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passionate-stalker · 1 year

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Bitches be wanting love and happiness, but I just want my body to not be constantly pumping cortisol for no reason at all ab itna toh kardo pls 🙏🙏

#mental health memes #anxiety memes #gen z mood #dankest memes #depression memes #mentally unstable #ocd memes #mental illness memes #gen z memes #social anxiety memes

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passionate-stalker · 1 year

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I think the Flipkart Bot thinks I am annoying and does not want to talk with anymore. His "It's the Flipkart Support Assistant AGAIN." sounds like he's exasperated and irritated. Do y'all think so too? I am not imagining this am I?

#mental health memes #anxiety memes #gen z mood #dankest memes #depression memes #ocd memes #mental illness memes #mentally unstable #what is wrong with my brain #social anxiety memes #social anxiety #gen z memes #gen z shit #what is wrong with me

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passionate-stalker · 1 year

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Whenever I see a cute, mysterious, aesthetic, creative notebook/diary/journal:

Do I need it? No.

Will I use it? No.

Do I have the money to buy it? No.

Do I still want to buy it? Yes.

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passionate-stalker · 1 year

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Conservatives, how about y'all stop opposing same-sex marriages and instead oppose marriages where guests haven't been approving of the food?

#marriage certificates have food reviews and polls of the guests

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passionate-stalker · 1 year

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I love how so many symptoms of mental illness could also be signs that you are a vampire.

Awake all night? Haven't felt the sun on you in ages? Violent mood swings? Anti-social behaviour? Incessant urge to kill every stupid human around you?

Congratulations! You either have a crippling mental illness or are a newborn baby Vamp.

#what if you're both though?#i mean we all know that Vamps can't get physical illnesses but what about mental illnesses?#a vampire with crippling social anxiety bi polar disorder and depression

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passionate-stalker · 2 years

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Atleast yours is an animal. Mine is a fucking bird. That too a dolphin.

My spirit animal is a permanently dead pigeon.

#shitpost #shitposting #gen z shit #gen z mood #self depreciating memes #self deprecating jokes #self deprecating humor

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passionate-stalker · 2 years

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Who wants to start a criminal empire scamming rich men?

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passionate-stalker · 2 years

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passionate-stalker · 2 years

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Relapsing.

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passionate-stalker · 2 years

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Oh look. It's 1:00 am. Time to introspect about my life choices, get really motivated, understand how to fix my life, get ready to work hard and get amazing ideas about stuff I should have done during the day time.🥰🥰🤩🤩

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passionate-stalker · 2 years

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passionate-stalker · 2 years

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Fr fr.

#brain food #food for thought #therapy memes #wtf is wrong w me #wtf is wrong with my brain #im sad okay #mental health memes #life #existence #existential despair #hello darkness my old friend #state of me

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passionate-stalker · 2 years

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I just love people who talk a lot! Yesterday my extroverted cousin came home and he kept talking and talking about his travelling and new business venture and wildlife with minimum input from myself. And it felt so nice to not have to, as a socially awkward introvert, rack my brains constantly to say something and actively try to converse and keep the conversation going but instead just sit back and listen to his experiences, learn about some new places he had visited and enjoy. I love listening to people. Just hearing them especially when I find the topic interesting. Don't get me wrong a talkative person ignoring you and just focusing on what they have to say can be very annoying but he asking after me too in between and wasn't self-centered. I need more talkative friends who can keep the conversation going with a typically quiet person. 🥰🥰

#socially awkward #social anxiety #social anxiety memes #introvert things #introvert #introvert memes #introvert struggles #anxiety memes #quiet people #i'm so awkward #gen z life #gen z stuff #gen z mood

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passionate-stalker · 2 years

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My post has got 63 notes so yeah I'm basically a social media celebrity now, will soon be doing paid partnerships, thank you to all my fans and I owe this success to my family and 2nd grade teacher who never stopped believing in me. So grateful.🥰🙏🙏

#anxiety memes #depression memes #mental health memes #dankest memes #gen z mood #gen z memes #gen z stuff #gen z life #dank memes #meme #fresh memes #self deprecating jokes #self depreciating memes #omg #so grateful #humor

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passionate-stalker · 2 years

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Me: Okay so, we are no longer going to obsess about stuff we cannot control.

My Brain: *obsesses over stuff I can not control*

Me:

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passionate-stalker · 2 years

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Do I have a personality? 🤨🤨

#anxiety memes #depression memes #mental health memes #bpd meme #dankest memes #gen z mood #mental illness #mental illness memes #mentally unstable #ocd memes

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passionate-stalker · 2 years

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I would like to subscribe to regular, hourly updates and thank you.

I would also like permission to invade your personal, private space in a rude, interfering manner and concern myself with areas of your life I have no business in.

Additionally, I would like to positively encourage you forcefully and threateningly at knife point 😇 to pursue this further. Offer her a cookie 🍪 please. Watch a horror movie and hold her hand in fright.

Respectfully requesting more details, or else....

😇🥰✨✨❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍

so last night i had my first kiss

and it was with my roommate

#queer #queer romance #queer memes #cute gay #cuteness overload #roomates to lovers #romance novels #love story #cute love #gayyyy #cute story #love is love #friends to lovers

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