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It just dawned on me that I'm going to be on my deathbed, still shaking my fist, shouting "Damn you, John Logan! *urk!*"

#Penny Dreadful #John Logan #Showtime #Eva Green #Vanessa Ives #She deserved better #We deserved better #Fuck you Logan #You too Showtime #Still not over it #never write again #Dreadfuls #No forgiveness #I still haven’t forgotten about you motherfucker

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This AI-generated image I came across recently looks suspiciously like Veronica Lazar... Who made this??

#Veronica Lazar #“art” #AI generated #what the whaaa? #Inferno #The Beyond #La Luna

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If I make it to my 70s, I guaran-damn-tee you this is what it's gonna be like.

You will never guess what song is playing 😂

#Curb Your Enthusiasm #Larry David #Taylor Swift #You're On Your Own Kid #old age blueprint

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Guys, I have had a catastrophe happen and to rectify it, it may cost me $4,000. If I'm lucky, slightly less than $2,000. It would take me years to pay this off on my own. I need you to go buy books. Yes, YOU, reading this. I have something you're going to like and if you don't, I'll give you your money back. I have horror books. I have kaiju books. I have reference books about kaiju. I have a comedy. I have dramas. You like it? I have it here. And if you've got a problem with Amazon, that's no problem. Go find me on Barnes and Noble's site. Elsewise--

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=Constantine+Furman&i=stripbooks&crid=1NKFLLJ5WWKTH&sprefix=constantine+furman%2Cstripbooks%2C107&ref=nb_sb_noss_1

#Constantine Furman #books #literature #help #Amazon.com #Barnes and Noble #kaiju #horror #monsters #me

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Wow. My first in-depth, non-Amazon review. Not bad! Full disclosure: I was not aware there was a difference between "astronomers" and "astrologists." If they aren't the same thing, they ought to be.

#Monster of Monsters Tiamat #Constantine Furman #Farmarna #kaiju #books #literature #reviews #Monster Book Club #Amazon.com #astronomers and astrologists? #me

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Carrie Coon over here looking like the Lady Who that Capaldi-Who should've regenerated into:

#Carrie Coon #The Raven #Doctor Who #Peter Capaldi #Jodie Whittaker #The Doctor #Nevermore

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NOW AVAILABLE: It is the first day of the Year of the Dragon and the Monster of Monsters is coming… for you. Run--don't walk--to your copy today, only $12.00 at your Amazon.com of choice worldwide. Get it before he gets you.

#Monster of Monsters Tiamat #Farmarna #kaiju #Constantine Furman #literature #books #me #Year of the Dragon

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Does anyone know what song is credited in the end titles of G: Minus One? It's obviously not on the soundtrack, but there is a credit for a song that isn't identified on IMDB, wiki, or Japanese wiki. Also, the end titles of G: Minus One Minus Color have been altered to include a "Dedicated to Shuji Abe (1949-2023)" credit.

#Godzilla #Gojira #Toho #kaiju #credits #G Minus One #Godzilla Minus One #music #song #Shuji Abe #producer #Godzilla Minus One Minus Color

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Being an adult is realizing the name of the movie is "Beetlejuice," but the name of Michael Keaton's character is properly spelled "Betelgeuse."

#Beetlejuice #Betelgeuse #Michael Keaton #adulting #humor #fun #Ghost With the Most #“Beetle Juice” too I guess? #Named for the Armpit of the Universe

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This needs to be playing on a loop until the election.

#Christopher Titus #Armageddon Update #politics #Donald Trump #Constitution #14th Amendment #election #2024 #comedy #but truth #January 6th #insurrection #traitors #treason #Youtube

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Reported Bigfoot Sightings

#Bigfoot #Fox Mulder #The X-Files #David Duchovny #IHOP #International House of Pancakes #locations

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From watching Son of Godzilla on TCM today: Criterion Subtitles: "That'll show him!" "We're not watching wrestling. Let's run while we can!" Actual dialogue: "Well, look at that!" [said in a mocking manner like Kamakiras should've known better] "This is no time for rejoicing. Let's get out of here before we get hit!" I don't ever want to hear another word from this fandom about how inaccurate Video Daikaiju's subtitles were ever again. Criterion ought to be ashamed of themselves.

#Godzilla #Gojira #kaiju #Son of Godzilla #Kaijuto no Kessen #Gojira no Musuko #Turner Classic Movies #TCM #Subtitles #Criterion #Video Daikaiju

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I have only got two words to say to you today:

"F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-FOR FREE?!??!!?!"

#Christmas #Santa Claus #The Movie #John Lithgow #B.Z.

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Kenpachiro Satsuma's elevated credit in the Japanese end titles of Godzllla vs. Destroyer.

#Godzilla #Gojira #kaiju #Kenpachiro Satsuma #薩摩剣八郎 #suitmation #Godzilla vs Destroyer #Godzilla vs Destoroyah #Gojira tai Desutoroia #ゴジラ vs デストロイア #R.I.P.

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Godzilla and Paddington: God Save the King

#Godzilla #Gojira #Legendary #Paddington #Godzilla and Kong #The New Empire

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Let's put this to bed:

For some reason, there's a rumor going around online that the suit from Godzilla (1984) was stolen and to this day, nobody knows what happened to it. I don't know how this started or where it came from, but it's wholly untrue. Firstly, there were two Godzilla suits made for the film. One for the main shooting, the other for "stunts" and water scenes and such. One of these suits was taken by Teruyoshi Nakano to North Korea and transformed into Pulgasari for Kenpachiro Satsuma to act in again. How it started: https://becominggodzilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Return_1984_Screenshot_03.jpg How it ended: https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/pulgasari-span.jpg The other suit was at some point sent to America to do a publicity tour for the release of Godzilla 1985. Svengoolie (then, "Son of Svengoolie") even did a show back then with the suit on hand! https://64.media.tumblr.com/c8236ab23914497cf118f8eb312ba504/6bbc7811252ac46b-d8/s1280x1920/e1b8d137ed6755413b7a76d05aefa093fcdc87a0.jpg https://64.media.tumblr.com/f3e50da5f2a184a518b76946f6d460dc/6bbc7811252ac46b-3c/s1280x1920/c5cef9f0d70d59675b6304020fdad67675e7b2e8.jpg https://64.media.tumblr.com/fd9a7a33db0b3174f18c1186b67b58c2/6bbc7811252ac46b-64/s1280x1920/6209fdef0043a0d37820ec0fbb38a156a70421a7.jpg After that was over, the suit was sent back to Toho where it was used in several commercials. Since nobody's ever mentioned it, I presume Pulgasari was left over in North Korea where it eventually rotted away. The only Godzilla suit ever actually stolen was the 1989 Biogoji, refurbished and used again in 1991. It was somehow swiped in mid-1992 just before shooting of Godzilla vs. Mothra began. Koichi Kawakita fully intended to use the Bio/Gidogoji suit yet again for the entire movie, even with its aging, floppy plates. But when it was stolen, he was forced to have a new suit made. The effects staff were relieved when the suit was stolen because there was some kind of problem with it and they didn't want to deal with it anymore. The suit was eventually discovered discarded in a ditch, probably because the damn thing was just so unwieldy (keep in mind, the lightest Godzilla suit for shooting ever made was still like 100 pounds). Kawakita ordered it repaired and it was used as like a stunt suit in vs. Mothra, which would be the final onscreen appearance for it.

#Godzilla #Gojira #Toho #kaiju #suits #The Return of Godzilla #Godzilla 1985 #Godzilla vs Mothra #behind the scenes #Pulgasari #Teruyoshi Nakano #Koichi Kawakita #thievery #Svengoolie #rumors #lies

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It's that time again...

#Elton John #Step Into Christmas #Christmastime #December #Yuletide #Christmas music #Youtube