#(it's me. I'm the one screeching)

[dootznbootz]

Odysseus is the type of guy who oozes rizz and can and will say the sweetest shit to Penelope and revels in her being happy with it ("You're beautiful in red" when she blushes. THAT type of cheesy bullshit. Have you READ the shit he says to her in the Odyssey?) but if she gives it back, he just freezes and Odysseus.exe stops working. Especially since he was the one doing all the flirting in the beginning until she finally chills out and "allows" herself to have a crush.

Penelope: ...You know, I don't really know if your name fits you. Odysseus: Oh? You don't think "Pain in the ass" is a good fit? Penelope: It definitely is...But...I don't know. Maybe it's because when I think of you, I don't think of pain, I think of joy... Yeah, instead of "pain giver", you're a giver of joy."Joy Giver" perhaps? Odysseus:

Penelope: ...Are you okay? Odysseus: *completely red and continues to make a high-pitched squeaking sound like air being let out of a balloon*

He gets more used to it as they get further along in their marriage but in the beginning, this guy was screaming into his pillows and kicking his feet and twirling his hair and being stupid :D

#He's like one of those huge ass frogs that stand up all weird and just screech “REEEE" whenever she gives affection back at first #He's “dead”. His soul has left his body #“Ugh. BE MY WIFE” #like I know I have Odysseus being the “romantic” one currently in my stuff that I've shared but it's just that he was all in from the #beginning but it took her longer to “warm up to it”/believe it. Also with her being SICK in my fic right now. she's not able to do much #but she's just as lovey dovey and cuddly. she's just SICK right now and she was in denial in the beginning. #*kissing his face a bunch while he's sleepy* “You decide to attack me when I'm at my weakest?” *makes a loud “Mwah” sound on his cheek* #I love them soooooo much #odypen #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #my headcanons #Water Wife

[diamondsunbursts-and-marblehalls]

i'm only halfway through alex rider season 3 but this is like lockwood and co level feet kicking and giggling I'm enjoying myself so much

#there may also have been some screeching involved #i haven't had this much fun since i watched lockwood and co for the first time #the closest i've gotten is the artful dodger #alex rider #alex rider tv show #alex rider season 3 #alex rider tv #kyra vashenko chao #tom harris #alex and kyra #lockwood and co tv show #lockwood and co #i'm teeheeing so hard rn #seeing media i have cared so much about in the past get a good adaption and happy ending is so fulfilling and wholesome to me #oh yeah #screw netflix #i think big john ruined s3 of obx for me but like the back half of that one too

[sugarless5]

“What if I told you that some part of me still hungers after suffering?”

Alex didn’t flinch. Of course she didn’t. It wasn’t in her repertoire.

“I’d tell you to keep your shit together, Darlington. We all want things we shouldn’t.”

-Leigh Bardugo, Hell Bent

#q #hell bent #hellbent #leigh bardugo #alex stern #darlington #THIS WHOLE SCENE #darlingstern stans screeching WANT THINGS WE SHOULDN'T?? ALEX? ALEX! in the distance #(it's me. I'm the one screeching) #(But I also just love this response to him admitting he learned to crave suffering in hell) #alex all unimpressed like 'well you and half the professors on campus - no other explanation for having to read foucault' #get your shit together and bury it like the rest of us darlington #god I love her so much #she's the best person to tell not because she's morally gray and doesn't regret killing assholes but bc she's spent her life around drugs

[a-s-levynn]

Just so you know, if i disappear i either jumped off the roof or finally snapped and murdered my upper floor neighbours.

#every single fucking weekend starts off with hours of drilling and hammering #every day the kids are screeching well into to the night and stomping around so loud i can hear it even through good quality headphones #they had been asked to keep it down #multiple times #not just by me #at this point i do not give a fuck why it happens i don't even remember it has been so long i just want it to stop #i want one fucking weekend of quiet without a sensory overload first thing on a saturday #my brain is hurting #i already have problems focusing and getting chores and stuff done one the weekends on it's own #i'm so fucknig tired i have enough shit to deal with without this added to the pile #levynn tries to think #levynn cries about nonsense

[12am-motivation]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN WITH THIS

#*INCOHERENT SCREECHING* #I WAS WAITING FOR THE NEW CHARACTERS TO SHOW UP #THEY ALL LOOK SO PRETTY I'M CRYING #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me #おべいみー #mo's gameplays #mo's simping hours #mo rambles into the void #hdd '22 #ttwf

[thechosenanubis]

In S1 in House of Identity/House of Emergency (ep. 26 & 27) towards the end of the episode, there is a piece of dialogue which hurts so much more in hindsight:

Nina: it’s my fault that Alfie’s in the hospital. Fabian: No, no it’s not. Patricia should never have left that bottle in her bag. Nina: Don’t you understand? I’m like some curse. I was the one who was given the locket. I found the cylinders. I wish I could just go back in time and turn down the scholarship. [cut to S3 where Nina doesn't come back.]

#house of anubis #nina martin #fabian rutter #i'm not okay ಥ_ಥ #this dialogue punched me in the stomach kicked me in the shin pushed me on the road and then ran me over with a truck #Nina's story is a goddamn TRAGEDY #also that's a nice little hint that foreshadows who the chosen one is writers :) (fucking hate u rn) #chosen one = curse HAS BEEN THERE SINCE THE BEGINNING! #WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREECHED LIKE A BANSHEE

[alackofghosts]

ʕ ˵·ᴥ·ʔ♡ʕ·ᴥ·˵ ʔ

#no one: ----- me: hehe ninski peale musiski #Ardbert #warrior of light #fanart #speedpaint #Final Fantasy XIV #i draw sometimes #gnawing on the wires over how much i wanna screech about work. it's been such a rotten week #but i'm gonna have to fake it til i make it wrt achieving Good Mood #and lineart + audiobook time Helped... the book i'm listening to was even pretty engaging so that's nice #i have a 3 day weekend and i've been looking forward to doing some gouache painting all week. something to look forward to

[crownspeaksblog]

God i just love eds little "thank you" in response to stede telling him that he likes his beard. It feels sincere and polite even.. you'd expect ed to keep being bitchy/passive aggressive (rightfully so) and respond with a fuck you instead, but no he says thank you like he can't help himself, he has to thank stede, he can't help but be polite to him, despite the anger and the pain he feels..

And i love how shy and polite he is when they're talking about where he's gonna spend the night and how he says "no, you shouldn't have to" and "oh, no, you go, no, sorry, you go" when they keep talking over eachother.... and it's like yeah he might have worked some of his shit when he was in the gravey basket and when him and stede talked earlier in the episode but there's no doubt there's still some lingering pain and that this doesn't magically erase the last 4 episodes but still.. but still he can't help but be this polite and shy, he can't help but be soft and tender with stede.. and his little "yes" about asking the crew if ed can spend the night, the look on his face with his stupid hopeful wide eyes and how he looks away from stede after saying "it might be nice" and then the look on eds face watching stede run is so making me crazy!!

#God I'm insane! #the power of love is strong with this one!! #it's makes me so happy how stede brings out this side of ed and ed doesn't fight it or try to hide it! #their love is so soft and tender. like of course their first day back around eachother would end up like this! #Ed really just needed like half a day around stede for him to be like actually i could forgive him #every line every scene between these idiots makes me insane and just wanna make a loud screeching sound!!!! #ofmd #ofmd s2 #our flag means death #ofmd spoilers #ofmd 2x04 #edward teach #👑

[snackugaki]

millennial check: if you recognize this reference 1) haha nerd 2) we’re best friends now, come over so we can watch Jurassic Park, i have kid cuisine dino nuggies

@shiftandshade keeps leaving me alone with their Dino AU and it’s inciting compy behavior

#god no one should leave me alone with their AUs #my hamster wheel water mill of brain is gonna break #i'm so sorry Axil #i've BEEN trying to be so normal #and I've BEEN restraining myself from asking to make dinovenus and dinojennika because I have a fucking problem #h elp #(don't) #*pterodactyl screech* #*hides Tank Girl AU doodles* #shh tychou you didn't see me #*pocket sand ninja vanish* #but forreal #can I make DinoVenus and DinoJennika? #OwO #imsonormalplsplsaxil

[akai-anna]

you know. the fact that shinichi would have fckin died along with ran if it came to that. he would have stayed with her till the very end. bc without ran in his life, shinichi wouldn't have been able to live.

and that fucks me up.

#la junk talks #detco watching #detco posting #shinran #my beloveds #the first movie just has me feeling a lot #like always. don't mind me. it's not even a surprise at this point #(the surprise would be me not feeling a thing) #shinichi just. he would have stayed. and died. alongside his beloved. #and while i'm not one for tragedy... he is so devoted. ran is such a big presence in his life. #i'M so fcked up about it. #but like in a good way #kudou shinichi and mouri ran are soulmates and i will die on this fckin hill JUST WATCH ME #as for ran: the fact her last thought would have been of shinichi #literally HER LAST THOUGHT. I'M. *STANDS AT EDGE OF CLIFF AND FCKIN SCREECHES AT TOP LUNG CAPACITY* #THEY MEAN THE FCKIN WORLD TO EACH OTHER YOU KNOW? AND THAT IS JUST SO- #*INHALES DEEP THEN PROCEEDS TO SCREECH*

[painless-innit-colourful]

hi everyone. I'd like to talk to you today about my awareness campaign. of this scene

[image id: screenshots from tommyinnit's 'the end of our nation (dream smp)' video. tommy is climbing the hill behind L'Manberg, and the subtitles read "tubbo's betrayal!" in red for eret, and "get up here." in blue for schlatt".]

this is right after Tommy & Wilbur are kicked out of L'Manberg, Schlatt calls Tubbo up to the podium and he goes. and Eret (red text) says this.

[image id: more screenshots. schlatt's blue subtitles read "tubbo." while eret's red ones read "tubbo, I didn't know you were capable of such a thing!"]

and it always really annoyed me! how can c!Eret say that, traitor king themself? they hadn't started their regret + redemption arc proper yet, how can they judge other people for betraying their friends? and in this lesser way that Tubbo has! it always annoyed the heck out of me.

and then (thanks to Tommy's subtitles), I hear a line I've never heard before.

[image id: another screenshot. eret's subtitles read "I'm proud." in capital letters.]

and the whole exchange is gold.

#CC!ERET I'M SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU #anyway i saw this yesterday and i was screeching at the breakfast table #i love rewatching old arcs and seeing things i've never seen before and screaming #dream smp #crim speaks #eret #tubbo #tommyinnit #this is a cc!eret appreciation post these lines are amazing with the last one and i'm annoyed i never heard it before #if i've done the image id wrong please let me know

[screechthemighty]

Kratos in my PJO crossover when he finds out the bullshit Athena pulled with Echidna

#kratos voice: disappointed but not surprised #doubly so since I h/c'd that annabeth is secretly one of his favorite campers lol #he's just ''sis do not make me adopt her out from under you'' #''faye would not object to having a daughter i'm just saying'' #screech's crossover ramblings #pjo show spoilers #percy jackson spoilers #spoilers

[chibitorra]

THE DRUMS!!!! 

I KNEW THEY WOULD BE SIMILAR Y’ALL TELL ME THOSE WEREN’T THE DRUMS FROM THE END OF SKYPIEA, IT’S THE SAME BEAT JUST MORE ELABORATE!!!

Y’ALL!!! 

#torra rambles #more like torra screeches #one piece #op spoilers #i'm crying what a great birthday week OP is giving me #god I'm so fucking HYPED #please I want the people of the sky to come back so fucking baddddd

[cautiously0ptimistic]

2018 // 2023

#ts4 #the sims 4 #ts4 screenshots #trouble: extras #this was NOT deliberate #catch me screeching in the background bc LOL #they're so different but then again....some things never change #apparently my framing is one of them LMFAO #sometimes I forget that this is my second blog and a lot of y'all weren't around for my first one #consider urself lucky lol #but for all my day ones #CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT TROUBLE IS FIVE YEARS OLD NOW #what the fuck #I'm used to Homesick and Denial being old heads #but this hit me like a freight train recently #imagine being stupidly obsessed and hyperfixated on a singular fictional family as long as I have been lol #AND I STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED ANY OF EM #HA #no ragrets tho #i will gladly simply day dream about them for the rest of my life if i must

[spinningblueberry]

ourghg started using a dating app and I've rarely been so stressed in my life

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO TEXT W STRANGERS???

This feels like using regular social media again

get me out of here DD:

#rambles #I think I'm gonna endure this for another week and then flee #just so I can say I've tried them #AAAAAAAHHHHH #<-me for the entire day #if you'd strap one of those fitness watches onto me it would start screeching that I'm doing cardio #probably isnt healthy now that I'm thinking about it

[delicris]

snippet tag game!!

ty for the tag @courfee your snippet was heartbreaking and i'm mailing you my medical bills for causing me to slowly rot away because of the angst /lh

anyways, on with the snippet hehe

Maybe he, too, can’t grasp the sense of their situation—this sticky mess they involuntarily ended up in, the twist of fate, the pull of a definite end. A needle and a thread making their way throughout both their hearts, tying them together closely, not caring whether they fit or not. But the world is messed-up enough on its own, making it so they’re halves of each other, peeling their skins off and forcing them to stick; two pieces of an orange in the hands of a little girl who’s eager to taste and drink from the depths. But her mother’s calling. It’s not time yet. And so they end up tossed on a tray, pushed apart after they were forced to intertwine.

feel free to share your snippets if you haven't been tagged and want to share your piece of writing!! i am tagging EVERYONE, i want all the snippets hehe &lt;3

#it's just a lil something something from my they both die at the end au #each chapter is a different ship #this one's jeggy i can never not include the oranges when it comes to jeggy #also fra if you see this YOU CAN TAG ME IN ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING #YES I AM YELLING SCREAMING SHOUTING SCREECHING EVEN #you are like... so cool #i'm over here twirling my hair kicking my feet whenever someone decides to tag me in something #like... lil old me? are you sure? I LOVE TAG GAMES HEHE #anyways just tag tag tag your heart out if you feel like doing so #snippet is for -> #fic: l'appel du vide #cris puts the cris in crisis #tag game yayy