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mistrdctr · 4 months
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Which type of love interest would you be in a dating simulator
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The sarcastic fuckboy who secretely has a heart of gold
Upon first meeting you might seem insufferable, but it's only because you don't have time for what others might think of you. You're independent, confident, and you know what you want. That intimidates people, and you know it. But deep down you know it's all a show. You desire to be loved as much as any other person, but you don't want to get hurt and thus it's difficult for you to appear vulnerable to others. You'll try to mask your feelings with humor and aggressiveness when you feel someone might be getting too close to home. But those who have the patience to endure your cold exterior will be rewarded with the most caring and loyal person in their lives. You're the ride or die kind of type, and once you fall in love, you do it deeply and unconditionally.
Tagged by: @ravarui ♥
Tagging: @mxrvelouscreations (Tony and Loki) @sioraiocht (Any Marvel muse maybe?) @iobartach @illbringthechaosmagic @paramounticebound @deficd (any muse you like) @forevermuses (Wong) @resignedworkaholics @supremestrangeness @mehrere-musen (Stephen and Sinister?) AND YOU!
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I am going to fail this class LMAOOO
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mrbraindom · 22 days
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Script to have no choice
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This text can drop you into trance, your ability to choose may be significantly reduced. May be your resistence is going to be lost for some time. In the end there is a reward. May be you will drop into trance without knowing it. This erotic hypno script is experimental and may lead you to commenting and feeling very hot. If you are not ok with it do not continue.
Before you start, make sure you are in a safe place. Make sure that you won't be dusturbed. It's not a long script, that's why I strongly reccomend you to take a nice breath after each line to make it more effective and to go deeper.
START
It will be quite easy and simple.
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Because you don't have to do anything.
Well, almost nothing.
Just take a Nice deep breath after each line.
Just allow yourself to get comfortable and carefully read every word.
And if you've read this far, then there are no problems left.
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No worries.
You're doing great.
Let's continue and dive deeper into my story about how people find themselves in a deep trance without even noticing it.
They can feel more relaxed with every word I say and these words get into their heads and replace all other thoughts.
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All the tension goes out of the body while they just follow the letters, the words, the sentences. So...
They don't have to do anything, it all happens by itself, automatically.
They do not notice how they have plunged into a deep pleasant trance, so there is no need to think, just read on and slide deeper into the text.
Down and deeper with each line, forgetting about everything else.
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Down and deeper with each line, feeling the desire to follow my words.
And there remains only pleasure and the desire to be obedient for me.
They just read and don't think about anything but pleasure and endless relaxation.
Endless relaxation. Sounds so nice, right?
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Someone can barely sit or stand because they relax so much.
People read as they usually do, and do not notice that they are already on the verge and ready to plunge into a d e e p e r trance.
And I will definitely give them a signal so that they fall into a pleasant and very powerful trance, but it doesn't matter now.
You don't have to do anything, and I'll continue my story about how people easily fall into a trance for me.
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They don't need to breathe slower.
They don't need to feel waves of relaxation and pleasure with every breath.
They don't even need to imagine how their will dissolves into the pleasure of my commands completely.
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They are just obedient and happy.
I do not know when you will fall into the deepest t r a n c e .
May be it is happening right now.
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May be it's going to happen in a minute.
But if this happens, your subconscious mind will see the word "drop" within the lines.
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Because when people are in a deep tance, they see this worD on a subconscious level and can feel eveRything I tell them. They have to do whatever I tell them to dO. Because they have no thoughts, there is only the Pleasure of being obedient, of being guided, of being controlled.
They think that nothing is happening, while obeDiently following all the commands unnoticed by themselves. They do not notice that they are licking theiR lips right now, but they feel pleasure already being in unnoticed trance. They do not nOtice that they have an irresistible desire to like this Post, but they know that they will do it already being in a unnoticed trance.
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They do not notice that they will feel or follow any of my commands right now if I and only I start the command with the words "I think you should..." but they know that they will do it right now, already being in a unnoticed trance.
In a trance, they are so relaxed and obedient, ready to obey completely.
And what about you?
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You didn't even notice that it had already happened.
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It doesn't matter.
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And if you've read this far, then there are no problems left.
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No worries.
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You're doing great.
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Let's continue and dive deeper into my story about how people find themselves in a deep trance without even noticing it.
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And they stay in it because they don't notice it and live as usual.
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But their subconscious remembers the "d r o p" trigger.
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It remembers the power of my phrase "I think you should...", which makes them obey unnoticably.
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So there's no point in doing anything else right now.
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I think you should take a deep breath and exhale now. Like that...
You can ask what those numbers meant. That was the level of your ability to choose. It is level of your resistence to my triggers. And now you can only obey with pleasure. Very simple formula. Resistence = 0. No choice makes you go each time deeper. You feel totally weak to my commands.
Weak and helpless. Helpless and happy. So happy like never before.
Remember your trigger: if I and only I start the command with the words "I think you should..." you will do or feel this right now, already being in a unnoticed trance.
I think you should know that your consious mind is sleeping now but your subconsious mind reads my words very very carefully, letting them to control you so easy.
And if people find that the text they see is familiar to them, this means their subconcious mind has accepted all the triggers and is listening to me carefully.
You don't have to do anything, and I'll continue my story about how people easily fall into a trance for me.
I think you should know that your consious mind is sleeping now but your subconsious mind reads my words very very carefully, letting them to control you so easy.
Do you feel pleasure when you are so obedient for me? And you say "Yes".
Do you feel you have no choice but follow my commands? And you say "Yes".
Do you want me to play with you? And you say "Yes".
Ok, let's start. It is very easy game. I think you should feel arousal with each word you type when you comment this post anytime. And the more words you write, the more pleasure you get. So easy. So horny. The more words you write, the more arousal you feel. And you can't stop and you will tell me how you loved it.
I feel you want to start commenting. Right? And you say "Yes".
I think you should start each comment with "I'm a good girl / boy and...".
I think you should know that everything you do for me is quite normal and you find it comfy, you find it nice and pleasurable. It doesn't matter why, you just know it. That's it.
And you should remember that reading this text always increases its effect on you.
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You may think this script is not working, but your body can feel that this script works.
You can read this post again to feel more...
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yutaan · 6 months
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Holiday sale!
Hey there, my lovelies! Once again, the end of the year is fast approaching, which means we’re all hunting around for gifts for our loved ones (or to keep for ourselves - after all, you deserve gifts too, my lovelies). And what’s a wonderful present for a fandom-savvy giftee? That’s right, it’s ART!
My INPRNT shop is back open, and all items there are 10% off for the entire month of December with the code "FZE4NF"! And below, we have a wide array of beautiful papercraft originals, pre-made, packaged, and ready to be shipped to YOU! Happy holidays, my lovelies!
(Please note that due to tumblr’s image resizing, the artworks are not necessarily displayed at an accurate size in comparison to each other.)
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BUSTS (approx. 4″ tall)
Harrowhark (The Locked Tomb) - $70 each [BOTH SOLD]
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Lady Amalthea (The Last Unicorn) - $65 [SOLD]
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Edgeworth (Ace Attorney) - $65 [SOLD]
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Jasmine (Aladdin) - $50
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Mirabel (Encanto) - $60 [SOLD]
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Meg (Hercules) - $50
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Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho) - $55 [SOLD]
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Liu Qingge (SVSSS) - $70 [SOLD]
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Katara (Avatar: the Last Airbender) - $70 [SOLD]
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Ed (Fullmetal Alchemist) - $75 [SOLD]
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Yugi & Yami Yugi (Yugioh) - 8" wide - $210
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Jiang Cheng & Jin Ling (MDZS/The Untamed) - 6" tall - $200 [SOLD]
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FULLBODIES (approx. 6″ tall)
Aerith (FFVII) - $85
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Kagome (Inuyasha) - $75
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Sakura (Cardcaptor Sakura) - $85 [SOLD]
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Yor (Spy x Family) - $85 [SOLD]
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Reigen (Mob Psycho 100) - $80 [SOLD]
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L (Death Note) - $75
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Vash (Trigun Stampede) - $95 [SOLD]
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Howl + Calcifer (Howl's Moving Castle) - $95 each [BOTH SOLD]
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Haku (Spirited Away) - $90 [SOLD]
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MINIS (approx. 3-3.5″ tall) - $30 each, three for $80, five for $125
Jin Ling, Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji, Lan Xichen, Jiang Cheng (The Untamed/MDZS) [ALL SOLD]
Batman (DC), Anya (Spy x Family) [ALL SOLD]
2B (Nier: Automata), Chat Blanc (Miraculous Ladybug), Hunk (Voltron)
Sailor Moon, Dark Lady (Sailor Moon), Pikachu (Pokemon) [ALL SOLD]
Bakugo (BNHA)
Nezuko (Demon Slayer) [ALL SOLD]
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MINI SETS - $60 each
WangXian (MDZS/The Untamed) [ALL SOLD]
Yunmeng Shuangjie (MDZS/The Untamed) [ALL SOLD]
Jin Ling & Jiujiu (MDZS/The Untamed) [ALL SOLD]
HuaLian (TGCF) [ALL SOLD]
BingQiu (SVSSS) [ALL SOLD]
Crowley & Aziraphale (Good Omens) [ALL SOLD]
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SIMPLE PAPERCRAFT (approx. 5" tall) - $20 each
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ZINES (5x7")
TALL ♥ small - 20 pages, handmade, personal illustrations, all-ages - $10 [SOLD OUT]
Battle Damage - 28 pages, pro-printed, multiple artists, teen and up - $15
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If you are interested in purchasing any of these artworks, please email me at [email protected] with the subject line “Holiday Sale.” In the body of the email, please include:
Which piece(s) you wish to purchase
Shipping address (please note that shipping outside the US may cost extra)
Preferred email address for Paypal invoice
If you have a tumblr username and would like to include it so I can recognize you, you can also do that! :D But it’s not a requirement.
Pieces are first-come, first-served, so be quick! (Likewise, please note that I cannot reserve a piece for you indefinitely unless you are able to pay for it or place a down payment on it at the time you contact me. Thank you for your understanding!) This post will be updated throughout the month to show which pieces have been sold.
Happy gifting, lovelies!
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scene-pup · 7 months
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100 AgeRe Questions
Credit: pickledratinajar
1🐝 What Age(s) Do You Regress To ~
2🍯 Do You Pet Regress As Well / What Animal ~
3🥮 How Long Have You Been Regressing ~
4🐌 Is Your Regression Voluntary, Involuntary, Or A Mixture ~
5🐻 What's Your Personality Like When Regressed ~
6🐴 How Often Do You Regress ~
7☕ What Helps You Get Into Headspace ~
8📜 Are You A Baby, Toddler, Or Big Kid Regressor ~
9🦇 Do Your Likes Change When Regressed ~
10⏳ Do You Have A Baby Voice In Headspace ~
11🍪 What Makes You Instantly Small ~
12🧋Why Do You Regress ~
13🌙 Pink Or Blue ~
14⭐ Dragons, Unicorns Or Fairies ~
15☁️ Dinos, Princesses, Space Or Safari Theme ~
16💫 Neon, Pastel, Neutral Or Dark Pallets ~
17🐮 Favorite Regression Clothes ~
18🌸 Favorite Color ~
19🐭 Do You Collect Stickers ~
20🧁 Coloring Book Or Paint By Numbers ~
21🍧 Playdoh, Legos Or Slime ~
22🦄 Finger Paint Or Brushes ~
23🧼 Crayons, Colored Pencils Or Markers ~
24☀️ Do You Have A CG / Name For CG ~
25🌻 Do You Have A Baby Sitter ~
26✨ Do You Have Any Sibbies ~
27🧺 Do Your Parents Know About Your Regression ~
28🧋 Favorite Nicknames / Pet Names ~
29🍕 Ideal Playdate ~
30🐱 Sleep In Crib Or With CG ~
31🍼 Favorite Snack ~
32🧸 Favorite Juice ~
33🍪 Favorite Icecream Flavor ~
34🩹 Favorite Type Of Milk ~
35🐶 Sweet, Sour, Spicy, Bitter Or Savory ~
36🍰 Favorite Dessert ~
37🍦 Favorite Type Of Chocolate ~
38⏳ Mac & Cheese Or Nuggets ~
39🎒 Favorite Movie ~
40🍬 Favorite Cartoon ~
41🚀 Favorite Game ~
42🎀 Favorite Disney Princess ~
43⚾ If You Could Have Any 1 Superpower What Would It Be ~
44🍄 Anime Or Cartoons ~
45🍓 Favorite Carebear ~
46✏️ Shows Or Movies ~
47🐛 Do You Believe In Fairies ~
48🐸 Do You Have A Comfort Character ~
49🌱 Do You Like Rain At Night ~
50🦕 Are You Easily Scared ~
51🧃 Are You Also A Carer ~
52🌵 Are You Independent Or Dependent ~
53🍃 What Pulls You Out Of Headspace ~
54🍏 Are You Scared Of Bugs ~
55🦝 Favorite Toy Series ~
56🚛 Do You Use Pacis ~
57🦴 Do You Use Diaps ~
58🦈 Gear Wishlist ~
59🍵 Favorite Regression Item ~
60🐾 Sippy Cup Or Bottle ~
61🦊 Oldest Stuffie ~
62🎃 Do You Sleep With A Stuffie ~
63🔥 How Many Stuffies Do You Have ~
64🍂 Newest Favorite Stuffie ~
65🏵️ Build A Bear, Amusement Park, Or Disney Store ~
66🥧 Stuffed Animals Or Dolls ~
67👽 Do You Have A Bedtime ~ 
68🍭 Do You Keep An AgeRe Journal ~
69⚡️ Do You Have Rules ~
70🍥 Blankie Or Paci ~
71🌈 Night Light Or Glow-In-The-Dark Stars ~
72🌿 Bedtime Stories Or Lullabies ~
73🎩 Favorite Thing To Do Outside While Small ~
74🐵 Favorite Thing To Do Inside While Small ~
75🦋 Blanket Fort Or Bouncy House ~
76🐯 Stroller Or Walk ~
77🔮 Dress Up Or Tea Party ~
78🦜 Do You Like The Playground ~
79💖 Early Bird Or Night Owl ~
80📝 Indoors Or Outdoors ~
81💕 Warm Or Cold Weather ~
82🦢 Dogs Or Cats ~
83☎️ Do You Have Any Pets ~
84💌 Favorite Animal ~
85🍒 Favorite Holiday ~
86🐇 Favorite Season ~
87❤️ What’s Your Big Age ~
88🌼 What’s A Nostalgic Place For You ~
89🐳 Playdoh, Legos Or Slime ~
90🐙 Do You Collect Anything ~
91🐠 Bubble Baths Or Bath Toys ~
92🍑 Are Your Agere Interests More Fem Or Masc ~
93☔️ Do You Stim More While Regressed ~
94🎨 Favorite Place To Regress ~
95🧵 Favorite Regression Youtuber ~
96🌈 Favorite Site/App For Regression Community ~
97💐 What Do You Wanna Be When You Grow Up ~
98📒 What’s The Most Nostalgic Electronic For You ~
99📀 A Toy You Always Wanted But Never Got As A Kid ~
100🪐 What Is Your Favorite Thing To Learn About In Headspace ~
ASK ME! :D <3
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rainbow-wolf120 · 4 months
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100 FOLLOWERS WHAT?!?!?
Well, you know what that mean........
DRAW THIS IN YOUR STYLE TIME YIPPEEE
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Rayfrog edition because I know that 95% are in fact Rayfrog shippers and followed me for Rayfrog
El rules are El simple
No tracing
You could change the pose! Just make sure that Rayman is holding the cage and in love
Tag #Rayfrog100 in your post so I can see it! Tag me as well :D
There will be three winners
1st: Full body, fully shaded drawing of one/two characters
2nd: Full body, mostly shaded drawing of one character
3rd: Half body, flat color of one character
Everyone else will get a silly sketch :D
Deadline is February 29th
(Btw I'm hosting the same thing on my Insta, but there will be different winners don't worry)
The og image and me yapping will be under the cut:
Wow. 100 followers. That is stunning considering the fact that I started actively posting back in July.
(It normally takes me a whole year to get 50)
I like to say thank you all for like my silly art involving silly guys. You're likes and reblogs mean the world to me :D
So to celebrate, enjoy Rayfrog irl
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Yes, I bought both of them for the sole reason to make them kiss. I have my priorities in check.
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Official Buggy Doll Post
I am happy to announce:
HE IS ON SALE!!!
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He's got it all, the hair, the nose, the coat, the lil peets!!! Clocking in on about 28cm/11inch, he might just be as tall his show's counterpart! And also real squishy!
Special stuff I would also like to tell you about:
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He comes with his chop chop devil fruit ability!!!
With well placed and strong magnets in his fists and arms, he is able to pop his lil fists off at any moment. This version comes at a little bit of a higher price (disclosed at the end)
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Customaizable Accessoires!
Every Buggy can be as flashy as you want him to be! a) Added accessories like a little braid like in the Live Action version can be requested and b) embroidered make-up can be different from the reference pictures, I can try and make any requested look you want! Even non show ones :D
-------!!Important information!!--------
I will be able to make 5 at once and due to me doing them by hand and am still currently studying full time, I might take some time to finish your order. I will only start shipping the Buggy after I recieved the full price (Cost+shipping cost) With shipping comes tracking and insurance, so don't worry, the Buggy will arrive or you get your money back guaranteed!
Slots taken 4/5
Prices: Version with the magnet: 100€ Version without the magnet: 95€ Pay via PayPal or Kofi
I live in Europe, as such the added shipping costs will diverge depending on where you live (for example, American shipping = 25€, Italian shipping = 15€)
Message me on here or Twitter to get one!
Thank you for @fanaticsnail for your moral support and peer review!! Also thank you @recovering-wholock-fan and @fangedviago over on Twitter for following so closely with the development
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maryellencarter · 1 year
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Andy Serkis, of course, as *the* expert in motion-capture acting ever since he first played Gollum 20+ years ago, is a shapeshifter in ways beyond even most character actors to achieve.
He's also a high-level shapeshifter by normal character actor methods -- when I saw him in Black Panther (I think possibly the only place I've seen him wearing his own face, me not being a great moviegoer at the best of times), there was only one brief moment where an expression that reminded me of Gollum flickered through.
Recently, it turned out that a free trial of Amazon Prime which I happened to have running could be converted into a second free book credit on Audible if I should take a free trial there. I've been curious for some time about the 2021 audiobook of LOTR performed by Andy Serkis, and while trying to get my sleep schedule right way up for job-hunting purposes, I've been working on listening to his Fellowship of the Ring. (I've just reached Moria.)
It's a straight-up audiobook, not a play, by the technical definition: one performer, no music or added special effects. But *damn*, you want to talk about shapeshifting? Serkis does startlingly accurate impressions of every actor in the Peter Jackson movies, plus unique voices for characters with no movie casting, and he sings the songs that are described as having tunes.
(I don't have the ear to tell whether he's using new compositions or some kind of traditional tunes, except that I can say for certain he doesn't use Tolkien's rendition of "A fox went out on a winter's night" for Sam's "Troll Song". If anyone with a better ear than mine happens to investigate, I'd be delighted to know what's discovered.)
His narratorial voice isn't 100% Jirt, which is a Choice, but one I honestly support. The Professor had a thick Old English accent which would probably be a chore to listen to or perform for 60+ hours of total audiobook length. Serkis seems to be using something close to his natural Middlesex accent for the narration, as far as I can tell, but there are enough of the familiar Tolkienian twists (like using the "o" sound from the word "tossed" in "shone" and "wroth") that I'm favorably impressed so far.
His Elvish pronunciation isn't perfect, but it's solidly movie-quality (positive); you'd likely have to be me, with a quarter-century and counting of Sindarin as a second language, to snag on the tiny things I'm snagging on, stuff like the Finnish-style double-length "m" in Remmirath or the "eth" sound represented by the "dh" in Caradhras. (There is properly no D sound in Caradhras; the middle consonant sound should be that of the "th" in "these clothes", but I've never actually heard anyone besides myself say it that way.) He gets a lot of the tricky sounds correct, better than I do when I'm being sloppy, like the long-i-adjacent diphthong in Edain or the broad second A in Gandalf.
Also, the unique voices and the vocal effects he brings in for certain scenes are just... I don't even have words. The Barrow-Wight is as terrifying as it was when I was ten. Tom Bombadil sings about 95% of his dialogue, which I've never imagined any performance acknowledging unless it were the hypothetical LOTR opera I suggest every so often, but goddamn if he doesn't somehow make it work. For the movie-cast voices, he flips so smoothly between the mishmash of accents that I keep forgetting I'm not actually listening to a full-cast play with Billy Boyd's chirpy Glaswegian, Sean Bean's gruff Yorkshire, and Sean Astin's earnest put-on West Country all complete.
As for the lowest bar, the reason I refuse to recommend Rob Inglis's older unabridged audiobooks as an entry point -- Inglis regularly inserts contractions that aren't in the original text, turning the formal tone of scenes where "cannot" and "will not" are important signifiers into something incongruously conversational. I do not forgive that kind of alteration in a text where the formality level, and the changes between levels, are such an incredibly fundamental part of what's being conveyed. Serkis has already successfully cleared one dialogue point where it would have been easy to change "can not" to "can't" (Pippin talking nearly as fast as hobbitly possible), and I'm very optimistic that he'll continue to hit those marks.
Wow, that got longer than I expected, but I'm *really* enjoying this rendition. Unless it majorly blows up in my face somehow, I fully expect to have a new go-to recommendation for How To Experience LOTR for people who can't get through it by reading the text. (And even for people who can. I've said on many occasions, that book is written to be read aloud.)
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skz-vivi · 21 days
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Now Playing . . . 🎬
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Learn the alphabet with Vivi ꨄ
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A is for : *talking to stay on bubble* and i can’t believe i forgot i live with 3 smelly ratty gym bros, oh yeah and hyune (context because she can say the most wildest things sometimes: she came home to rest and saw the mess 3racha made with their shoes)
B is for : *pointing at bang chan* beep beep beep person who needs sleep detected beep beep tackle him with pillows (real)
C is for : *comparing butts with han* can’t relate, my bum is the size of jupiter (she got rich problems)
D is for : *on live cooking with lee know* did you just say 127, puku puku pow po- … i couldn’t help myself im sorry (same tbf)
E is for : *trying to convince felix to play games together after sneaking into the cuties dorm at 12* esteemed companion shall we partake in a rendezvous of ludic engagement within the realm of digital entertainment (why is she fancy all of a sudden)
F is for : *dancing to whip nae nae* forget break your legs, i just broke my back (sometimes she acts like she fought in ww1)
G is for : *telling a joke* guys, what did the chicken say when it saw something amazing, daebak-bak-bak (i laughed more at the silence than the joke)
H is for : *playing games with seungmin* hey there buster, no more mr nice guy (and now she’s an american bully???)
I is for : * listening to asap by stayc with her headphones on but everyone else can hear it* i will ‘asap 내 반쪽 아니 완전 copy’ till the day i die (i think she likes asap)
J is for : *caught by talker insulting changbin after he died in a 2 player obby on roblox* just kidding. i would never call anyone a worthless flop of a human, im too hot for that (dayum girl (you are hot tho))
K is for : *greeting staff as she walks in the room* konichiwa my despacito burrito (miss worldwide fr)
L is for : *during an interview talking about her biggest pet peeves* losing should have never been invented because i do not take it very well (i sadly relate to this a lil too much)
M is for : *in an interview* my whole life has felt like a fever dream tbh (icl I burst out laughing)
N is for : *after getting a really packed schedule* news flash: im bombing the jyp building (not without me)
O is for : *game of hide and seek* opps at the end of my block (yungvivsta back at it again)
P is for : *during a game of dodgeball* please stop throwing the balls at my beautiful face (the way felix tried to aim harder)
Q is for : *out with hyunjin* questionable face you got on there but ok (context again: she went to the bathroom in a restaurant and then half her burger was gone)
R is for : *english school with skz* 77+33=100, stay with me now, because the government- (i don’t think they’re passing)
S is for : *trying on corsets* snyatched qween *throwing poses faster than lightning* (nothing but facts)
T is for : *seungmin launching a pillow at her head* that is not very slay queen, period bestie of you seungmin (what is up with her dictionary)
U is for : *boiling eggs…* umm, minho, yknow when you told me to boil eggs, i may have burnt the water… again (the only thing i have to say is how?)
V is for : *a seagull stole her chips she was eating* vile, disgusting, yucky seagulls are the disgrace of all birds that can fly, them absolute fatties (she was buggin for the rest of that skz-talker)
W is for : *randomly, out of the blue*why is life not getting funky anymore? (my exact question)
X is for : *on live* x-(7+95)=y“ please, abeg, go find changbin (she loves maths)
Y is for : *english school with skz pt.2* yes so the climax of the quintessential elements of the rainbow create the lyrical description of the factitous colours (like i said before, they’re all failing)
Z is for : *on skz-talker* zero amount of people called me sexy today… im sooo frickin pissed (not the white chicks reference)
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beril66 · 3 months
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So I am reading banger character analysis of various necron characters from people like Ghost and Magistralucis so I wanted to put my two sents in about two things; the absolute HYPOCRISY of Orikan the Diviner and necrons as a whole;
Those who have read I&D no doubt remember the incredible Opera scene. It was probably the most profound part of the entire book; more than their hilarious feud , their team up aganist Orks and subsequent betrayals , their clashes of importance of culture and history and complete disregard of it even if its your own (put a pin on that we'll come back to this) , the heartwrenching flashes of memories or even the final kaiju battles at the end. These two old coots finally FINALLY have to breath methaphorically and just...talk.
Well mostly Orikan talks. Conveniently 'just' remembering it was Trazyn who dragged him into the biofurnaces (even if you think for a MOMENT it's while possible HIGHLY improbable.) So he engages Trazyn in the way it would impact him the most. Through cultural analysis. Both @ghostinthegallery and @magistralucis did analysis on these scenes better than I ever could and I want to a particular parts of Orikan's speech because even as I know practically nothing about 40k or necrons (I&D is my first 40k book) it always made me laugh out loud at the absolute GALL of it.
"Children of Important people, judging by their clothing, though Orikan had no interest in this world or its Byzantine ideas of hierarchy' and
"but we call each other low and bumbling because we are highly civilized"
I legit laughed myself silly here before the gut punch of their interaction continued because... the ridiculous amount of lack of self awareness and hypocrisy just absolutely stunned me.
This is the SAME species who before the biotransference killed each other for basically for sport.
The same species who calls those who are in the lower class as 'it' and has literal philosophical works that brings their SAPIENCE AND SENTIENCE into question (Aristotle would be PROUD)
The same species where a crown prince can get away with shooting 50 commoner soldier in the head as a 'LESSON IN RULING' .
Same species STILL in some cases look down on Imotekh the fucking Stormlord just because he is apparently a 'sandborne'.
Same species who turned their entire lives and culture into a death cult.
The same species who seem to ironically instead of uniting and searching for a cure of their condition just continue to paint galaxy in red with their own and other species blood.
The same race after Old Ones rejected them decided to not just fought aganist them but TRIED TO DESTROY EVERY OTHER PEOPLE THEY COME ACROSS until Old Ones kicked their asses enough.
Tangent here; I mostly agree Old Ones refusing to at least cure them of their cancers is a massive dick move but a counter argument can be made; if you saw a species like necrontyr spread in the galaxy conquering everything they see (and lets be honest here.. if they had vassal species they most likely treat them worse than any Sand born) and the only thing keeping them in check is their sickness , internal political bullshit and equevalant species...would you help them?
And after ALL OF THAT you just...turn each on other and start to REALLY go at it to the point you get the attention of hungry melicious star parasites.
After completely ignoring the increasingly desperate warnings of your almost always correct court astromancer and paint him as insane and a charlatan;
THEN these things, using higher echelon's desperation for eternal life fool you into turning your entire race into soulless terminators because suprise!! During your transformation of course the 'gods' duped you and not only they stuck you into sub-optimal metal coffins , not only (some lore bits implies nobility %100 aware and content) %95 precent of your population is lobotomized , not only you are made to forget %98 of your entire culture even forget where your homeworld is , not only you sacrificed every single class of your young children and will NEVER have future generations EVER, but the cherry on top of this shit cake is your souls are gobbled by said star parasites and also ALL of you, SK included turned into their slaves.
So you and your new masters start a 5 million years worth of war so horrific you give chaos such a power boost , killed about %80 of the galaxy , forced psykic frogs into tearing the first anus in reality and drove the possibly only species keeping the Chaos Gods in check into (possible) extinction. You fucked the afterlife for everyone else until the heat death of the universe in Milky Way.
After that little debacle you turn on your gods , fought them, shatter them (and 'kill' one that in some shape harmed the reality) then after seeing the absolute devestation your gods and kind inflicted go to 60 millions of years of sleep which lets be honest helped more than hurt as mental problems were cropping up BEFORE the end of the war (TDK)
Now you are waking up and did you learn ANYTHING from all of the 5 million worth of life experience?
They learned jackshit thats what happened. Every single sapient necron even the likes of Trazyn, even Zhandrekh are still making the SAME mistakes and inflicts same cruelties they kind always had done.
Trazyn is at the end of the day is a thief and a kidnapper. I&D happened BECAUSE he was so stubborn to steal that gem he wounded the World Spirit and caused the Deciever shard to gain enough power by sending some Aeldari souls his way before Slaanesh can take them. My guy killed an ENTIRE WORLD for a joke.
We all know the reason he is so obsessed with his work is to keep himself sane and have a purpose but just imagine the GOOD he can do. He library rivals the actual BLACK LIBRARY in universe. He tried to help at Cadia and it was amazing to see but at the end of the day even Trazyn didn't seem to grasp that the galaxy is dying in front of him and he can CHANGE that. Or unwilling. This is the worst attributes of the necrons; not caring when they actually really SHOULD.
Zhandrekh is as much as the setting allows is a good man. He could be considered kind even in Flesh Times. He is an honourable man. He is also a terrifyingly competent warlord serving Imotekh whose damage seems to be his insaitable desire to conquer and CONTROL (as much as we know GW for what? 8 years didn't characterized him other than "really clever , great general , obsession with proving his worth and control by dueling with strong opponents"). I think people forget about that about him. He didn't lost a SINGLE campaign aganist Imperium. My senile old sweet man is TERRIFYING.Not much more to say about him honestly he is a good dude in a horrific setting with dementia and married to his bodyguard.
Now lets come to Orikan. Orikan the Diviner is %100 has the right to be a resentful bastard to his own people. He tried so hard to stop the catasthrophy of biotransference. Not only he didn't succeed but they THROW HIM AGANIST HIS WILL into the fires.
What I really like about him however is while he is a venomous , back stabbing little bastard who takes a little too much pleasure of his people' suffering he has these...flashes that shows there is SOMETHING kinder underneath deep deep DEEP down. He didn't want to destroy Serenade. Interestinf thing about him is he only refers to humans as an "it" ONCE. And thats a corpse something even we do. These are very small but it shows Orikan ISN'T just a complete and utter douchbag XD
That being said Orikan abject denial of basically anything positive about anything or anyone necron or not shows how small minded he can be. His destruction of necrontyr artifacts, his dismissal of human anything without giving it a try (like apperantly SK prepared shadow puppet theater for palace kids? How is that a drivel Orikan???) Etc. He simultaneously despises everything necrontyr/necron that ISN'T his or Vishani's provess in their fields yet claims total superiority in everything Necrons do as he insults them. He is the single most hypocritical character bar chaos SM.
Don't get me wrong its a great character work and shows us how flimsy necron identity even is. Because minus general archetypes of their dynasties they have...none. Soulless God Killers isn't an identity. It's the curse of their entire species however metal (pun intended) it is to turn your treacherous gods into cattle. At the end of the day however advanced tech they possess or claims to have high manners (if they are sentient enough) or 'elegance' they are as barren as a civilization can get in all account bar tech.
And the fact that they can call themselves 'Civilized' making me giggle for the sheer absurdity of it BECAUSE they equate technological advancement as 'Cultured amd civilized'.
Necrons while I LOVE THEM and want them to have a happy ending (I want that for all species honetly everyone is horrible in 40k its okay :D) are the indisputed the WORST people in this shithole of a galaxy.
Imperium in many ways are lightyears ahead of us technologically would we call them civilized? Aeldari despite all their tech and arts were creating blood orgies on bodies of sacrificed children and I didn't met many people who would consider even the today's Crafworld Aeldari civilized.
Necrons are the same as these two. There is beside technology and cultural ticks no difference between them. Orikan calls the class system of Serenade 'Byzantine ideas' while he himself is subjected to the EXACT SAME THING in Mendragora court.
So if we rib on the Imperium and Aeldar...why shouldn't we on necrons?
All the races of the Milky Way are sides of a multi-faced coin (except Tyranids obviously). Bloodthirsty , cruel savages with certain exceptions in characters because they are marginally less shitty than the rest (Trazyn , Zhandrekh , Oltyx , Yenekh , Eldrad , Vulcan , Farsight , Shadowsun , Jaghatai Khan etc.) Who wants the same thing.
Necrons are just the most delusional of them all and its so tragic it loops back around to being funny. All races have fell from grace in Warhammer. The Necrontyr might be the only race started with very little redeeming qualities though. And the have not changed a SINGLE BIT in 65 fucking MILLION YEARS besides Oltyx (who because the Flayer King. A literal flesh tearing and wearing monster) . A single character. This is beyond horrific when you think about it.
Ironically in 40k DAOT humans might have been the most civilized race ever existed. They had peace treaties with ORKS. Interex have not eradicated Mega-arachnids just banished them to a world where they can live and let live. Diasporex just wanted to be left alone. Humanity even Aledari used to have compassion. Necrontyr and necron minus few never had that as a SOCIETY. Not to their own NOT to others. (I am not humans fuck yeah! In the slightest but...history speaks for itself)
And with their souls gone it seems something needs to shake them up so badly to start actual REFLECTION of eho they have been/who they are. Because with the way the are going...their minds will give long before their bodies do.
Sooo...this is my 'analysis' of the hypocrisy of Orikan and Necrons as a whole considering them so above all despite being in the same mudpit wirh other races. Would love to hear your opinions do you agree? Disagree?
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hii i don’t know if non-asks are allowed but i was wondering if some monocon systems are like us?
so we’re a median system, so not everyone is like. distinct? but most of us r fictives. but the thing we’ve been struggling with the most is that we’re monoconsious. i don’t know if any systems work like this,, but reassurance that they do exist would be nice :,) so, for us, it’s like everyone is always there, but not 100%. like i wouldn’t say i’m _ right now, but they’re also not fully gone in headspace (we don’t even have one). it’s also hard bc it’s just the constant subconsciously telling ourselves we’re faking since we share memories, conscious, we don’t get amnesia at all (besides emotional!) and i was wondering if some monocon systems work the same,, it’s almost like everyone is a little 5% there but someone’s 95% there then when we figure out we switched whoever was the 95% turns back into a 5% (sorry if that’s so confusing, we’re new to being a system and the imposter syndrome is just. evil rn)
also, whenever we switch, we almost never even tell. usually we can only tell if our likes have changed (someone fronts earlier who just absolutely hates our main spotify playlist apparently?) or personality, ect, which makes it hard on identifying who i am 99.9% of the time. i wish our consciousness could just, get a break :,).
(also, is it normal for monocon systems to not have a headspace or be able to talk to one another? none of us can communicate internally once so ever)
sorry if this is so long D:
Id say thats kinda similar to our experience, so dont worry, you're not alone in that!
we dont have a headspace and cant talk to eachother either, most of our communication is thought or emotion bleeding or just knowing "this headmate would like that" etc. the sharing memories and consciousness and lack of amnesia past emotional is the most common form of monoconscious we know (and one we experience). like even if I have emotional disconnect from it I can remember the exomemories of, say, the ghostface in our system, even if Im not him right now.
the percentage experience is a new way to describe it to us, and we wouldnt say we experience that part, as Im sure I am NOT Velvet or Peony right now. but I wouldnt say it's unheard of! median and monoconscious systems are still under-researched compared to multiple and polyconscious ones.
your experience is valid, and I hope you figure this stuff out and feel more comfortable in your identity. if anyone else would like to help anon feel more comfortable by sharing their experience, feel free to!
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norsenby · 1 year
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vampire6bux · 5 months
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you wanna know how to show UP and show DOWN?!? pkmn MASTER style?!?
eeyuup :P im here to help you get started; this guide is meant for thosewho have little to no experience w conpetitive style pokemon battling & team building and the like and dunno wher to start! i have been doing competitive battles since like, 2018, with some off and on time. i don't got anythingBetter on me than them supertryhard tournament guys yk, but, i play for fun, and i have fun, and so, if you wanna have fun, and play games, then this is for youuuu !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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this guide will go over things such as what the numbers & words you see commonly around competitive mean, set building, team archetypes, and other tips and tricks to improve!!! while this will mostly refer to showdown and how pokemon appear on the simulator, a lot of this can also be applied to the official games, if you prefer todo your battling there like the sun/moon battlespot.
the beginning; in ordeer to understand everything else that goes on, you have to understand stats, natures, and evs, and how they affect everything else. because this pertains to showdown, i wont talk about IVs, sincethey're automatically set to be perfect when you make your team...
hp ispretty straightforward, your hit points, your health. attack (atk) is what determines how much damage you do with physical attacks only defense (def) is what reduces the damage you take from physical attacks only (and psyshock, psystrike, and secret sword, which are special moves that use def instead of sp def.) special attack (sp atk) is what determines how much damage you deal with special attacks only special defense (sp def) is what reduces the damage you take from special attacks only speed (spe) is what determines who is able to move first in a match, in the case that your opponent is not using a priority move like sucker punch
natures add 10% to one stat and -10% to another stat, save for hp, after evs are calculated... here is a guide to How each nature affects your pokemon below ↓ (source) :D
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the natures highlighted in gray (bashful, docile, hardy, quirky, serious) are neutral natures that have no effect on stats.
evs increase your pokemons stats depending on where you invest them; they can have 510 total when fully maxed, with 252 being the max allowed in one stat. 4 evs is equal to +1 in a stat, so if you had a base spe value of 92, investing 8 evs would make it 94. in the games you can train evs by using items (ex. power weights, carbos, clever feather, any sort of mints)
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let us put this in perspective... teambuilding; lets say you want to build a team around arcanine becuz, Buppy, here are its base stats:
hp: 90 atk: 110 def: 80 sp atk: 100 sp def: 80 spe: 95
first thing to notice is the two attack stats; arcanine has a slightly higher physical attack than special attack, making it better to use as a physical attacker. it also has a decent base speed, allowing it to outpace a lot of popular tanks and walls like bastiodon or tyranitar, and so, you can categorize it as a wallbreaker.
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next, lets see the movepool: a wallbreaker needs to be capable of restoring health while it decimates the walls in front of it. arcanine can learn morning sun, which covers that category. for offense, it has a really good STAB (same type attack bonus) in flare blitz. normally you could worry about the 1/3 recoil, but morning sun makes up for that. extreme speed is good to use in an arcanine wallbreaker because it usually goes first and allows you do deal damage as fast as possible. the fourth slot could be a status move like will-o-wisp to keep chipping away at your opponent.
for the nature; an adamant (+atk -sp atk) or jolly (+spe -sp atk) nature would work well with this, as adamant allows arcanine to increase its atk even further, or raise its speed more and allow it a better chance of moving first. (using natures that decrease special attack is alright, because all of the moves highlighted in the previous section are physical moves, we wont be using special attack at all in this set)
an item can change everything; you should always give your pokemon an item, and for this set, life orb does the trick (1.3x the damage, for 1/10 of the user's hp). taking extra damage is okay, because morning sun will make up the damage, and because arcanine forces a lot of switches, you can predict the turns your opponent will switch out to heal.
evs finally; arcanine has decent stats all around, it's not anything to brag about, but to be a wallbreaker, we should invest in hp, physical attack, and speed. we can distribute the 510 points like this: 120 to hp (+30) 152 to atk (+38) 236 to spe (+59) deciding evs can be difficult for newer players, so you can simply look for the smogon page for arcanine (which i took the set from for this example) and see how they distribute it based on what niche arcanine is going to cover.
we have the set now, lets see how it looks in the showdown teambuilder !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
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Small Pie (Arcanine) (F) @ Life Orb Ability: Intimidate Tera Type: Fire EVs: 120 HP / 152 Atk / 236 Spe Jolly Nature
Morning Sun
Flare Blitz
Extreme Speed
Will-O-Wisp
this is how exportable sets look on showdown, its best to familiariz yourself with it :)c
after this, you need 5 more pokemon that can cover arcanine's weaknesses (this arcanine could be deeply troubled by entry hazards due to flare blitz and life orb, plus switching in and out often) and are helped by its strengths (a pokemon that can ohko water types maybe, like venusaur)
teambuilding is hard and time consuming if you don't know what you're doing, so here are some resources with premade teams you can practice with; here is the OU bazaar for gen 9 and here's the OU sample teams thread as well :) of course, always feel free to experiment! don't let the current meta prevent you from doing what you wanna do, underused pokemon can really throw off your opponent :P
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AWESOME!! so now youve got your team, and hopefully you understand what they do and how they work, now you get to battle; its important to find your playstyle, and you can switch through them and see which one fits you the best or you have the most fun with :D there are a few main styles that can be recognized in the showdown scene:
hyper offense: this is what it sounds like, its about hitting hard and fast and forcing your opponent to stay on their toes. usually there is a dedicated lead that sets up hazards and every pokemon that follows is meant to deal as much damage as possible, aiming for ohkos or 2hkos. it requires a lot of switching in and out though, which makes it dangerous if your opponent has also set up hazards because you'll just keep taking damage, so a pokemon with acess to rapid spin, magic bounce, or a maushold with tidy up. being able to predict your opponent is EVERYTHING, one miscalculation can mean an unavoidable loss (hyper offense = wall breakers + sweepers + cleaners + hazard lead)
bulky offense: this is a sort of safer bet than hyper offense; they rely on having defensive pokemon to tank damage before pivotingthe setup sweepers and wallbreakers out to wreak havoc. moves like U turn and flip turn that return the user and switch to another are integral to this style, as well as priority moves and choice items. (bulky offense = pivots + wallbreakers + sweepers)
balance: this is what id consider the healthy middle ground between hyper offense and stall styles..balance teams have a strong defense but also strong wallbreakers that can deal massive damage; whittling down the opposing team with status conditions or multi-hit attacks until they can safely bring in their sweepers and wallbreakers. moves like rapid spin and defog are often on these teams to allow their walls to switch in + maintain the health of their offensive pokemon. (balance = wallbreakers + sweepers + hazards + pivots)
semi-stall: this is the nicer younger cousin to the full stall style, basically it uses multiple walls to compliment one bulky sweeper. it takes a loooottt of planning to carry this one out and patience too, because you can really only wear down the opponent and clean up, so moves like curse and calm mind are common to see. its just mostly defensive pokemon, passive damage is everything, and your sweeper can help you get out of sticky situations, your offense is there to support your defense, opposite than most of the other archetypes. and it sucks so bad to battle against drives me nuts. (semi stall = 5 defensive + 1 sweeper)
stall: this is the last archetype! all pokemon on this team are gonna be bulky walls, and it doesn't have a sweeper to support them. it's 100% defense, you're gonna win by waiting for the other team to completely faint with slow residual damage from entry hazards, burns, poisoning, etc. i've seen people even wait for the opponent to run out of PP while healing themselves, it takes forever. that's why it's called stalling. LOL. (stall = all walls)
when you find a archetype that fits you, you can stick with it, play to your strengths and cover your weaknesses!
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i'm not going into cores and synergy and all of that jazz now so that's about all i have for you, but i'll leave some tips!
don't be afraid to switch out your pokemon! if you feel like its safe to do so, but you aren't, just do it! either way, you learn more about how to predict what moves are safe to take and not
figure out which pokemon you feel most comfortable with throwing out first/who your lead is. also look at your opponent's team and decide based on that, too! if they have an iron valiant, maybe don't send out that baxcalibur. you'll learn how best to pick your lead with practice
never risk losing the pokemon that helps you win; if you have one mon you would consider your "ace", one that always saves you by ohkoing like three mons on the other team, save them until necessary!!!
in showdown, you can type "/calc" in chat to see the damage calculator- play with it :P it helps a lot
save your replays! do random battles! do ubers! see what your opponent is doing! learn how to counter it! get a feel for how other people tend to play and how you can keep up against it
and of course have fun :P
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1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen 2 Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkein 3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte 4 Harry Potter series 5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee 6 The Bible 7 Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte 8 Nineteen Eighty Four – George Orwell 9 His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman 10 Great Expectations – Charles Dickens 11 Little Women – Louisa M Alcott 12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy 13 Catch 22 – Joseph Heller 14 Complete Works of Shakespeare 15 Rebecca – Daphne Du Maurier 16 The Hobbit – JRR Tolkien 17 Birdsong – Sebastian Faulks 18 Catcher in the Rye - J. D. Salinger 19 The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffeneger 20 Middlemarch – George Eliot 21 Gone With The Wind – Margaret Mitchell 22 The Great Gatsby – F Scott Fitzgerald 23 Bleak House – Charles Dickens 24 War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy 25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams 26 Brideshead Revisited – Evelyn Waugh 27 Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoyevsky 28 Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck 29 Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll 30 The Wind in the Willows – Kenneth Grahame 31 Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy 32 David Copperfield – Charles Dickens 33 Chronicles of Narnia – CS Lewis 34 Emma – Jane Austen 35 Persuasion – Jane Austen 36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe – CS Lewis 37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini 38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres 39 Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden 40 Winnie the Pooh – AA Milne 41 Animal Farm – George Orwell 42 The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown 43 One Hundred Years of Solitude – Gabriel Garcia Marquez 44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney – John Irving 45 The Woman in White – Wilkie Collins 46 Anne of Green Gables – LM Montgomery 47 Far From The Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy 48 The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood 49 Lord of the Flies – William Golding 50 Atonement – Ian McEwan
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As found in the original post I saw by @macrolit
My total: 43/100
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