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[thatarrowguy]

Clint: [in a whiny voice] “Buccckkkyyyy!”

Bucky: “What, what? What’s wrong? What happened? Want me to raise hell? ‘Cause I will!”

Clint: *points to Tony*

Bucky: [angry] “Tony...”

Tony: “I JUST OFFERED HIM DECAF COFFEE!!”

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Bucky: “Hypothetically, if i were to train 52 cats to attack Sam on-sight, would it be problematic?”

Steve:

Steve: “Bucky, what did you do?”

Bucky:

Sam: *starts screaming*

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reactions to being told “i love you”

Natasha: “As you should.”

Tony: “why”

Clint: “why”

Bucky: “why”

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Bucky: “Hey, Nat? What’s Clint’s favorite flavor of lollipop?”

Nat: *not even looking up from her book* “Purple.”

Bucky: “Oh, so grape?”

Nat: “No. Just purple.”

Bucky: “What.”

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Clint: *arguing with Scott about pizza at a party with the Avengers*

Bucky: “God dammit. They’re drunk again.”

Matt, watching them: *pauses for a second* “No, they’re not drunk. Just idiots.”

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Clint: “Hey, Buuucckkkyyy.....?”

Bucky: *walking out of his room grumpily* “What do you want, Clint?”

Clint: “So, uh, funny story-...”

Bucky: “Just spit it out.”

Clint: “I may or may not have borrowed and then lost your metal arm...”

Bucky: “How the fuck do you lose a METAL FUCKING ARM?!”

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Natasha: *angerly yelling in Russian*

Clint: “Okay, okay! I’m sorry!”

Tony: “You can speak Russian? Since when?”

Clint: “No, I can’t. But she sounds the same when she’s yelling ‘What the fuck, Barton? You idiot!’ in English, so...”

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Clint: “Bucky, stop giving me the cold shoulder!!”

Bucky: “Wha-“

*Bucky walks into the other room*

Bucky: “Clint, why do you have my arm?!”

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Natasha: “Clint, you alright?”

Clint, aggressively nodding: “Not even a little bit.”

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Clint: *unintelligible waking-up grunts*

Natasha: “He said he wants coffee, and he also asked if someone could take Lucky for a walk; apparently he broke his ankle or something.”

The rest of the team: *staring at her in disbelief*

Natasha: “What? Hawkeye is one of the many languages I am fluent in.”

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Bucky: “You really have no sense of self-preservation, do you?”

Clint, grinning proudly: “Nat says I have the survival instincts of a salmon.”

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*Clint is having a breakdown*

Natasha: Clint, calm down. Breathe. Go to your happy place and relax.

Clint: *walks over to Nat and gives her a hug*

Nat: What are you doing?

Clint: Going to my happy place :)

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