Do you like my mustache ?
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Dwarves shit huge and pee little… elves pee large and shit barely at all
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Don’t hurt the people I love.
“I am going to destroy you now.”
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my tiny human body isn’t big enough to hold all the love that’s inside me and that’s why i’m always crying
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"I ROLL TO HAVE SEX WITH THE GOD OF MADNESS"
Our level 1 Dragonborn Fighter after he joins the Cult instead of stopping them.
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Knock knock knock
Our LGBT based party has DM who prefers to be called the “Daddy Master”
While wandering into a dungeon we stop and knock on the door
Bard: knock knock knock?
Witch: are you knocking? Whatever lives behind this 20 foot door could definitely eat us
Bard: it doesn’t hurt to be polite!
Necromancer: knock knock knock (witch jumps in) “would you like to learn about our lord and savior daddy master?”
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My Dungeons and Dragons character Neoma
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