Oh my! You’ve stopped by and I’m in only my satin robes, how embarrassing. Please, sit in the parlor while I get dressed. I’ll fix you up a steaming hot cup of Coca Cola for the wait. It’s no trouble, really, I already had some on the stove.
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MY FAVOURITE trope is the
“leave all your weapons”
*takes out far more weapons than expected (or logically able to carry)*
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my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people
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I want someone to romanticize me like emos romanticize 2005
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this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry
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