“How do you spell temperature?”
“Oh, it’s T-E-M-P-R-E-T-U-R-E”
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“That’s the most terrifying and aggressive vending machine ever”
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“Is it my cat?! Is it BaGeLs?!”
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“I’m gonna steal your gay shoes”
“Don’t steal my gay shoes! These are MY gay shoes!”
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“Do you have airdrop on? I need to send you a cursed image.”
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“I was just shaking my eyes”
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*eats a banana with a spoon*
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Seeing as we’re in quarantine, I shall share with you some messages with art-school fellas instead!
“What is dinosaur train?”
“That sounded like a frickin thing you’d see in those reddit videos”
“I had the most bizarre thing happen to me today. Let’s just say a man might lose his job....”
“Check ur TikTok mail”
“I’m a majestic gal”
“You’re the nicest stalker ever”
“When in doubt, eat it out.” (don’t aSK-)
“What a nifty suggestion. Thanks m’lady”
“deal with it or i will take your knees”
“I evacuated. It was scary. They were talking about Jacob Saggytaurus”
“*burf noises*”
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“Why clammy? Why can’t they be oyster-y?”
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“It smells like breath spray”
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“Don’t go TikToking me, I don’t want the Chinese to know I exist”
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“It’s a happy accident- Just like Aldo”
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“You’re just being gay. That’s not romance.”
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