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marvel pls go watch frozen again and take notes

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steve: you hate ultron, right?

tony: i do

steve: and you hate tony, right?

ultron: i do

steve: wonderful! "i do" has been said by both grooms, and you know what that means! by the power invested in me, i hereby pronounce you enemy husband and husband

tony: ,,, clint stop throwing confetti on me

#how age of ultron should have ended #mcu #marvel #incorrect marvel #incorrect mcu #dsbhottf #tony stark #incorrect steve rogers #steve rogers #incorrect tony stark #iron man #incorrect captain america #captain america #incorrect iron man

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quarantine days with stucky

steve: WHAT DO I PRESS

steve: DO I CLICK UPDATE OR CANCEL ON MY SOFTWARE POP UP

bucky: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, i'M OLDER THAN YOU

steve: JUST HELP ME

bucky: I DON'T KNOW, JUST PRESS ENTER

*one week later*

tony: hey who ordered 40 packs of floss

#mcu #marvel #incorrect marvel #incorrect mcu #dsbhottf #steve rogers #incorrect steve rogers #tony stark #incorrect tony stark #bucky barnes #incorrect bucky barnes

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clint: is that blood?

steve: don't worry. it's not mine.

clint: oh okay cool, try not to drip it on the carpet, i just vacummed

#clint #incorrect clint #clint barton #hawkeye #incorrect hawkeye #steve rogers #incorrect steve rogers #captain america #incorrect captain america #marvel #mcu #incorrect marvel #incorrect mcu #dsbhottf

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executioner: last meal?

tony: i want to eat the electric chair

executioner, speaking into the walkie talkie: uhh is he allowed to do that

#tony stark #incorrect tony stark #iron man #incorrect iron man #mcu #incorrect marvel #incorrect mcu #mcu incorrect #marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #dsbhottf

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peter maximoff (x-men: apocalypse) icons

like or reblog if saved! <3

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WANDAVISION (2021) AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON (2015)

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Me enjoying “Agatha all along” while wandas mental health crumbles

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[Sitting around the fire on a camping trip]

16 y/o Pietro *scary story voice*: —and the next morning when the fire burned out, he woke up DEAD!

11 y/o Yelena *eyes wide as she grips Natasha’sightly*: [Gasps]

16 y/o Wanda: that doesn't make any sense

16 y/o Natasha holding Yelena: yeah how in the hell do you wake up dead, Pietro?

17 y/o Carol: this is the most boring humor story I've ever heard

everyone:

Carol: what?

Wanda: I'm not saying it's scary but in which humorous story is there a possessed man without head?

Carol:

Carol: I know a couple

Natasha: i wanna hear them!

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reverse hero’s journey is when you’re the most powerful being in the universe and you let some dumbass guide you into becoming an insignificant and powerless ordinary dude

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gamora: i can't believe i'm saying this but i really love peter. he's my soulmate, my forever and always. i love him from the galaxy and back, and i would do anything to make sure he-

peter: *snores*

gamora: he doesn't come near me again why do i live like this

#mcu #marvel #incorrect marvel #incorrect mcu #dsbhottf #incorrect gamora #gamora #incorrect peter quill #peter quill #incorrect starmora #starmora

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after watching my super quiet cousin play tennis, i have concluded that i will never get on his bad side

#JESUS HES SO SCARY SND FOR WHAT

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i have just seen the life changing one of a kind fantastic spectacular wonderfully constructed movies of all time....... shang chi

#FGBCNNC THE MOVIE WAS SO #AND THE ACTING WAS #YES YES YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES #pinned

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tony: did you know broccoli is a flower? i've never really thought about it until now-

rhodey: how did you get into my house

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naming characters

Other games: It’s all about being subtle. You want the names to vaguely hint at their future character arcs, but don’t make anything too obvious as to spoil the plot. Only dedicated fans that really look into it should really understand where their names come from.

Ace attorney: FUck You! Fuck you! THIS GUY’S NAME IS REDD WHITE ANd he’s american and works at bluecorp, YOU SEE THESE SISTERS? MIA AND MAYA, (and their mom misty and aunt morgan) THIS GUY IS DISGUSTING AND HE’S NAMED SAL MONELLA BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT’S WHY, guy who sets off bomb? TED TONATE, THESE TWO ARE NAMED ACRO AND BAT BECAUSE THEY’RE ACROBATS AHHHA, THIS GIRL AFRAID of yokai and curses is JYNXie WE CAN DO IT WITH MAIN CHARACTERS TOO WATch see this guy’s name is phoenix because he fucks up and then comes back and this main character with SUN SYMBOLISM? APOLLO ALSO HE’S A LAWYER SO HIS LAST NAME IS JUSTICE, AND SINCE WE HAVE AN APOLLO WE’RE GONNA HAVE AN ATHENA TOO! why are we naming our characters after greek gods? because fuck you! fuck you is why!!!!

#ace attorney is superior me thinks

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edna and tony sit at the same table

#was rewatching incredibles 2 and have made this brilliant discovery

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wanda maximoff... pretty and clever 😌

love that for her!