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haknom · 25 days

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WHO MADE HER CRY?! — PARK SUNGHOON

SYNOPSIS — It was already hectic enough to cry on live, but having an ENHYPEN member accidentally tweet about it was even worse. What you don’t know was the fact, Park Sunghoon, the 4th eldest member, was a very big fan of you. And what he didn’t know was the fact you were also a very big fan of him. So, that explained why part of you was hoping the tweet was from him and him only.

PAIRING — idol!sunghoon x idol-fem!reader (ft. enhypen and aespa)

GENRES — short smau + written, idol au, fangirl x fanboy, fans to lovers (?), fluff, angst, crack.

WARNINGS — swearing, crying (well duh), miso from dreamnote as y/n’s faceclaim, more will be added!

UPDATES — ongoing! (updates are whenever)

NOTE — thought of this idea while eating a donut and staring off into space… LMFAOOO idk how it happens but enjoy this silly short smau !! ignore how i keep posting smaus i’m bored okay…

TAGLIST IS CLOSED!

PROFILES & CHAPTERS

PHYSICS HATERS | YN4EVA

001. WHO MADE HER CRY 🤬🤬

002. BRO?

003. FINER THAN A MF 😍😍

004. FUCK YEAHHHHH

005. gagged him so bad

006. i’m disappearing bye.

007. Yall better watch.

008.

009.

MORE TO COME!

Ξ ©HAKNOM, 2024

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manor-tea-time · 1 year

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A mysterious figure is seen leaving the hallway after slipping letters underneath the survivor's door. In these letters, are notes that read : "Beware, there is a serial killer roaming these halls"

"A Murderer? That's hardly surprising considering the company this place seems to attract. This mystery sender ought to know I can take care of myself fairly well in the face of danger." Ivy clicked her tongue in annoyance, peeking out into the hall. Tilting her head at the sight of the figure rushing down the hall. "Good lord- this manor gets stranger and stranger by the day. I wonder if this is supposed to be a warning or some strange form of intimidation." -ξ(❁) ⊕) ξ

-ˋˏ ༻❁༺ ˎˊ-

“No! No! No! A murderer?! With how many people are in here it could be anyone..." Wayne muttered to themselves as they reread the note over and over. Hesitantly cracking their door open a slight crack, peeking into the hall. A figure seemed to be rushing away from the doors as other survivors picked up similar letters. He hastily slammed his door closed once more. "Ah! Do they know our rooms as well? I know they're probably going to try to kill us for sure then! What do I do? What do I do?" -(-⊕ ζ ⊕-)<

-ˋˏ ༻❁༺ ˎˊ-

"Wait! Are you the one that sent these? What do you mean by a killer is on the loose?" LeRoy called out to the figure down the hall, waving his hand in an attempt to catch their attention. Only giving up his barrage of questions at the sight of the figure leaving.

"Drat-" LeRoy looked around the hall for a moment. It didn't look like this serial killer was an immediate threat, yet it would be best to probably stick inside his room for the time being. -🗝️>(⊗▼⊗´)•ζ

-ˋˏ ༻❁༺ ˎˊ-

#identity v #idv ocs #idv oc ask blog #idv askblog #oc #“key-master”#the costume maker #the lampsmith #Anon Visits #Murder Mystery Event

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ofspvrta · 2 years

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∗ 91﹕ sender holds receiver as they cry . (Now for Myrrine)

μ::|| meme: 𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝑵𝑶𝑵𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑩𝑨𝑳 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑻𝑺 . [ Ξ ]

θ::|| @shadxwcd

Somehow, it was in these moments of quiet, where things seemed most at peace that she felt it the worst. That dread, that unease. That maybe none of this was real. That she’d wake up and find herself back in that cell, alone, half starved, and slowly losing her grasp. Peace never lasted, never felt genuine or real. The first attempt at a hug, Kassandra almost instinctively shrugged off with a quickness. Touch felt jarring, uncomfortable. But the second attempt, she realized this was real. Familiar. Mater. In an instant she felt like she was seven again, a nightmare had woken her, the maws of a wolf closing around her and shaking her violently. Myrrine had held her then, telling her it was just a dream. But this... this hadn’t been a dream, it had been a waking nightmare and she was certain her behavior, her staring into the distance in silence, her quiet when normally she was so talkative had alarmed Myrrine to some degree. As Myrrine held her close, rocking her as she did when she was a child, Kassandra wasn’t able to keep the tears from spilling over anymore. Just like when she was little.

“They left me alone...” She whispered, voice cracking on the last word as she buried her head into Myrrine’s shoulder, “they left me alone that whole year.”

#λ::|| eagle bearer | kassandra #τ:|| myrrine of sparta #τ::|| odyssey #λ::|| greek world | 5th century bce #shadxwcd #kass actually getting to talk about her trauma... gee u.bisoft that would have been something to include.

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hisflaws-a2 · 3 years

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actual footage of max taking notes when he sits in on red’s “how to speak italian 101″ class she gives to the kids :

#💀#today was a shitpost day #i'll write tomorrow. let me be #Ξ * ◜ ( crack. )

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hisflaws-a · 4 years

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- hugs max bc he looks like he needs it -

“ i'm okay. ” it’s a bullshit claim that he’s uttered one too many times ; spoken so often that it’s now commonplace to him. it’s a phrase that’s just as familiar as a hello or an i’m sorry. a simple statement that’s been hollowed out leaving nothing but worn out syllables to fill the space. max says he’s okay, but anyone with two eyes can see that he’s far from it.

darkened eyes focus on the tops of his shoes as if the cracked leather is something that’s of interest to him. they appear to be akin to his life ---- beaten and worn down. my, isn’t the universe ironic? air pushes from his nostrils, a low hum vibrating within his chest. for now, it’s the only sound he's contributing ; his own silence eating him alive.

at first he wants to fight it, the hug she’s voluntarily giving him, but he can’t deny that it feels nice. the embrace is warm, firm, safe ---- three emotions that he doesn’t typically receive from another human without begging for it first. it takes a second for him to reciprocate it for he doesn’t feel that he deserves this. but, finally, he chooses to surrender. sturdy arms are wrapping around her smaller frame, tightening only for a moment to silently show just how thankful he is. another breath is released, this time in the form of a shaky sigh that brushes past her hair. it’s only then that max’s silence is broken just so he can whisper out a simple “ thanks . . . ”

#markedwrath #Ξ * ◜ ( 𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒅 )#i was initially just gonna turn this into crack #and then i was like YANNO WUT FUCK IT MAX /DOES/ NEED A HUG

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amlovelies · 3 years

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🌹? :D? :)ξ???

thank you 🥰

here's some more of the post heartbreak angst

There’s dirt and blood on his hands. The gin stings as he pours it over his cracked knuckles. Their gin. Their favorite that he made sure to always have a bottle of, just in case. Wouldn’t be needing it now. It feels right to be drunk on it. Some small piece of Vesper he still has.

send me a 🌹

#thank you!#ask #stealthbaguette #wips #wip preview

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jungshookz · 4 years

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hot cheetos and cosmopolitans; pjm

🗡️ pairing: park jimin x reader

🗡️ genre: spooktober day (5/7); zombieapocalypse!au; angst; this is an end of the world drabble so blood has been shed

🗡️ wordcount: 2.3k

🗡️ summary: hot cheetos probably shouldn’t be the first thing on your list of things to find when you’re in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.

(here’s the picture source!)

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“so help me god, if you even reach for the chips right now, i swear to god i’ll shoot you.” jimin’s fingers barely brush over the bag of hot cheetos when you call him out

he lets out a little huff and retracts his arm before spinning around to look at you

“it’d be insane of me to not take advantage of the fact that i could eat all the chips i wanted to right here, right now!” he scoffs and gestures to the shelves lined with all sorts of potato chips

you’re surprised there’s still this many bags of chips left

unsurprisingly there’s not a lot in the canned section which was what you were dreading

“i told you to grab the nonperishables-“

“chips count as nonperishable food item-“

“i’m talking about things that are going to fill you up and keep you energised!” you gesture to your backpack before turning around to show him how fAT it is after you filled it up “you know, tuna, beans, soups, stews- water, we definitely need water-“

“you think there’s some coke around here? i miss coke.”

you resist the urge to roll your eyes

you’ll just grab two jugs of waters and then you and jimin can head back to the base camp

you don’t remember a world before the apocalypse

you don’t remember your life before the apocalypse

well

okay

you remember soMe bits

you remember living in a nice neighbourhood in a nice apartment with your soft, cushy bed and your one hundred and one decorative throw pillows

you remember going to a nice university

you remember some of the friends you made at the nice university (including jimin)

you remember the morning of the day the announcement was made

that there was some kind of virus that was starting to spread around town

something about a dead deer? or was it a cow? you’re not too sure

you don’t remember too much of that because you peRsonally didn’t think it was that big a deal

you had bigger fish to fry!

like your psychology midterms and your history papers

and then you remember how pale your professor looked when he walked into class that morning

it was weird

he was oddly vEry sweaty

the bags under his eyes were sunken in and grey

“god, he should’ve just stayed home. then i could’ve stayed home. i could be sleeping right now. we could all be sleeping right now.” jimin mutters under his breath and you nudge his side in an attempt to get him to shut up

professor kim didn’t look… that bad….. right?

his eyes would occasionally do this thing where it just rolled upwards for a brief second and it was kind of concerning how many veins you were able to see from all the way in the back

his jaw would tick every now and then

you remember watching him pace up and down the lecture hall steps as he struggled with explaining walter cannon’s theory of fight or flight

in all honesty the poor man looked like he was about to pass out

and right as you had that thought, he literally collapsed to the ground at the front of the classroom

you remember the hushed silence that washed over the classroom

there was no protocol for this

what do people normally do when their professor passes out halfway through the lecture??

a couple of the students up front rushed over to make sure he was okay

watching your professor jolt back to life is something that you think will stick with you for the rest of time

it was terrifying

you remember pale his skin was

all his veins had gone from a healthy green to a coal black and you weren’t a scientist or anything but you were preTTY sure that veins weren’t supposed to be black

you remember the aggressive gnashing of his teeth

you remember the way he sunk his teeth into namjoon’s arm and you remember the pained scream that slipped past namjoon’s lips

you remember the way the room burst into chaos with people sprinting every which way trying to get out of the lecture hall as quickly as possible

and you remember the way professor kim looked at you while he was practically devouring poor namjoon

you stared into those cold, cloudy eyes and you felt like you were under some kind of spell

the fight or flight response was developed in the early 20th century and occurs when a person experiences very strong emotions associated with a perceived threat

american physiologist walter cannon believed that it was a built-in mechanism that assisted in raining homeostasis of the body

there are several physiological reactions that happen when the fight-or-flight response is activated

your pupils dilate

your heart begins to pound, begins to beat faster

you breathe heavily and you start to sweat

you feel butterflies in your stomach

your muscles tense

adrenaline starts to pump through your veins in an attempt to get you to go go gO

but you remember how frozen you were

you remember how frozen you were as you watched the fresh blood dripping from professor kim’s chin to the ground as he got up onto his feet

poor namjoon was twitching in pain and you remember standing there, truly shocked at how quickly his veins began to darken

namjoon was always very nice to you

he lent you a pen once and told you that you could keep it

you still had the pen

in fact you used it when writing all of your exams

namjoon’s pen was your good luck pen

it was difficult for you to process right then and there that this was the beginning of the end

that you had just watched your zombie professor bite into one of your peers

what the heLL were you going to do??? was it safe to go back to your apartment? how many people had been infected? what happens if yoU become infected?? is this happening back home?? are your parents okay?? is your goLdfish okay?? can goldfish even become zombies????

you were so preoccupied with what do i do what do i do what do i do that you didn’t even realise professor kim was heading straight for you

crawling over the lecture seats with such ferocity and gnashing his stained, yellow teeth wildly

“y/n, come on!” the thing that snapped you out of your trance of shock was the sound of jimin’s voice and the feeling of his fingers wrapping around your wrist

you remember him practically dragging you up the stairs because it felt like your shoes were made of cement

“m-my lunch, i left my lunch-“ you turn to glance over your shoulder and you catch a glimpse of your abandoned lunch bag sitting on your seat before the lecture door is suddenly slammed shut and about ten students are working to barricade the door with spare chairs and desks

but yeah

that’s pretty much all you remember of what happened beFore the zombie apocalypse

it’s just been you and jimin ever since

well, no

that’s not entirely true

there were originally seven of you

jungkook, taehyung, hoseok, jin, yoongi, jimin, and you

they were all jimin’s friends to begin with but the more time you spent with them, the more they began to accept you as one of their owN

it’s weird

it feels like it’s been a long time since you even thought about them

you’ve been so preoccupied with keeping you and jimin alive that you haven’t thought about them

hoseok was the first to go

you guys had stumbled across some kind of field and hoseok, being hoseok, decided he’d pick some daisies and make a flower crown or something since there was nothing else to do

it was like the zombie came out of nowhere and in a state of panic, jungkook (who happened to be the closest to hoseok in terms of distance) just fired without mercy because there was literally a zombie right there and that was his immediate instinct

hoseok, unfortunately, got caught in the crossfire

you guys buried him in the fields

you hadn’t even known hoseok for that long but you remember weeping as you tucked a daisy behind his ear

you tried to make a flower crown for him but it kept falling apart and yoongi reminded you gently that you guys needed to head somewhere safe before sundown

jungkook and taehyung were the next two to go

you guys had reached some kind of abandoned parking lot and jin thought it’d be a good idea to check the cars and see if there was anything useful in there

jungkook had been bitten on the shoulder and taehyung had been bitten on his forearm when he tried to intervene to save him

you didn’t even have a chance to say goodbye to them because by the time you and jimin got back from exploring your section of the parking lot, the deed had already been done

jin was out two bullets and he didn’t want to talk about the fact that he had no choice but to shoot two of his closest friends

and then it was jin

you had never seen yoongi cry before and it was truly a strange sight because he was typically so void of emotion

the three of you walked in silence that afternoon and yoongi went straight to bed that night

and finally

it was yoongi

the thing was, with the virus, if you caught it fast enough, it wouldn’t spread to the rest of you

yoongi, thankfully, had been bitten on the hand, and all you had to do was a quick chOp to his wrist with the machete and he’d be as good as new

“y/n, you have to do it-“ yoongi grunts through gritted teeth as he places his hand on the tree trunk

you can see how quickly the virus is taking over

the blue veins under yoongi’s pale skin are starting to fade which means you have to act now or else you’ll really be in trouble

“i can’t!” you exasperate as your grip tightens around the handle of the machete “i can’t cut your fucking hand off are you inSAN-“

“y/n, just do it!!!!! jesus chriST, just do IT-“ jimin is freaking out behind you because he does NOT want to deal with zombie yoongi but he also doesn’t really want to watch a live amputation

“well why don’t yOU DO IT-“

“because it’s GROSS-“

“how do you think i feEL-“

“can one of you please just-“ the sound of yoongi’s pained shriek combined with the crack of his bones will definitely haunt you for the rest of your life

you thought yoongi would be okay after the amputation

it was a pretty clean cut!!!! it was actually kind of impressive how clean it was

maybe you would’ve made a good doctor

yeah

maybe

you thought everything would be alright

but no

of course, of course it had to get infected

and of course yoongi had to fall sick

and of course you had to hold yoongi as you watched him die in your arms

“please don’t go…” your throat has gone raw from all the sobbing you’ve been doing and yoongi chuckles weakly and reaches up to brush his fingers over your cheek in an attempt to wipe your tears away “please, you can’t leave us like this-“

jimin is starting to get misty eyed as well but he tries his best to keep it together because onE of you has to be strong

“i’m just glad i’m not dying of a nasty zombie bite.” yoongi croaks

it’s obvious he’s trying to get you to crack a smile but you can’t

you can’t laugh when yoongi is dying and there’s nothing you can do about it

the last thing he said before his eyes finally fluttered shut was a) jimin is not allowed near anY chips because he’s going to eat himself sick and b) it’s up to you to save the world

which is how you ended up here

just you and jimin in the middle of this abandoned grocery store picking up bits and pieces of food

“we gotta huStle if we wanna make it back before the sun goes down, jimin…”

“yeah, i know, i know…” jimin turns to shove a couple comic books into his backpack

“here, i wanna read this later-“ you hand jimin a magazine and he scoffs at the cover

“cosmopolitan?? are you for real?? how is- hOW is the 8 types of booty-call relationships going to help us in a zombie infestation???”

“…horny zombies?”

“that’s just nasty.”

yep

it’s just you and jimin against the world

(you snuck a couple bags of hot cheetos into your backpack to surprise him with later)

help me help you make your wishes come tru (aka send me a spooky request)

spooktober masterlist // main masterlist

#spooktober 2019 #spooktober 2019 drabbles #park jimin #park jimin imagines #park jimin drabbles #jimin #bts #bts drabbles #jimin drabbles #jimin fics #jimin fic recs #bts fics #bts fic recs #bts jimin #park jimin fics #park jimin fic recs #bts park jimin #reader insert #jimin x reader

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dystopianwildflower · 6 years

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ＩＡＭＰＲ Ξ Ｙ(W.I.P.)

❝ Who’s That? ❞

Eyes peered upon the male, groups huddling as if to block him out and create a more defensive wall between the two creatures. Man revolutionized to adapt, but he thought it really was to put the weaker ones in a more vulnerable spot to be shunned. It was a more reoccurring thought that it almost felt like a memory, like a fantasy or a dream that swept his mind down a river. He didn't blame the teenager’s his age.

❝ Look at what he’s wearing! ❞

❝ He looks like he got vomited on by a unicorn. ❞

❝ Is any of it even name brand? ❞

❝ Probably his underwear- or, panties. ❞

He looked at the cast of judgement then continued on, marching down to the office in his bright attire. His backpack was slung over his shoulder like war gear, his tongue was pierced but decided not to turn and show it. Maybe they’ll say he did it himself because he couldn't afford it. Or get beat up. He paused at the desk of one of the staff, she simply gave him a look and got his name. before long, he had his entire schedule.

He turned to walk out, being met with larger males. He ran his fingers through his curly hair and walked past them. His presence didn't go unnoticed, however. Everyone went their separate ways, and he was left alone.

❝ They give me what to go to but not how to get there. ❞

He was walking for twenty minutes through the vast school, he swore he was walking in large circles. His eyes began to get big the more he got frustrated, he simply stormed toward the front doors and left the large building. He wasn’t one to be upset like this, but already he had moved and forced to be here and already get criticized. He was the king of his last school, why the fuck does he have to stay here?

❝ Yo. ❞

Turning to greet the eyes of the person, he felt and heard more footsteps from his right. He turned to meet the other guy, Seeing him tower was almost intimidating. ❝ New here, eh? I used to be new. Since you are, we will politely ask you to get up and out of our area.❞

❝ ºʰ, ˢᵒʳʳʸ. ❞

He began to get up, slowly using the wall behind him for support. He finally was about to walk before he got a nice ＫＩＣＫ to the knees. For a second, everything was blurry; the pain was unforgiving.

❝ Pass me the crowbar. ❞

❝ Boss, he’s- ❞

❝ ＰＡＳＳＭＥＴＨＥＤＡＭＮＣＲＯＷＢＡＲ. ❞

Without a single word, the larger man handed the crowbar over to the other to his left. The smaller man struggled to breath, huffing and attempting to crawl away from the two.

❝ I’ve decided to show you real anger, what you can do when people push you over; ❞

He circled him like a hawk, a sharp eye being forced upon his being. The younger male cried out and plead, but the other man’s foot was now on his back as he kept him in place. ❝ Such a soft beige, that color. Such fragile curly hair two.

Those light-brown eyes! gorgeous. Why don’t you use your exotic presence to rise above them. ❞

Another thwack and his eyes got bigger as he screamed in pure agony. His head was now bleeding, his skull almost cracked open. He slid the weapon from the wound to his small face, using it to lift his head to look at him.

❝ I’m Jack. Who are you? ❞

❝ Sawyer! my name is Sawyer! Please, let go of me. ❞

❝ ＳＴＯＰＴＲＥＡＴＩＮＧＴＨＩＳＡＳＡＣＵＲＳＥ. This is a blessing, Something not a lot of people are able to experience. Oh, Sawyer. Don’t worry, i’ll make sure that you learn when you come with me. ❞

❝ I’M NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITH YOU! ❞

❝ Run in and grab the principal. Tell them that someone came and injured a student, don’t specify. ❞

His obedient sidekick did as he said, and the last thing sawyer remembered before he was brutally knocked out. Jack’s smile.

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haknom · 3 months

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MY PERFECT MATCH? — LEE HEESEUNG

∿ ৎ୭ EVENT SUMMARY 💌 Honestly, you hated Lee Heeseung with all your heart. He was your school’s best swimmer, but was also annoying and pretty dumb. Every year, your school’s student council holds a Valentines event; they put everyone’s name through a test, figuring out their compatibility with each other, and did everything in their power to make the two end up together. So, if this test was best off of compatibility, why were you, your school’s nerdy art obsessor, paired up with someone like Lee Heeseung, the so-called Mr. Popular?

∿ 🏹 THE PERFECT MATCH ⭒ swimmer!heeseung x nerdy-fem!reader (ft. enhypen, changmin from the boyz, sullyoon and lily from nmixx, wonyoung from ive, yeonjun from txt, danielle and hanni from newjeans, seunghan and eunseok from riize, yuqi from g-idle)

∿ TEST QUESTIONS 📑 smau & written, highschool au, nonidol au, one-sided enemies to lovers, sports au, stuco au, classmates to lovers, fake dating au, fluff, crack, and angst.

∿ ୨୧ RESULTS 🏩 swearing, random timestamps, silly threats, more coming soon!

∿ 🗓️ EVENT IS ꕤ ongoing (updates will be whenever!) started feb 10th - ended ???

∿ NOTE 𓈒 𓈒 𓈒 hi…. been watching never have i ever lately and thought of this little fic here!!! thanks to that valentine ep this is now born. also, tysm for 2k pls take this smau as a gift in return !! (ignore how this wasn’t on the poll it was a last minute thing and valentine’s day is soon So).

TAGLIST IS CLOSED!

PROFILES . . . 001 ⪩ 002 ⪩ 003

001. ART AGAIN?

002. u don’t even have an ex???

003. Well… Damn!

004. that won’t do (0.5k words)

005. didn’t knock hard enough 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

006. heeyn mission onboard

007. kissing i hope they caught us

008. locked and loaded (0.9k words)

009. okay… now Kiss!

010. let’s kill this love 🩷

011. interesting! (0.9k words)

012. girl wtf

013.

014.

MORE TO COME!

Ξ ©HAKNOM, 2024

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ask-the-memeing-counselor · 7 years

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*the lookalike cracks her neck* 'ŴĦ¥ ŞĦØỮŁĐ Ξ'

“If you don’t, i’m calling the police.”

#camp camp #camp camp askblog

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ofspvrta · 6 months

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“ you’re still a fighter, right? prove it. “ ( Jacob and Kass in the fight club maybe?? // sharp-teeth-and-wide-grins )

a collection of my own writings … sentence starters | accepting [ Ξ ]

θ::|| @sharp-teeth-and-wide-grins | jacob frye

He didn't have to tell her twice. She'd been itching to get in the wring and show these boys how a woman handled things. She shed most of her outer layers until she was in just her undershirt and trousers. Cracking her neck to the side, she hopped over the barrier into the ring. 6-foot frame and far more muscle than these knuckleheads had witnessed on a woman, she would happily make examples of the lot of them. She didn't even bother getting into a fighting position so much as bouncing back and forth on the balls of her feet, waiting for a challenger. And no sooner had the first man stepped into the ring with her, she had quickly gone through the rounds, demolishing every challenger.

Having collected her winnings from Mr. Topping, she headed back to Jacob to gather her belongings. "I'd say I more than proved myself. Hardly broke a sweat."

#λ::|| the keeper | kassandra #τ::|| jacob frye #τ::|| syndicate #λ::|| london | 1800s CE #sharp-teeth-and-wide-grins #μ::|| there's another goat? | memes

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hisflaws-a2 · 3 years

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sometimes when you sext with max he’ll ruin the moment by sending this :

#Ξ * ◜ ( crack. )#it's PG rated i swear #probably sent it to red when she was on a mission

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haknom · 4 months

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─── GAM3 BO1 — NISHIMURA RIKI

∿ 🎮 MATCH QUESTS ⌖ Dying in Fortnite and being emoted on shouldn’t be as aggravating as it was. Of course, you had to rant about it on twitter—it never happened to you before. But what should you do when the face behind ‘BISCOTHEREAL1927’—the culprit—finds out about your tweet? Challenge them to a 1v1, of course, without knowing that this could build a possible bond.

∿ BOUNTY HAS BEEN ACCEPTED : PLEASE ELIMINATE SAID PLAYERS ⊱ gamer!niki x fem!reader (ft. enhypen, sohee from riize, gyuvin from zb1, sakura from le sserafim, wonyoung from ive, minji from new jeans, and soobin from txt) 🎯

∿ INVENTORY 🎒 gamer au, nonidol au, enemies to lovers, highschool au, clubs au, fluff, angst, and crack.

∿ 🖥️ THIS GAME CONTAINS ⌑ profanity, random timestamps, fortnite losers, lots of raging, joking threats, kys/kms jokes, all enha members are the same age, they’re canadian, dating, lying, mentions of manipulating and gaslighting, more will be added.

∿ THE BATTLE PASS IS 𖦹 ongoing! (updates will be whenever)

∿ GAME CREATOR’S NOTE! hi guys i think short smaus are def my thing cs they’re sooo easy to make??????? i rlly enjoyed writing acs and i love playing fortnite with my friends… so enjoy another one!!!!

TAGLIST IS CLOSED!

READY TO PLAY? YES OR NO

CHARACTERS AND LEVELS

fortnite (lewsers edition)!!! | bisco fanclub 😁

001 — hop onto fortnite xd (0.9k)

002 — BISCOTHEREAL1927

003 — you’re so annoying

004 — like park haewon???

005 — undercover mission

006 — public acc tag (0.4k words)

007 — oh that is one ugly dog…

008 — sassy pants (0.7k words)

009 — GC NOW

010 — yes dipshit who else

011 — who am i kidding

012 — would u miss ur face

013 — thank you btw :)

014 — chapter ten????

015 — not yet*** u mean

016 — you’re silly and cute

017 — bf appreciation 😊

018 — 4 months…

019 — OH MY GOOD

020 — U gotta stay loyal

021 — r-r-riki… (0.7k words)

022 — i love her guys

023 — i’m kms!

024 — BLOCKED

025 — oh! 😆

026 — who was she???

027 — THE F BOMB

028 — Wanna make out? 😎

029 — gf of the month

030 — i’m so single

031 — hometown mention 🙏🙏

032 — but what if

033 — one day left

034 — i have something to tell you (0.0k words)

COMING SOON!

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haknom · 4 months

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A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL — YANG JUNGWON

ORDER — Working on Christmas day was not something Jungwon wanted to do. Nobody came to the cafe in the first place, so what was he supposed to do for the next 8 hours? Stock up? Fool around? Or perhaps fall in love with a new customer?

PAIRING — barista!jungwon x fem!reader (ft. enhypen, anton from riize, yeonjun from txt, ningning from æspa, and chaeryeong from itzy)

GENRE(S) — mini smau + written, college au, nonidol au, strangers to lovers, love at first sight, barista au, romance, slight angst, and crack.

WARNING(S) — profanity, they’re losers, bullying between friends, joking threats, mentions of food, mentions of being sick (niki), they fall in love within a week, kissing, y/n doesn’t have an assigned faceclaim, and heeseung being jealous most of the time.

SCHEDULE — completed! began: december 24th 2023 — ended: jan 4th 2024.

NOTE — just found out i’m working on christmas and could possibly get an 8 hr shift Abt to suffer so enjoy this instead!!!!! jungwon and i are One.

TAGLIST IS CLOSED!

PROFILES & EPISODES

jake irl ☝️🤓 | secret alliance 🤫

001 — ‘tis the season to be jolly…

002 — lake road drive (0.7k words)

003 — YOU JUST MET????

004 — HOORAY!

005 — home alone >>>>

006 — you’re so cute (0.2k words)

007 — no proof no truth

008 — do u miss me that much

009 — i hope u CRASH

010 — YES 100% YES

011 — flannels for life (0.7k words)

012 — sahara desert

013 — you WHAT?

014 — i like you (0.8k words)

015 — WONYN IS ENDGAME

COMPLETED!

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haknom · 2 months

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THIS MUST BE MY DREAM — YANG JUNGWON (TEASER)

∿ 📋 SCORE SHEETS ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 Jungwon was living his best life at Earl View Academy. He was scoring the highest marks, dominating every exam, and ranking the top one out of every student. See, he was living his best life at Earl View Academy before you came along, destroying his reputation because of your similar level in academics. It had to be a dream, there was no way someone could compete with him. With that said, he immediately renamed you as the new student to his one and only arch nemesis.

∿ TOP RANKS ✂️ academic-rival!jungwon x fem!reader (ft. jungwon from enhypen, baekseung from epex, and minji from newjeans)

∿ EXAM REVIEW ⟡ long fic, academic rivals to lovers, rivals to lovers, highschool au, nerds to lovers, fluff, crack, and angst.

∿ 📔 STUDY NOTES ୨ৎ nothing — in this teaser.

∿ NUMBER OF EXAM QUESTIONS 🎓 338 words (est. 17k words!)

∿ FEEDBACK . . . this was supposed to be jungwon’s bday fic but i never finished writing it LOL so here i am finishing it now!!!! enjoy guys 😁

wanna read the final fic? click here!

TEASER.

“I heard they’re selling Yakult in the cafeteria today!” A classmate said to their friend, gaining the three’s attention immediately.

They stopped what they were doing and looked at each other. They gave each other a look that only they could understand. There were no words shared, only their eyes held their words.

Soon after, Baekseung and Jungwon got up from their spots, following behind Minji who led them out of the classroom.

Yakult was their favourite thing ever. It was something all three of them could agree on—that they tasted delightful. Other than that, they all had different tastes in a way.

“Finally, they’re bringing it back!” Minji cheered, happier than ever. Baekseung, who stood in the middle, wrapped his arms around the two to pull them in closer.

“Do we have a plan?” He asked as Minji scoffed.

“Do we even need one? Just do whatever your mind tells you to.” She said and he nodded.

“Smart choice.”

The two conversed alone just how they did back in the classroom, except, Jungwon wasn’t studying. He could’ve been included in their conversation right now, they weren’t excluding him at all.

He just didn’t pay attention. He didn’t even take note that they were talking because it all sounded muffled to him.

All he paid attention to was his home room teacher who walked down the hallways, lips moving as if he was talking to someone, but Jungwon didn’t know who.

Once he walked past, it was then revealed. A girl stood fairly behind his home room teacher, catching Jungwon’s attention.

He had no clue who she was, nor had he ever seen her face before, he ‘didn’t’ even care about what her name was, what time she arrived, what foods she liked, why she was wearing their school’s uniform, or what she had for breakfast.

All he cared about was how pretty she was, and fine, maybe what her name was too. Previously, if someone were to tell him about another being heaven sent he wouldn’t understand them.

Now, he really does because she, she was heaven sent to him at least.

“You okay?” Baekseung asked, looking over at Jungwon’s dazed figure. He shook Jungwon with the arm that rested over his shoulder, startling the poor boy.

“Huh? Oh, yeah. I’m okay.”

Well, he hoped he was.

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haknom · 3 months

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ALL MEN FOR THEMSELVES — HONG EUNCHAE

although she claimed she would protect you the whole way through, it was all men for themselves once the main star arrived.

🎮┆idol-gf!eunchae x non-idol-gf!reader. w : swearing, mentions of death, established relationship, fluff, and crack. an : bringing back my ssera works !!