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thatoneguyinthechair · 1 year

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Rhodey: A sprite is anything that's not static. Tony: A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d. Happy: A sprite is a soda, you goddamn geekass bastards.

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marvelsarchiveofdumb · 1 year

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Tony: you wanna go to the bathroom Rhodey: together? Tony: boys trip!

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incorrectquotesmcu · 6 days

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Tony: I’ll never get married.

Steve: I used to think that about myself too, but now I’m married to my best friend!

Tony: … [Looks at Rhodes]

Rhodes: Don’t even think about it.

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ir0npvrker · 28 days

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tony: i wanna sleep for 50 hours

rhodey: you know that’s called a coma, right?

tony:

tony: that sounds so refreshing, i could go for a light coma right now

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emmedoesntdomath · 10 months

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tony, loudly clearing his throat and shaking out a VERY long sheet of paper: my dearest rhodes

rhodey, glancing up: yes?

tony, assuming a strong stance like he’s about to serenade him: my dearest platypus, words cannot express my adoration for you, nor my dedication to your side. nay, but I shall attempt anyways. your hair is silky like a really nice pillow, your eyes as deep as a river. your nose was drawn by the gods, and your mouth was painted with a rose.

rhodey, turning to tony’s literal girlfriend, eyes wide: you aren’t going to stop him???

pepper, tony’s aforementioned literal girlfriend, turning the page in her book: if I stop him now, he’ll just start over

tony, getting louder: YOUR HANDS-

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padawansuggest · 1 year

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Anakin: *blatantly making fun of people at the cheese and wine tasting Padme was throwing, luckily with their closest friends, holding up a Kraft single* I detect notes of sleek and plastic, in this one.

Ahsoka: *struggling to get hers open* I can’t get mine’s rind off.

Rex: :( it’s okay, they taste the same with or without the rind.

Anakin: Obi-Wan! What wine do you suggest as a pairing with this one?

Obi-Wan: *an actual adult with real cheese and white wine* vodka

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aintinacage · 1 month

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There’s an idiot in the landing zone.

William Shakespeare’s Avengers (Part 47/?)

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sun-roach · 11 months

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Anakin: Obi-Wan! I screwed up big time! *hides behind Obi-Wan *

Obi-Wan: Anakin, given your daily life experience, you're gonna have to be more specific

Anakin: I accidentally destroyed your men's caf machine

Obi-Wan: Well it was nice knowing you, my old padawan

Anakin: Obi-Wan!

Cody: O Generaaaal. Come out, come out. I just wanna talk to you, generaaaal

Anakin, the fearless hero: OBI-WAN PLEASE

Obi-Wan: Fine! Get the spaghetti-

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lukas-dusk · 5 months

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*after the Family has been separated for a few years*

Friday : So what have you been up to recently?

Pepper : Leading a revolution with Peter.

Harley : Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.

America : *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!

Harley : I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Rhodey?

Christine : Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Tony?

Stephen : Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. Jarvis?

Peter : Cult leader.

Friday : Yeah, that sounds about right.

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jonasdirection101 · 1 year

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Tony: “Like I said, we need some more help. Maybe I should call my friends.”

Rhodey: “Your what?”

Tony: “My friends.”

Rhodey: “Is he saying friends?”

Pepper: “I think he’s being sarcastic.”

Stephen: “No, no, no. This is delirious. He’s cracked from being awake all night.”

Rhodey: “Hey, Tony! All your friends are in this room.”

Tony: “I have other friends. You all told me to make new friends, i made new friends. It was a task. I complete tasks.”

Pepper, smiling: “That’s so great! I can’t wait to meet them!”

Stephen, smiling: “Tony, you listened to us! I’m so proud of you!”

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incorrect-marvel-because-why-not · 2 months

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Rhodey: Hi, who is this? Steve changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.

Tony: What's mine?

Rhodey: Dwarf.

Tony: THAT BASTARD, I'M NOT THAT SHORT!

Rhodey: Oh, hey Tony.

Tony: FUCK!

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sunnysideprincess · 1 year

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Sam: You know how some people read the warning signs and turn the other way around? Yeah, Bucky would read the sign, laugh at it and then walk right smack into it.

Rhodey: Funny. I'd say the same thing about Tony.