Always run from the scene of a crime carrying a fire extinguisher, nobody stops a man running with a fire extinguisher.
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“You can't just buy me a guitar every time you screw up, you know.”
“Yeah I know. But then you know there's always drums, and bass, and maybe even one day a tambourine”
Ten Things I Hate About You (1999)
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I keep buying books because in the future I’m gonna have a kickass library with two floors and a fireplace so I need to start collecting books to fill it with
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“I gave up practically the whole world for you,” I tell him, walking through the front door of my own love story. “The sun, stars, ocean, trees, everything, I gave it all up for you.”
I’ll Give You the Sun, Jandy Nelson
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Send me a ship; Ultimate Edition
Who was the one to propose:
Who stressed more over wedding planning:
Who decorated the house:
Who does the cooking:
Who is more organized:
Who initiates bedroom fun:
Who suggested kids first:
Who’s more dominant:
Who’s the cuddler:
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:.
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:
Who cooks:
Who comes home drunk at 3am:
Who kills the spiders:
Who falls asleep first:
A head canon:
Their relationship summed up in a gif:
Do they have any “rituals”?
Who is louder?
Who is more experimental?
Who takes more risks?
Do they fuck or make love?
Lights on or off?
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?
Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?
Who comes first?
Who is better at oral and who prefers it?
Who is more submissive?
Who usually initiates things?
Who is more sensitive?
Who has the most patience?
Which kinks do they share?
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