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soapssock · 4 days
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Ghost: The i in my name can stand for "I don't give a fuck"
Soap: The j in my name can stand for "just kiss me already!"
Ghost, unfazed: I decline the offer.
Few minutes later...
Ghost, standing outside of Soap's door:
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soapssock · 11 days
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after months of zero motivation to finish this ghostsoap fanfiction, ive finally found that motivation and i finished the fanfiction. IM SO HAPPY AND NOW I REST REST WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT THIS NOW YES.
if u wanna read here ya go!
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soapssock · 16 days
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Gaz: It's easy. If you have 69 apples, and I give you 92, how much do you have?
Soap: big fuckin' hauns, that's fur shuir.
Gaz: lord, saveth me and taketh me hence from this evil spirit
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soapssock · 18 days
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THE VEIN IN HIS ARMS? HOLD ME BACK RN
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soapssock · 23 days
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GUYS, I MADE A FANFICTION IN CASE OF ANY OF YOU WOULD LIKE TO READ IT<33 HONESTLY, ITS PROBS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE WORKS IVE WROTE SO FAR, SO TELL ME IF U LIKE IT OR NOTTTT
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soapssock · 24 days
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first time posting art on hereee!!! (CANT DRAW HANDS FOR LIFE)
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soapssock · 25 days
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HIII GUYS, IM SORRY IF THIS ISNT ONE OF THOSE QUOTES I DO, BUT I JUST WANT TO SAY IVE STARTED A TWITTER ACCOUNT IN CASE IF ANY OF U WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN MY MIND! AND DW ITS JUST ABT CALL OF DUTY (js for u guys 😉) BUT IF U WANT TO FOLLOW IT, OR JUST SAY WHAT I POST, IT'S CALLED gayrrick!!! amazing name, I know :33
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soapssock · 27 days
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*Dark water mission in mw*
Graves: God help her.
Soap, literally about to throw up: GOD HELP US ALL
*After the mission he puked so bad bro*
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soapssock · 1 month
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Soap: I fuckin' hate ye so much, Lt.
Ghost: I feel the same.
Gaz: YOU GUYS ARE CUDDLING?
Soap: SO?
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soapssock · 1 month
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Soap to Ghost: "If I ever die, I want ye tae throw ma ashes in the highlands o' Scotland.
Ghost: You mean spread?....
Soap: SPREAD THAE LEGS!!!!
Ghost flabbergasted: COME AGAIN?
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soapssock · 1 month
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kinda want to make a ghostsoap fanfiction bc they're my coping mechanisim!
If u guys have any ideas PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME. thank u! :3
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soapssock · 1 month
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Soap: Is Ghost pretty? Aye. Won't lie, he's a bonnie. Do I think about him a lot? Aye, all the time. Do I care about him? Aye. Do I wish he would run his thumb along ma' lips? 100%. Do I want him tae manhandle me? PLEASE. Does that make me gay? Na. It doesn't.
Gaz, holding a clipboard, stunned for his life: Say, will you repeat the fourth and fifth one again?
Soap: I want him tae manhandle me, Gaz, and brush his thumb across ma' lips—
Gaz: Get out.
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soapssock · 2 months
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Soap: This pure chonker called me a twink the day, so I telt them 'ye look like ye've been scoffing oan a load ay twinkies.'
Price, grabbing his hat, sighing: We'll never understand him.
Gaz: Soap, can you say that again, mate?
Ghost, scratching his head out of confusion: sorry?
Soap, rolling his eyes: gie yersels a 'how tae learn Scottish slang' book ya dafties!
Gaz: oh, I understood that one.
Ghost: alright then.
Later on..
Ghost and Gaz kicking Soap's room door down and Ghost shouting: WHY DID A GUY CALL YOU A TWINK?
Gaz, also shouting: WHY DID YOU SAY HE DEFINITELY HAS BEEN EATING A BUNCH OF TWINKIES BECAUSE OF HIS WEIGHT?
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soapssock · 2 months
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Ghost: valentine's day sucks. Why do people even celebrate it?
Gaz: mate, you're crafting Soap a pop up Valentine's day card—
Ghost, waving around the hot glue gun at Gaz's direction: now listen here you slag—
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