Nesta: today marks ten years of me falling off of a swing at the park and this bitch ass kid said “what season is it? Fall??”
Nesta: I pray that he is dead every single day
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Cop: are you high?
Cassian: hello, am I what?
Cop: high
Cassian: hello
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Feyre: Toddlers are sooo unserious
Feyre: like why do you have a beer belly
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Cassian: damn girl there is something very wrong with you! I am captivated and intrigued by your distressing persona and ominous charm
Nesta:
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Cassian: don’t be surprised if you see me on your trail cam footage tonight
Rhysand: ??
Cassian: I’m just out being a little freak
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Nesta: my New Year’s resolution is to become even more cryptic, blood sucking, monstrous, and unholy
Feyre: wow
Nesta: and maybe tidy my room
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Cassian: ran into Azriel in the kitchen at 1 a.m. and when I asked him what he was doing he shrugged and said “these are my roaming hours”
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Cassian: *flirting* I had a nightmare about you
Nesta:
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Rhysand: Nesta, don’t let anyone treat you like an option
Nesta: wow that’s actually really nice of you to say
Rhysand: you’re inevitable - a horror beyond comprehension, an omen, a threat
Nesta:
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Cassian: don’t bite the hand that fingers you
Nesta: that is not how that saying goes
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Rhysand: Cassian just said I work at the “Dicksucking Factory” and when I pointed out that that’s not even a real thing he said “yes it is you work there” and refused to provide a source no matter how many times I asked
Feyre:
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Nesta: he’s a 1 but there’s just something about him
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Mor: I need a boyfriend who’s a girl
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Cassian: ruined Thanksgiving dinner by asking Nesta her body count
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Azriel: is the male g-spot actually in the asshole?
Cassian: 2 to 4 inches in, curl your fingers down and apply pressure for a short period of time … feels so good
Cassian: I mean that’s what I’ve heard
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Cassian: Nesta can ignore me all she wants
Cassian: but the voices in my head are telling me she wants me
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Rhysand: I miss your pussy
Feyre: it’s 6 in the morning
Rhysand: well what time does your pussy open?
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