contributing to society for once lol #don't question Alastair's motives #the last hours #alastair carstairs #tlh #chain of gold #tsc #chain of iron #the shadowhunter chronicles #thomas lightwood #chog #thomastair textpost #incorrect tlh #incorrect tlh quotes #incorrect the last hours quotes #incorrect tsc quotes #tlh incorrect quotes #text post #tlh text post #mine #my posts #q

[heronsdaisy]

jesse: apparently, the playwright thinks i'm an idiot who tells bad jokes about meat all the time!

lucie: yeah, you tell bad jokes about plenty of other topics.

jesse: i know!

#source: avatar the last airbender #they’re so sukka coded #lucie herondale #jesse blackthorn #incorrect tsc #incorrect tlh #incorrect the shadowhunters chronicles #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #the last hours #the shadowhunter chronicles #luciejesse #ghostwriter #blackdale #heronthorn #incorrect quotes #incorrect tsc quotes #lucie x jesse

[bankofwildflowers]

If James and Grace didn't have history I swear they would for real Get each other in a unique way. They're, like, the only dry, deadpan-darkest-humour people in the whole group. We know Grace is the sitting-alone-in-the-corner friend so James would totally take a few minutes to check in and Be Kind, as he always is, and next think you know they're snorting about something with vine energy until James looks up and starts simping for Cordelia again. Like I don't know, James and Grace have the unexplored potential for the meme-culture, alcohol-and-trauma-jokes friendship. Idk.

#the last hours #james herondale #grace blackthorn #chain of thorns #chain of iron #chain of gold #incorrect tlh #the last hours tlh #tlh #mine

[sodamnbored]

Catching Up

Thalia: So what happened after Juno took you? Where did you go? Were you safe, happy?

Jason, uncomfortably brushing her off: Well, it’s a long story and kind of a bummer haha. You don’t wanna hear that right now.

Thalia, softly: Jason, I’ve waited thirteen years to hear your sad stories.

#this is kind of a bummer. but I love them getting the chance to do the whole sibling thing. not enough of it in canon. #and this boy NEEDS the opportunity to talk about his life to SOMEBODY. let the kid CONNECT to people ffs #pjo fandom #pjo verse #pjo hoo #jason grace #thalia grace #heroes of olympus #incorrect heroes of olympus #incorrect tlh quotes #incorrect pjo quotes #incorrect percy jackson #incorrect hoo quotes #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo stuff #pjo text post #grace siblings #demidorks #sad demidorks #Thalia and Jason #Jason and Thalia #poor Jason #the lost hero #pjo tlh #thundersibs #this is going in a fic #Jason is my favourite #Jason grace needs a hug #jason grace deserved better

[allthestories]

Charles to Alastair, Thomas, and Math: No, none of you understand, my secret is too shamef—  

Thomas: You dumb bitch every person in this room right now is gay

#chain of thorns #the last hours #tlh #thomstair #thomas lightwood #matthew fairchild #charles fairchild #incorrect quotes #shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #cassie clare #chot spoilers #cassandra clare #chot #cot #cot spoilers #chain of thorns spoilers #alastair carstairs

[half-gone]

(The Seven + Nico & Will roadtrip) Pt. 4

*Somewhere in Arizona*

Hazel: We should check out the Grand Canyon.

Jason, Leo, & Piper: No!!!

Roadtrip Masterlist

Pt. 1 Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4

#pjoverse #pjo #pjo headcanon #pjo fandom #pjo hoo toa #pjo series #hazel levesque #jason grace #leo valdez #piper mclean #heroes of olympus #percy jackon and the olympians #hoo headcanon #tlh #the lost hero #percy jackson incorrect quotes #hoo incorrect quotes #pjo incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #heroes of olympus incorrect quotes

[catnek-posts]

Matthew: What would you do if I bought five kittens home in a box?

James:

James: What's in the box

James: Matthew, what's in the box

Matthew: I think you know

#tlh #the last hours #james herondale #matthew fairchild #incorrect quotes

[kaitcreates]

Cordelia: I can’t believe everything went according to plan!

Matthew: I wasn’t even aware we had a plan.

Alastair: That’s probably why it worked.

#shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #the last hours #tlh #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #shadowhunter incorrect quotes #incorrect the last hours quotes #cordelia carstairs #alastair carstairs #matthew fairchild

[4uru]

Charles : *breathes*

Cordelia: the lord tests me everyday with your existence.

#auru's incorrect tlh quotes #cordelia carstairs #anti charles fairchild

[caylenqueen]

Thomas: Are you really planning to shoot the demon?

James: Don't worry, it's a holy gun.

Thomas: How so?

James: It makes holes.

#tlh #the last hours #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #james herondale #thomas lightwood #tlh incorrect quotes #incorrect tlh quotes #incorrect quotes

[caterpillarinacave]

Will: So any news?

Brother Enoch: We are just waiting for your x-ray.

Will: But I’ve never dated anybody named Ray.

Brother Enoch:

Will: ????

Brother Enoch: Perhaps we should get a brain scan as well.

#Incorrect tid quotes #off topic #the infernal devices #tid #will herondale #william herondale #brother enoch #Tsc #tlh #the last hours #tsc #herongraystairs #Incorrect tsc #incorrect tsc quotes #incorrect tlh #incorrect tlh quotes #The last hours #chain of iron #chain of gold #chain of thorns #clockwork angel #clockwork prince #clockwork princess #I am hilarious

[heronchildlove]

James: Matthew, I need a favour.

Matthew: I am not giving you a lap dance again.

Christopher: A lap dance?

Thomas: AGAIN????

#heronchild #james herondale #matthew fairchild #tlh #the last hours #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #christopher lightwood #thomas lightwood #incorrect quotes #incorrectquotes #original #source: unknown

[thedeviltavern]

Alastair: Are we fighting or flirting? Thomas: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Alastair: Your point?

#alastair carstairs #thomas lightwood #thomastair #tlh #tsc #tlh incorrect quotes #the last hours #the last hours incorrect quotes

[heronsdaisy]

alastair: so what’s on your mind?

james: your sister.

#source: avatar the last airbender #im insane #herondaisy #zutara!herondaisy rights #james herondale #cordelia carstairs #james x cordelia #jordelia #alastair carstairs #the last hours #incorrect quotes #incorrect tlh quotes #tlh #incorrect the shadowhunters chronicles #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #incorrect the last hours quotes

[sodamnbored]

Jason, running in when he hears the screaming: What is it? Where’s the danger?

Leo, mildly offended: I just dropped by for a visit and your girlfriend tried to kill me!

Piper lowering her weapon, pinching the bridge of her nose: Because you crawled in through the window in the middle of the night.

Piper, flatly to Jason: Can you please tell your friend to use the front door.

Jason: But if we lock the front door. He wouldn’t be able to get in.

#pjo fandom #pjo verse #pjo hoo #jason grace #leo valdez #piper mclean #heroes of olympus #incorrect heroes of olympus #incorrect valgrace quotes #incorrect jiper quotes #incorrect tlh quotes #incorrect leo valdez #incorrect pjo quotes #incorrect percy jackson #incorrect hoo quotes #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo stuff #tlh trio #valgrace bromance #demidorks in love #demidorks being cute #demidorks #disaster trio #chaotic dumbasses #jason and leo #leo and jason #tlh gang #the lost hero