#*don’t be creepy about it

[justwannabecat]

The one where having a secret lab in the basement is not as much of a red flag as it should be.

Because somehow, EVERY. SINGLE. ADULT. IN ALL OF AMITY. Have “secret” basements.

Sure, MOST of them have refitted them to act as emergency bunkers in case there’s another large-scale ghost attack, with rations and shields and blankets and all that, BUT. Even BEFORE the portal opened up, they were there.

Some of them were laboratories dedicated to one of many sciences. Some of them were just storage for the more concerning family heirlooms. At least one person kept the taxidermied bodies of each and every pet they had over their lifetime. Really, it was more odd for someone to not have some weird secret in their basement.

So when Danny ran from Amity and learned just how many people didn’t have strange, niche basements for their hobbies, he was a little put off. When he was eventually asked to stay with the Wayne family in Gotham, well, maybe he could have phrased it better.

How was he supposed to know that asking if they had a “super-secret basement either for your job, your personal life, or disaster prevention” would lead to them thinking he knew about their nightlife?

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #we always talk about how he would avoid creepy basements #but like? imagine if everyone had one??? #and instead of thinking that it’s weird #Danny thinks having said basement is normal #and so when heroes go around in their civilian ID trying to get a read on this meta runaway #hero: do you need someone to stay? just for one night? #danny: I dunno… do you have a super secret high-tech basement? #hero: …no? #hero: (does he know?) #danny: you don’t? how am I supposed to trust you then smh

[falconfate]

Inspired both by the recent solar eclipse and this post by @otiksimr, an art piece I’ve never been prouder of, my WoF oc Sunkiller!

Born under a total solar eclipse (ask me about my temperature-based nightwing hatching headcanons. and also my headcanons about how sunlight affects nightwings.) and blessed with the ability of perfect knowledge of the past, or at least the past where dragons exist. This of course makes her an invaluable resource to historians everywhere, which she is absolutely sick of, and so has gotten very adept at the hermit lifestyle. For pity’s sake, you solve ONE cold case murder as a hatchling, and suddenly EVERYBODY wants your attention…

(if tui has declared anything canon about nightwings and solar eclipses, like she has for blood moons, which are lunar eclipses, i haven’t seen it)

#wof #wof nightwing #wof nightwing oc #my art #my crotchety baby girl i love you #currently i don’t have her existing during any of the canon timelines because that would make plotlines uh. pointless. #she definitely hatches wayyyyy way later #if anything she MIGHT meet the dragonets of prophecy when they’re big old ancient dragons and reminisce with them #which is a VERY strange experience for everyone involced *except* sunkiller #she thinks it is Very Normal to talk about events you see but haven’t experienced as if you did experience them—because to her there’s #no difference #however when she’s younger she’s also very bad at distinguishing between things she experienced and things she’s had visions of #which makes interpersonal relationships very difficult for her #so to her peers at first she’s creepy and weird because she acts like she was there when she wasn’ #and then when she overcompensates she’s cold and aloof because she never acts like she knows anybody #…ah shit i projected neurodivergency on an oc again—

[meatloafzzz]

(ง'̀-'́)ง

#one piece #one piece trafalgar law #trafalagar law #trafalgar d water law #op law #he’s just a little sweaty #and bleeding… #don’t worry about it #also he is kinda creepy when he smiles… #meatloaf draws

[mintharasthrone]

more “gay” pages posting complete homophobic garbage claiming bisexual women are lesbians

#tra homophobia #drop the t & b #of course there’s a comment calling us actual lesbians trans/biphobic 🙄 #all lesbians are terfs bc homosexuality is only real if a woman is a feminist or political like what kind of homophobic logic #they think they’re so different than het men who argue all lesbians aren’t real and want a male and piv #the obsession with also equating toys to wanting a man is never ending #and i remember the poll here that showed most lesbians of course want to eat pussy most of all #and bi women wanted to use toys #like lesbians don’t want anything that looks like a dick when they have sex only bi women do and i know from experience #why the fuck would we #i wish people would stop fucking obsessing over and disecting how lesbians have sex and why #they always have to make it about males and dick #it’s socially acceptable to make creepy perverted comments always talking about or mocking lesbian sex #bi women are like why do lesbians hate us? you literally are with whole ass men calling yourselves lesbians and dykes and bonding over how #much you hate real lesbians and insinuating we aren’t real and can be fixed with conversion #therapy #people hate us so deeply for loving only women and only the female anatomy #they genuinely believe we can’t be happy being homosexuals and bring up toys as some kind of proof #the same people who can’t make women come unlike us

[f0r-evxr-haunt3d]

-happyface

#happyface #:(kill): #dark #horror #:(selfmade): #creepy #bl00d #black and white #don’t add or delete anything #the killings #that’s what it’s all about #: )))

[zhxta]

Gotta flex the drip ✨

#trolls #trolls band together #trolls 3 #clay #paci #digital art #art #procreate #agere #don’t be creepy about it :/ #ppl tend to freak out when they see characters drawn with binkies for some reason

[whump-is-love-whump-is-life]

What about a hero whumpee currently captured by the villain whumper, and villain gives them a scar for each person killed by villain or their henchmen {or just non-natural cod} while hero’s there.

Of course, it’s not actually their fault but nevertheless; the hero blames themself for each death and it’s only reinforced by the villain cooing “you deserve it.” right in their ear as they cut each and every scar

#and don’t even get me started on the potential aftermath #oh bonus if someone they care about dies #anyways #my posts #my whump #my prompts #whump #how do I tag this #tw victim blaming #in a way #hero whumpee #villain whumper #captured whumpee #intimate whumper #creepy whumper #ah. heroes who blame themselves for everything… #what no I have no one specific in mind— #nope

[rynliadon]

can you imagine if richard papen had just gone to like. ucla

#as a californian from a town very similar to his: it’s so fucking funny to hear him talk about how much he hates california #he’s like if i had grown up in this east coast victorian lake house i would have loved it bc ca sucked out my soul #ok melodramatic #i don’t have any rich friends a creepy greek professor!! i’m stuck in CA forever!! #the secret history #donna tartt #(also note: i’m like 20% of the way in LOL don’t spoil anything please 🙏)

[sheltershock]

Something that seems really obvious to me, but what I haven’t seen very much is that Milla has a really good second reason for wanting to change how her name is said. In PN2 she says that her full name is Camilla, but when she started working with the Psychonauts Sasha mispronounced it and she didn’t have the heart to correct him. So she’s been going by “Me-yah” ever since. It’s a cute story. But it also makes sense that since her nightmares call her “Me-Lah” from her memories of reaching out to her children with telepathy, that she’d want to distance herself from that name. I mean it would probably trigger her to be called that name. Since she (wrongfully) blames herself for not being to help, she probably feels that “Me-Lah” was the failed mother who couldn’t protect her children.

So she starts her new job with the Psychonauts, protecting the world and exploring the human mind. She’s going to be a cool spy now, but ever since the accident whenever someone calls out to her she is filled with guilt and the feeling that she can’t protect anyone. Then she meets her new field partner, he’s cute, she thinks. And then he gets her name wrong, maybe out of ignorance or nervousness, but it doesn’t matter. “Me-yah.” And she didn’t get that feeling of dread. There wasn’t that doubt or guilt, just…her. Just “Me-yah.” She knew that she should probably correct him, it would be rude to just let him get it wrong, but she just….doesn’t have the heart.

Then she starts introducing herself to others as “Me-yah” and they say it back to her. And she feels fine, happy even. Sure, it doesn’t erase all the bad feelings about the accident, it’s still effecting her a lot. But for this tiny little thing, it’s easier for her.

And as she pulls off mission after mission, she feels less like that failed mother. She wasn’t “Me-Lah,” the woman who could only tearfully plead that everything she loved stopped burning. She was “Me-yah,” the Psychonaut.

#psychonauts #psychonauts 2 #milla vodello #sasha nein #small idea ramble #i haven’t seen anyone else talking about this #but her nightmares calling out to her is really creepy #and it’s the only place in the franchise that she called “me-lah” #we don’t get to see milla or sasha between their worst memory vaults and the present and how they recovered from those experiences #but i think milla changing her name would be a good evolution for her character #also think of how cool it would be if sasha accidentally helped her out this way and milla is secretly appreciative

[velvetjune]

that moment when saga fights against the darkness in her mind place and opens the door to leave and it starts to pan out—showing nothing but stars just like the Night Springs intro before she appears in the dark place’s new york. Traversing the void in between worlds just like her dad. cinema!!

#it’s also creepy. the implication that the dark place is either this other world/entity or something between worlds #it’s huge and nothing but (possibly) was shaped through contact by Zane/alan/artists #I can’t remember exactly the words but that one manuscript with Alan’s scratched out edits #where he called Cauldron lake a black mirror #that just by looking at it you’d know it was ‘too late’ #the mountain being the site of a caldera. as casey says the opening to hell #anyways it’s very existential and terrifying #alan wake 2 #saga anderson #ahhhghghhhhgghh I can’t stop thinking about the ending of this game #saga being an Anderson and a Door. being a seer and maybe even having the ability to traverse worlds. #door being everywhere and in between. all at once. fascinating #I don’t even know if this is the takeaway for that scene. the resemblance to night springs just intrigues me esp since the door manuscript #shows up right after this

[crybaby-bkg]

Quirkless college AU where Keigo is your annoying teachers assistant for one of your majors classes. He never seems to give you that A you deserve, and is hellbent on going back and forth with you about every little thing. About every little grade, every little answer you submit, every little note he likes to leave on the corners of your papers. He mocks your handwriting with his own chicken scratch, even writes a ‘wtf are you trying to say???? is that supposed to say RHETORIC?????’ on one of your papers.

You wanna complain about him to your professor when it comes to his attitude and nitpicking, but the prof always just tells you to take it up with the TA yourself. And that’s exactly what the golden haired man wants, and it’s so painstakingly obvious with the way he absolutely grins when you drag your feet into his ‘office hours’ (aka him sitting in the library for the same amount of time every week).

“I was wondering when you’d ask me to round your grade up.” Keigo doesn’t even greet you, just leans back in his chair as he folds his arms over his chest. His smile grows even wider when you narrow your eyes and huff at him, snatching the chair out from across him to plop down heavily.

“Give me the grade I deserve, and not the grade that drags me here to be with you.” You’re all snaps and irritation, and Keigo loves it—eats up the way your bottom lip juts and your brows furrow down and, oh, you’re so goddamn cute when you’re annoyed.

“Go on a date with me this weekend, and I’ll change it.” Keigo blurts out with a lilt of his lips, eyes squinting when you reel back with a scoff. You stare at him for a while before answering, and he can’t help but notice how shifty your hands have gotten and how it grows harder to look him in the eye now.

“I feel like that goes against policy.” You mutter, picking at your nails before glaring through your lashes. Keigo cocks his head to the side, smiling.

“Don’t tell me you’re a goody two shoes.” He teases, tilts his head in your direction, watches the gears turning in your head as you narrow your eyes at him.

“Fine. One date, and you give me extra credit on the last paper.” You bargain with him, glaring at his hand when he holds it out for you to shake. You pause before you take it, frowning when Keigo grins wider and leans across the table.

“Looks like you’ve got yourself a deal there, birdie.”

And after that, it becomes routine for you both. Keigo enters the most foul grade he can until you show up at his dorm room furious and seething, all so he can pull you in to his space and kiss your puffy cheeks while you enter your own grade in the system. He’s a bit of a jackass, but you think it’s all worth it, especially when he shows you the expansive winged tattoo on his back and the quickest and most efficient way to do eyeliner. He’s good for something, you guess.

#I wrote this two nights ago and forgot about it #but I think I wanna make a college au series lmfao #I say that every time I get a collective idea and can’t stick it to one character #but I’ve already written about RA sleaze bag touya #why not TA Keigo??? #okay I don’t know anymore college jobs AKSHDKDJDJDFJ #wait maybe creepy tutor shiggy………. #okay idk Leave me ALONE #also wish me luck on my astronomy quiz today #I’m dreading it so bad and wanna cry #I might get h*gh before I take it so the results won’t fuck with me too bad lmfao #omg I’m watching American dad and they killed off one character bc of a goofball to the head #why tf did they put him in the casket with the golf ball STILL IN HIS HEAD?-$:!:&;!;$ #I hate this show omfg SO STUPID #okay I’m done sorry #now I have to make a masterlist for this mf #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #hawks treats! 🍬 #—queue’ve got a new treat in stock! 🍰

[zappedbyzabka]

🖤💀🖤💀

#Okay I see youuuu #With your cute skeleton heart shirt and tiny shorts #Who dressed him. the hat was an odd choice but everything else? just picture me as a sleazy sailor #The bracelettttt #No bc I’m just as bad about his wrists as Kreese and Terry. pin them to a bed. #And his name is Kim. KIM #That’s so good for me you don’t get it #​Kimmy gets his ass pounded by a crew mate or dock worker every single night no doubt (pretending most of them ARENT his siblings) #You don’t have to explain the white stains on your crop top and in your hair when you fucked in the water. cleans it off #Mo was clearly his main meat. #Kim fisher #william zabka #Ok sweet little kimmy over here (no relation) is getting given to THREE adjacent characters #N 1: Max Perish (Hollow Point) #(omfg. Tig did play a damn pirate slslskskksksks. Captain Jeffery) #N2: Wolf Larsen (WAIT. Greg Larsen and Wolf Larsen? amazing) because why wouldn’t I give this soft boy to him… #N3: Bianchi (that weird Hamlet movie Ralph was a side character in) because he was kind of creepy #and a dick. clearly he needed his balls drained into a blond to make him just shut the fuck up #I love cheesy ass 80’s and early 2000’s movies with hot daddies—who said that🤨 wasnt meeee. No but geez some of these are so cheesy #I could put them on nachos. Oh wait. Eugene in Crossroads can have Kimmy too. Long as the hat comes off during sex #Play him a little song on his guitar and see how Kimmy thanks him—play that guitar at him boy #nsft #There’s too many options.

[queencaramilflinda]

Everyone during neverafter 15: oh my god these social interactions are going horribly they’re all doing so bad!

Me, neurodivergent and cannot read social cues: idk mostly these seem fine

#like… Pinocchio overshared for sure #but I didn’t think the rest of them were too bad? like they rolled poorly yes but the actual conversations went fine? I thought? #i at least didn’t think they were as bad as everyone else seems to think #like… with ylfa. when you are a young girl and you meet an older woman who is Like You and successful you are drawn to that #her questions didn’t seem invalid if a bit personal #like ‘how did this happen to u? how do u find the answers and the strength to be successful when your like this the way we are now?’ #that was fair to ask! there was a moment before that where they even clocked eachother as beasts! and then ylfa asked about Pib #which seemed fine to me. like she was genuinely asking advice and she got shutdown with like a one word answer #I feel like la bête did worse in that interaction than ylfa did #none of the stuff with gerard was really his fault within that interaction. Brennan surprised Murph with the read the cards outloud thing #he handled it the best he could under the circumstances #Pib did great. Pinocchio overshared but his intentions and actual words were sweet! traumabonding! #Rosamund did great! she was kind and she said what she wanted like yeah! not too bad! #i don’t think Ally intended to actually put dirt in the cookies Brennan kind of pushed that and I don’t think a lot of what he said was bad #I think ally could’ve handled it better in the sense that they could’ve just told the truth and been vague abt the questions being abt #the book but the stuff about being so overly nice and a bit unnerving seemed like an accurate and not very offensive way of putting it #even before they knew about the nihilistic princess cabal stuff they thought rapunzel was creepy #cienna talks #neverafter

[quantumshade]

the hate boner people (read: hardcore chibnall fans) have for rtd is genuinely insane and borderline homophobic at times

#LIKE. just saying. you can dislike this dude and his writinf #without insinuating he has a ‘’creepy crush on david tennant’’ or whatever it was that post said #i don’t defend any showrunners ever this is a showrunner hating household. but some of you fuckers are real weird about it. #doctor who #delia.txt

[kosmokai]

this is not supposed to sound weird but have you guys ever wanted to like… call your online moots?

like idk if it’s just me but i’ve never wanted to call someone so bad until now 😭😭

like i’m not gonna say who i’m talking about (they prolly guessed by now) but i’m always on the edge of asking but i don’t wanna be weird 😭😭

like i always wanna call them like, idk on discord or something and just be like “HEYYY” and then like we write something together or like at the same time

idk maybe i’m just lonely ☠️ that might be cause my roommate is out right now but anyways

#彡 𝙺✵𝚂𝙼𝙾 ⋆ 𝙺𝙰𝙸 𝚆𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴𝚂 #can you guess who this is about? #i wanna ask but idk #don’t wanna seem creepy #and it might be embarrassing if they say no 😭😭

[burning--heart]

usually when i introduce the show to people i tell them about the puppets and i show them this picture because it’s one of the top ones on google and it’s beauty and the beast. of course. the one with the puppet puppets. cutest sweetest little number in the whole thing. but then they ask me if it’s a horror show. i forget that the average person’s first thought upon seeing a blank-eyed puppet girl is apparently not going to be “omg little dea :)” it’s going to be “oh… that’s creepy.” although…

…creepy images of puppet dea do exist. i’ve seen pictures of fnaf characters that look exactly like this.

#the grinning man #grinpayne #dea #burning thoughts #im sure grinpayne’s big black button eyes don’t help either. but someone said dea in particular was creepy #it’s ok. you just have not seen them sparkle in the light. they are not voids #sometimes i wonder where the puppets are now… #no way they threw them out or destroyed them right? so they’re probably just sitting somewhere #i feel a kind of grief i guess when i think about them motionless wherever they are #idk it’s real late here