My Awkward Life
Employee: Have a great day! Me: Good, how are you?
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I just discovered that I can put socks on one handed while brushing my teeth and alternating hands. How am I still single?
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Storage Full
My phone keeps telling me that the storage is almost full, but I have a bunch of memes in my camera roll I'm not ready to delete.
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Laundry on the bed. Looks like I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.
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Welp, guess I better give up now. Brb, putting on my sweatpants, adopting 30 cats and totally letting myself go.
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Unfortunately I don't think this is "proper work attire"
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Every pan is a no stick pan if you no cook in it
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"FEEL MY POWER, RUSS FROM TINDER AND ALSO AMERICA!!!"
I Am A Single Female Voter: BEHOLD MY POWER
If single women are the most powerful voting bloc in the country, will it go to their heads?
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