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"Where are my treats, Clark?"

"I've been a good boy..."

Morning stroll

#reblog #other's art #lol #the thing 1982 #john carpenter's the thing #clark the thing #the thing from another world #r/imsorryjon reference in my comment #tw: body horror

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Strict Message

Hey. This isn't anything to do with IAB! by any means, but rather that I need to call out a user by Obsolete (who has been making MULTIPLE blogs to continuously harass @becdoesthings) for what he's been doing.

He's been doing some really nasty stuff around him and other people, like believing only HIS opinions should matter, crushing on fictional characters that are MINORS, bothering people to interact with his stuff even if they're busy, and always playing the victim card should he be called out for his actions.

Even now, he's still using alts to try and get at BEC, even though he's been told to his face that BEC does not want anything to do with him anymore.

And if you're seeing this, Obsolete, I KNOW what you've been doing. I KNOW you're just using this website solely to harass BEC about supposed "forgiveness" and wanting to get your "friendship" back. Face it, man. You aren't sorry you did those things; you're only ashamed that you got caught in the act!

If you keep this up, there's going to be VERY harsh repercussions in the long run. You can deny it all you want, but we all know just what you've been doing. Let me spell it out clearly for you; BEC does NOT want ANYTHING to do with you, nor do @feridoodles6 or ANYBODY else you've ever interacted with in the past.

The victim card will NOT work on BEC or ANY of us, Obs, and we're not going to be accepting you in our cycle of friends ever again. Either you stop making all these alts and leave BEC alone, or you will be VERY sorry you ever tried any of that.

For those that need to be better in the know, please go here:

#reblog #important

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From the creator of The Sonic Tapes.

#Youtube #evanimas #abandoned by disney #photo negative mickey #found footage #not mine #thought i'd share this #tw gore

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Am I the only one who thinks he sounds like the zombies from Black Ops? XD

seals make all sorts of incredible noises, obsessed with this guy

#Youtube

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Riders!Bubbles

#Youtube

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From the creators of NGC: Fingerbones...

#not mine #youtube #nes godzilla creepypasta #ngc insolvent #thought i'd share this #Youtube

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Just out of curiosity, why would they be fighting?

So... Who wants a cool fight between Red and Solomon?

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God's Abomination: The Zach Morrison Sessions #1 "Every night. Every night I have the same dream. He- It... It's in the tidal wave that destroys my home while Godzilla is fighting Titanosaurus... A giant maw ready to swallow me whole. I scream but no sound comes out. All I can do is brace myself as the wall of water nearly kills me on impact. Then, I'm drowning. My eyes hurt because of the sea water, my lungs fill with it. I watch as my air swirls around me as a cascade of bubbles where my scream would be heard. It's still there, in the water with me. It stares, watching me drown. I can't do anything, I can only try and swim up- whichever direction that is now that the water is carrying me further into the city. Right before I'm about to die... I wake up."

#reblog #other's art #jesus fucking christ #this is horrifying #and i love it #artwork #drawing #godzilla #red ngc #titanosaurus #toho kaiju #god's abomination lore #godzilla nes creepypasta #red nes godzilla

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April 23Rd, 2011 - HEalth and Wellness Center for troubleD Minds // Entry pRovidED by Stella Patterson.

Zach MoRrison was admittED to the psych waRd on April 23rd 2011 at 3:45PM. HE was having viviD nightmaREs about something horrific Devouring him, his loved ones, then eventually the entiRE worlD. He sketched it, and often. He kept begging them to check on his family. He insisted that, "He's REal! I swear to GoD he's real!"

#reblog #godzilla #kaiju #eldritch horror #horror #psychological horror #cosmic horror #kaiju art #godzilla nes creepypasta #nes godzilla creepypasta #nes godzilla #digital art #artwork #not my art #this is a masterpiece

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SCREAMS

#reblog #FOR REAL?! #I mean #it makes sense #keanu reeves #shadow the hedgehog #sonic 3 #sonic movie 3 #hype

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God I fucking hate Olaf the snowman so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he's in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he's got this painfully vacant, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid lumpy face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid fucking legs? Who the hell makes a snowman with legs. His dumb flaily fucking twig arms? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking SNOW BUCK TOOTH that no snowman has EVER FUCKING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD'S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So FUCKING much. Every time I see a stuffed toy Olaf or an Olaf gif or a shitty goddamn commercial, it ignites my primal rage response and I'm overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the fucking sun. "Bhurr blur, I'm Olaf the fuckshit snow fucker, I like warm hugs". Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You look like Tow Mater summoned a patronus. Your dumb fucking twig hair makes your whole shitty head look like a hairy skin tag. I hate your dumb fucking lumpy carrot nose and your stupid, empty googly eyes and your over-the-top goofy ass upbeat asshole personality. Any scene he's sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line. And I know its irrational. That's the worst part. I know he's just a shitty fucking side character in a stupid fucking children's movie, I know it doesn't matter, I know I shouldn't care. But that's part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is alltogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world's array of sinners, and I can't even begin to justify it. Shitstick the snow dick is, for all intents and purposes, the animated corpse of all of humanity's saccharine pretenses- every condescending, passive-aggressive statement of meaningless upper middle class suburban drama distilled into a single, hateable form. The fucking. Fuck. I have no words. There is no cuss or epithet in any language that can encapsulate the height of the emotions I am experiencing. God, I hate him so much. I hate him so, so fucking much. I want to light his ugly little dumpster body on fire. I want to graphically beat him to death with his own stupid fucking nose. I want to punch him to death. You know that weird feeling you get, when you see a picture of something so cute you find yourself overcome with the bizarre, inexplicable urge to squeeze it? It's EXACTLY like that, except instead of cuteness it's disgust. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a fictional work is evidence of all the failures of mankind. I find myself possessed by the will of a Holy Angel gone rogue with the belief that God has made a mistake, and I alone must correct it. This is the trial by which Samael himself fell from grace. This wild, meaningless rage. A thousand blades of shining steel cast with inhuman force in the direction of a plastic grocery bag floating on a breeze. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this fictional snowman

#reblog #reblogging this for shits and giggles #lmao #wtf #wtf did i just read #the fact that i read every word in this rant-

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#reblog #other's art #too lazy to put tags rn

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"Forever, I'll see you."

Intruder

#reblog #other's art #awesome job! #ask red and solomon #nes godzilla creepypasta #nes godzilla #ngc #digital art #past mistakes au #Carl ngc #the boiled one phenomenon #the boiled one

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BbBbBbBbBoNk!

Monster Island Activities

#reblog #lol #godzilla #kaiju #godzilla fanart #anguirus #meme #other's art #animation #not mine

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I think Oswald took that Blue Channel thalasin.

That’s not your Oswald

(Not all but mobile has a image limit)

#reblog #other's art #oswald the lucky rabbit #tw: trypophobia #blue channel #tw: body horror

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Hehehe look at them go

Squishy

#reblog #drawing #cute #random #other's art #fanart #ben 10 #ben 10 alien force #ben 10 ultimate alien #ben 10 original series #ben 10 omniverse #ben 10 reboot #ben 10 ditto #ben 10 echo echo #ben 10 slapback #animated gif #THIS IS SO CUTE OML #marketable plushies #lmao

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Well, Red still does have a psychic link to Zach from when he played the game, so maybe that might have something to do with this?

Headcanon: somehow, Red, Zachary, and Melissa all wind up in the same location. It always happens whenever Zach and Melissa decide to go out on a date, and it confuses all three of them

Red swears that he isn't stalking them at all. Really, he isn't! It's just a really really weird coincidence that just, keeps, happening