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iwannabecamiloshovel 2 years
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Y/n: What's the signal when something goes wrong?
Carlos: We yell, 'oh shit.'
Y/n: ...That'll work.
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iwannabecamiloshovel 2 years
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Ok but, who do you like more? Camilo or Carlos?馃憖
Can I like both of them? 馃槒
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iwannabecamiloshovel 2 years
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Camilo: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP-
Carlos: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE??
Camilo: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!
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iwannabecamiloshovel 2 years
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Y/n, *watching Mirabel and Isabela fight*: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Luisa, *not bothered by the chaos*: It鈥檚 fine. They鈥檙e too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Y/n: Then... who鈥檚 the strongest out of you three?
Mirabel: Luisa.
Isabela: Luisa.
Luisa: Me.
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iwannabecamiloshovel 2 years
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Luisa: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable.
Isabela: You mean like cutie?
Dolores: Sweetie
Antonio: Cookie
Mirabel: Eyy, homie!
Camilo: But then there's cootie...
Carlos: Die.
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iwannabecamiloshovel 2 years
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Eyo guysss sorry for not posting that much anymore. I'm currently busy and don't have time to post so i might post once or twice a week but I'll try posting more so thank you for understanding. Sending love 馃挀馃挀馃挀
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iwannabecamiloshovel 2 years
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Y/n: I asked Camilo out.
Carlos: Oh, I鈥檓 sorry.
Y/n: Why?
Carlos: Well, I assume he said no.
Y/n: No, he said yes.
Carlos: Really? Then feel sorry for him.
Carlos: ...So I can have you instead.
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iwannabecamiloshovel 2 years
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Isabela: So, what is Person C to you?
Y/n: The reason I wake up every morning.
Isabela: ...That鈥檚 adorable.
Camilo earlier that morning, barging into Y/n's room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
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iwannabecamiloshovel 2 years
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Who is carlos?
Actually Carlos is the complete opposite of Camilo it's his fan made twin he's like the emo version yk? If Camilo is a good boy then Carlos is the bad boy and actually Carlos is a fanmade character inspired by Camilo you can learn a lot more about Carlos in @dos-oruguitas page.
Anyways I hope that answers the question tysm! :3
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iwannabecamiloshovel 2 years
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Camilo: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Y/n: Yes.
Camilo: I love you.
Y/n: It back.
*Later*
Pepa: Why is Camilo crying face-down on the floor?
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iwannabecamiloshovel 2 years
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Mirabel: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this?
Camilo: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*
Mirabel: Aww, it's a love note for Y/n?
Camilo: No-
Mirabel: *opens it*
Mirabel: ...
Camilo: ...
Mirabel: I can't read this.
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iwannabecamiloshovel 2 years
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1k?!?! I didn't notice until now- 馃槮馃槮馃槮
Luisa: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Luisa: Violently practices.
Antonio: Violently studies.
Isabela: Violently shoots pictures.
Camilo: Violently sleeps.
Mirabel: Violently boxes.
Carlos: Violently murders people.
Dolores: Violently worries about the previous statement.
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iwannabecamiloshovel 2 years
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Y/n: I just want someone to take me out.
Camilo: On a date?
Carlos: With a sniper gun?
Mirabel: Both if you're not a coward.
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iwannabecamiloshovel 2 years
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Dolores: Time for a sensitive question, how to flirt to a boy.
Mirabel: Throw rocks at him.
Camilo: Hot Dogs.
Carlos: Kill him.
Dolores: Thanks guys.
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iwannabecamiloshovel 2 years
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Camilo: Why does does always do the laundry so loudly?
Dolores: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.
Casita: *slams the washing machine shut*
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iwannabecamiloshovel 2 years
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Bruno: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Agustin: Bees?
Bruno: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!
Agustin: Wait-
*Felix approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*
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iwannabecamiloshovel 2 years
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Lmfao now i kinda feel sorry for Camilo 馃槶馃槶馃槶
Se帽orita Perfecta Isabela, I'm very curious what kind of songs do you like? Not that I'm very bored and want some new songs in my playlist
Ooh, I have a lot of songs that I like!
My favorite song by far is Little Miss Perfect by Joriah Kwame and Taylor Louderman! And its sequel song Ordinary also struck a chord with me! It really helped me to come to terms with the fact that I am a lesbian鈥nd gave me hope that Monika and I will last as a happy couple! Don鈥檛 tell Mirabel and Camilo I said that, though.
I also like the song Show and Tell by Melanie Martinez! I listen to her with my primo and prima-hermana all the time, and I love all her music! But this one is my favorite because it truely struck a chord with me, you know, perfectionism and putting up a front for others like a carnival attraction and all.
(as a side note, please don鈥檛 call me Senorita Perfecta anymore? It鈥檚 an insult mi hermanita used against me and I really don鈥檛 like it, I no longer see myself as perfect and the fact that I鈥檓 still viewed that way by some really brings up some rather unsavory memories of the mask I was forced to adorn myself with. ty in advance. ;) )
But anyway, the final songs I like are Oh No by Marina! And the Diamonds(makes me think of what would happen if I had stayed pretending to be perfect! 0_0), and Angry Too by Lola Blanc.
Hope this helps you to feed your starved playlist! ;3
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