#🐰ྀི yapping

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Guys um sorry for being low-key fucking dead but look! Leon Plushie!

The fact he’s near the same size as my cinnamoroll plushie is crazy to me😭 Leon the fatty

#🐰ྀི yapping #Resident Evil #Leon Kennedy #leon scott kennedy #Leon Kennedy plushie #he’s so silly #and really heavy #we’re gonna ignore the sheer amount of money I spent on him

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#𝜗𝜚˖ ࣪₊˚ soamericns blog intro! #formula 1 #f1 fanfic #formula one #f1 #oscar piastri #fanfic #blog #navigation #masterlist #cuntry #george russell #fanfiction #oneshot #f1 imagine #f1 fic #formula one fic #lando norris #intro post #alex albon

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GUYS ITS A SPECIAL DAY CLAWDEEN HAS BEEN CONFIRMED AS A LESBIAN OMGGGG MY QUEEN!!! AND TORALEI-

This is from the official pride comics that also makes Kieran and Spelldon official oh my god-

#🐰ྀི yapping #monster high #monster high g1 #clawdeen wolf #toralei stripe #sorry I’m acc so happy #I’ve been obsessed with mh since it came out #jumping for joy rn

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When I say I ordered this mf so quick when I saw he was being rereleased I mean lightning speed :3

#🐰ྀི yapping #resident evil #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #leon duck #gonna have him match my ada duck #he’s so silly and tiny he’s gonna look cute with my leon nendroid when it arrives #if you saw that spelling mistake #NO YOU DID NOT #:3

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British Squad as sylvanian families

@d10nyx, me, @thevirgincherry and @sqiim

#🐰ྀི yapping #mutuals <3 #cherry 🍒 #nyx🐈 #winky🐕 #guys I swear I’ll read your stuff soon #you just gotta give me a moment #so ill I swear I’m dying

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So me and my friend were on call making like boards of our fav characters we crush on and I uh, noticed a pattern in mine (I like my men muscular or looking like a divorced alcoholic dad who doesn’t pay child support lmfao)

#🐰ྀི yapping #I’m so basic for this #I like guys to be older than me lmao #jjk #aot #demon slayer #final fantasy #genshin impact #honkai star rail #dmc #mads mikkelsen #jjba

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Love spending my evenings getting harassed by pest control 😁

Details underneath bc it’s long as fuck

So basically last week me and my mum were in the garden and saw this huge fucking rat (like the length of its body alone was the length of my forearm) and immediately called a pest control service but they wanted £200 and were kill only, we don’t want the rants killed just removed and nest gone.

Anyways my mum struggled to find somewhere who would do it without killing them below £200 so she put out some posts in hopes of finding someone to do it. This independent company contacted her and said they’ll come do it for £160 kill no killing involved so my mum agrees and like they said they’ll come round Saturday (today between 10am-2pm). Today rolls around the guys doing it ring my mum saying they’ll come round a little later as they got stuck at doing a job but they won’t be later than 3pm. Anyways surprise they don’t turn and dodge my mums calls.

Then at 9:05 two guys turn up, like banging on our door asking for the money before they do it. My mum tells them not a chance, they’ve messed her around and says she’ll find someone else do it. They then hang around, keep knocking on our, shouting through the letter box, ringing our doorbell and just loitering around our drive saying they won’t leave until they get paid for the products they were going to use. My step dad talks to them through the ring doorbell being nice cause at this point I was having a panic attack from how disruptive they were being and he said to them like it’s just not gonna happen and they should leave because my mums calling the police (which she actually was) and that it will look bad for their company if that happens. They still refused and then stayed claiming we had to pay them for their equipment they would have used (they didn’t even put the stuff down the garden since we wouldn’t let them). Anyways they left like 10 minutes ago now but im literally still calming down and won’t be sleeping tonight due to my anxiety😭

#🐰ྀི yapping #god why do men #like did they need to get so rude #and just literally keep shouting through the letterbox #my anxiety is too severe for this lmfao

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Anyways here’s some shitty Picsart edits I made while being ill lmao😭

#🐰ྀི yapping #jjk #resident evil #chris redfield #albert wesker #gojo satoru #yuta okkotsu

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Guys sorry I’ve been dead but look- New phone theme!!

Also put my old one below bc I think it’s super cute and kinda miss it already lmao :333

#🐰ྀི yapping #resident evil #Ada Wong #Silent Hill #heather mason #Maria #phone theme #the fact I studied two subjects that taught me how to use adobe photoshop really well but I still choose picsart everytime lmao

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No because tell me why some guy I turned down when I went clubbing on Saturday somehow found my insta despite me not giving it out to anyone😭

#🐰ྀི yapping #actually terrified #this man is well into his 40s as well #how tf did he even manage it

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Tell me why I’m scrolling through Pinterest tryna find a good pfp of Dante and I see people have uploaded pics of Dante where they have taken away his beard and wrinkles like what 😭 let him age!! Let me have my crusty old man in peace please :3

#🐰ྀི yapping #dante sparda #dmc #devil may cry #it’s so annoying #like leave him be #let him be old

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If I keep getting ill I’m going to fucking lose it I swear

#🐰ྀི yapping #NO BC I JUST GOT MY PERIOD #AND CANT MOVE TOO QUICKLY WITHOUT VOMITING #NOW I HAVE A REALLY SORE THROAT #AND A BLOCKED NOSE #OUT OF NOWHERE #NOT TO MENTION THE CONSTANT COUGHING #sorry I’m like genuinely gonna go insane #this can’t keep happening I get so ill so fucking often #vicks vapo rub saving my life rn #anyways guys trust I’ll catch up on all ur fics soon you just gotta give me a moment

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No because I was showering and usually I’m careful when washing my body because of my piercings but I wasn’t this time and my shower rose caught onto one of my nipple bars and I swear I saw the light for a solid moment </3

#🐰ྀི yapping #luckily I managed to untangle it and it’s all good #but I swear I was about to pass away if it ripped out #god gives his hardest battle to his stupidest soldiers I swear

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Guys I’m already thinking about doing another pink theme for my blog…fighting the urge to go back…

#🐰ྀི yapping #idk I wanna keep this theme bc I like it #but the pink urge is strong #and I’m very weak #idk maybe I’ll leave it till spring and do it then #like a little spring clean omg

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Guys I’m slow wtf is the boop thingy and how do I get the paws :3

#🐰ྀི yapping #genuinely so slow #and swear I’m gonna catch up on all ur fics trust!! #finally not ill anymore

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Hozier announced a special edition of Wasteland Baby! I’m gonna lose it I need that vinyl NOW!!!

#🐰ྀི yapping #hozier #wasteland baby! #sorry I love him sm #saw him live July 2023 and I’ve been obsessed since #need my 6’5 Irish man now #his hands are huge btw