baby you know i'm guilty
Today's my anniversary with Selina! In honor of that, I wanted to write a fic about her, so here's a fun little one of her and Alex at an auction together. The title comes from the song "Guilty" by Claudia BrĂźcken and the Real Tuesday Weld, that's a very Alley Cat song to me
Rating: Teen
Genre: Fluff
Words: 1102 words
Divider by racingairplanes
The hum of live orchestral music fills the Gotham Museum of the Arts, just loud enough to be heard over the chorus of people in attendance at this yearâs annual auction. Alex tries to focus on the music instead of the peopleâ itâs easier for her to process that than to try to filter through all the noise to listen to just one conversation.Â
Alex isnât here because she likes parties. Especially not the ones frequented by Gothamâs elite. Theyâre always vapid, full of gossip and petty small talk that's part of a never ending social game, and itâs hard to feel like she actually belongs with any of these people. And yet she technically speaking does belong here, her status as a defense attorney earning her the acclaim to be invited to these kinds of things.Â
Alex never buys anything at these auctions. But she feels like she has to at least make an appearance, and she can admit itâs fun to get to dress up. Sheâs not the most fashionable person, but she likes the way the dress sheâs wearing fits her, the dark red material flaring out a bit around the skirt and showing a bit of her cleavage. Her wedding ring shines on one finger while she has a couple of other decorative rings along with it, pairing them with a necklace with a silver chain.Â
Being here with Selina also is nice, though the two of them came here separately. Alex was caught up with finishing her work, so Selina ended up getting the auction before her. Unlike Alex, she always seems to thrive at these kinds of things, charming everyone she speaks to and enjoying being the center of attention.Â
Not that Alex can blame anyone entranced by Selina. She supposes that sheâs been too, and she can definitely see why people would be drawn to her tonight as her eyes land on her wife making her way down a set of marble stairs.Â
Selina looks like a vision in her black evening gown. It shows off her chest, a bit of her cleavage visible over its sweetheart neckline, and the skirt of it is slit down the sides to give a glimpse of the black pantyhose and dark purple heels sheâs wearing. A diamond necklace glitters around her neck, matching a pair of dangling earrings, and Alex is always glad to see Selinaâs wedding ring on her finger.Â
The sleeveless look of her dress also shows off the muscles of her arms. Sheâs by no means bulky, having a short, lithe frame, but itâs clear from looking at her that sheâs strong. Whatâs not as clear are the scars that Alex knows trail along her arms and shoulders, different nicks and scrapes sheâs gotten over the years from close calls that are now hidden under with makeup. Alex thinks sheâd look prettier with themâ they're a part of her just like anything elseâ but she truly is stunning regardless.Â
And, if Alex knows Selina like she knows she does, odds are sheâs going to try to steal something tonight. Her look for the evening may not be the flashiest, but she has a taste for expensive and shiny things, plenty of which are on display for the auction tonight.Â
âHey there, gorgeous,â Selina greets as she makes it over to Alex, her dark red lips quirking upwards in a playful smile.Â
âHi,â Alex replies. She gives Selina a quick kiss on the cheek. âYou look lovely.â
âFlatterer.â
âI think Iâm just being honest.â
âWell, like I said, you look beautiful yourself,â Selina says. She offers a hand to Alex. âAny chance I can convince a pretty woman like yourself to join me on the dance floor?â
Alex takes Selinaâs hand in hers. âIâm sure you could.â
Selina grins as she guides Alex onto the dance floor. A soft, lilting orchestral song is playing, and Alex takes the lead, one hand resting on Selinaâs hip. Selina puts her hand on Alexâs shoulder, gazing at her with a soft, affectionate expression.Â
Alex likes getting to hold Selina like this. She wishes that she could for this whole party.Â
But she also knows that Selinaâs going to want to sneak off towards the auction hall. Sheâll want to get her hands on something prettyâ or something valuable to sell off.Â
Alex is at least glad that a lot of the money from things Selina steals go to charities. Sheâs always had a soft spot for animal shelters, but Alex knows sheâs given money to womenâs shelters too. Selina has a good heart, and thatâs something that Alex has always seen in her.Â
As they move across the dance floor, though, Alex needs to make sure that Selina doesnât take anything tonight.
âRemember to behave yourself,â she says.
Selina grins, a twinkle in her mismatched green and brown eyes. âI donât know what youâre implying.â
âYou know exactly what Iâm implying,â Alex replies. She leans closer to whisper, âKeep your hands to yourself.â
âAm I supposed to completely?â She trails one hand down Alexâs side, the other massaging between her shoulder blades.Â
âSelina.â
âI know,â she says, pulling back to look at Alex again to be sure she can see her roll her eyes. âNo stealing. But come on, Alley. I think both of us know we like the fun that comes from me getting into a little trouble.â
Selinaâs not wrong. As much as Alex can play the always moral, always righteous attorney and vigilante, itâs exciting to get to leap into action as Solitaire, to give chase to Selina as she gets into something she really shouldnât. Being with Selina under any circumstances is fun in a way that few other things are.
If thereâs one thing that Alex is completely sure of, itâs that Selina has made her life better. So, she tells herself, she can be a little more flexible with the rules.
âIf you do, at least be careful,â Alex says. She spins Selina around, with Selina coming to a stop in front of Alex again, pressing her back against her chest. This is definitely closer than the two of them should be for this dance, but Alex canât find it in her to point that out when this lets her hold Selina so close.
âI will,â Selina promises. She looks back over her shoulder to Alex. âAnd Iâm sure weâll find plenty of ways to entertain ourselves here either way.â
Alex gives her a quick kiss on the cheek, savoring the feeling of Selina in her arms. âYeah. Yeah, Iâm sure we will.â
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It's You - Choi San | Menace
Pairing: San x Reader
Genre: smut, crack, fluff, angst, roommates to lovers, BFFâs Lil Bro!AU
Series Rating: M (18+)
Drabble Warnings: sneaking around, slight exhibitionism, grinding, references to oral sex (f receiving), fingerfucking, San can't get enough of his Noona
Word Count:Â 1.7k
Disclaimers: NSFW, obviously I donât own ATZ - they just inspire me
Summary: He was only supposed to be a temporary roommate. Your best friendâs little brother, crashing on your couch for a few weeks. Thatâs it. How did this happen?
A/N:Â Just a little early Valentine's Day gift from me to you đ Please note: there's a time jump here - it's not picking up where the last vignette ended, but later.
Taglist is open! Reblog, comment, or send me an ask to be added! You can also send me any ideas/thoughts you might have for a future scenario - who knows, it might end up in a drabble! đ
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Sanâs been getting bolder lately.
This thing between you, unnamed because youâd decided it didnât need naming, nor did anyone else need to know - so far, itâs been easy to keep it a secret. Sanâs always been very affectionate, so no one blinks an eye at the arm draped over your shoulders when youâre hanging out on the couch, or the way he tugs you onto his lap at parties.Â
No one sees the way he kisses you when everyone leaves the room. Or how you roll your hips into his, making him groan into your ear while the party roars around you. Little touches, light teasing, all make the secret even better.Â
Youâre all over each other any time you have the apartment to yourselves. Which isnât often enough for your liking. Especially when Haneulâs back on the night shift. Then itâs the three of you together all day and you by yourself at night while San and his sister are both at work.Â
So the stolen moments are fewer and further between these weeks. The longing drives you up a wall. At least youâre not alone in your suffering, since clearly San is feeling the same way. You know this from the looks he gives you. The texts he sends. Heâs insatiable.Â
And itâs making him a little reckless.
Like the other day, for example. You were standing at the stove, lost in thought about your latest writing assignment as you stirred a pot of kimchi jigae. It was your turn to make dinner and you have very limited cooking skills, but stew? Stew is easy.Â
San was also in the kitchen, rummaging through the snacks crammed into the cabinets overhead.Â
âIf you can wait a few minutes, dinnerâs almost ready,â you informed him.Â
âBut Iâm hungry now,â he replied, and you just sighed, returning to your jigae. If you hadnât been so preoccupied with your assignment or with the food on the stove, you wouldâve clocked the gleam in his eye.Â
San came up behind you, crowding his body against yours. You let out a tiny squeak as he reached for a bag of chips on an upper shelf.
âExcuse me, Noona,â he whispered against the back of your neck. âJust need to grab something.â
âSan!â you hissed, careful not to be too loud. Your apartment is tiny, too tiny to have any walls separating the kitchen from the living room. Haneul was watching tv just a few feet away, back to you as she sat on the couch. âYour sister is right there.â
âI know that. But I told you. Iâm hungry.â He pressed forward, and you suppressed a moan, feeling him rubbing against your ass. You could picture how his cock looked at that moment, flushed and hard, straining to reach you through the layers of clothing between you. Itâd be so easy to let him tug your joggers down a little, you thought, and your back arched slightly at the idea, before you got a hold of yourself, straightening up with a huff.
You shot him a quick dirty look over your shoulder. âCould you be more obvious?â
San laughed. âOh, I could.â His free hand wrapped around your waist, holding you close while his lips brushed your ear. âLike if I popped you up on this counter right now and ate you out until you cried. Think sheâd notice then?â
The image was so strong, you perched on the edge, toes digging into Sanâs back as he buried his face in your cunt, that your vision went as white as your knuckles did gripping the spatula, and you let out a tiny whimper.
San correctly interpreted this sound as confirmation that youâd gotten his point. âMaybe Iâll do that anyway, after she leaves for work.âÂ
âYouâre a fucking menace,â you replied, voice trembling.Â
He dropped a kiss to your shoulder before backing away. âYeah, but you love it.â
Later, when he made good on his promise, hands firmly keeping your ass in place on the counter as his tongue made your hips buck, you realized you do. You love every minute of it.Â
So tonight, when you notice him giving you the eye from the other end of the couch, even though his sisterâs sitting in the armchair, mere inches from you, you donât look away. Youâre sitting with space between you and San, a rarity, but itâs intentional. Youâre so keyed up right now, a single touch from San might make you come undone. So youâre holding it together until Haneul leaves.
But that doesnât stop you from letting him know youâre wanting him too. You bite your lip as you gaze back, to be met by a rising smirk, which does nothing to cool you down.
Haneulâs shift is starting soon, a fact that all three of you are hyper aware of, though for entirely different reasons. She should be showering right now, but sheâs dragging her feet to catch the end of some movie she and San have been watching. Youâve become intimately familiar with Haneulâs pre-work routine, finding yourself literally counting down the minutes lately before she leaves you and San alone on a rare night when heâs not working.
After what feels like ages, the movie blessedly ends, but Haneul doesnât rise, stretching in her seat.Â
You break. âDonât you need to get going?âÂ
âEh, Iâll just bring Yeosang some coffee and heâll forgive me for being late,â she says. âHe always says Iâm his favorite coworker anyway.âÂ
âI thought he had better taste than that,â San pipes up, earning himself a middle finger from his sister.Â
âWhatever. You love me too.â She glances at you. âYou know, heâs not seeing that waitress anymore. I could tell him to text you, if youâre still interested?âÂ
If you looked over right now, youâre pretty sure youâd find San studying your reaction, which is why you try to keep your face as blank as possible. âOh, I donât - I donât know⌠um, Iâll think about it.âÂ
She shrugs. âSuit yourself. But I wouldnât give it too much thought. A sweet guy like him wonât be single for long.â She finally shuffles towards the bathroom, and you breathe a sigh of relief, turning to San, only to be met with a cheeky smile.
âYeosang, hmm?â He wiggles his eyebrows.Â
âShut up.â You can feel flames of embarrassment licking at your cheeks. âYour sister asked what I thought about him once and I said he was cute, okay? Thatâs all.â Youâre not sure why you feel so defensive, but San obviously notices.Â
âI didnât say anything,â he states, raising his hands. Yet that bright grin of his remains.
âWell good. Keep it that way,â you say, shaking your head when he laughs. âYou really are an absolute menace, you know th- â
San suddenly raises his finger to his lips. Confused, you stop talking. He points to the hallway, where you can hear the squeak of the shower being turned on. Then he mimics zipping his lips, and inclines his head, silently asking if you understand.Â
You nod, heart skipping in your chest.Â
San grabs the blanket off the back of the couch and drapes it over your lap and his. Then his arm disappears beneath the soft fabric, and you feel his hand warm on your stomach before itâs diving under the waistband of your joggers.
âS-san,â you stutter. âWait.â You canât. You shouldnât. Right?Â
He doesnât pull his hand away, but doesnât move it any further. âDo you want me to stop?â
Thereâs something so dangerous in his eyes right now, in the way he looks at you. Youâre afraid you might become addicted to him.Â
Who are you kidding? You already know you are.Â
âWe have to be quick.âÂ
San grins at your response. He tilts his head, leaning towards you, and you accept his kiss with hungry lips. His fingers slip between your legs, tracing over your clothed slit, picking up more arousal with each pass.Â
âGonna make you forget all about anyone else,â he murmurs, tongue gliding against yours. As if youâre thinking about anyone else right now. As if thereâs anyone who could make you feel like San does. Thankfully, his mouth muffles your whimper when he pushes your panties aside and slides his middle finger in, sinking right up to his knuckles in one smooth glide.Â
âNghh,â you groan, and San pushes his tongue into your mouth, trying to muffle your noises with the wet muscle like a gag. But despite the enthusiasm with which heâs trying, itâs not enough. Itâs his fault, really, given that heâs the one with two fingers curling inside you now, stroking you just right.Â
You start to pant, lungs shaky as need consumes you, and San pulls back, examining your face for a moment, before he shakes his head and clamps his hand over your mouth. âAlways so loud, Noona. Do you want to get us caught?âÂ
You moan involuntarily, surprising yourself, and he drops his head onto your shoulder, fucking you faster with one hand while smothering your whining with the other. His hot, heavy exhalations on your neck are the only sign that heâs worked up too.
When your orgasm hits, you twitch and spasm, stomach and thighs quaking. He holds his hand firm over your mouth, letting you grind against his other hand while you ride it out, until youâre completely spent, making no more sound.
Your heart rattles in your chest when you lift your head. San catches your eye, a tiny smirk on his lips, and you impulsively press a kiss to it, transforming it into a full blown smile. You didnât realize you were an alchemist.Â
When Haneul emerges from the bathroom, she finds you curled in the corner of the couch under the blanket. Sanâs in the kitchen, rooting through the fridge. You hope you look calm and relaxed, that your best friend canât hear the way your heart is still racing.Â
âAll right, kids. Try not to have too much fun while Iâm gone.âÂ
Haneulâs footsteps have barely faded outside the door before youâre on your feet, tugging San towards your bedroom. After all that waiting, youâre not wasting a second more.
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Š 2023-24 by minisugakoobies. Crossposted to AO3. Please do not copy or repost. I do not allow translations of my work.
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I'm horny so I'm writing about my thoughts.
warnings: nsfw, fem reader, mdni, blowjobs, sex in different positions, some size kinks, nipple play, possible breeding, man handling if u squint
words: idk I didn't count but it's a lot
ft:: yuji, kuroo, bokuto, and sukuna
Yuji Itadoriđ
He's been brain rotting for a while and it's annoying how much I think about him, but I love him too much to make him move out.
I love thinking about how heavy his cock must get when he's hard, and ready to come. It'd probably tilt with a thick vein pulsing along the underside so it makes him Ă 10 more sensitive when you suck him off. He's probably not super long like kuroo would be, but he'd definitely be on the thicker side.
I wouldn't be surprised if he turned out to be ashamed about being average, but I'm drooling over that stretch baby boy dw đ¤¤đ
He'd definitely taste.. interesting. I don't see him tasting super sweet like gojo or something, I see him tasting like a savory meal if that makes any sense?
Something like a meal you'd never want to forget or finish early. If yk what I mean, ty. đ
He'd definitely try and be gentle during sex and hand/blowjobs. Yuji knows he's a strong boy so being careful of his grip and thrusts is something he has anxiety about often. When he's close though, he'll be in cloud nine and forget what he's doing.
Bucking his hips while his thighs tense and practically vibrate as his climax nears. Praising him is such a great way to tell him "I'm okay" even though his cum's covering your face and lips.
Different positions he loves: doggy, reverse cowgirl, and missionary
While Yuji does think that your sex life needs lots of spice, he's really willing to do whatever it takes to make you cum! He loves the simple things, but watching you masturbate in front of him gets him drooling and hard.
Kuroo TetsurođââŹ
He definitely makes me want to scream daddy at the top of my lungs but then want to cuddle him and kiss his forehead for hours while reading my favorite book or watching a horror movie.
Daddy? I'm sorry. Daddy? I'm sorry.
I get the vibe from kuroo that he lives to eat pussy to relieve his own stress.
Work getting too much? Eat pussy. Staying up too late fucking? Eat pussy + the cream pie. He'd like a girl that'd know how to edge and tease him, even though he'd flat out deny this.
He'd feel hot and heavy over constant teasing remarks or suggestive compliments. Offering a massage during a game would also make him want to kiss you and cuddle you for hours.
Kuroo loves spice.
He'll bring in some kind of toy like a vibrator or ask to fuck on the couch instead of in the bedroom.
(I wouldn't doubt he'd try role-playing.)
Kuroo's just above average with a slimmer cock, but it's big no matter how you put it. He's probably not a sweets guy, but I'd end up making him something like strawberries to make him taste like candy.
Kuroo himself probably tastes like bokuto and yuji since all of them are incredibly athletic and active in their daily lives. He's not ashamed of himself either and probably grooms regularly to keep it "presentable."
Positions and places he adores: the hook, standing doggy, anything that involves a counter
He'd probably try doing role plays that involve his job or his past. Like, volleyball coach fucks captain or something. He's a wildcard tho so I can't say for sure đ
Bokuto KĹtaruđŚ
A owl man that's energy is so contagious and sexy I'd like to eat his ass like a fucking mealâ he's the obsession, he's the moment, he's a himbo sweetheart.
Bokuto doesn't hate his ass or his massive man tits, but he doesn't like that they steal the show. We all know that his ass was stolen from a bakery and that those thighs are illegal.
This might, or might not, be an unpopular opinion BUT I would eat his ass any day. I love this man's body sm it's like a plus with his sweet and energetic personality.
He'd be so touchie when it comes to sex, and he probably has a cute nickname for it tbh. He knows that his thighs are a weakness so he'll use them to slick up your pussy and panties while he's busy playing with ur tits and neck.
"feel good baby? Like my tongue?"
Verbal, loud, fast, and rough.
Bokutos strength shines through when the bed's creaking, your ass is jiggling beautifully on his pelvis, and your screams are nothing short of gorgeous. Bokuto loves to use your tits and hips as his personal love handles.
Massive calloused palms that are rough to the touch but feel amazing rubbing and flicking at your nipples.
His moans r loud but so hot. He'll also chuckle in a low tone if you cum more than once around his cock in the first round. (I would, I have.)
Positions? Yes: doggy, missionary, against the wall, in his lap, mating press
His cock is a proud 8 with a thickness that makes u think he stole a muffin or two to feed it. Damn does that stretch hurt but it sounds really good in your pussy!!!
Sukuna Ryomenđ
A devil in life, a devil in the sheets. He'll break your back and break you in one sitting but torture you with his many tongues. It's funny to think about Sukuna being disappointed when he first reincarnates since he doesn't have those swoll cocâ
Sukuna is so wild during sex it's like a ride of its own. I'm basing this more on how he is in the manga and anime rather than a romantic version. So, let's begin shall we? ^^
Lord Ryomen does love a little challenge even though it thoroughly annoys him. Having a woman that's fully submissive for him and only him but will get on his nerves regularly makes him want to make sure you know your place over and over.
What better way than to fuck you with his monster cock(s)?
The Vessel version of him is definitely rougher than the true form. True form is bigger, but has a little patience in my opinion. Vessel version has none and since he only has one, he'll make another just to punish you.
My own personal favorite part of Sukuna isn't the tattoos, surprise surprise! I love them fucking biceps and that face. Both true form and vessel.
Tracing my fingers along them as a past time yes, but I'll be holding onto those arms for dear life while burning his face into my brain. Seeing how his eyes will shine while forcing my pussy to accommodate him.
Positions or mild suggestions?: Anything that allows him to fuck your pussy(and asshole let's be honest), does enjoy a show so maybe cowgirl, cuddle fucking when he's lazy or tired
His cock(s) have a powerful taste seeing as he's a cursed spirit rather than a normal human. I doubt he'll taste any better than what it normally tastes like, but I'd still suck it like my life depends on it đ
Sukuna doesn't have an official size in his vessel for seeing as he can just change it to what he wants. But in true form, he is definitely over 8 inches and thicker than anything.
Take a Coke 2 liter bottle and imagine Sukuna's cocks. That's probably about accurate.
Loved writing for my favorite boys, and I honestly loved imagining them. I'm tagging some ppl I think would enjoy this, but if you want to be removed for any reason pls lmk!!â¤ď¸
Tags: @yuujispinkhair, @xxnghtclls
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I can't get the thought of stalker!soap out of my mind... stalker!soap obsessed with a college girlie who moved away from home to study in a foreign place, perhaps he sees her in a cafe or something... follows the lonely girlie to her cheap rented apartment... breaking in, touching her while she sleeps, jerking of with her stolen panties... perhaps he eventually decides to kidnap the poor girl... i am all here for somnophilia, size kink, dub con, kidnapping and stalking... the dirtier the better...
- can i be the đâ⏠anon? Just found your blog, love it <3
thanks for reading my stuff!!!!! ily <3
stalker johnny is something that can be so personal
stalker!soap is obsessed with you from just a glance. doesn't really matter what you're doing or wearing or even what you look like - he gets a glance and he's just a goner. sees you and knows immediately that you're his, or meant to be his at least <3
and when he follows you home and he sees how terrible your little apartment is, he knows he's meant to take care of you. you're working yourself to the bone just to have so little :( makes his heart hurt to see how little you have when he could give you so much more!!! keep you so so happy and pampered!!!!
breaks in when you're asleep and traces hands over your features and your body, just absolutely enamored with how beautiful you are. plays with your ass cheeks a little, jiggling them back and forth and giggling to himself. spends time kissing every inch of your body, just so so in love with his girl already
johnny is totally the type to hide in your closet and jack off while he watches you doing just the most mundane shit. peeks past your bathroom door while you're showering. he totally gets off on the idea of you catching him at any moment, so he's ducking in and out of the open apartment. he'll literally just stand behind you while you're washing dishes and revel in the fact that he's a foot away and you have no idea
you'll take a shower and he'll steal the panties you'd just lay out, jack off in them, and hold a palm over his mouth to disguise his moan when you put them on without a care in the world. drives him insane to know you'll be holding him so close all day without even knowing
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Your face is flushed, heart beating erratically, still very much affected by the orgasm provided by the demon. Where are your manners? You, still only a naĂŻve human, play the teasing demon right into his hands, mewling âIâm sorry.â, as the realization of that youâd just used a demon to get off hits you.
But yes, you know precisely what he wants from you, and you also know that you have no choice but to comply. Meeting his gaze with doe eyes of your own, you whisper shyly âI⌠I have never, uhm, done this, beforeâŚâ Unaware that the demon already knows, having personally taken care of the occasional suitors that have looked your wayâŚ
Still, you move your hand to timidly touch the wet patch on his underwear, then lifting your fingers to your lips, tasting his need on your tounge. The action immediately earning you a groan from the demon, making you feel more confident. You trace the outline of his cock gently from the base to the tip before you carefully drag down his underwear and release him. The demonâs painfully hard cock standing tall against his stomach.Â
"âŚWill you be gentle?" you ask quietly. Although you most certainly already know the answer to that. /đââŹ
âGentle...â The demon snickers at your question, shaking his head. He grasps your chin, drawing you in to kiss you deep and quick. His long tongue swirls around yours, then withdraws as a messy string of saliva follows his lips.
âI have been awfully gentle with you already, you know?â He continues to speak while using the saliva heâd stolen from your mouth with his tongue, spitting it into his hand, then brings the slickness of his palm down to coat the dripping head of his length, mixing it with his precum.
âYou must know how meaningful that is,â Jungkook grasps his length tight in his fist, stroking it a few times while looking at you--- through you, motioning with his free hand for you to scoot closer, âSit on me, then. Show me your pace, use my cock.â
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Happy birthday to my beautiful and perfect wife <3
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đŤ - "i think i love you."
For anyone you wish
This time I'm doing the prompt for Selina! This is just a cute little fic from earlier on in the Alley Cat relationship
Rating: Gen
Genre: Fluff
Words: 832 words
Divider by racingairplanes
Alex realizes that sheâs in love with Selina over a can of cat food.Â
The two of them have been dating for a while. Theyâve moved past the awkward getting to know you phase, one that took longer than usual for the two of them to make their way through considering the layers of personas each of them wear on a daily basis. But theyâve started to slip into a familiar routine, spending time at each otherâs apartments, going on dates like theyâre two normal people and not vigilantes living double lives.Â
Alex is sitting on the couch in Selinaâs apartment one night, watching a movie while mindlessly scrolling through pictures on her phone. She doesnât have a ton of pictures sheâs taken on itâ most of her photo reel is made up of screenshots and pieces of art people have done online. A lot of the screenshots are ones that she doesnât need, with her current goal being to check what all of them are so she can delete them and clear up space. But as she looks through, the pictures sheâs taken stand out from the rest of her gallery.Â
She has a lot of pictures of Selinaâs cats. Alex tries not to have a favorite, but she tends to take the most pictures of Artemis. Sheâs a beautiful Maine Coon mix with vibrant green eyes, and her fur is so soft. There are plenty of other pictures on her phone of the other cats too, each of them representing a range of cat breeds and coat colors, all of which are adorable. It can be hard on Alexâs allergies sometimes to be around them, but itâs worth it for the cats.Â
And, of course, itâs worth it for Selina. Alex has a lot of pictures of her on her phone too. Some of them are ones she took, others are ones Selina sent her. She likes to send Alex pictures from time to time, showing off her outfit or some of the new jewelry she got. She looks stunning in every picture sheâs sent, just like she does in all of the pictures Alex has taken of her on their dates.Â
Selina comes to join Alex on the couch after sheâs done feeding the cats. Itâs always a time consuming processâ there are so many of them that she has to take her time getting everything prepared for them.Â
âAre all the children fed?â Alex asks, half joking.
âTheyâre all attended to. Donât let them convince you that youâre starving,â Selina replies. She sighs, stretching. Alex thinks that itâs cute how she stretches a little like a cat too. âWeâre out of wet food, though.â
âDamn,â she says.
âItâll be fine. Iâll just have to get some from the store tomorrow.â
âI could always grab some on my way home from work,â Alex says. Her office isnât far from one of the pet stores that the two of them like to frequent. She doesnât mind stopping by to get some, especially since she knows that Selina and the cats could use it.Â
Sheâd be happy to do anything she can for Selina.
âThanks, beautiful.â
Alexâs heart skips a beat in her chest at that. Selinaâs gorgeous, and itâs always nice getting compliments from her. There are few people that can make Alex feel so special, and every kind word from Selina is one she cherishes. Being with her is unlike anything else sheâs ever experienced.
âI think I love you,â Alex says. It's a relief to say outloud, like it's something she's been holding in.
Selina smiles, a bit of the playful edge thatâs usually there shining through but more genuine than usual. Less like sheâs performing, and more like sheâs completely self assured. Thatâs always something that Alex has admired about her.Â
But as Selina leans closer to Alex, perching herself on her lap, all Alex can think of is just how close she is and how soft her lips look.Â
âWell, I know that I love you, Alley,â Selina says.Â
Alexâs heart skips a beat in her chest, and a warm feeling washes over her as Selina closes the distance between them, kissing her. Her lips are soft, but she kisses so passionately that Alex canât think of anything but Selina.Â
By the time their lips break apart, Alex is breathing heavily and feeling giddy. She smiles at Selina, liking the way her lipstickâs been smudged.Â
She loves Selina. She knows she does, itâs just harder for her to verbalize. But she loves every second she spends with her, and she loves watching the way Selina looks at her, proud at having gotten her to lower her guard.Â
âCan I offer you kisses in exchange for the cat food?â Selina asks teasingly.
Alex laughs. âSeems like a fair trade.â
âAgreed.â Selina gives her another quick kiss. âYouâre very cute.â
âSo are you,â Alex says.
She doesnât think there could be anything cuter than the woman she loves.
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Christmas Gifts
Merry Christmas to all who celebrate! I wanted to write something to celebrate, so here's a fluffy little ficlet of Selina and Alex exchanging gifts with each other
Rating: Gen
Genre: Fluff
Words: 1124 words
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Itâs been a long time since Christmas has made Alex as excited as she was when she was a kid. Maybe it was back when she stopped believing in Santa that the holiday felt less special, or maybe itâs just because sheâs been so busy with life that itâs hard to slow down. But as Alex sits by the Christmas tree with Selina, itâs easier to remember the feeling of excitement from when she was a kid.
Thereâs no magic thereâ especially since now Alex knows real magic, and knows itâs not nearly as fun as Kris Kringle and elves making giftsâ but thereâs something else. A joy that comes with being with the woman that she loves most, maybe.Â
They took turns opening up gifts. Alex had insistedâ that was the fairest way to do it. Itâs been fun seeing Selina open up the things Alex got for her. Some of them are more for fun, like a cute pair of fuzzy socks with cats on them, but she tried to mix that with practicality like she did with a new leather jacket for Selina to wear. And Alex couldnât help but be excited as she opened each gift from Selinaâ all ones that she insists were legally acquired.Â
Selina always has had a good eye for things. Alex guesses itâs something that a thief needs to be good at. If youâre going to steal something from someone, you have to be able to tell whatâs valuable. Orâ if the target is more personalâ you have to be able to tell what someone would hate to lose because of how much they value it.Â
That knowledge must apply in reverse too, because Selinaâs a skilled gift giver. She got Alex some of the comics she had on her to buy list for a while, as well as a new laptop thatâs bound to be better than her current one that's E key barely works. But Alex thinks her favorite gift is a new ring made from a thin black band with a silver crescent moon on it, a gemstone decorated spinner in the space left by the moon.Â
As Alex finishes putting away the wrapping paper around a new mug Selina got herâ itâs patterned with the constellationsâ theyâre down to only one more gift. Alex scoops up the box wrapped in cat-themed wrapping paper, offering it to Selina.
âThis last oneâs for you,â she says.Â
âHmm, what a shame that the whole gift givingâs about to end,â Selina says, taking the box and looking it over. She glances over to Alex, raising an eyebrow. âIs this going to be a good grand finale?â
âI think so. But I guess youâll just have to see, now wonât you?â Alex replies.Â
She knows Selina likes this part of the gift giving almost as much as the gifts themselves. She likes the theatricality, the anticipation. Alex isnât too different on that front. Though for her itâs more about trying to solve the mystery of what could be hidden in each gift. She had pretty good accuracy with this yearâs gifts, though she wasnât able to tell what her new forever rose was just from the box.Â
But now she gets to enjoy the fun of seeing Selina open this gift. In Alexâs opinion, itâs the best one she got.Â
Selina unwraps the gift, glancing up at Alex with a playful smile on her face as she strips off the wrapping paper, getting down to the slim, light gray box.Â
âYou got me jewelry, didnât you?â she asks.Â
âMaybe. Or maybe I just put a gift card in there,â Alex replies, taking a sip of her coffee.
âHa,â Selina replies. âI know you too well to think youâd do that.â
She opens the box, revealing a necklace inside. Its chain is made of a delicate silver that glitters under the light of the Christmas tree. Selina gives a low hum as she looks over it, her pretty green eyes landing on the charm at the end of the necklace. Itâs the outline of two hearts interlocked together, one lined with rubies and diamonds while the other alternates between diamonds and amethysts.Â
It was an expensive gift to get a hold of. Alex had to get it custom made. But she would gladly pay the price again with the way Selina looks at it, her fingers tracing over the two hearts. Sheâs always loved shiny things, but the way she looks at this is different, more soft and with that lovely look of adoration that she gives to Alex when she thinks she isnât looking. Thereâs still a smile on her face, but now itâs more gentle and almost could be described as lovesick.Â
Alex really is enamored with Selina. Â
âOh, Alley,â Selina says. âThis is gorgeous.â
âItâs a perfect match for you then,â Alex says.Â
Selina looks up at her, the more playful expression from before returning to her face. âFlatterer.â
âWell, you deserve only the best.â
Selina laughs. She takes the necklace fully out of the box now, holding the chain between her slim fingers.Â
âThank you,â she says.Â
âYouâre welcome,â Alex replies. She pauses before adding, âThe rubies and amethysts reminded me of the two of us.â
Selina takes a closer look now at the heart charms. âHmm. Purple for me, red for you?â
âYeah.â
âGod, youâre sweet,â she says. She stands up, closing the distance between them as she takes a seat next to Alex. âWhat did I do to end up with an angel like you?â
Alex laughs. âWe both know Iâm not an angel.â
âYou are to me,â Selina replies. She presses a quick kiss to her cheek. âThank you.â
âYouâre welcome.â
âCould you help me put this on?âÂ
âSure thing,â Alex says.Â
Selina comes even closer now, taking a seat on Alexâs lap. She passes the necklace to her, letting Alex undo the clasp at the end. As Alex places it around her neck, she wishes that she could see what Selina looks like with it on. Even in her pajamas of an old tank top and yoga pants, sheâs sure she looks stunning. Alex closes the clasp on the back of the necklace, moving to give Selina a quick kiss on the nape of her neck.
Selina turns around now, repositioning so the two of them are face to face. She cups Alexâs cheek in her hand.
âMerry Christmas, lover,â Selina says.Â
âMerry Christmas, gorgeous,â Alex replies.Â
This time, she presses a kiss to Selinaâs lips, their mouths moving together. Alexâs fingers tangle in Selinaâs hair, and Selina responds by putting one hand on her chest. And Alex thinks that this might be the best Christmas gift of all.
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ask meme for Selina!
I got her a couple times, so here she is!
What made me like them
idk there's just something so compelling about her. Selina's a really complicated person, and she's also really pretty. I also started getting into her from the Telltale game, so shout out to it lol
My favorite thing about them
Selina's someone that's kindhearted, even if she doesn't always show it. She wants to protect people that usually get left behind by others, and she has her own strong sense of justice, even if that doesn't always align with the law
Nicknames we have for each other
Selina has a lot of nicknames for Alex including gorgeous, beautiful, sugar, babe, sweetie, and Alley. Alex only has a couple of nicknames for her, usually beautiful, baby, and cat
A headcanon of our relationship/friendship
Selina enjoys spending her time at animal shelters, and she does what she can to help out with the cats there. She brings Alex along on this sometimes for dates, with the two of them getting to play with the cats together. It usually starts bothering Alex's allergies after a while, but she's willing to push through for Selina
My favorite image of them
I love Sway's covers of her so much
Anything else!
Selina I will free you from your current writers. I will save you. I would treat you better
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Hi, and welcome to another episode of Sophia Is Tired Of How Her Mixed F/Os Are Made Pale. This time starring Selina with some quick edits on my phone
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48 for the kisses prompts! <3
Kiss prompts:Â 48 - playfully
This one took a little bit, but here we are! I ended up pumping out the entire fic today bcs I wanted to do a little birthday thing with Selina. This hasn't been edited tho and I'm not looking over anything I wrote so if you see a typo or something that doesn't make sense, don't worry about it. I have a headache right now and wrote this in less than and hour, it's a miracle it's as good as it is
Rating: G
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 995 words
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âCatch me if you can, baby.â
What Selina said echoes in Alexâs head as she chases her wife across the rooftops of Gotham. Wind whips through Alexâs hair as she leaps over an alleyway below, landing with a grunt. Selina doesnât seem to struggle nearly as much as she uses her whip to pull her forward, bounding ahead with a gymnastâs grace.
Theyâve been at this for what has to have been half an hour now. Alex isnât tired, not yet. Sheâs used to running through Gotham like this at a full sprint, but now she at least gets to run at a lighter pace. Itâs almost relaxingâ some light exercise compared to the usual challenges she faces as she fights crime.Â
There arenât any real stakes here. Itâs been a long time since Alex has had to worry about chasing Selina down after a particularly big score, not that she ever cared much about when the cat burglar stole things. The only reason they were ever on opposing sides was because Selina had a more flexible view of the law than Alex did.Â
They still donât agree on everything, but theyâre far past the point where theyâd fight with each other. Now the only chases they have are ones like these, challenges to each other to play on both of their competitive spirits.
Selinaâs always in sight, just a little bit ahead of Alex. Itâs obvious from the way that she moves that sheâs been doing this for years. Sheâs nimble and acrobatic, navigating everything ahead of her with ease. Itâs almost like watching a dancer whoâs spent years honing her craft, every move is poised and calculated.
But Alex has been doing this for years too. Sheâs not nearly as flashy as Selina isâ she doesnât bother with any flourishes or cheeky looks over her shoulder at the other woman as she does. She sprints forward, keeping an eye out on everything around her. Because if Selinaâs greatest strength is her agility, Alexâs is that sheâs observant and knows how to play off of her environment.Â
Selina leaps over the gap between two buildings, using her whip to grapple onto the side of the one across the way. She pulls herself up, smiling over her shoulder to Alex.
âKeep up, lover,â she teases.
Alex rolls her eyes but canât help but grin. Sheâll never be as playful as Selina is. Sheâs always been far more on the serious side. But sheâll always appreciate her wifeâs sense of humor.Â
As Selina pulls herself up onto the opposite building, Alex gives the area a once over. On that building, thereâs a flag pole. An American flag whips in the wind, just barely visible in the dark of the night. But Alex can still see an opportunity.
She jumps across the gap of the alleyway below, stumbling a little bit as she grabs at the fire escape lining it. Sheâs going to lag a little more behind Selina now, but at least she has an idea as she pulls a knife from the sheath on her thigh.
Selina wouldnât go too far ahead. She likes the chase as much as Alex has. If sheâs too far away, itâll be less fun for her.Â
And thatâs exactly what Alex is counting on as she makes it onto the top of the building.Â
Selinaâs there, having moved ahead but not so much that she would have been running the whole time since Alex leapt. She was waiting, not wanting to get too far ahead and lose the fun of this.Â
Alex knows an opportunity when she sees one.Â
As Selina sees that the chase can begin again, Alex throws her knife upward.Â
Itâs obvious that Selina saw it, even if it is hard to see her eyes behind the lenses on her mask. Thereâs an unspoken question there, but Alex knows exactly what sheâs doing.
The knife goes upward, shearing through the ties holding the flag on the pole. It flutters downward, towards the roof. Right into Selinaâs path.
Selinaâs good at dodging. Sheâs fast on her feet and able to navigate just about any obstacle that sheâll face. But the flag falling forces her to swerve, trying to get out of the way and reroute.
And thatâs just the opportunity that Alex needs to catch up to her.
She sprints to close the distance between the two of them, all but tackling Selina to the ground.Â
Selina lets out a grunt at the impact, writhing in Alexâs arms to roll over so theyâre face to face. Alex hopes that she didnât tackle her too hard. Sheâd hate to have bruised Selina, even if she knows that Selina would consider it all in good fun.Â
But she doesnât look hurt as she rolls over to look at Alex. Selina makes a show of trying to wriggle out from under her, but itâs obvious that sheâs just doing that. She doesnât want to get away, and sheâs more than happy to put a hand on Alexâs hip as she gives up the fight.Â
âLooks like I could catch you,â Alex says with a grin.Â
âOh, yes, youâre very talented,â Selina drawls. A smirk is on her face, and Alex wouldnât be surprised if she had something else up her sleeve. But, then again, she always does.Â
Thatâs part of what Alex loves about Selina. Alex has never liked surprises, but thereâs something about the way Selina always manages to keep her on her toes thatâs exciting. Because at the end of the day, she knows that she can always trust Selina.Â
âThank you,â Alex whispers, reaching up to cup Selinaâs cheek in her hand. She hates being vulnerable like this, but thatâs another thing thatâs easier around Selina.Â
âMhm. Happy birthday, baby,â Selina says. She plants a quick kiss on Alexâs lips, a playful smile coming to her face. âSo. Are you ready to go have some more fun?â
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ita bag update! Itâs technically done for now since Iâm not actively looking for anything, the curse of being a grad school student that makes exactly $80 a week đ
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I got a Selina keychain and Miggy sticker today! Selinaâs double sided
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For Selina:
How long have you been seeing your s/o? Also, are you guys partners in crime or do you two do separate things?
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Alex and I have been together for a long time, about a decade, but married for about 5 years. And at the beginning it was all very on and off, you know how it is behind masks
But to that point, we certainly aren't partners in crime. She's the beautiful do-gooder, I'm the super criminal to anti-hero depending on my mood. But we know how to keep a business and pleasure balance with that kind of thing, and at this point I'm not doing nearly the kind of thing that would make us actual enemies
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