#((figuratively of course))

[thatmonroe]

when life feels like a nightmare.. try grabbing a bite

#figuratively of course

[llamaheart]

Got the Better Mixologist reward trait for Shirley but I see little to no chance on mastering the Mixology skill... well, maybe in another generation! Until then, drinks up 🥂

#Figuratively of course #I'm a teetotaler #<- I learned this word just now lol #sims 3 #sims 3 lepacy #halen lepacy #halen: 4

[wordsmithmusings265]

Hi Hello, lovelies!💖

It’s been a hot minute, but FaeKwidditchMusings would love to announce their next fest!

🍦🍨🍦Flavors of Summer: Nott-Your-Usual Flavors Fest🍦🍨🍦

More details to come! 

#hp fanfcition #hp fanfic #hpfests #icecreamfest #FaeKwidditchMusings #we're anti JKR #in case didn't know #we're queer #diversity in HP #diversity matters #black lives matter #trans lives matter #we reclaimed our fandom and fill it with people like us #join us for smut and ice cream #figuratively of course

[s0fars0perfect]

one day, i'll write the esports au of my dreams. one day...

#i got close when i was DEEP in ncity #i played with an owl au #(overwatch league) #but i never managed to get pen to paper #figuratively of course #there's always lol tho!

[livingmeatloaf]

There is only one way to make a truly wonderful Avatar adaptation, not matter how bad it turns out to be:

A professionally shot, full length stage production of the Ember Island Players' Fire Nation propaganda version of the events

#avatar the last airbender #Atla #Think about it! It has no downsides! #There's only a few scenes that are fleshed out in the show so they can reference or fully do those and expand elsewhere #Even if the scenes are done poorly of course they are #Bad casting choices? Typical of the EIP! #The only casting choice that matters is the biggest buffest dude for Toph #There could be a behind the scenes feature during the intermission to show all the special effects #And there could be character cameos but not anywhere close to the camera so they are vague figures in the background

[knight-intraining]

Can someone tell me why a student in my FIRST block was like Ms. Sinclair, do you believe in God? Bro, it is 8 in the goddamn morning...

#figuratively of course #successfully dodged the question #also bro wtf #it is too early for that shit

[bigfatbreak]

For the Viceroy AU, how does Tom figure out Gabriel was the one responsible?

#dad villain au #my art #charity ball arc #tom dupain cheng #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #kagami tsurugi #felix fathom #gabriel agreste #viceroy #all he had to do was gather the rich elite of paris and set a trap honestly #once he figured out Hawkmoth was rich it was a matter of luring the fuckhead out into a vulnerable position #and Gabriel with zero power; just a human man; would of course react violently to the images of his nemesis #he's got no leash left on anyone so he had to lash out lmao

[captainjonnitkessler]

I truly, TRULY do not know how to say this, because the fact that I have to say it makes me feel like I am losing my grip on reality. But no, in the post-capitalistic anarchist utopia, I will not be relying on “autistic minecraft girlies” to be building inspectors because - and this may shock you - one of those occupations takes years of education in how to read and interpret hundreds of thousands of lines of regulations based on complicated math and physics that were the result of decades of tragedy and death, and the other one involves playing a children’s video game.

#i am begging this website. BEGGING it. to stop acting like building codes are state oppression #and please stop reducing blue collar jobs to 'so easy any handyman could do it with a youtube video' #that's how people fucking die #i didn't spend five years learning how to do my job safely to watch people online tell me it could've just been a course in high school #i know that this is like. a minority minority opinion and not really worth getting worked up over #but it's so annoying to see supposed leftists denigrating blue collar jobs like this #same poster also opined that we won't need garbagemen #because 'if the trash is bothering people they'll figure out a way to clean it without having to pick it up' #like what??? does that even fucking mean???? #construction

[dominustempori]

Classic Murray.

#this line had me DYING #figuratively of course #rtmi spoilers #return to monkey island #murray the demonic skull #denny delk STILL got it

[himawanai]

im so glad to have met you 5million other people who were brain poisoned by anime crap and unmonitored internet access at the tender age of 10 in my phone

#text #shoutout to the time i was 15 and tried to post about monogatari on twitter and got nuclear warheads in response #that is a fair response to monogatari but i dont know why it took me this long to figure out #'oh of course the people w similar brain poision to me are on tumblr'

[kooldewd123]

one of the funniest underrated parts of animorphs to me is the fact that time travel is a surprisingly common plot point, and yet it kinda gets glossed over because it almost never factors into the story in a way that actually matters. like. jake dies crossing the delaware but gets better on a technicality. there were aliens on earth at the same time as the dinosaurs but the asteroid got them too. time travel is a known phenomenon that the andalites have studied, but we don’t actually get any explanation for it because ax was distracted in class that day. everyone went back in time 24 hours and then died and forgot everything. two separate members of the main cast are different varieties of time anomalies and really the only effect it has on them is tobias getting over his family issues. jake is shown a prophetic vision of a world where the yeerks win and we just never get an explanation for what the fuck that was about. every time time travel is brought up, it contradicts at least one other time travel plotline. this is the series that taught me to never take time travel seriously in fiction and i can’t thank it enough for that. this is hilarious.

#i think the only time time travel actually significantly impacts the plot #is in the seventh book when the ellimist shows them the future #and they use those visions to figure out where the kandrona is #there's also the whole thing with tobias and elfangor of course #but the ellimist's time shenanigans are less important than the actual familial connection #animorphs #idiot teenagers with a death wish #koolmathgames.com

[2smolbeans]

Yandere CEO in a room with darling, handing them a contract sheet for them to sign:

"I know this company is going to miss you, but you have to understand why I have to do this. You deserve more than this, you deserve to have so much-"

Otaku darling already knowing yandere CEO's intentions and signing it immediately:

"Yep, don't care! Chain me up, don't care. All I ask for is funding for my lovely figures - and oh! A membership for all of these streaming websites. You're right, I deserve so much more, so take me now!"

Yandere CEO surprised but not disappointed as they take the signed contract:

"Okay..Didn't plan that to happen..But then again you always belonged to me. So why would I be surprised..?"

Darling immediately jumping onto their lap, happily hugging them as they accept their fate:

"Mhn-hmn! <3"

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.

The aftermath of yandere CEO consensually 'kidnapping' an otaku darling <3

#i mean c'mon guys..do you know how expensive miku figures are??? #i mean if a rich guy or gal promised me everything in the world as long as I married them..And they loved me- #OF COURSE IM SIGNING IT! #yandere x reader #yandere imagines #yandere prompt #yandere oc #yandere headcanons #yandere ocs #yandere ceo #sangwook #yandere oc x reader #yandere prompts #yandere best friend #yandere female x reader #female yandere #yandere male oc #yandere female oc #yandere oc x y/n #yandere male #male yandere x reader #male yandere #yandere #yandere boyfriend #yandere girlfriend #tw yandere #rich yandere #yandere billionaire

[stil-lindigo]

the sunset.

a comic about two outlaws who loved each other, despite everything.

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#cw: gun violence + blood #par for the course for most homoerotic cowboy media #conway loved roy and roy loved him back but only figured that out when it was too late #god i love tragedy #this was indirectly inspired by the lifechanging heartache of a movie that is brokeback mountain #i watched that movie and was ruined emotionally for a calendar week #these poor self sabotaging cowboys #i havent been this proud of a comic as a finished product since RED btw #like if it was just the art or the poem on its own it wouldn't hit but i really do think i did my best for both components #really pulled out all the stops on this one so i hope you all like it as well #and as always #thank you for reading #cowboys #western #gay rights #and wrongs #original art #comic art #stillindigo art #stillindigo comics #hearteaters

[wordsmithmusings265]

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[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Let the revenge games begin.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangyao #nie huaisang #He's gonna call his 5 horse friends up. They have to go on a 14 year long journey to finish the job but by god they will do it. #The sheer chaos in the Audio Drama is really fantastic. Reminds me of those traincar murder mysteries. #The lights go off and there's a scream and then BOOM dead body. Who did that!!! #Okay it was qi deviation and he did it to stop himself from killing his brother. He did it to himself. #JGY sadly has the worst alibi ever though. Both the strongest motivation and also uhhh presence at the scene. #Not to nitpick but as someone who loves murder mysteries - I do feel like even *one* other suspect would have made it stronger. #I get that he tried to make it look like an inevitable Qi Deviation and that it *is* something within the family legacy. #And a big part of NHS figuring it all out comes down to his own perceptiveness and intelligence. #If you weren't close enough to JGY and NMJ of course it looks like an accident. #Sadly 'guy who plays the 'poor little meow meow card'' is also weak to 'guy who plays the 'poor little meow meow card''. #NHS was the better subtle manipulator at the end. That's probably the strongest mystery part of MDZS. And why he's in my top 5. #My man pulled the 'kill him just as he falls from the top of his game and loses everything' gambit and I love him for it.

[wasyago]

so, would you?

nothing important under the cut, you don't need to look haha

#inspired by the random youtube short i saw about how these types of questions are not really about logic but about emotion and reassurance #doesn't matter if the question doesn't make sense. you say 'yes' because you love them no matter what. not because its a worm or a bug or #or anything. its a way of saying 'i will love you when you've changed and when you're different. because it's still *you*.' #idk something about it just felt so gentle and genuine. like a pure display of affection through a silly question... #and of course fnc was the first thing i thought about because i got brainworms #jrwi fish and chips #jrwi riptide #jrwi chip #gillion tidestrider #my art #sketch #also im back from a vacation! and i feel so awful i got sick the first day home and im sitting here at 6am drawing fishes and chips #the dialog feels a little ooc but i cant figure out if it really is or if its because my head hurts and i cant think #tbh it doesn't really matter.......... but it matters to me augh #ALSO yes the under the cut bit is about episode 109. i dont know if its clear or not