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#comic #comics #Fishing For Compliments #oc #funny #pun #puns #punny

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#comic #comics #funny #pun #Fishing For Compliments #oc

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Both proud and ashamed of this joke

#reddit #repost #joke #comment #screenshot #WGA #Writer's Guild Of America #Strike #Disney

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#comic #comics #funny #fish #Fishing For Compliments #Fishing For Compliments comic #oc

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#The Simpsons #The Simpsons shitposting #Bortposting #chris pratt #mario #patrick warburton #The Tick #Archer #Family Guy #the emperor's new groove #A Series Of Unfortunate Events #Venture Bros

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Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers; "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each."

The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.

They never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!

Now you have a better understanding of how the cryptocurrency market works.

#funny #joke #jokes

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Hey! I'm on the Junior Board for the Children's Tumor Foundation and we have our first in person event today in Los Angeles at Brewport. Come join us to raise money to help end NF!

#neurofibromatosis #NF #EndNF #Beer #brew #Los Angeles #Los Angeles events #charity #fundrasier

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so SAG-AFTRA finally released some official guidance for fans, viewers, creators/influencers, critics, and more during the strike. here's what you need to know:

if you see a publication/news source/journalist talking about a piece of struck work, that's ok. they're allowed to do that.

2. they're asking regular viewers and fans to DONATE TO STRIKE FUNDS, SHOW UP TO PICKETS IF YOU CAN, and please do NOT boycott streaming services or movies in theaters.

3. influencers, content creators, cosplayers, and anything in between is still a bit of a grey area, but they're asking people to use their best judgement. "organically" means UNPAID promo (like an invite to a premiere without being paid, being sent a publicity box, letting the company's social media post a photo of you in cosplay, etc).

obviously this doesn't answer every question, and isn't hard and fast rules for fanworks, but it can at least inform how you personally choose to move forward when posting online and moving publically. i hope this helps!

#wga #wga strong #SAG #screen actors guild #writers guild of america #stike #apes together strong

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I don't remember this Land Before Time sequel.

#the land before time #land before time #little foot #funny

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Visiting my grandmother in east Texas. This is an intersection in her neighborhood.

#bob's burgers #linda #louise #linda belcher #louise belcher

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#pun #punny

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Fifty Shades of Grey was a result of 9/11.

Gerard Way witnessed the 9/11 attacks from a boat on his way to work in NYC. As an outlet for what he saw he started My Chemical Romance the next day. Stephenie Meyer was a fan of MCR and their music was used as inspiration for the Twilight books. Fifty Shades of Grey was originally a Twilight fanfiction before being changed to be its own thing.

#today i learned #fifty shades of grey #my chemical romance #twilight

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One day my dad pulled up a chair, sat me on his knee and said, “Son,…

… someday we’ll have two chairs.”

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When I was a young boy, I was walking down a gravel road with my grandpa. I accidentally took a misstep and fell to the ground, cutting my knees. Grandpa gently bent down and began to clean the wound, removing the little pebbles now embedded in my skin as I cried.I’d always heard adults talk about it, but I finally knew what they were talking about.I’ll never forget the pain of my first kid knee stones.

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Perfect serial number

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