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m0rklemelon · 3 years
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haechan: can you believe it? my history professor called me dumb so i told him he’s ugly and balding and his crocs looks like shit so they suspended me and-
yuta: WHAT
yuta: YOUR PROFESSOR WEARS CROCS???
haechan: right?!!
taeyong: something is wrong with this household
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m0rklemelon · 3 years
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seriously, i blink and i miss about 482627 happenings in ncty
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m0rklemelon · 3 years
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ten: bow down peasants, it’s me your king, the greatest, cutest, most handsome of all
sungchan, with genuine awe: hyung you’re so cool
also ten: staapphh >▽<
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m0rklemelon · 3 years
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nct: *does things
nct daily editors: ?????
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m0rklemelon · 3 years
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stan twt is really THAT toxic huh
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m0rklemelon · 3 years
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fan: i called for renjun but why did a prince answer instead?
renjun:
renjun: what kind of sappy shi-
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m0rklemelon · 3 years
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nct: *in the practice room belting happy birthday to a neo
nct: *doesnt follow with “CHAIN!” immediately after highnotes
yuta, in the bathroom: holup-
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m0rklemelon · 3 years
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EEUUHHHHGKHHEUUGHKUEUGHKKKHEEEEEUGHK THEY REALLY SAID “FROM HOME, TO HOME” STFU 😭😭
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sm is wrong for dropping this shit right after that fucking fire of a performance, im malfunctioning
AND THEY HAD TO ADD THE MEMBERS SINGING HBD TO SHOTARO AT THE END the hamnidaaaAAaAhHHHH-CHAIN sends but thats beside the point
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m0rklemelon · 3 years
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it makes sense that they made RESONANCE a mash-up of unit songs because if it were a new song like black on black, it would have been difficult to fit 23 members and get enough exposure for each of them i mean 23 members in one song? how??
although the mv didn’t do justice to some of the member’s screentime (*coughs haechan and jisung bb), at least the song accomodated all of them (the xiaojun-haechan, doyoung-taeil, renjun highnotes-- i died). AND THE DANCE BREAK AT THE END? JAEHYUN SIR-
AND CENTER JOHNNY??
AND THE AMOUNT OF WAYV EXPOSURE???
Anyway, i really loved the song. It might not be a “new song” but it doesn’t make it any less meaningful as a wrap up for NCT 2020. It fits the nct “neo” brand and ofc the more you listen to it, the more you’ll like it. it just makes me sad how a lot of nctzens put down songs like this and im not surprised like why is it so hard for yall to just enjoy what they worked for omg
watch me jam to it in the shower, my extra ass feeling like i’m playing random play dance
NOW STREAM RESONANCE GODDAMIT!
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m0rklemelon · 3 years
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jisung, crying in a corner:
mark: what’s wrong?
jisung, sobbing: i told jaemin hyung that my fish died, and you know what he said?
mark: what?
jisung, in jaemin’s voice: sExXyYy~
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m0rklemelon · 3 years
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Summary of Team ODaPil (+ Haechan and Shotaro) NCT World 2.0
Nct: *trying to figure out how to open the gate*
Jungwoo: holup i got this
Jungwoo: *knock knock knock-knock-knock*
Nct, collectively without fail: do you wanna build a sno- goddammit
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m0rklemelon · 3 years
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jaemin xiaojun and jeno trying to do tarot reading is an incorrect nct post except that it’s real
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m0rklemelon · 3 years
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nct, trying to watch doyoung’s drama:
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m0rklemelon · 3 years
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haechan, shamelessly flirting: hey there handsome~~
jeno: (.◜-◝)?
jeno: (.◜◡◝)♡
haechan:
haechan: *slowly backs away
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m0rklemelon · 3 years
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nct world 2.0 sports day
00z: *wins
00z: DAS RIGHTTT
00z: *loses
00z:
Haechan: EEYYYYY DAS RIGHTTT
00z: DAS RIIGGHHHTT
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m0rklemelon · 3 years
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johnny: you know what they say, when the going gets tough-
doyoung: we give up
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m0rklemelon · 3 years
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haechan: go home johnny, you’re drunk
mark: yeah johnny, go home haha
jungwoo: you’re already drunk johnny
johnny: okay, which one of you touched my whiskey
haechan:
mark:
jungwoo: tf you talkin bout johnny, go home
haechan: yeah, you’re drunk johnny
yuta: don’t they remind you of that three aliens in toy story?
johnny:
yuta: what? I told them they could only have a sip, didn’t expect them to chug the whole thing-
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